#they're so gay and stupid.

[cryingismystand]

I just finished the 3rd chapter of Model Citizen and oughh. Kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[robintherobiner]

I propose to you, the core four being poly but Tim is the last person to realise.

Dick, visiting Tim at the tower: Hey buddy! You got something you wanna tell me? Tim, laying on the couch with his head in Kon's lap as he reads case files: No, why?

Wally:

Tim:

Wally: Why did my Uncle's Grandson just kiss you goodnight?

Tim: Don't shame him, he's adjusting to being in the past.

Diana: When did you and Cassie get together?

Tim, ever oblivious: Like, three years ago. You were there when we formed Young Just Us, weren't you?

Tim, venting to Stephanie: And like, that year was so hard because two of my best friends died! Weirdly enough, their deaths were way harder than like, anyone else's. I mean, I tried to clone Kon for some reason! Stephanie: God, I can't believe we ever dated, you're so stupid.

Damian: Drake, I have been informed that it is customary to wish queer people a happy pride month.

Tim: I mean, yeah. Why you telling me though?

Damian: In order to repair our relationship, I did some research and according to Father, you are bisexual and polyamorous. Therefor, I wish you a happy pride.

Damian: Drake? Why does your face look more ugly than usual?

Tim, reevaluating his entire life: OH MY GOD-

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

James: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk? Sirius: The final boss. Peter: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? James: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

[sushisketching]

I haven't even played the event yet but yall seem to like the funny pathetic pretty baby girl

[solongandgoodknight]

meeting gay people in real life and going to lgbt spaces around you and meeting the community there is the easiest way to realise 90% of gay online discourse is profoundly unhelpful and useless and no one actually gives a shit about it in real life.

[b0nelessdoodles]

going out of town for a bit quick post all the espresseleine college au doodles

[beanghostprincess]

God keeps feeding the ones who aren't hungry 💔 These two men have so much rizz and they don't even know

[flamestar126]

Hey! Go check out my friend's new Howdy x Wally fanfic! She's amazing at what she does! @whycantichooseausername

May I have this dance kiss?

Bonus under the cut!

Look who was so bashful beforehand.

[multifandom-aroace]

Arthur looked at merlin like this

AND THIS WAS MERLIN'S FACE EXPRESSION WHILE ARTHUR IS TALKING ABOUT GWEN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS

[cyellolemon]

They just have this kind of relationship

ocs: Romeo (he/him) and Angel (xe/xem)

[kipowolfton]

doodles (it's mostly tf2 (god help me))

completely related to the 3rd image, I've never met a good 'ol boy who can dance without a partner. Like, southern bois need someone to dance with or they'll look like fools

Very very confident,silly, goofy fools. 😋

[fernlessbastard]

hot take moment cwilbur is literally just psychotic as all hell and i think people got way too comfortable villianizing the shit out of a man who was clearly portraying signs of severe mental illness. cwilbur was like im so fucking paranoid and scared and i think everyone is out to get me and hurt me and ive spiralled to the point i cant reach out to the people closest to me because im so afraid and lost in this spiral and im having constant panic attacks and hurting myself because i dong know what to do with myself and the only way out for me is to die. and everybody was like EVIL MAN WHO ENJOYS HURTING OTHERS AND IS ABUSIVE ON PURPOSE AND A VILLAIN AND SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN. and then he came back and was like im still deeply troubled and afraid but im desperately trying to make up for the wrongs i did in the past and the people i hurt in my own way and communication is really hard for me but i hope people know that im truely sorry and i love them. im going to try my hardest to fix this in the only way i know how and then respectfully remove myself from the situation because i feel thats the kindest thing i can do to the people ive hurt. and people were like ABUSER ABUSER ABUSER EVIL MAN ABUSER. like girl

Yeah no based true real no questions asked

I'd hope I manage to portray Wilbur the way he deserves in my content, cause that man is heavily bpd coded and he just needs therapy and someone who genuinely loves him but also can handle his bullshit (which has exclusively and reliably been Quackity like, canonically)

But yeah no completely agreed. The man has issues and has definitely fucked up a lot but at the end of the day he really does need love and care and patience, but also boundaries (and therapy and meds, obviously)

[of-kats-and-crows]

TomTord but make it Royai

Basically ever since a friend of mine made the comparison I can't unsee it-

(Namely based on how I play the two characters)

[anfeycare]

"You smell of lemons..."

based on the tweet i quoted here (i would hope you would forgive me but i'm not sorry [/silly])