I love how Sonic and Shadow are both very smart on their own, but put them together and they are idiots:
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I love how they are doing the same expressions throughout this whole scene
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Eddie: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.
Ravi: Maybe you’re pregnant.
Buck: That's impossible because I always use protection.
Eddie: ...
Ravi: ...
Buck: ...
Eddie: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, Ravi because he suggested it, Buck for rationalizing it, or me, because I just had a heart attack.
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Ghost: busting it down
Soap: sexual style-
Ghost: no.
Ghost: in the murder way.
Soap:
Ghost: i murdered someone...
Soap:
Ghost: ... again.
Soap:
Ghost: don't tell price.
Soap:
Ghost: or he'll yell at me... again
Ghost: it's only monday...
Soap: *opens his mouth to say something*
Ghost: in my defense someone said gaz was wrong...
Ghost: gaz has never been wrong. Ever.
Soap, catching on: ... and saying he's wrong is an insult on his cow
Ghost: *nodding*
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James: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk?
Sirius: The final boss.
Peter: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
James: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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The impeccable thought process of a Meatbun gong.
(Originally posted by me on Twitter like 2 years ago)
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Buck: Would you take care of me if I was paralyzed?
Eddie: Yeah.
Eddie: You'd make a great RealDoll.
Eddie: Top you whenever I wanted.
Buck: Asshole.
Eddie:
Buck: I love you.
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hot mess meets space opera!!
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He was so proud of it too-
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Luffy and Zoro vs the concept of Heroism
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miles: pavitr, i don't think we can enter this bar
pavitr: why?
miles: because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only 2 of us
pavitr: you dumbass
pavitr: just invite more people
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Touya: *is trying to open a door*
Touya: *gets increasingly frustrated*
Touya: *starts shaking the door aggressively*
Keigo: *wheezes*
Touya: F YOU WHAT IS THIS ENHANCED SECURITY
Keigo: it’s- it’s a sliding door
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