#this actually happened tho

[lovetimdrake]

Jason: I used to be innocent just like you and I envy that...

Tim: I killed hundreds of people through explosions

Jason: What

[theinkbunny]

I open the cupboard door

there’s a chicken

why is there a chicken

[roobgumball95]

i walk into the physical therapy appointment. the old lady on the treadmill from last week says i have “broad shoulders—perfect for wearing jackets”. i turn bright red behind my mask. (im oikawa tooru)

[bad-artist-non-historian]

you know your family considers you an adult when you get a dream from your dead (sicilian) grandfather warning you to not go into the basement (by chasing you out as a green snake)

[disappointedpenisnoises]

I just had an eyelash fall into each eye

2/10 would not recommend

[dontthinkaboutcookies]

Halfway through a milkshake, I turn to my sister and say “It’s times like these . . . when I remember I’m lactose intolerant. ”

[majunju]

egg

[isjasz]

[Day 155] Sunflowers always face the sun

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So like. If sunflowers always face the sun and the majority of the sunflowers on scar's shawl are on his back and on the side does that mean scar still trusts grian with his back or he turned his back on him rejected him moved on or sometimes they wish they are by each other's sides again or are they allies or enemies this will be the death of m <- epic shower thoughts

[obsob]

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

[sisaloofafump]

I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable

[all-the-fandoms-6413]

book!jesper not recognising wylan as kuwei �� show!jesper not recognising wylan as his one night stand

[barghest-land]

poor boy now counts wolves instead of sheep (sketch is under the cut!)

i think the first sketch of this deserves to be here as well it's so cute to me :D

[b4kuch1n]

same teacher, different lessons

transcript

[the-king-of-lemons]

[p4nishers]

there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.

[chicotfp]