#this cannot

[donut-doodles-doodles]

Help! My boyfriends evil dead father is haunting me after I thwarted his plans to revive his dead wife which would end the world and neither of us know why!

[laysplaining]

there is a tiny fly in here i'm going to fucking pass out. a few yrs ago we had a SUPER bad summer where my apartment was absolutely infested with house flies it was insane like. genuinely terrifying. i killed them all somehow it genuinely still makes me panic a bit everytime i think about it. wow. my fly trauma is hitting me fr

[perceremade]

Kanata called him his mikejima

[hetheymerrill]

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

[wormspoodle]

idk has someone done this yet

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

[fagtainsparklez]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[selkiesparrow]

Zoozve, my beloved

[monstermemories]

so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting

[ink-the-artist]

SHES MAD AS HELL❗️‼️

[thought-begone]

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Hey, if you do crafts (especially things like crochet, knitting, embroidery, etc), make sure to look up how to identify when a listing is AI generated. You do NOT want to waste money on an incredible looking kit or pattern that is physically impossible to make, especially if you're on sites like etsy hoping to support an actual artist.

[hansoeii]

only you.

[arcanefanpage]

SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!