#this is a heist movie

[pixlerelish]

It's a piece of cake!

[xcuubei]

honestly i think they should make burning the goat legal, but still protect it as if it weren’t. make a sport out of it. whoever manages to get past all the cameras and fences gets to be the main character of sweden for a week

[rebar2042]

3 seconds before disaster

[idk3ither]

Oh don’t mind me I’m just casually losing my mind

[lokidokeyartichoki]

an oceans 11 heist movie based on a team dedicated to burning down the Gävle Goat

[ashercries23]

so @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen and i were giggling abt this screenshot from rwrb. specifically how it’s just an incredible meme format. so i present you, this. (she made this i did not, give her all the credit 🫶) (og screenshot from @asimplestrawberry )

[otrtbs]

I saw this post by @/r.a.b.supremacy on tt and i was like… Nat you need to see this.

okay,,,, first of all,,,, crying like a small child rn

this is so so sweet and so lovely and the comment section is so beyond kind. i am very touched by the outpouring of love !!! 🥹💕 and while i very much think it would be fitting for regulus’ dreams in ahb! to be remembered by the masses i came across this comment

and yeah!!! like i don’t need it to be published or to be the greatest i like having it for us. it’s our little thing ,, our love story / our tragedy / our thing to joke about our little secret that can be found tucked away safe in a little corner of the internet . and the people who know will know and that’s what makes it great 🥰💗

[nancywheeeler]

("i would bring the snacks!" you're the fixer. "i'm wearing a bunch of different disguises!" you're the conman. "explosions!" you're the gadget guy. "i'm making sure everyone else does their fucking jobs!" you're the second in command. "i'm just chilling." you're not invited.)

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Something about Heist movies/media makes my brain fucking explode

Like just a group of new best friends robbing the rich??? Like I can not get enough of strangers stealing things together and becoming best friends??? Makes me feel so many emotions makes my heart explode Something about strangers becoming family through trust and crime makes me feral

Do not psychoanalyze me

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Showstopping, immaculate, glorious

The scene on Leverage where the Team made up an entire elaborate cover story only for Eliot Spencer to step forward, straighten up, roll back his shoulders and go “I’m Eliot Spencer” gaining them immediate audience

Throwing your (team’s) cover to the wind because your real identity grants you so much more leverage (hehe), perfection

Eliot Spencer has biggest dick energy. Hardison has the most golden heart energy. Parker has unchecked chaotic energy.

Leverage did so many things with what I consider a gold standard.

One of the best depictions of Found Family there ever will be.

An awesome slow-build hetero relationship that feels organic, natural,

Never putting that romance before the familial love they have for the team

And Parker is still one of my favourite aroace autistic headcanons. She is oblivious to her own feelings for Hardison. But she is never belittled for it, she doesn’t get made fun of for not being able to name/ distinguish what she feels.

And Hardison, oh my goodness Hardison. Alec Hardison is the absolutely most loving (familially and romantically) man.

He is patient with Parker. He understands she struggles to understand how she feels.

He is encouraging and never pressures her.

And “I’m here, if you want” is still one of the most wholesome pre-relationship tropes.

Pretzels.

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Heist movie where everyone in the team has a fairy tale code name:

Frau Holle, head of the operation, pulls the strings, coordinates from above

The Fairy Godmother, arranges everyone's covers and equipment, supports from the side lines

Jack, world class burglar, bit too impulsive for his own good

Molly Whuppy, world class con artist, has a friendly rivalry going with Jack

Donkeyskin, master of disguise, you won't even know you're talking to her until she chooses to introduce herself

Goldilocks, housebreaking prodigy, cocky young upstart

[innocentlymacabre]

THE CRESCENT OF FOOLS AND FORGOTTEN TIME ⤳ a wip (re)intro

Lucille Carmine is not one to relinquish her hold on someone once her wicked talons have sunk into them, as Jayce all too painfully learns once more. He’s pulled into her employ again, Lott jumping in after his best friend, tasked - under extreme duress, of course - to retrieve The Liminality Paradox. Previously thought to have been nothing more than a bedtime story, Jayce and Lott find themselves unwillingly heading to The Crescent of Fools and Forgotten Time, right into the heart of The Fool’s domain, a place where time and space lose all meaning, where everything that has ever happened is happening all at once and where nothing ever happens all the same. A place where the ends of the universe could be nothing more than a hop, skip, and a jump away, but the five feet in front of you could stretch out to infinity and beyond. A place where the insane rule sovereign and the sane are grinded to a dust, folded into the ripples of the Crescent. All to steal an artifact of untold power for one of the most dangerous overlords of the criminal world, and to lay even more unchecked power at her feet for her to abuse.

STATUS: open for votes! all you have to do is read the script and give your honest opinion and the winner of the competition gets their movie fully funded and produced!!

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GENRE: urban fantasy / heist / comedy

MEDIUM: feature film

WARNINGS: description/depiction of wounds, death and pain (will be modified as necessary)

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[7cfc00]

Fanart of hit movie Heaven Heist from hit podcast Story Break

[kdramamilfs]

Kim Hye-soo as Pepsi in The Thieves | 도둑들 (2012)

[wjbminecraft]

Minecraft heist movie where Steve is retired from heisting and Alex is a really-prolific thief, and the new default-skins are the main heist people who need Steve and Alex to help them learn how to do the stealing.

[rhinestonesox]

how dare he pursue his passion project instead of letting me see him die in the funny bear movie

(note: tumblr KILLED the quality of this drawing, so sorry that the article is, like, TOTALLY illegible. the quality is much better on my art insta- @googlyg1rl)

sorry again!! lots of love ❤️