#this is for sports

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

she's giving Lewis "This is for sports" Pullman after Danny kidnapped him, but before he was traumatized by the actual game.

tagging everyone i can think of (i don't think much)

@pullman-lewis @mothdruid @delopsia @sugarcoated-lame @bobfloydsbabe @bobgasm @lewmagoo @sebsxphia @topguncortez @attaboylew @ohtobeleah @bobby-r2d2-floyd @mandylove1000 @horseslovers2016 @top-hhun @blue-aconite @thedroneranger @southpawbitch @mayhemmanaged @marvelshauntedhouse

(please tag others, i'm dense)

[konbinii]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

[lizardsfromspace]

Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"

The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat

And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously

[nando161mando]

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[indra-sexygirl]

Because waouuh

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

did i buy this because Lew drank it? yes. am i gonna try it at midnight? yes. do i make the best decisions? absolutely not.

buuuuuuut i just worked a 9hr catering/to-go shift in a restaurant, so i feel the tequila is warranted. plus, if i hate it, my friends will drink it, and i have a peach High Noon (which i also bought bc of Glen, so sue me)

i bought Long Drink because of a comedian i love, but i hated it, so i tried it again for Miles, still hated it. i'm so sorry

[anarchywoofwoof]

gonna fuck around and make the NFL watchable

[not-terezi-pyrope]

"Should trans women be allowed to compete in women's sports" I don't think there should be women's sports. I think it's a silly artificial construction that only upholds the gender binary while it's benefits are incidental and would be better addressed directly.

Care about giving people with different body types and muscle mass a shot? Split your league by weight categories like boxing, or some other direct physical measurement. Gender is at best a poor proxy for these and we only do it because we still treat women are a different species. "But that still wouldn't be fully fair to everyone?" Sport isn't fully fair, it's about rewarding people with the most biological advantage. That's the whole point of it.

You want to give more sporting opportunity to women and minorities specifically? Okay then do that. Create your own opportunities league, but if we're giving up the pretense that it's about essential biological advantage then you better let trans women in.

What's that, the extra league would be treated as a novelty afterthought and would lack the prestige of the real main event? You mean like how women's events were treated when they were introduced? True! In fact women's leagues are still largely treated as secondary now, and you know how we can fix it? Make the main leagues open to everyone with weight, height or muscle mass categories so that people with different body types can excel. Like I suggested before. Problem solved.

Women's sport is bad actually.

[buttersteps]

suddenly i’m into rugby

[zegalba]

Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

[justcatposts]

Sport is life

(Source)

[catchymemes]