#this is from the drafts

[veryinnovative]

we need to be less weird about (soft)blocking

[stewyhosseini-bf]

Hey, hey, hey. 😎 How we looking? 👀 Hey, dude. We have it. 🤲🏻 We have it. 🧥 But do we have you? 👉🏼👈🏼 We've got you, right? 🤔 Well, I do have certain questions ❓about riding the vegetable 🥕 train 🚂. But, like... I am a selfish person. So... Yeah. Do we invite the Stewpot 🥘in? You know, get him inside. Non-Exec Chair. 💺fսcking activist backtivist. Chair? 🪑Guys? I like weird sеx. 🤪 I like bad 😖 drսgs.💊 I'm a very complicated individual. ☺️ Bullshit. 😝 Bullshit. 😏 You like pancakes 🥞 and waffles 🧇 and you kiss 😘 guys 👬on Molly. You're not the heart of darkness. 🖤 You're... you're a grilled cheese 🧀 with a sucked dіck. 😜

[mercy-thompson-fanfiction]

MT as DnD

Anna: You both sound so insanely awkward.

Bran: I’m literally not sure how I’m meant to do this. *flipping through notes* Wow we really built you a great backstory.

Leah: Thank you.

Anna: I’d never believe you’re both married to each other if I only knew you from this.

Bran: *still flipping* Yeah we tend to play characters that hate each other.

Leah: It’s easier than liking each other in make believe. What are you even looking for?

Bran: I have no clue I was hoping we had come up with a cute code word or a nickname or something. Anyways. I just look at her and I say “I don’t want to lose you.”

Anna: You couldn’t pay me to believe they’re actually married.

Charles: I know. Remember last campaign when they played a devout cleric and a murderous barbarian and couldn’t get along?

Anna: That’s what I’m saying!

Leah: “That’s the best you can come up with?”

Anna: Above table, do you guys actually fight this much in your real life?

DM: They’re unironically the most stable couple I’ve ever met.

Leah: No but he also doesn’t have two children who hate me from previous marriages in real life.

Bran: *still looking through notes* There’s a lot that hasn’t happened canonically in our real—did you write this part?

Leah: *looking over* No that was you.

DM: The table dynamic of married couples is always weird. They’re very rarely together in-game. I think the Sam/Mercy thing was supposed to happen but they both wildly derailed on each other. I don’t know if they agreed on that in advance or what happened.

Anna: Well. When we get to merge the tables while I’m actually there, I’ll be sure to ask.

Bran: I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED A RESPONSE. I SAID “I do not want to lose you.” And you say????

Leah: “That sounds like a you problem, babe.”

[bring-it-on-zorra]

Why would you want to be a military spouse when you can read ongoing fics on ao3 and feel the same way you would feel waiting for a letter of your beloved spouse to arrive by waiting on an email with a new update on a fic

[sleepy-seal]

i'm surprised that the "no the finger would stop [the bullet]" debate and the smooth sharks debate would make people realize that these folks are legitimately trolling and intentionally saying the wrong thing to piss folks off and yet everyone is somehow committed to having the last word and that's what will keep things going forever

[ttheoretical]

"there was only one bed" hospital edition. these bitches are attached to the same life support machine.

[kiyomitakada]

liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand

[plightofthecentipede]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[aropride]

they should make being from california illegal [remembers im highly critical of policing and the law as institutions] we should restructure society so that nobody is from california

[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

[crymea-river]

i couldnt sleep last night so i tried rotating that one meme cat in my head and i think it worked its the last thing i remember

[veryinnovative]

breaking bad au but it's walter whitified minerva mcgonagall and her protégé (+former student) barty crouch jr

[caemidraws]

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[shorthaltsjester]

Critical Role: 10 Years of Storytelling

Campaign 1, Episode 115, "The Chapter Closes." // Taliesin Jaffe, in "As D&D booms, 'Critical Role' makes its own kind of nerd celebrity" by Sarah Parvini // Campaign 3, Episode 31, "Breaking Point" // On Loving by Forugh Farrokhzad, tr. Sholeh Wolpé // The Legend of Vox Machina at NYCC 2022 // 8-bit Stories // Campaign 1 Wrap-Up // “Without You Without Them” by boygenius // Campaign 2, Episode 141, "Fond Farewells." // Campaign 3: Behind the Set // Letters to Milena by Franz Kafka // Campaign 1, Episode 115, "The Chapter Closes." // Explanation of the final Vex’ahlia playlist by Laura Bailey // Liam's Quest: Full Circle // Backwards by Warsan Shire // Exandria Unlimited: Kymal, Part 2 // Explanation of Fearne’s second playlist by Ashley Johnson // Lighthousekeeping by Jeanette Winterson // San Diego Comic-Con 2023, Critical Role: Fireside Chat & Cast Q&A // Exandria Unlimited Cooldown: Divergence Episode 4 // Campaign 3, Episode 23, "To the Skies." // Explanation of the final Percy playlist by Taliesin Jaffe // "For Good" by Stephen Schwartz // Campaign 3, Episode 91, "True Heroism." // Exandria Unlimited: Calamity, Episode 4, "Fire and Ruin." // Campaign 3, Episode 121, "A New Age Begins."

[reineydraws]

pov ur kids just caught u making out with superman

there's this shot in dunmeshi's living armor episode where the party is peeking between slightly open doors into a room, and it pans from tall man laios all the way down to half-foot chilchuck. i thought it'd be fun to do it with the batkids, and then recreate the panning by making u scroll all the way to damian. :')

[catominor]

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder