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[lapsangsouchong52]

BEHAVIOR ANALYSIS PIGEON RESEARCH IN THE WILD I MEAN TUMBLR be still my little science nerdy heart ❤️🕊️❤️🕊️❤️

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[lacedwithpoetry]

────★𝑺𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝑻𝐀𝐋𝐊 & 𝑺𝐈𝐍 ˙💐 ̟ !!

୭˚. ᵎᵎ summary… BatBoys with talkative!yapper!reader

୭˚. ᵎᵎ contains… Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne x gn!reader (but described as female in the nsfw section.)

୭˚. ᵎᵎ warnings… contains nsfw (18+) content after the warning divider. — mentions of sex, overstimulation, female-receiving!oral, foreplay mentions, dirty talk, missionary, cowgirl, rough sex, slight choking (it’s Jason, duh), praise, bro idek anymore, semi!public sex mention, fingering mention, teasing, etc. wow

• Dick adores it. Dick is naturally social and emotionally in tune, so your chatter is like background music to him — warm, colorful, comforting. He genuinely listens, even if he doesn’t understand 100% of what you’re saying (especially when you go on niche rants).

• You’ll be venting about the emotional downfall of a TV character while he’s brushing his teeth, and he’ll just nod with foam in his mouth, giving you heart eyes in the mirror like, I love this little disaster so much.

• Big on physical affection while you talk: back hugs while you ramble, kisses to your forehead mid-monologue, tracing patterns on your thigh while you’re going on about your dream wedding color scheme (even though he knows you’ll change it by next week).

• Will 100% instigate more talking with:

➜ “What happened next?”

➜ “Wait, I need all the details again but with gossip voice this time.”

➜ “Hold up — I want the tea but tell it from the drama queen perspective.”

• When you say something wild mid-ramble, like “I could totally fake my death if I had a fog machine and three raccoons,” he pauses and goes, “I believe in you.”

• Sends you voice memos back just so you have something to respond to, even if it’s just him going, “Hi, I’m walking and I saw a pigeon do a backflip and thought of you.”

• Loves how expressive you are. “God, you’re like a comic book panel. I always know what page I’m on with you.”

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• Jason pretends to be annoyed. He is not.

• He sits there looking pissy while you talk for fifteen minutes straight about a dream you had where he was a barista with goat legs, but secretly he’s cataloging every second of it like a favorite podcast.

• Falls asleep to the sound of your voice on the couch — not because you’re boring, but because it soothes him. The safe, repetitive rhythm of you filling space makes his shoulders loosen for the first time all day.

• Will interrupt your long rants with a:

➜ “Babe. Breathe.”

➜ “ You’ve changed topics four times. Go back to the American Dad cult thing.”

• He’s a sucker for when your words start spiraling into chaotic territory. You’ll be like, “And then I thought, what if I just legally changed my name to Knife?” and he’ll be like, “Oh my god. I’d marry Knife.”

• Deep down? It makes him feel wanted. You want to tell him everything. Even the nonsense. Even the little things no one else would care about. That trust means more to him than he’ll admit.

• When you go quiet for more than ten minutes, he immediately side-eyes you like, Who hurt you. Why are you plotting. Are you possessed.

• Sometimes he’ll just look at you mid-rant, blinking slow, and mutter, “You’re exhausting. I’m obsessed with you.”

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• You would think Tim would be overwhelmed by a chatterbox… and you’d be right. At first.

• The first few dates, he’s overstimulated and blinking like a buffering screen while you bounce from topic to topic like a pinball machine. But he gets addicted fast.

• He starts structuring his schedule around “Y/N talk time” because it’s the only thing that can get him to log off his 40-hour research spirals.

• “I’ve been inside my own head too long,” he’ll mumble, rubbing his eyes, “Can you talk about anything? Literally anything. Just… fill the air, please.”

• Loves when you info-dump to him. You have ADHD-coded tangents about mythology, glitter, or reality TV? He’s in. Ask him questions, even mid-rant. Tell him about what evil thing Kim did in ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians,’ It wakes him up.

• Will slowly become more talkative around you, like you infected him. He starts matching your energy. You’ll be like “—and then I started wondering if pigeons are just spy drones—” and he’ll go, “Actually, during the Cold War they did—”

• Late night calls are filled with you talking and him muttering, “Mmhm,” “Yeah,” and soft chuckles. You think he’s half-asleep. He remembers everything you said the next day.

• Once, during a long ramble, you worriedly stopped and asked, “Wait, do I talk too much?”

Tim looked up with soft, tired eyes and said, “I love that you never make the silence awkward.”

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• Oh, this is Damian’s villain origin story. Or so he says…

• “You are like a crow trapped in an echo chamber,” he’ll scowl, arms crossed. “Why do you have so many thoughts. Why must you share all of them.”

• But he listens. Every time. Even when he’s glaring at you.

• His version of affection is sarcastic commentary during your rants:

➜ “ That is the dumbest theory I’ve ever heard.”

➜ “ Please, tell me more about this dream where you adopted a blood-thirsty dragon and became mayor.”

➜ “ Are you done yet, or do you plan to set a world record for uninterrupted verbal nonsense?”

• He secretly loves that you never stop. Because he never has to wonder what you’re thinking. No games. No manipulations. Just pure, unfiltered you.

• When he’s hurt or upset, your talking is the only thing that gets through to him. You don’t even realize it. You’re pacing and yelling about socks going missing in the dryer and he’s sitting there, silently pulling your hand into his lap.

• You’ll ask, “Do I annoy you?” and he’ll go:

➜ “ You enrage me. You bewilder me. You exhaust me.”

➜ Then under his breath: “I am madly in love with you.”

• He remembers every word you say. You’ll make some dumb offhand comment about how you want a custom dagger with your name on it, and six weeks later there’s a velvet box on your pillow.

• And God help anyone who tries to tell you to shut up in public. Damian will ruin them.

(because of course I have to include smut.)

• At first? Dick thinks it’s adorable. You’re talkative during sex like you are with everything else — giggling, gasping, teasing him mid-thrust with things like, “You’re so good at this—wait, have you always been this good or is this just for me?”

• It feeds him. He lives for it. Loves hearing your voice breathy, moaning, overstimulated — and even better when you start talking too much and get flustered mid-sentence.

• He gets handsy and worships you when you’re being noisy. Your voice is his favorite sound. Especially when you’re whimpering and trying to finish your sentences while he’s buried between your thighs.

• “C’mon, baby, don’t stop talking now,” he’ll murmur with his tongue teasing your clit. “You were giving me such a good speech about how much you like my cock—what happened?”

• When you ramble during foreplay, he’ll slowly slide his hand down your stomach like, “You gonna keep talking through this too?”

• Loves slow sex with eye contact while you’re blabbering sweetly and moaning through everything. His favorite thing is when you lose track of what you’re saying mid-orgasm. He’ll chuckle and kiss your neck, whispering, “Thought so, baby.”

• Bonus: If you ever get bratty while talking, expect to be pinned and told, “Put your mouth to better use.”

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• Jason’s obsessed with the way your mouth runs. Teasing, sultry, shameless — especially when you’re being a little too smug in bed.

• You’ll be making jokes, breathless and giggly, riding him and saying things like, “Sooo, how does it feel being Gotham’s most fuckable vigilante?”

• Jason just growls. He grabs your hips tighter and thrusts harder until you’re choking on your own smugness.

• Has a hand on your throat when you talk too much during sex. Not to shut you up — to feel every little sound you make.

• “Keep talking, baby,” he snarls in your ear. “Let’s see how long you can run your mouth when you’re shaking on my cock.”

• If you’re especially flirty and playful, he does not hold back — bends you over whatever surface is closest and pulls orgasm after orgasm out of you until your voice goes hoarse.

• Kink for overstimulating you until you’re whimpering, half-talking nonsense, and he’ll say things like:

➜ “You still got words, pretty girl?”

➜ “Where’s all that mouth now?”

➜ “Thought you had something smart to say while I was tongue-deep in your pussy.”

• But if you’re soft and sweet and praising him through the whole thing? He melts. Growls “fuck, you’re gonna kill me” into your shoulder and loses himself in you.

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• Tim’s kink? Being talked through sex like it’s a shared secret. You describe everything you’re feeling — and he lives for it.

• You’ll be breathlessly saying things like:

➜ “It’s so deep, Tim, I can feel you right there—”

➜ “God, you’re stretching me so perfectly—did you plan this? You did, didn’t you?”

➜ “You love how wet I get when you talk nerdy to me, admit it.”

• He gets red in the face, totally overwhelmed but so turned on. Half the time he’s like, “You’re doing this on purpose—”

• You talk him through his own dominance: “Harder, Tim. Faster. You know how I like it, don’t pretend you don’t.”

• His voice gets all low and breathy once he breaks — “You really don’t stop, do you?” — and suddenly he’s flipping you over and pinning your wrists.

• Loves semi-public sex with whispered commentary. Your breathy, daring little comments like, “You’re so hard right now. Bet if I touched you, you’d lose it in thirty seconds.”

• Will absolutely finger you just to shut you up — but he wants you to talk. To beg. To describe what he’s doing to you like it’s a thesis.

• Bonus: Tim gets dangerously turned on when you moan his name in between teasing rambles. “Tim, fuck—okay okay wait wait—this is so good—wait—!”

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• At first? Damian acts like your constant chatter is insufferable. He groans when you talk in bed—“Must you narrate everything?”

• But you see it. The way his pupils dilate when you do.

• You’ll be moaning his name and saying wild, reckless things like, “You’re so fucking deep, Dami—God—I think you rearranged my liver—” and he’ll cover your mouth with his hand and hiss, “You are utterly insufferable.”

• But his hips don’t stop moving. Not even a little.

• Loves to tame you. The more you talk, the more he takes control — bending you, flipping you, pushing you into the mattress until the only sound you’re making is his name.

• “Let’s see you speak in complete sentences now,” he growls, and you’re suddenly choking on a moan as he ruins you with slow, deliberate thrusts.

• But when you praise him? Call him your good boy, the perfect man, best you’ve ever had? Damian gets possessive and animalistic. Growling. Biting. Holding you in place like you’re his.

• Secretly records your voice when you’re in bed. Not to be creepy — he just loves hearing you whimper and gasp and beg.

• “You talk so much,” he mutters after you come for the third time, breathless. “But you say the sweetest things when I fuck you properly.”

[queen-mihai]

Hey, ive been really interested in your book but ive heard a whole lot of chaos that comes from companies taking money from the authors and since I dont know anything for sure, do you have a place where I can buy your book and be sure you receive as much as possible?

The main place to get my book would be from Amazon at the moment. I will look more closely at other options, but as of right now, they're the only ones who will print on demand and take care of basically the whole process for me when someone orders. They aren't much more helpful with selling than traditional publishers, but the main thing they are is *accessible*

If someone finds me a service that's easy to use, easy to access, does all the work like Amazon does, and pays better, I desperately hope they'll let me know because there are eleventy billion publishers out there and they ALL SWEAR to be the best thing for authors on the planet.

Researching this type of thing is extremely time consuming and I don't know if I can trust aggregators to compare and contrast them in an honest way so that I can make the best decision

Because when I choose a new publisher, I would like them to be my publisher for life. I don't want to make this choice again. This has been years, and it's only getting harder and more companies are being scammy and stupid and predatory. At least with Amazon I know what I'm getting

Goodness, I kinda didn't mean to info dump like this, but I need to put this information out into the world because I actually need help with this. Everybody thinks *their* publishing company is the best, but then when I look into them, there are massive problems even getting the book into their system. Or it costs money. Or the quality sucks. Or the wait times suck for customers. Or the pay rate isn't any higher after all the fees

I'm not just writing. I have an entire life to take care of, and this would take many, many, MANY hours to research.

Please, if someone is willing to help????

[heybrine]

Cottage Diaries Part IV

Hey you, guys!

Back again with one more set to complement the Cottage Diaries Series, this time a clutter / decor set! This month I wanted to make this living room feel like a curated and unique space, just like the original inspiration by XO Macenna.

Going to Estate Sales and finding unique and special items to decorate your home is something that I find quite fun to watch people do! So this was the inspiration behind this set. This pack comes with 42 new items to fill your room with unique wall arts and clutter up your built in bookshelves!

As usual I bring the essence of Macenna's Home but with some nuances of my own style and taste. I love these arts and most of the them are by the amazing WhileoliviasleepsArt, on etsy.

This pack is a clutter / decor set and all the furniture items used in these photos are from previous packs of the Cottage Diaries Series! You can check out the previous set of this series Here, out for everyone!

I think that's all for this pack! I loved how this came out especially the David Bust, my favorite piece of this pack for sure! Hope you like it as much as I do! 💛

You can always see more info on my patreon here!

If you wish, you can become a member and get early acess 😊 --- Public release on the 15th of July 2025

[unikhroma]

the tenna-ramb lore supercut

for those who are curious about their canon relations! things to note:

- ramb is in charge of watching toriel to make sure she's still asleep. he's one of the people who tenna's talking to through his antennas during the chapter (you'll see the scene that reveals this in this post)

- ramb's light world form is a power strip and tenna's is of course the TV in the living room. it's possible that the TV is connected to said power strip since there was flavor text saying that the TV's plugged back in in chapter 2, when it wasn't in chapter 1. yes i have also been wondering what the implications of this are

- tenna didn't know what to assign ramb to do at first and he says something that backs up that it was for negative reasons

the shit talking pippins might seem unreliable for info but remember: from a writing standpoint, there's a reason he's there and it's to tell you more about him

tenna's side:

context for this stuff:

this is when tenna is seen speaking to ramb for the first time after round 1. toriel was located and he's reminding him of some plan they've already arranged.

▲ tenna getting mad at ramb about toriel after round 2. ...not sure what the implications of him paying ramb's electricity bill is, or if this is one of those things where he's just saying whatever. also, "they" seems to be the knight, as tenna says he was instructed by them to keep the fun gang busy. guess they both know about the knight

made a gif of the end of the scene cause i think his animations are important. the "!" bubble seems to imply that ramb said something that pissed him off or he hung up on him

▲ happens at the tail end of the race to toriel. i think this speaks for itself

ramb's side:

▲ ramb's dialogue if you say "super fun" when he asks how the games were after round 2

▲ ramb's dialogue if you get Z-rank. the electrifying line seems to be in reference to tenna due to tenna using the same word with emphasis in the cutscene following the one where the electric bill is mentioned

▲ ramb insulting tenna's game the first time you talk to him in the S-rank room

parallels and dichotomies

- both tenna and ramb miss spending time with kris and want to appeal to them to see them have fun again

- they've both held onto the past very tightly, with both of them reminiscing about kris, asriel, and the holiday kids visiting. with tenna, he primarily remembers the family watching TV together, and ramb remembers kris and friends playing games together.

- tenna is afraid of/nervous around kris and is insecure about whether or not he's doing a good job entertaining them with his games and challenges. on the other hand, ramb rarely shys away from being upfront with them and is very sure that his own games will be enjoyed by kris

- at the end of the chapter, they both meet an unfortunate fate. tenna gets dismembered, and ramb turns to stone (...?). however, tenna can have a happy ending if you fix him and give him to mettaton/hapstablook, while ramb's post-chapter fate is left vague and concerning to make me and m-chromatic insane specifically (TOBY PUT THE POWER STRIP ON THE PHONE

and:

it makes me insane that i can't find the in-game source of these lines, i just know they're from a different pippins than the one that shit talks ramb

tried to find more inklings of them talking about each other but i think i got all of it. hope you enjoyed another Long-as-Hell Ramb Post From UNIKHROMA

[suteflower]

4TO3 Male CC Dump - Clothes&Acessories

FIRST POST WITH MY NEW MODELS !!!!!!!!! They are AMAZING thank u everyone who shared them with me !!! Also on this dump have age and gender conversion from previous conversions .

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I decided to put the clothes and accessories together to make the dump bigger <3

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[acesammy]

i know i've bitched a lot today, but this stats class is also bad

[flintstill]

some of you guys in the notes saying like "see your gynecologist for help", where the fuck are y'all finding compassionate gynecologists???

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[clowns0up-felix]

Happy birthday majoras mask :3c , old ass game

Stills here ^_^

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

[dannirr00ni]

bros soft launching his post 💔

I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis

[exoflash]

a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish

[sophiebaybey]

Not to preach to the choir but I wonder if people generally realize that AI models like ChatGPT aren't, like, sifting through documented information when you ask it particular questions. If you ask it a question, it's not sifting through relevant documentation to find your answer, it is using an intensely inefficient method of guesswork that has just gone through so many repeated cycles that it usually, sometimes, can say the right thing when prompted. It is effectively a program that simulates monkeys on a typewriter at a mass scale until it finds sets of words that the user says "yes, that's right" to enough times. I feel like if it was explained in this less flattering way to investors it wouldn't be nearly as funded as it is lmao. It is objectively an extremely impressive technology given what it has managed to accomplish with such a roundabout and brain-dead method of getting there, but it's also a roundabout, brain-dead method of getting there. It is inefficient, pure and simple.

[endangeredspeciesidentifier]

species found!

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

Mountain Pygmy Possum (Burramys parvus)

listed as Critically Endangered (Decreasing)

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.