#this is mostly in jest but

[marmorada]

i dont think Snape rlly knows what shampoo is. he probably sticks his head under the water for a while and thats it. weve never seen him described as smelly so i think he just does his bits and pits and thinks why do these dolts take so much longer than me

[jq37]

Gotta give Rekha Shankar all the respect in the world. I don't think even Emilly "Sexy Rat Hilda Hilda Wanda Childa" Axford has ever managed to put the fear of god into Brennan with five simple words: I have a stupid question. I am in desperate need to see the two of them in the Dome together. The chaos they would unleash beggars the imagination.

I feel like the difference between Emily and Rekha is Emily is out to Break Brennan's Game (affectionate) and Rekha is out to Break Brennan's Mind (affectionate). I want them at a table together so badly.

[martianbugsbunny]

Kallus being like U know what a bitch is tired of losing to a spraypainted teenage Mandalorian obsessed with explosives, a cringefail father figure with low self-esteem, a hotshot pilot with daddy issues and a murderous old junker of a droid/bestie, a scrappy blueberry child with sixty different aliases, and a lavender cat man who has a case of resting bitch face SO HE JUST JOINS THEM. congrats guys u have added a gayass ex-Imperial with muttonchops to your motley crew simply by being annoying.

[summerstede]

Obsessed with the fact that we still canonically have absolutely no explanation for why jace is motivated to be involved in Porter‘s scheme. #jacedickgame truthers stay believing

[not-the-tie-youre-looking-for]

“i can’t wait to see eli vanto in TotE” “i hope the crew of the chimera gets a cameo” “faro would be so cool to see”

no please i beg you please filoni do not TOUCH THESE GUYS bro will retcon every last one of them the first chance he gets. watch this absolute lunatic retcon the entire thrawn trilogy

[franklyimissparis]

what do you mean ‘what happened in india between john and paul?’ THIS is what happened in india between john and paul

[aroaceleovaldez]

re: last reblog - ever since hearing it live, referring to Nico as "greek god of goth hotness" has haunted me and i never want to hear it again. i am more than happy to leave that one in 2015 fandom. please. im begging. i cant live this again. Riordanverse already has a "god of goth hotness" it's Anubis. what you're looking for is Anubis. who is canonically a god, goth, and hot. Nico is none of those things. please,,,

[bluesfreakingart]

please give Ed his hair back he looks like a goddam egg

I've had multiple people come to me bitching about his baldness.

me?

I'd make out with him when he's dealing with a receding hairline/male pattern baldness and or just straight bald, no cap.

We are not the same.

[violent138]

Bruce is never allowed to pick anything for movie night because they'll end up watching reruns of Grey Ghost from the one digitized copy he had made or something so utterly depressing that everybody (except Bruce) winds up miserable and needs 1-2 weeks to recover.

[courtney-deserved-better]

rayne this, juliayne that. what about wintern (wayne x intern)

[kat-is-confused]

apparently this is episode one everyone say thank you to cregan for his five minute appearance

[stretchydyke]

worst thing ever to happen to me is when trans fem sanji headcanons/fanarts depict her as a cute uwu shy girl blushing and all.... like... are we talking abt my girl sanji... the sanji who'll kick anyone's ass in high heels and not even break a sweat... the sanji who crams her hands in the pockets of her skirt (because yes it has to have pockets) as she scowls at marimo for the stupid thing he said... the sanji who chain smokes and always has a cigarette ready in her hand..... the sanji who curses like a sailor but who cooks the most delicate n delicious meals for her girlfriends.......

[harwin-breakbones-strong]

Men of House Strong | Matthew Needham, Gavin Spokes & Ryan Corr

[hold-him-down]

“Leo, have you ever seen Gladiator?”

from this ask game

“Leo, have you seen Gladiator?” Rob asks, depositing two boxes of pizza onto the coffee table. 

Leo hesitantly reaches for a slice, careful to pick a small one, and shakes his head as Rob grabs the remote.

“It’s an absolute banger from like ninety years ago. Do you think it would be tough to watch?” he continues, selecting his own piece. As he does, he wordlessly stacks another slice onto Leo’s plate and fills his cup with soda. “Drink that,” Rob says. “Doctors agree it’s a health food.”

Leo smiles and shakes his head, and Rob bumps his shoulder into Leo’s, taking the cup for himself. “Suit yourself,” he says. 

“Is it…” Leo asks, reading the description of the movie. “Is it very graphic? Do you think I’ll be okay?”

In reality, neither of them know. At this point, Rob is, at least generally, aware of Leo’s past. Still, he doesn’t know the details of Ivan’s contract, but, Leo thinks, he’s probably pieced enough of it together from the details that Leo has shared. 

“Well,” Rob says. “There’s the slavery, then there’s the sexual assault, and then there’s the forcing people to fight each other, sometimes to the death, for the entertainment of the rich…” He trails off, narrowing his eyes, and picks a different movie. 

[electricfied-wolf]

"Where's C.B.??" Well first of all C.B. hasn't been in this show for a really long time *gestures to bochum caboose* second of all. you sit down and enjoy ur Tassita he's come all the way from the workshop and barely gets any hype. Smh.

[bidrums]

How’s everyone enjoying our last evening of peace before John Seward, Head Doctor at the lunatic asylum, tortures graces us with his audio recordings