#this is why i love

[thefairyfellermasterstroke]

Daily reminder that Napoleon wrote a book that could be considered a FANFICTION about him and his crush at the time, Bernardine Eugénie Désirée Clary.

The novel is 126 pages long and it was written in 1975. The title is:

Clisson et Eugénie

He didnt even change her name!!!!

Quick synopsis: Napoleon (AKA Clisson) is portrayed as this powerful strong military general, who married Eugenie and had a few kids with her. He then goes to war and she cheats on him with this other guy. He finds out and they divorce and after he sents her and her new lover his last letter he kills himself.

Well, rest in peace Napoleon, you wouldve LOVED wattpad.

[fluffypotatey]

Shadowpeach getting physically close, touching, homoerotic fighting and teasing each other; both completely red and yet only noticing the other's redness. "Haha simp"

the fucking worst

i hate them

[soft-for-yoongi]

"Are you sick?"

"You want to throw up?"

- Yoongi

Run bts ep 89 timestamp: 32:14

[nothidd3n]

i call this my “cowboy relapse” where i obsess over cowboys 

[thewestishharpooners]

Chapter 4: The Counterpane

[anakin-chill-out]

Not Romania being the first of the "Italian shirt shortage"

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[mlm-blues]

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[nonbinary-arsonists]

BALD

[taohs]

nanami protecting the kids

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat