#this isn’t new two

[schnoodlestein]

For the love of god can people please tag or put content warnings or something on pictures of a man with a highly visible, profusely bleeding, and open self harm wound before sharing it around willy nilly, thanks

[worstloki]

AU where Loki doesn’t interfere with Thor’s banishment at all and it takes Thor years to prove himself worthy and when he returns to Asgard everything is just. The same. Nothing seems to have changed at all and everyone greets him like his absence was a minor obstacle that didn’t fundamentally change Thor and the worst part is Loki stepped down from the place as regent without any delay and Thor can’t help but feel there’s something underlaying the way his brother looks at him now and won’t let him touch him and Thor doesn’t know what he could have missed because he doesn’t think he would have found anything wrong with the things around him and how everyone behaves if he hadn’t spent time on Earth reflecting.

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 3

In this phantom planet happened but they did not thank him they turned on him Dc and dp are in different dimension in this.

His parents managed to convince world leaders that phantom killed there boy and was just using Danny body. The world only agreed because they were terrified of his powers.

Jazz tried to convince them, they were wrong and he is Danny. Sam and tucker are trying to protect Danny and elli. I’d imagine all of Casper high backing Danny the a list did protect him when the whole gauntlet of reality happened.

When all is said and done the world took no prisoners. Danny, Ellie and vlad (he’s still hiding in space) are the worlds most wanted. Dani and Ellie were severely injured and hardly able to get away.

They wake up with frostbite and clockwork over them. The world is no longer safe but they can’t remain in the infinite realms they are half human. The obvious solution send them to a different dimension.

They were sent to dc and end up in Gotham. All they had was a thermos, Ellie took a lipstick laser gun, and some medical supplies from frostbite. Danny is pissed off and hurt he doesn’t want to hurt anyone but he only wants to protect his sister.

Danny was willing to steal enough money to get a shabby hotel room for a month or so to figure things out. He got to fake identity’s and a job at bat burger he may not like anyone but he doesn’t want to have to steal more then he has to.

Elli the little menace that she is still wants to help people. It’s her personal mission to annoy red hood until he puts up with her what’s he gonna do shoot a kid. She wants to avoid Batman both Danny and Ellie think he is a demon with bat powers. Danny cant stop Ellie so he just mother hens her. He would be ready for when they turned on them this time.

Red hood is just freaking out there is a child meta no older then 10 in Gotham just following him and beating up people. He’s not Bruce he doesn’t want to deal with this. Following this child calling herself spirit was harder to then he’d admit. She went from white hair to prime adoption bait and great she has an older brother no older then 15. How was he gonna keep the two pieces of adoption bait away from bruce and why did he feel calmer around them.

Besides worrying about Ellie Danny was doing just fine ignoring his problems. Working at bat burger was fine definitely not reminding him about the nasty burger explosion that lead to him abandoning humanity. There was a regular who would just stare at him like he was glowing.

Duke was freaking out.

By the time Jason got forced into a mandatory dinner the two adoption bait were there. He did get a warning from cass not to ask Danny about his past he was greatly hurt by whatever it is. Ellie immediately knew he was red hood the minute he walked in. He was definitely getting a lecture about not reporting meta children.

As time goes on Ellie gets more open and talks about her dimension, how it turned on them and talk about her hero phantom. She was just his clone how he saved her and she met Danny because of him . How he saved everyone in a town that hated him. How he saved the world and they turned on them. They were horrified but Bruce got two new kids and finally had one who wasn’t a vigilante who liked galas.

During a bad fight against a massive invasion were everyone was down. Danny was just watching from the bat cave as Ellie and his new family went down. Alfred just looks at him and hands him a mask asking if he was going to go help.

Danny does and takes names. He downs the threat in less then two minutes just grabs Ellie and Damian they were the most injured looked at Batman and said he was taking them. Then he starts to mother hen them at the batcave.

The league and Batman were now freaking out.

[stevenose]

i just love to think about steve overstimulating you to the point that it hurts, that you’re writhing a little, that you can’t close your legs or walk. so he frowns and puts your legs over his shoulders and says he’ll kiss you better - which really means he’ll use his mouth on you, the warmth a reprieve until he starts sucking again 😵‍💫 he just can’t help himself

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

[raemeh]

hey welcome to part two of “Rae assigns songs from a specific band to dndads characters” happy fits addition because @oakay wanted me to share

Pt1. The Crane Wives list

And like last time, the list of each dndads character as each song

[diorsbrando]

i can nawt stop thinking about wriothesley raw dogging me into the mattress, with one big, strong, scarred hand is holding my leg up by the backs of my thighs and pushing it alllll the way back so my kneecap is brushing my eyelashes, and the other hand is clasped over my mouth to keep me quiet because i’m “way too loud and need to be considerate of others that may be around us” 😕 but meanwhile his fat ass balls are clapping against my ass cheeks like a round of applause after a stellar performance and is grunting curses against my earlobe— and he tells ME to keep it down.

anyway yeah wriothesley will definitely fix me. i need a….an authoritative figure like him in my life.

[pommunist]

I already found it hard to stomach the server reopening as quickly as it did especially as time goes on with little sign of internal improvements as far as we can gleam, but then they went on to continue doing story streams and now tease events and just... it feels almost insulting for the cc's who don't want to log back until substantial changes are made, almost like tempting in a way to get them to log back in and have fun and ignore the mess... but moreso then that it just feels especially cruel to the admins who CAN'T log on and have no idea when if ever they'll be able to log in again, the people who've worked their asses off for months on end making this server run and yet now they can do nothing but sit and watch it keep going without them with the higher-ups showing off their new shiny *:･ﾟ✧Lore*:･ﾟ✧ and tease fun new *:･ﾟ✧Events*:･ﾟ✧ ... it just feels so mocking, intentional or not

Ooooooh I feel you anon !!!! I don’t think it’s intentional mockery or anything, and no hate to the remaining workers who are putting together this stuff but it sure feels like shit to witness

Admins who got fired or have been ghosted or had to quit ? Fans who stopped supporting the project because of the workers exploitation ? Sorry we’re leaving you on the side of the road, but the content train can never stop 🥳

But it’s okay guys just wait ! Another train is definitely coming this time with compensation and recognition for the admins you have to trust us 👍! It’s just a bit late (two months now) but it’s coming ☺️ ! By the way buy our shiny new merch 😍!

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

so after losing my mind over these tlsp rockwave gifs (courtesy of the amazing @i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind) i found a video of the same moment from a different angle, and this is DEFINITELY a kiss???

[teecupangel]

Submitted by @certainalpacawhispers:

So what if Desmond was sent back in Altair’s time but either it was planned (ISU bullshit) or it was a mistake (ISU bullshit), he was sent too early and Altair is like, a child. For some reason Desmond end up half raising or totally raising Altair. There is many way it can be maybe at first Umar is like “who tf is that grown unknown ass man staring at my child” but that unknown ass man seems to protect Altair ? I don’t know what relationship Desmond or Umar could have but Umar dies like in cannon cause Desmond can’t stop it (or maybe there’s another universe or he does) and now he just has a child ? 

Or maybe Desmond just kidnap Altair once he comes back in time ? 

I have no idea where this could begin or go, but I don’t think I have seen (except for one) any fic where Desmond come back in time and become some sort of father figure or mentor to Altair. The same could be said for any other AC protagonist. I would be curious to see what the hell would Desmond do ?

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Additions by teecup:

Desmond could start off as kinda like Umar’s strange informant and Umar knew that Desmond is hiding things but his information is always spot on so Umar never tried to press him for more. Altaïr meets him a few times when he accompanies his father during one of his ‘safer’ missions. Because there’s no way Desmond would go to Masyaf as it’s too risky to get Al Mualim’s attention and we need an excuse for Desmond and Altaïr to know one another.

With this, Altaïr would have an idea of how much Umar trusts Desmond, perhaps even think of Desmond as his uncle because of how nice and kind Desmond is to him. Maybe he’ll even spoil Altaïr every time he sees him and Umar just sighs and shakes his head softly.

It’s also during these times that Altaïr heard Desmond trying to warn Umar to not trust Al Mualim so blindly. To be careful and to-

Umar always stopped him. By the time he and Desmond met and developed whatever kind of relationship they had, Umar was already too loyal to Al Mualim that Desmond’s words fell on deaf ears.

But Altaïr remembered them.

So when Desmond appears inside his room the night of his father’s death, face pale as he kept apologizing for being too late, for not being there…

Altaïr embraces him tightly and begs him to stay.

And Desmond didn’t think.

Desmond took Altaïr away from Masyaf in the middle of the night without any real plans in mind.

Unorganized Notes:

You know what would be funny… if Adha was like Desmond’s daughter in this setup. And instead of an arranged marriage between her and Altaïr, she just nods and accepts that Altaïr is now her younger brother (“We’re the same age” “Shush. Listen to your big sister.”). She doesn’t even have to be Desmond’s biological daughter. She just happens to be a child that Desmond adopted and later found out was Altaïr’s Adha but, at that point, he’s already acting like the girl’s father to let her end up as what’s expected of her.

Altaïr would definitely have abandonment issues because he begged Umar to not leave him and that only transfers to Desmond as he grows older. As he grows up, he’ll also think that it’s Al Mualim’s fault that his father died and Desmond didn’t really stop him from thinking that.

Altaïr disappearance is considered one of the greatest mysteries of the Levantine Brotherhood. They’re still looking for him and Al Mualim is worried because he did care for Umar and Altaïr (even if his kind of care is a bit twisted by his desire for power and Altaïr’s gift of the Sight is definitely… a factor).

One of the greatest divergence with the canon on this setup is actually Ahmad Sofian’s survival. The night he tried to take his own life, he’s actually the one who noticed Altaïr’s disappearance. He believes that he cannot be forgiven until Altaïr returns to Masyaf so he’s actually the one who is trying to find Altaïr the most.

Of course, this only makes Abbas more or less jealous of Altaïr because it feels like Altaïr is more important to his father than his own son.

Altaïr doesn’t have any close friends in Masyaf so his disappearance doesn’t really affect anyone (other than Ahmad and Al Mualim) but everyone talks about it.

Altaïr grows up under Desmond’s tutelage which only makes him more deadly than he is as he is trained not just on his canon self’s style but Ezio’s and Ratonhnhaké:ton’s as well.

If Adha is included in this idea, they’re more like brother-and-sister with a bit of rivalry going on about who is their father’s top student. (It’s still Altaïr but Adha knows him enough to know which area to poke just to annoy him)

Altaïr’s arrogance and bluntness in this setting stems from Desmond’s weakness for him and his confidence in his own skills. It is also tempered by Desmond’s teachings and Altaïr doesn’t like to be scolded by him. His idea of the Creed is mostly what Desmond teaches it and he’s a model Assassin in almost everything… except…

Altaïr’s loyalty lies completely on Desmond, not to any Brotherhood or any Creed. This will definitely make him at odds with Malik when they clash but Altaïr doesn’t really care if his loyalty to Desmond is no different from Umar’s loyalty to Al Mualim. As far as Altaïr is concerned, the difference was his father chose the wrong master.

It is an ongoing headache for Desmond and he’s trying to get Altaïr to understand the importance of the Creed but Altaïr is a little shit who likes to use Desmond’s own explanation to get what he wants anyway.

Desmond’s technically a rogue Assassin and Altaïr is his acolyte. Although, by the time 1190 comes around, the two of them would be more like mentor and Master Assassin. His main mission is to keep the POEs away from both Templars and Assassins. Oh and to kick Al Mualim’s ass once he has enough evidence of his treachery.

They don’t acknowledge it but Desmond is supported by Alamut… mainly because they want Al Mualim kicked out as well but they can’t be seen as the ones who have done such a thing. A ‘third party’ like Desmond would be great, thanks.

Kadar still ends up heroworshipping Altaïr. Them’s the rules.

[funkii4-blog]

I was looking into the voice cast of New MK1 to see if I knew them for any other characters and apparently these two are both voiced by Alan Lee:

Holy fuck dude I can’t believe this

[gemglyph]

I think my two week long headache is starting to get to me. Anyone have headache advice?

[elcucurucho]

surviving each day by having faith that one day qcellbit will be back from the dead purgatory and qroier will not be a rat and they can get revenge and kill even more fed workers together and get covered in blood and maybe even kiss about it. this is my prayer amen

[ivegennedmylastloss]

so. i was thinking. in generation loss, why was charlie given the moniker “The Villain”?

because ranboo and sneeg’s titles make sense: Ranboo “The Hero” was showfall’s hero, no problems there, and Sneeg “The Taken” was taken prisoner in the first episode, taken captive when he tried to escape the carousel in the episode two, and was taken for granted had his life taken permanently (maybe) in the finale.

however, Slimecicle “The Villain” feels like it only really applies to the first episode, with him playing the antagonist to the hero in the form of the slime demon. in the second and third episode, he didn’t really play a villain, just mega chet and then himself.

unless, of course, charlie slimecicle was labeled the villain because he was the one that got the hero killed in the end.

be it intentionally or not, at the start of the trail of dominoes that leads to ranboo being crucified, sits charlie. in a mockery of his streaming set up, oblivious to his surroundings, unaware of the horrors around him until our dear hero saved him. an act of kindness that gave the employees the time they needed to lock the doors and seal the exits. had ranboo not stopped for charlie, they would’ve made it out and been free, they would’ve lived.

instead, our hero wanted to save their friend and in turn they were strung up and slaughtered for their good deed.

and what kind of good person would lead their friend to getting killed? who would let such a cruel fate befall his own brother? no, that’s something only a villain would do

[elizabeth-dicewielder]

Having emotions about Naminé again

[cologona]

Post-crisis Jason’s isolation was not self-inflicted… He wasn’t alone!

Jason reached out to Dick and Tim (with varying degrees of coherency) sure, but not out of some secret yearning~ to be part of the batfam again. Dick and Tim are people Jason likes and respects, and importantly they’re not Bruce- the guy he actually has beef with. It stops after BFTC, and then he’s busy committing atrocities against fashion and being in a new found-family unit with Sasha instead!

Yes that’s right! The worst most unrepentant Wrong-Bad iteration of Jason is the one who is explicitly not alone. And they’re really sweet!