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chaos--gremlin · 4 months

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Achoo

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Uh oh guys...... I think I sneezed myself back to 2017 (and took Mr Fuzzy with me)

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butchfalin · 10 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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smallidarityfan · 7 days

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smallidarity highschool au

came up with this au like actually 2 years ago where it's mainly empires 2 smallidarity centric, with Jimmy as a student council member and Joel as an honours student who doesn't like the way Jimmy runs things around the school.

As payback for the regulations Jimmy put up that Joel thought was stupid, Joel does these elaborate 'The Office' style pranks on Jimmy (specifically) while Jimmy retaliates by trying his best to dig up dirt on Joel. This banter goes on for a while— however Joel ends up doing the pranks less as a statement, and instead more just to see how Jimmy would react... with his comical, cartoony villain yells, and... weirdly cute face....? (YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI)

very very old au drawings below:

from July 2023

😭😭 joel does NOT look like a highschooler here 😭😭😭😭 (i also wanted to draw angst in the first two ig idk a year later it's pretty cringe [i am still cringe]) (also partially inspired by when I read "Go for it, Nakamura!" and the mc reminded me of joel for no actual reason. or maybe i was just thinking about that manga while drawing smallidarity. idk)

from November 2022:

I think these doodles were genuinely the first instance of me converting from being against mcyt shipping to for shipping LMAOO

#smallidarity #my art #empiresshipping #finally writing out this au GOSH it's been in my head for so long #despite that I'm still not very sure about the au plot-wise ? 😭#like idk if i want canary curse limited life angst or not #(eg. Grian is the occult club president and Grian warns Joel about Jimmy's forboding demise #or to keep this au romance drama? without any fantasy stuff yk?#this was my first time making an au idk how else it goes lmao 😭#anyways hopefully day 2 of posting daily ✌️#smallidarity highschool au #<- I POSTED OTHER STUFF ON THIS AU BEFORE PLS CHECK IT OUT MAYBE #also btw this is separate from that highschool isekai harem anime posting i drew a few months ago #extra thoughts: 'solidarity' and 'smallishbeans' are nicknames they got for themselved #'Solidarity' (probably) comes from Jimmy's campaigning for Student Council President (which he's tried for and failed many times)#and 'Smallishbeans' comes from a running gag between Joel Lizzie and Oli from a bit he did when they where kids #where he would act like a 2010's millenial tumblr girl and call himself a 'smol bean'#smallidarity daily #day 2

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luna-loveboop · 1 month

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XD Ok so imagine if Sky's smart mouth made him want to roast the heck out of Demise before he could even lay the curse

Like what if Sky, who even managed to roast Impa, has just nearly killed Demise and this goes down:

Demise: >:) So about the world's fate-

Sky: Did you know that your monstrous sealed form (a boss called The Imprisoned) looks like an avocado?

Demise: ?!?!

Sky: With teeth.

Sky: And I wielded the triforce and utterly destroyed you so you faded to dust- and the only reason you're alive (for the next few moments anyway lol) is your sword spirit Ghirahim went back in time? Huh? Did you?

Sky, laughing now: I mean what kind of God is outdone by his weapon and a student ami'right

Demise: *inhales*

Sky: Did you know that to fight you while imprisoned I popped your toes one by one through your pathetic little shockwaves you sent? Did you know that you were so weak that they popped like balloons?

Sky, cracking up: Did you know that your most helpful move when I was fighting you was to slither up the hill like an undignified walnut after I popped all your toes and you couldn't waddle anymore?

*Demise points at Sky and Sky points right back*

Sky: I landed on your head out of a catapult- your sealed form's flying technique was pathetic!

Demise: On you I lay this curse

Sky, yelling: Did you know that your monstrous form is almost as dumb and stupid looking as you are!!!!

Sky: And by the way. Nice hair

Demise: *screams in rage and fades away without the chance to lay the curse*

Like imagine you're a God who wants to lay a curse to doom the world but your opponent is a teenager with sass issues

#in which Sky is slightly more aware of Demise's cursing abilities and slightly more delirious after fighting him #the imprisoned was one hell of a boss #avocado demise <3 #linked universe #linkeduniverse #loz #zelda #skyward sword #loz sksw #<post is made for Lu but very much applies to the game so I tagged it as both. that's ok right? I think?#hope this made sense lol #it's funny to me #you are loved <3

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shepscapades · 1 year

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He could not have said anything worse, actually.

Don’t touch me i might explode

#crossing my arms pouting in a corner sobbing right now don’t look at me /silly #limited life spoilers #limlife #24lsmp #limlife spoilers #limlife smp #jimmy solidarity #solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming #canary curse #art escapades #I’m so upset about this don’t get me started #refer to my last post for more info /what DTHJDFGHKDHN #genuinely hoping cc!jimmy is okay about all of this #his character is SO tragic and I hope he knows we all love him and his character very very very much #much love to u mr. gaming

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vanhelsingapologist · 1 month

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sing the song of sixpence that goes

“burn the witch.”

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Um um um this is my new pc for a little game I may be in next year, run by my partner. She is a blood cleric. In other words: I will be back in the fucking building.

I will expand on her later but here’s some alt.

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boltlightning · 2 years

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the blade is folded steel. that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. if i may — perfectly balanced. the tang is nearly the full width of the blade.

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apropensityforcharm · 10 days

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A recap of Max's Singapore performances: 2015: stalled off the line, had to be wheeled back for a pitlane start, managed to make his way to p8 after starting a lap down! famously told his pitwall to go fuck themselves as a tiny 18 year old when they tried to make him swap positions with sainz. a good-bad race! ✅❌

2016: had a poor start (classic 2016 max) and then got completely hampered by sainz and hulkenberg colliding and hulk spinning out about a foot in front of him. managed to regain some places in the race. bad race. ❌

2017: got fucking clobbered by both ferraris literally about 20m off the line. then got whacked again and took alonso out. four cars down and out before the first corner. and then ferrari blamed him. bad race. not an actual race. ❌❌

2018: actually almost beat hamilton's now-legendary quali lap and kept p2 throughout the race. very good! ✅✅✅

2019: also fine and without incident: p3 behind the (illegal) ferraris that the red bull had no hope of competing with. a good race! ✅✅

2022: death and destruction everywhere. RBR fueled his car wrong in qualifying so he couldn't complete his final lap?? started in p7, went through the wars in the race, ended p7. bad race. ❌

2023: the rb19's one and only achilles' heel. genuinely not much he could have done about that one. bad race. :( ❌

2024: only time will tell what horrors await.

#max verstappen #I don't know if this is doomposting or what #inspired by that one hater's post about his singapore record #he can very much drive singapore the track is just actually cursed for him #please he's had enough bad luck this season wouldn't it be so funny if singapore was good :( :( :(

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starstruck1412 · 4 days

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Huh 🧐 Interesting...

Guess what appeared on my twitter timeline today.

Drags image for drawing reference

Other images in the collab below cut

#kaishin #dcmk #detective conan #Why do they look like they're getting married #Look at the bouquet on one of the designs!!!#I'd like to think Kaito specifically picked those out #GET A ROOM!!!#So after I posted this I seen that people said it looks like they've JUST got married #I agree with this statement!!#Also I love that the merch team never changes KID's outift for merch collabs so Shinichi had to match him #ALSO IM VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS #VERY #:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))#Kaito would defo wear his KID attire to his wedding just going by how much the merch team loves to keep him in this god damn outfit #bless the merch team #But also CURSE YOU GOSHOOOOOOO!!!!#RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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ariadne-mouse · 9 months

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@outquisitor I hope you're pleased with yourself. I know I am.

#you know i had to give long essek that scavengers reign butt #also this is up there in terms of 'most cursed things i've ever made' and I'm very happy about it #thank you for this incredible ask my friend #(moved it to its own post so the glorious image could stay full sized)#op #asks #ariadne draws CR #hmmmmm to maintag? yeah lmao #shadowgast #critical role #seasons greasons #long essek

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mymp3 · 2 months

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P3 x Sleeping Beauty

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#persona 3 #art.mymp3 #been sitting on this one for a while now #I've drawn so many things for this au already #even have some very pretty minatos in dresses #not sure if I'll post them though because I'm not sure what ppl would think #regardless i think its my best coloring work in some time #and of course ryoji would be maleficent #the horrible fairy that cursed his life to be terrible and ruined his life when he was very young #not going to tag this but i do think i wanna post it #i hope someone gets the vision

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royalarchivist · 7 months

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Fit: You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Fit: I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen.

I know Fit probably said this as a joke and it wasn't meant to be that deep, but I've got a shovel and I'm ready to dig, because this comment fits his QSMP cubito way too well.

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Fit: I had nothing to do with any of this! I had nothing to do with any of this! [He notices the Allays trapped in a room and gasps] Ohhh– C'mon, get out of here– You're gonna burn to death! Get out of here.

Fit: This is why I don't walk into churches. This is why I don't walk into churches, for this reason. You know– 'cuz it- it would just burn down. It would just burn down if I walked right in. This is what happens. I'm an unholy man.

[The sound of villagers dying]

Fit: Oh yeah, they're all dead. They're f- they're doomed. They are DOOMED.

Dono: You showed up and the mansion burned itself down, made a crack about never walking into churches, then thunder happened? Your manifestation skills are too damn high dude.

Fit: You know– ok, I'm a little cursed. I'm a little cursed, as you can clearly see. You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, in Minecraft, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Ehh... you know? I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen. I'm a walking bad omen. Look at this sht. It's- it- ugh...

Fit: These things happen.