#thor Odinson

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: Can I make you some tea?

Clint: Uh, yeah. Sure!

Thor: Alright, we have Green Tea, Detox, and… Uh… Shemamale.

Clint: …What did you call it?

Thor: …Sh-Shemamale?

Clint: It’s Chamomile.

Thor: …

Clint: [begins texting]

Thor: Wait- WAIT!

Clint: I texted everyone!

Thor: NO!!

[redrat-cheesy]

they were so funny in ragnarok

[marveluniversehero]

Avengers 2015 MTV Movie Award Title Cards

[mndvx]

TWILIGHT OF THE GODS — You Will Gladden His Ravens (Episode 3) written by Peter Aperlo | directed by Tim Divar & Andrew Tamandl ››› Pilou Asbæk as Thor ››› Sylvia Hoeks as Sigrid

[esmecarmona]

God of War Ragnarök (2022) dev. Santa Monica Studio

[mischeif-maker]

This one made me fucking cry from laughter...😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[f-extabyte]

I have an actual lore theory for how Deadpool & Wolverine ties into the main MCU timeline both in the present and the future

SPOILERS /// don’t read if u haven’t watched deadpool 3

So this theory is entirely based on @wadesknife’s post if proven true: https://www.tumblr.com/wadesknife/761448908631261184/something-i-havent-seen-anyone-comment-on-yet-is

if it IS Loki’s idea to bring Deadpool into the MCU, he’s FOR SURE gonna be one of the main villains for the next phase.

My theory is that Loki wants to bring Wade into his universe solely in hopes of them joining forces to cause chaos, and to take over Earth or whatever his queer heart desires.

But little does Loki know that his plan already backfired bc of what happens after Deadpool 3’s events, cuz now it’s resulted in Wade bringing LOGAN into the MCU as well, and their old man yaoi relationship keeps the both of them mentally stable and good-hearted. Once Loki finds this out, I’m positive he’s gonna try to break the couple up somehow in future MCU movies.

(I’m hyping myself up at this point becaUSE OH MY GOD. ID FUCKING KILL FOR A LOKI/WADE/LOGAN INTERACTION SCENE. Like imagine Loki either tries to convince both of them to join his side or kidnaps one of them (preferably Logan) and the other has to save him in space. I bet it’s one of Wade’s nonsexual fantasies to save Logan from villains like a damsel in distress (but he’s the Wolverine, so everyone’s already dead by the time Wade arrives lol)

THIS ALSO COULD TIE INTO WHY THOR WAS CRYING. cuz yea it’s played out as a running gag in Deadpool 3, but now i have two ideas for how this scene plays into the plot in the future:

- First, this confirms that Wade and Thor will meet and become friends ;) but either Thor doesn’t know wade has regeneration abilities OR they both make their own secret plan to take Loki down.

- So the crying scene is either Loki in disguise as Deadpool, and he’s manipulating his brother that his new friend is dying in front of him, OR Wade and Thor are reenacting Loki’s sacrifice for a specific purpose- or for shits n giggles (either is completely true and accurate to their characters hdkgnsskgns)

[morgangalaxy43]

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: Don’t worry, everyone is afraid of something.

Bruce: Even you?

Thor: No.

[marveldaily]

Children of Odin.

[soranatus]

Loki By Hikari Toriumi, a story artist at Walt Disney Animation Studios

[marvelgifs]

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[hurtspideyparker]

If Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together Part 2

Read Part 1 here

Tony: Why is Underoos mopping the ceiling?

Sam: Told him since he's sticky that's his chore

Bucky: It's only fair he helps out around the house

Tony: Hm. Makes sense

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Vision cooked dinner:

Peter: *pushing around food to make it look eaten*

Natasha: *surreptitiously spitting into napkin*

Steve: *taking small bites with tons of water*

Bucky: *just stares at full plate*

Tony: Well this is disgusting, I'm ordering pizza

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Sam: C'mon man stop moping around, you gotta get yourself a girl

Bucky: Ok.

Sam: Ok? Okayyyyy! I know-

Bucky: Give me your phone

Sam: Oh you got a number in mind already hotshot? *hands phone over*

Bucky: *ring* Hi Sarah ;)

Sam: BOY-

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Peter: Ned thought you would seperate your colours from your lights but he also thought you'd be homophobic so I don't pay him much mind cuz clearly I'm more of a superhero expert than him but he does have a 2% better average than me in history so like maybe you do hand wash your clothes and that's why I asked what underwear you wear because-

Steve: *listening intently with apprehension and alarm*

Natasha: I can't believe you found the one person on Earth who talks more nonsense than you

Tony: I know right, it's incredibly unnerving. I'm planning on adopting him

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Peter: Mr. Stark I have to tell you something. I think Vision is a... *whispers* pervert

Tony: Um, why?

Peter: He keeps floating through my room without knocking! He saw me changing, he saw my nipples !

Tony: Well if anyone's a predator here it would be you. I mean showing your nipples to a 2 year old? Deplorable.

Peter:

Peter: Oh god, I'm the pervert...

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Bucky: Y'know animosity isn't good between teammates. I think we should spend more time together

Sam: Am I being punked right now? Where's the camera

Bucky: I'm serious. I think it would be healthy for us to bond

Sam: Okay fine I'll bite... what did you have in mind

Bucky: Wanna go for a run?

Sam: *slams door in Bucky's face*

-

*staring at Bucky's sparkly clean metal arm*

Bucky: Dishwasher?

Peter: Dishwasher :)

(later that day)

Bucky: I've decided to let the child live

Peter: YoU wHaT?!

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Thwip

Tony: Who took my coffee cup, It was right here

Thwip

Bruce: Um, has someone seen my book? I just had it

Thwip

Steve: I could've sworn I was holding a pen a moment ago

*giggling from the ceiling*

Tony: Young man I will take those webshooters away if you use them for shenanigans and rascality

Peter, muffled: Mr. Hawkeye told me to!

Clint: Oh so you're just gonna rat me out like that?

Peter: Sor- OOF

*falls out of ceiling vent*

-

Sam: You're in my spot

Bucky: There are no spots, it's a common area

Sam: Well that's my spot

Bucky: Did you buy the chair??

Sam: No, but everyone knows that's where I sit. Right Steve?

Steve: Oops I forgot something in my car, be right back *leaves*

Sam: Still my spot

Bucky: Still not

Sam: *sits on him*

Bucky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL THE COUCHES ARE FREE-

Sam: IT'S MY SPOT YOU CAN'T TAKE A MAN'S FAVOURITE CHAIR-

BUCKY: YOU HAVE ISSUES GET OFF ME-

(one hour later)

Steve: Hey so turns out I don't have a car! Isn't that funn...

Sam & Bucky: *Squeezed awkwardly on the chair together*

Steve: I think I left something in my car

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Steve: Leave the bedroom door open when you have Vision in there

Wanda: UGH you're so protective

Tony: Teenagers, am I right? Caught Pete reassembling my particle accelerator at midnight because he needed to neutralize a miniature nuclear bomb he nabbed off some guy he neglected to tell me was trying to kill him

Steve:

Steve: Wanda y'know what do whatever you want

Wanda: Really?

Steve: Yes just keep being normal. At least I can read about our issues in a parenting book

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Thor: Ah, new warriors I see! Good to make all your acquaintance. But why are you so grumpy my friend?

Bucky: *glaring*

Peter: He's always like that. It's um, P- P- PMS? Wait -

Natasha: Yes it's PMS

Wanda: He's got it bad

Steve: *genuinely concerned* Bucky you didn't tell me something was wrong. What can I do to help?

Bucky:

Bucky: I like chocolate

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Wanda: Welcome to the first annual girls night! This place reeks of men, so I thought we needed some women time

Pepper: Why is Vision here?

Wanda: I get sad when he's gone

Natasha: Why is Pietro here?

Pietro: Slay queens

Wanda: Moral support I think

Maria: Why is Peter here?

Wanda: He looked really upset when I said he wasn't included and I felt bad

Wanda: Anyways... yay girls! Who wants me to paint their nails?

Peter: ME ME ME

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Steve: Pancakes or waffles?

Natasha: Pancakes

Steve: Good because I don't have a waffle maker

Natasha: Then why would you ask-

Steve: It's important for your voice to be heard, as team leader I value your opinion

*2 minutes later*

Steve: Good morning Clint, pancakes or waffles?

Clint: Waffles

Steve: Oh no.

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Some of these were based on requests (ex. more Sam & Bucky, dad Steve w/ Wanda) so if you have certain dynamics you enjoy let me know !

[waltermis]

I miss them 🥹🥲

[mndvx]

TWILIGHT OF THE GODS — The Worm (Episode 4) written by Eric Carrasco & Caitlin Parrish directed by Dave Hartman & Andrew Tamandl ››› Pilou Asbæk as Thor ››› Jessica Henwick as Sandraudiga

[dailyflicks]

Just wasn't expecting a code green. If you hadn't been there, there would have been double the casualties.

THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)