#thought of this in the shower

[stardust948]

Urzai adopts the gaang AU incorrect quotes

Azula: *Sees Ursa and Katara bonding*

Azula, butting in: Hey Mom! Remember that time I saved you from that cargo ship captain?!

Ursa: Yes, I remember.

Azula: I saved your life!

Ursa: Yes you did. Thank you dear.

Katara: Wow that's amazing!

Azula, examining her nails: Yes it is.

Katara: Would you like to join us?

Azula: No! *leaves*

Azula to Zuko: The peasants stealing our parents!

Zuko: What? No they're n-

Azula: *Turns Zuko's head towards Ozai and Sokka excitedly reviewing the color coordinated schedule*

Zuko: They're stealing our parents!!!

Azula: HEY! QUIT STEALING OUR PARENTS!

Zuko: YEAH GET YOUR OWN!

Sokka: Our parents are dead!

Azula: Get Toph's!

Toph: My parents suck.

Azula: Get Aang's.

Aang: Yeah mine are dead too...

Zuko: WHY IS EVERYONE DEAD?!

[chrollohearttags]

the sudden urge to write a fantasy au with a witch reader + prince eren who falls sick during an expedition in the middle of war and is nursed back to health by her. They come from two different worlds but end up finding their way back to one another and refuses to let his nobility keep him from the woman he loves—

[ithinkimightbeagoose]

hey redactedverse fandom...haha hows your mental stability

[thatonecrustysock]

tell me will,

growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your blooming escher mandelbrot head?

[trans-mommy-soundwave]

WELCOME TO 101.7 CATGIRL RADIO!!!! [NYAH!!] WHERE WE HAVE ONLY THE FIESTIEST SONGS [TIGER ROAR!!!], SWEEPSTAKES, AND CATNIP [HIGH SOUNDING GUY LAUGHING]!!!! THIS STATION WILL HAVE YOU RUNNING AROUND ON ALL FLOORS KNOCKING OVER SHIT [GLASS BREAKING] WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJ WHIMPER [“can I have headpats pls”] NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR WHISKERS FOR OUR NEXT SONG *Radioactive by Imagine Dragons starts playing

[slapthycacti]

Mike wheeler at age 40:

“Ah to have been oblivious, nerdy, and gay in the 80s”

Will from the other room:

“And in love with your best friend!”

Mike:

“Well, yes that too.”

[dmwrites]

The monolith wasn’t something Grian had really taken a real gander at before. This occurred to him one sunny morning, as he was stretching his wings with a glide around spawn town. He’d spent so much time with the entity and his mega base, and already, it seemed, the hermitsippi and the buildings that lined it were cloaked in nostalgia.

But, back to the monolith. The thing stuck out like a white pencil in the sky as Grian soared over to it and landed on top. He sighed in contentment- the diorite that it was made of was just starting to warm up, and it was quiet up here, with just a touch of wind chimes coming from the giant birch tree nearby. Grian was pretty sure it was called the Whimsical Tree or something. Pretty thing.

“Grian?”

“Oh, hey Bdubs.” Grian turned to smile at his friend. “I didn’t know you were home! Hope you don’t mind me taking a rest up here- it’s so nice.”

Bdubs smiled and came up the stairs the rest of the way. “Not at all, darling Grian. You know you’re welcome to anything. What’s mine is yours and all that.”

“Thanks bud.” Grian closed his eyes and lifted his face to the sun. “Honestly, I haven’t seen you around much. Where have you been?”

“Oh, I’ve been all over. Traveling, making puzzles, tending to the Tree of Whimsey. Oh, and I got the nicest surprise from Keralis the other day! Do you wanna see?”

“Sure!” Grian opened his eyes and flew down with Bdubs to the ground.

“So, as you know, Lulu was my beautiful and perfect horse from last season. And now I have Mi Amore and Mi Amore 2, which are both wonderful horses, but nothing compared to my Lulu.” Bdubs whispered the last part of the sentence to him. “But, here I was the other day, just feeding the Amores, and Keralis showed up, and you won’t believe who he had in tow! Lulu!” Bdubs pointed down, and Grian found himself looking at a painted pig.

“Oh… wow.” The pig was painted stark white, with the precision of someone who builds hyper-realistic houses, and had the green leather armor Grian remembered Lulu the horse wearing. It even had a saddle. But it was most certainly a pig. Grian looked at Bdubs, trying to see any hint of a joke in his big ol’ eyes. There was nothing but pure joy. “Wow, I can’t believe he just found Lulu like that. She looks so good!” Grian made a mental note to talk to Keralis later about his scamming skills- clearly the man was an expert.

“Oh thank you, she’s such a pretty lady.” Bdubs pat the pig on the rump. “But, not only that, I also found Squawkers!”

“Squawkers?” Grian asked.

“My parrot from last season. I thought he was gone forever, but I found him wandering around spawn, of all places! Silly thing. I keep him inside, though. He’s skittish. Come, let me show you.” He waved Grian inside the monolith. Up a couple of dizzying flights of white stairs, and they came to a small room with a bed and seeds in a bucket. “Look at him! My Squawkers ! He’s looking a bit yellow, maybe from the trip between season worlds, but still, here he is!”

The thing was, that wasn’t a bird sitting on the bed. Sure, maybe if you stretched the truth, you could pretend like a pig was a horse. But sitting on the bed wasn’t an animal at all, but a man. A man that Grian knew all too well.

“Timmy?”

“What? No, no, his name is Squawkers.” Bdubs gently corrected him.

The blonde man was sitting on the bed, completely still and silent. He was full size, the way Grian remembered him, but it was like he was a doll. Except dolls can’t breathe, and he was. Alive, but not fully... here. Yet. Grian’s body felt icy cold all of a sudden. Yet. Why had he thought yet?

“You know what? I feel like something is off with Squawkers. Would you agree?” Bdubs cocked his head at Jimmy.

“Uh, yeah.” Grian choked out. He felt dizzy.

“Yeah…. He looks more like a canary now. Maybe it’s the lighting, I don’t know.” Bdubs tapped his chin to indicate he was thinking.

Grian had only seen Jimmy two times before, and both times ended in gruesome deaths of his friends. Grian knew who Jimmy was, and understood, in a fuzzy way, what this meant. Many things clicked in his mind all at once. Scar with his bow, saying he couldn’t understand why he felt the need to shoot. xB with his own bow, seemingly everywhere, just watching, on edge, all the time. Tango lettting Gem kill him over and over, both of them laughing and covered in his blood. The diamond pillar war in all its bloody glory. How Grian felt more alive there then all of the rest of this season so far combined. He looked to Bdubs, and for a second he wasn’t the handsome moss man, but the battle-worn fighter telling him that Etho loved him.

“No…” Grian whispered. If Jimmy was here, it could only mean one thing. The battle was coming back, the game with one victor was about to begin. And it wasn’t going to happen in a far off land this time. The war was coming here. The bloodlust was about to truly begin, and yes, Jimmy really did look like a canary now.

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Helen is from Sparta and is the great-grand-niece of Hyacinthus and Polyboea. Hyacinthus and Polyboea are immortalized and kind of tutelary deities of Sparta.

Do you think Hyacinthus and Polyboea would be Helen's godly babysitters?

Helen: Grandpa Hyacinthus! Hyacinthus: Don't call me grandpa, Helen, I'm not that old. Helen: Helen: Gram-Gram!

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Polyboea: I'll go get some dolls. You're gonna stay put, alright? Helen: Yes! Polyboea: Okay... *turns away for a second* Helen: *gets kidnapped by Theseus* Polyboea: *turns back* Do you like this- Wait, WHERE'S HELEN???

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Apollo: *hugs Hyacinthus from behind* Rough day with the kid, huh? Hyacinthus: Yeah. But now we finally got some alone time- Helen: *screeching* Grandpa, there's a monster under my bed! Hyacinthus: *groans* Oh for Gaia's sake.

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Artemis: Polyboea. Polyboea: Yes, my lady? Artemis: When I said you can bring an additional companion to the hunt, I didn't mean this. Polyboea: Mean what? Artemis: *points at Helen on baby strap* This is a baby. You're bringing a baby on the hunt!

[music-equals-therapy]

what is love, if not a beautiful way of ripping a heart out.

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

Imagine with me a potential opening to Freddie

Imagine Guillermo running around the house as various members of the vampire fuck house order him about. Nandor, needs space from Marwa, Marwa wants to dote on him, Nadja needs something relatively pointless, as does Laszlo(though he’s clearly upset from the previous episode’s events). He then informs “Gizmo” that Colin is in the basement again, smashing holes in the wall.

“Why couldn’t you stop him?!”

“*insert bullshit Laszlo excuse here*”

He stops Colin, getting drenched in the process. The doorbell rings as he climbs the stairs.

“Gizmo, the door!”

“I got it!”

He opens the door angrily. He glowers until he finds Al Roberts at the door and lets out a sigh of simultaneous relief and fear.

“Freddie!”

Cut to intro

[uk4yy]

the face family take a field trip to Stonehenge and alfred innocently asks why the rock dont have faces and mathew tells him he’s thinking of easter island from the scooby doo movie and francis chimes in and says nonon youre thinking about spooky island we’re at hadrians wall (knowing fully well that its not) and arthur just looks like hes about to explode

[dnnsrynlds]

imagine giving birth in 2006 and sunny is playing for some random reason in the hospital room and then in 2022 ur cooking dinner for ur family and u see a commercial for the show and being like jesus christ how did that thing survive that long

[kitty-wants-to-write]

Everyone loves character a comforting character b from a nightmare but what about... a and b having nightmares and waking up at the same time???

[thecomicfont]

Random Encounter

Ok so I was thinking-

What would happen if these two met?

Yes ik very random crossover but it seems so interesting to me

[moooooorning]

Halloween costume concept: Ghost Faerie

(she says “bippity boppity BOO!”)

[cumstealer]

lesbian streamer who only turns on her facecam during lesbian visibility week