#thxs

[sapphia]

autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man

[alancandyhearts4]

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Huh-

[mini-minish]

boy prince has to learn to do the dishes

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

[noctilin]

in eiland waiting room and suffering

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[partashiolgy]

how the TUA actors must’ve been reading that fuck ass script

[thesunlightvoid]

So many and I mean so many random people are suddenly following me out of the blue, I am going to lose it yet I seem so happy for some reason idk thanks for idk how many followers were at

[stealingpotatoes]

What would Anakin life be like if Master Yoda sent Cal or Caleb instead of Ahsoka to be his padawan?

(commission info // tip jar!)

[beybuniki]

beach episode

[aconfusedgoose]

AND DAN AND PHIL ARE BACK???

I started this year making a meme about John Green being back and I thought that would be the wildest thing to happen this year... Clearly I was wrong. I feel like the universe is just confused about what year it is... I'm in my mid 20s now and I don't need to be going through this again.

[pissmamiii]

I NEED TO BE DROWNED IN KISSES AND FUCKED TILL I GO STUPID

[as-i-watch]

Senshi has never been this insulted and flattered in his whole dwarf life

[killcontrol]

silent hill 3, 2003

[anchoeritic]

cowboy!ellie saying ‘atta, girl’ when she slips herself into you and watches as her strap bulges from your tummy. “oh my— fuck. look at that, baby,” all she can do is moan looking at her tip sitting pretty inside of you. you’re a whimpering mess, too. gripping at her hands as they tighten around the structure of your hips, impatiently waiting for you to adjust to the stretch.

her fingers barely brushing over the skin of your tummy, feeling up against her own cock through it. “s’full of me, honey. takin’ all of my cock like sucha good girl.” it didn’t take long for you to respond with the grind of your hips, moving gently against her. the her hat that was sitting on your head tilting with each rock. your body felt warm, hot.

“want you to think about me ‘nd my cock only,” your skin melting into hers while your chest made its way closer to hers, your lips longing to become hers as well. “nothin’ else but me,” ellie could see how desperate you became, chuckling to herself as your lips set themselves onto hers.

the sweet craving you had for her still present. “just want you thinkin’ ‘bout how tight you are wrapped ‘round me.” god, it took everything in her not to thrust up into you. to make you gasp into your shared kiss. to make you whine into an open-mouthed one. the sheer resist she had for you was barely held by a thread, on the verge of tearing any second out of temptation. “c’mon, baby. make yourself cum,” that’s when she realized, she needed you more than you needed her.