#timtams speaks

[positivelyruined]

happy birthday, mita!

Thank you for continuing to inspiring me to write on days I’ve given up, making me laugh with your crackship kerffufles, and genuinely just being a good friend and great beta reader over the last several months. I appreciate you and I hope someday you’ll find your way into my author’s notes at the end of my real books. TY for being you — never stop. @lorcandidlucienwill

[pieisbestdessert]

Update! I'm still kicking around and I'm going to redo my intro post as a few things have changed since I made my last big public post :]

[l00ney-m00ny]

Woke up this morning with 3 cats on the bed. One was at my feet, one was curled up against my stomach and one was lying down directly next to my head staring directly at me.

[iinmortales]

i think maybe

olivia

matthew

[sunny-daysss]

Still mad that we only get 9 TimTams in a pack instead of 11 like how it was before :((

[oh-theatre]

I wamna hear about timbart

Why thank u I have so much about them I love them bart is my blorbo

Tim always notices when Bart is getting quiet or overstimulated in conversation or other such situations. He offers comfort or grounding, whether it’s a distraction, fidget or removing him from the conversation

Tim is Barts lightning rod, when part gets really in his head and is speeding around or talking too fast or blurring and he’s not really there Tim can ground him (he offers physical touch, if Bart needs/wants it)

Counter: sometimes bart needs to run or pace around and just exhaust himself but tim never leaves, he will sit and watch and wait he’s there for bart

Tim calls Bart goose and lightning bug and Bart calls him Timmy

Bart has a lot of nicknames for Tim actually, most of them funny (Timtam, Timbit, Timothy Chalamet)

Bart is just about the only person who can get tim away from his work, and he’s got a sense for it.

Every time they get spotted in public they make up a different role for Bart in Tim’s life.

personal assistant, chauffeur (does not have a car, should not drive), his chef, bag carrier, etc.

Bart mindlessly fidgets with Tim’s hands and fingers, Tim let’s him

Tim frequently falls asleep on Bart and he does not move, he also makes a point to make sure no one else disturbs Tim

Tim stocks his utility belt with new snacks for Bart every week

Tim will flirt incessantly with Bart on missions and he just short circuits

They!! Wear !! Each others!! clothes!! “Isn’t that Tim’s hoodie?” “Not anymore”

Bart will go all around the world to bring Tim food and when asked about it he lies and says it was just a restaurant in central, Tim knows he’s lying

Bart thinks alot more then he says things out loud, Tim notices this and coaxes his thoughts out

Tim loves Barts hair, he will consistently put his hands in Barts hair sometimes without knowing and Bart just lets him, sometimes he’ll find tiny braids that must have come from tim

Tim gets really quiet after a mission gone badly, he’ll isolate himself or pour himself into work. Bart will sit in silence with him, he can sit still for this, for tim. He waits as long as he needs until Tim reaches out he always doea

They are so smart and often on the same wavelength and on missions rarely do they need to talk they just know what the other is thinking.

Bart is one of the few people who can boss tim around or challenge him without fallout

They listen to eachother ramble and rant fully invested and offering questions. They are autistic and adhd <3

I think it takes a really long time before they kiss. It’s a lot of “we don’t like each other we’re just really close besties, pals even” but then they almost lose each other on a mission or one gets badly hurt and oh no they are so much more then best friends, this is their person, the mere thought of losing the other person makes them completely break

Bart is the type of person to come up with a wild solution to something and Tim lets him try it

They like to be in each other’s presence even if they aren’t talking, sometimes they can’t talk but they want to be in eachothers space. Tim will be reading or studying while Bart lays on him playing a video game

Bart has a warped sense of life and death, and he doesn’t see death as a bad thing but more of an escape (he has trauma from his past (time in the future)) but the thought of losing Tim will send him into a spiral

whenever Tim gets sick or injured (like needs bed rest) bart will stay with him at the manor or in his room at the tower the entire time

bart speaks so many languages and loves to call tim petnames in other languages, tim melts everytime.

they love to cook for eachother and together, alfred has banned them both from the kitchen however

bart loves forehead kisses tim wil cradle his face and its so gentle, tim can feel when bart speeds by him and gives him a kiss it tickles but hes gotten used to the feeling and loves it

Tim hates when Bart gets stuck in the speedforce but hes always the one to bring him back (lightning rod!!!!!!!)

Bart, on multiple occasions, has stood up to Bruce after him and tim have a confrontation.

With that, hes always there to combat everything Bruce has said and uplift tim and reassure him in very plain blunt words that he is enough, and he is a person worth the world

i have so much please keep talking to me about bart allen, timbart, bart allen **bart allen**

[the-moon-on-a-string]

TOO LATE TIMTAM

The foxes have accepted me as one of them, and i have to carry on my motherly duties

Speaking of which, personally i think there should be a fox named after me since i'm taking care of them now, right lucien? <3

-🦊

Idk Tammy still seems to think I’m his dad

Also technically all my foxes are named after you since your emoji is a fox lol

I can name one anon if you want 🧡

When did mortals get this nice?

[homoeroticcheeseplate]

I’ve seen a lot of people complain that Timothee Chalamet isn’t playing Wonka as unhinged/kooky as Depp and Wilder did but like. Those two were playing a Wonka that experienced a massive betrayal and then immediately went into a self imposed isolation where he didn’t see or speak to another human being for like 20 years of COURSE TimTams version is gonna be a little less out there in his mannerisms he has not yet gone through the events that would up his little freak meter!

[tharkilm]

How would Lilac, Orion, Nightmare, and Error feel about someone who cannot lie at all like... they're fully unable to. Their body just can't do it, so whenever they say something it has to be the truth - timtam

Lilac is slightly intrigued by this information. You cannot lie at all? Huh, well, he doesn’t like liars anyway, so this makes him enjoy your company more. Plus, this fact will also make him even more embarrassed when you proclaim your love for him. You told him you couldn’t lie, so… you must be telling the truth then…

Orion isn’t exactly the most truthful monster out there, often using deceit to trick humans he don’t like, and there’s still many things he hasn’t told you about himself; and here you are, unable to speak even the tiniest of lies to him. It’s… endearing, and another reason for him to be protective of you. Cannot have people exploit this fact if they learn about it, can he now.

Nightmare will try to teach you how to talk in riddles. You’re not lying, you’re just explaining everything through metaphors, or talking around the theme. He never lies either, but he uses this method to spread fear and misinformation anyway, and besides, talking in riddles has a way of protecting yourself, too. If you’re going to be with him, then you need to learn how to hide what you learn of him. If not, then he cannot allow you to leave the castle. He loves you, but he needs to ensure that you’re not caught by Dream and then being edged into spilling everything you’ve learned about him.

Error is a little shit and will definitely tease you with this. Sure, he’s overprotective of you and won’t ever do this to harm you, but he’ll have fun asking you some harmless and embarrassing things to make you spill the beans and then get shy about it. Of course, if anyone else were to try this then he’ll destroy them. Only he can tease you, no one else.

[nerdybirdboy]

DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET

LEGAL NAME: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne NICKNAME[S]: Tim, Timmy, Timtam, Timber, Timberlina (and a lot of other Tim-names), Robin, Red Robin, Mister Sarcastic, Alvin Draper. DATE OF BIRTH: 19 July GENDER: Male PLACE OF BIRTH: Gotham, NJ CURRENTLY LIVING: Gotham, NJ SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, ASL, Spanish, German, French, Russian, Cantonese and Swedish (yes, I added the last one since I speak it myself). EDUCATION: Some High School. HAIR COLOR: Black EYE COLOR: Dark blue HEIGHT: 139-160 cm (4′7″- 5′3″), 47-55 kg (103.6-121 lbs)

FAMILY INFORMATION

SIBLING[S]: Biological - none, adopted - Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne. PARENT[S]: Jack & Janet Drake (deceased), Dana Winters-Drake (stepmum, deceased), Bruce Wayne (adoptive father). RELATIVE[S]: None CHILDREN: None PET[S]: None

RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Demisexual, panromantic RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Verse dependent, but main partner is Emilio Rosali in most verses. SINCE WHEN: Since... some time ago?

Stolen from: @thefastestaround

Tagging: Anyone interested. Please tag me so I can read if you do this

[goblinlovesmusicals]

Goblin's Cats oc guide!

I've revamped and changed sm abt my ocs that I figured I should do this lol.

Moriah the Artist cat:

Three words: Creative, Somber, Hopeful.

Bio: Moriah has the ability to predict the future through her paintings. Painting for fun has been pushed away a bit so that she can predict things for the tribe. She wishes to be free and able to paint whatever she wants, but she's somewhat forced to be serious about her role.

Family: Mate of Tantomile. Eventual mother of Malachite and Philomena.

Lizadora the Senior Protector:

Three words: Motherly, Powerful, Courageous

Bio: A very big and very strong queen. She has a large list of values and will not hesitate to defend them or the people she loves. She tells stories to the kittens and they'll often crowd around her looking for a tale.

Family: Mate of MaliTart, Mother of Magnolia and Charlie. Sister of GrizaBella, their parents were called MikTom and Kathleen.

Waltze the Mob Boss cat:

Three words: Jovial, Selfless, Virtuous.

Bio: A fancy cat hailing from Germany, with his long luscious hair and pretty bowtie. His owners have a suit shop, and he operates out of It. He takes in those that nobody else will, mainly dogs, and is quite generous with his riches. As long as you're kind to him, he won't send his "sons" after you.

Family: Adoptive dad of about 20 stray dogs. Mayyybe the boyfriend of Koffi 👀 (@storyweaverofgondor).

Bumblebutts the Beekeeper cat:

Three words: Goofy, Cheery, Proud.

Bio: Just a sweet little queen taking care of her bees. She claims to speak bee and has never been stung by one. She is very prideful of her work and loves to chat with the queen bees.

Family: Twin of Butterbow. Mate of Chi-Isma and Flamebo (@storyweaverofgondor ocs), and eventual mother of Decora, Bumfuzzle, and Flicker.

Butterbow the Lobster Boat cat:

Three words: Vain, Passionate, Serious.

Bio: Butterbow is a very stern queen, taking her role as "Captain" of her owners' lobster boat. She takes extreme pride in what she does, and doesn't take it lightly at all. She does however have one insecurity: she had an accident which led to a terrible scar on her head, and she covers it up with a raincoat.

Family: Twin of Bumblebutts.

Khenti the Messenger cat:

Three words: Efficient, Charming, Intense.

Bio: The official messenger of the Jellicle tribe. She travels far and wide to send letters and important diplomatic documents. She hails from Egypt, and came to London for adventure, finding a tribe and love in the process.

Family: Mate of Charlie and TimTam.

Jinx the Cheshire cat:

Three words: Violent, Troubled, Firm.

Bio: As daughter of Macavity and princess of The Hidden Paws, Jinx is under immense pressure. She was called unlucky by her birth parents and abandoned as a result, and she was found by Macavity and declared his heir. She is known to lash out, and many fires have been linked to her.

Family: Adopted daughter of Macavity and Cheddar, adopted sister of Chicken Wing. Girlfriend of GrumBuskin. Eventual mother of Agatha and Fergus.

Magnolia the garden cat:

Three words: Sensitive, Kind, Intelligent.

Bio: Maggie loves flowers, absolutely adores them. Her and Bumblebutts are good friends, and they'll chat with bees together. She's always up to talk about flowers, and will give them away for every occasion.

Family: Daughter of Lizadora and MaliTart, sister of Charlie.

Tox the Mad Scientist:

Three words: Vile, Inquisitive, Cruel.

Bio: The epitome of cruelty. She views almost every cat as just a pawn or a test subject. Though she does have a tiny bit of fondness for her partner, Eris (an oc of @baconandbuscuits ), and her two children, Hollyhock (@baconandbuscuits again), Hemlock. She will not hesitate to drop them if something happens, as her all time goal is to defeat Macavity, despite working under him. She has a somewhat complicated relationship with her test subject, Barkus (yet again @baconandbuscuits ), who is also the father of Hemlock...

Family: Mate of Eris, Mother of Hollyhock and Hemlock.

Iridescence the Gift cat:

Three words: Generous, Thoughtful, Kindhearted.

Bio: A positivity spreading queen who believes love can be shown through gifts. Leaves mice on every humans doorstep and treats for all her friends. She just wants everyone to be happy, even if that means she gets hurt trying to find specific gifts...

Family: Has a crush on Goose.

Noxebris the Blues cat:

Three words: Soulful, Bold, Insecure

Bio: A sleek and soulful cat who digs the Blues. He's often in his brothers' shadows but he doesn't mind, he does his own thing. He had some level of insecurity because his style of music isn't very Jellicle-like. He's the reborn version of GrizaBella's long passed mentor.

Family: Son of GrizaBella and Old Deuteronomy, brother of Macavity and Tugger. Pining for Despoina and Mona.

Charlie the Dumpster cat:

Three words: Calm, Streetwise, Durable.

Bio: Charlie is a master at hiding. He has a deep fear of humans and would much rather slum it up in garbage than be a pet. 

Family: Son of Lizadora and MaliTart, brother of Magnolia. Mate of Khenti and TimTam.

TimTam the Bakery cat:

Three words: Lazy, Indulgent, Content.

Bio: Just a little plump cat that loves blankets and treats. Will give out day old pastries to the strays, always saving a few for himself. Idolizes Bustopher Jones.

Family: Mate of Khenti and Charlie.

Cheddar the Henchcat:

Three words:  Eager, Smitten, Capable.

Bio: Cheddar is the henchcat closest to Macavity. He's his assistant, chef, masseuse, executioner, husband, and much more. He doesn't hesitate to do whatever Macavity asks of him, and will get violent if need be.

Family: Mate of Macavity, adoptive father of Jinx and Chicken Wing.

Hemlock the Apprentice:

Three words: Bright, Aspiring, Meek.

Bio: Hemlock is nearly the exact opposite of Tox. Where she is cruel and hard, he is fair and shy.

Family: Son of Tox and Barkus, adopted son of Eris, brother of Hollyhock.

Buckaroo the Meowdy cat:

Three words: Honest, Flirtatious, Hard-working.

Bio: Just a genuine guy. Happy to help and very proud of his farm life. He was raised by horses and tends to trot and gallop. I'd compare him to Thomas from the Aristocats.

Family: Two horses called Marigold and Jesse are his adoptive parents. He has an on and off thing with Dragonsnapper.

Dragonsnapper the Larrikin cat:

Three words: Rowdy, Judgemental, Rough.

Bio: Snappy abandoned his show cat life, shaved his fur to be one big spiky mowhawk, and got a little Jean vest. Now he's trying to become the next Rockstar of the Jellicles. He idolizes Tugger somewhat, though he mainly sees him as out of date.

Family: Has an on and off thing with Buckaroo.

Gizpallid the Therapy cat:

Three words: Attentive, Deppressed, Workaholic.

Bio: Giz is disabled, his legs are paralyzed and he's in a little cat wheelchair. He feels inadequate because he can't dance like Jellicles should, though he hides it. He focuses on helping others through their issues and trying to ignore it.

Family: Mate of Socrates.

Goose the Avian cat:

Three words: Clairvoyant, Insightful, Wistful.

Bio: Goose is a special Tom, having the ability to read minds...of birds, and of birds only. It gets hard when someone else is eating a bird and he feels guilty. He wishes he could become a bird, so he can be with folks he understands.

Family: Has a crush on Iridescence.

MaliTart the Hex cat:

Three words: Grumpy, Mysterious, Wise.

Bio: Mali is just tired. They were experimented on for most of their life because of their magic, and they've become bitter from it all. They've found some happiness with their family, but they just want to rest now.

Family: Mate of Lizadora, parent of Charlie and Magnolia.

Doe:

Three words: Hospitable, Soft, Nurturing.

Bio: A southern belle with all the sweetness and hospitality. A very soft and fluffy queen, allergies are why her family dumped her. She’s still not used to the hardness of the streets, and she doesn’t think she ever will be.

Family: Mate of Axelle, adoptive mother of Palomine and Persnickety.

Palomine:

Three words: Friendly, Courageous, Uplifting.

Bio: Him and his twin were unwanted kittens, so they’ve been on the streets since birth. He’s the more outgoing of him and his brother, and is usually the one that ‘Snickety hides behind. He has high hopes that one day they’ll find a home, and he’ll be able to make new friends.

Family: Brother of Persnickety, adoptive son of Axelle and Doe.

Persnickety:

Three words: Anxious, Calculated, Shy.

Bio: The quietest and the most careful of the bunch. He prefers to run or hide rather than fight, which can lead to him getting lost. He really needs stability in life.

Family: Brother of Palomine, adoptive son of Axelle and Doe.

Axelle:

Three words: Bitter, Proficient, Receptive.

Bio: Her true owner passed away, and her owners family didn’t want her, so she was tossed outside. She tends to have a pretty negative outlook on things as a result, but that doesn’t stop her from trying hard and persevering. She’s the leader of the group basically, and really wants to get her family somewhere safe.

Family: Mate of Doe, adoptive mother of Palomine and Persnickety.

Despoina the Opera Queen:

Three words: Demure, Dulcet, Romantic

Bio: The shy and lesser known sister of Munkustrap. She had nobody to play with whenever he'd go off to train with Old D, and mainly ended up hiding as a kitten. Being alone so much let her practice her voice with no distractions, and her vocal cords developed very well, earning her title of The Opera Queen. Noxebris and her were very close as kittens and they both have feelings for each other, but their individual insecurities keep them from it.

Family: Daughter of a stray queen called Silvette (Deut knew none of his legitimate heirs were qualified to rule so he chose her son), Twin of Munkustrap. She, Mona, and Noxebris are pining for each other.

Chicken Wing the Deli Kitten:

Three words: Mischievous, Innocent, Bright

Bio: Their humans own a deli near Macavity's lair, and they wandered into it by accident. Seeing a new opportunity for a child, Cheddar immediately took them in and convinced Mac to keep them. They're Macavity's secondary heir, but they're too young to know exactly what that entails yet...

Family: Adopted child of Macavity and Cheddar, lil sibling of Jinx.

Qwerty the Office Cat:

Three words: Awkward, Straightforward, Astute.

Bio: Qwerty lives with his very nerdy owner that lives above their office. He never really leaving the office and never really chats with other cats, just watching the workers and looking at the superhero movies that his owner plays. One day, his owner left the window open and Qwerty wandered outside to get a piece of paper that the wind blew out, and he ended up catching the eye of some Jellicles. Said Jellicles helped him retrieve the paper and they all ended up chatting for hours, telling him old Jellicle tales. They invited him to the yard, able to tell this strange tom is for sure a Jellicle, and now Qwerty is looking for more ways to sneak out of the office...and maybe find this hot "Rumpus Cat" that they told him about...

Family: Doesn't have anythung but a dehabilitating crush on The Rumpus Cat.

Mona the Mime Queen:

Three words: Silent, Eerie, Dramatic

Bio: Born during a ball, under the light of the Jellicle Moon, Mona is truly a sight to behold. She looks like Buenos Aires Mistoffolees. She doesn't speak with her voice, but uses sign and interpretive dances to speak. She unnerves many cats, and may have a connection to the Everlasting Cat.

Family: Secretly pining for Noxebris and Despoina.

Wilder the Demi-god cat:

Three words: Omnipotent, Wild, Prankish.

Bio: Once upon a time the Everlasting Cat decided that she wanted a child, so she found a tom who was one of her most loyal followers and they made a kitten. Said kitten would go on to be a God version of a troublesome teenager- His Mother named him Wilder because he can always get more wild. He ditched his status as the Prince of The Heaviside layer to go have fun with all the mortals. He kept the semi immortality tho, he liked that part- these days he breaks hearts and messes with the locals, befriending one eerie boy 👀

Family: The Everlasting Cat is his Mama and his Dad was some normal cat who passed away a while ago.

Ruby the Pollicle Cat:

Three words: Fierce, Loyal, Determined.

Bio: A little ways from the Jellicle Junkyard, there is another junkyard, only this one hold Pollicles. Most of the Pollicles are owned by the junkyard master, but a fair bit of them are just strays that took sanctuary among the garbage. Ruby’s Mother had just had a litter of puppies, and she happened to find a little kitten who’d been thrown away, she then raised Ruby as her own and as if she was a dog. Ruby is a tortoiseshell American Curl cat, she solely believes that she should have been born an actual dog. She knows very well thats she’s a cat, but she ignores it in favor of proving herself over and over again as a dog. She’s very fierce and protective of her junkyard, and can easily handle herself among her pack.

Family: She has been somewhat adopted by Waltze (another of my ocs), alongside a bunch of other dogs her age.

[dementedspeedster]

"Now honestly... What was your real goal in fighting me so much? Before the flirting, the attention... I mean, the first few times we fought, for real. What were you really looking for during those?" -Bad Things!Tim

Accepting || send me “now, honestly…” and a question and my muse(s) will answer: • …how they would normally respond • …how they would respond if they had to be totally honest

@volucerrubidus

–– How They Would Normally Respond  ––

Thad lets out a chuckle, a grin on his lips as if it was a silly or ludicrous question, “It was just to piss you off, Tim. I wanted to fight you without any reservations on your part. To see you go all out and fight me earnestly. It’s as simple as that.” Except it wasn’t.

“I was just being a petty asshole back then, Timtam.”

–– How They Would Respond if They Had to be Totally Honest ––

Thad bites his bottom lip.“I, uh,” He runs a hand back through his hair, a sudden nervous energy coming over him at the question. He looks away from Tim completely. He was supposed to love him, but he couldn’t look at him right now as shame welled up from the pit of his stomach like bile, “I... I wanted to make you angry. I wanted to make you so angry that you wouldn’t consider pulling your punches, that you would stop holding back and restraining yourself....I was looking for what I thought I deserved in that moment because I killed Bart. I wanted it to hurt. I wanted the possibility of destruction....Maybe an end...so to speak.”

The speedster is quiet for a moment, “It just seemed right. Like it was the right outcome for someone like me. So I wanted you to fight me with all the anger and hatred you had to give me and that whatever happened...happened.”

He chews on his lip, “But I could never keep that feeling up for long. I couldn’t stay mad, keep the fight in me. That’s why I wouldn’t fight back as much...I felt I deserved it in a way. I didn’t plans for the outcome. I was just leaving it up to the moment. Fate." He said with a shrug.

And this was what fate had given them, huh? Was it strange? Twisted? Cruel?

“I’m sorry.“

--And as a treat: My original response, which was a mixture of the slurred words prompt and the honesty aspect of this prompt.––

Thad's arms are folded atop the bar counter and his head rests in his arms as his eyes gaze up toward Tim.

"I wanted to make you angry. And you were! You were sooooo angryyyy." He shifts and tries to boop Tim's nose with his finger before he settles himself back to his original position, "But also..." He hums, "I was looking for what I deserved. Pain. Destruction. Maybe...maybe an end. I guess." He shrugs.

"I think it, it...it jus' seemed...right for someone like me." Thad shifts and buries he head against his arms, his eyes closed, "I...I killed yer friend. I didn't want ya to hold back against me. And..." Whatever happened...happened.

Thad opens up an eye and glances back at Tim, "But it's different now. I don't want that now."

[foreveralbon]

Do you like Arnotts?

If yes which is your favorite one? IK people usually say Timtams but like there's a LOT of other cookies (speaking as someone who's addicted to Zumbo's just desserts)

okay so controversial opinion, I actually don't like timtams that much bc I'm not a fan of chocolate overall

BUT I DO LOVE ARNOTTS IN GENERAL!!!

my favourite is probably the butternut snap and it's definitely my go-to. milk arrowroot is also up there on the list. but tbh, I'm not really a biscuits or sweet person, so I don't really eat it often :(

[readingfrostine]

First off I know I am a little late to the ACOTAR train but I hopped on anyway. I meant to write this blog as I read the book but I was so engrossed with the book and with work that I forgot to write. So this first post will be a general thoughts that went through my head as I read and then my thoughts on the book after I finished reading.

So fair warning spoilers ahead.

Overall Thoughts:

I enjoyed the book more than I thought I would. I know that this is a spicy series and that Maas might not even touch on the spicy content in this first book, but I was a little unsure about the spicy level. But I keep an open mind and began reading. I loved the world building that Maas created for Fayre and Co. I think I spent more time trying to visualize the setting as Maas described at the beginning of the book than paying attention to the story itself. But when the plot picked up I was all for the next chapter.

First Part of the Book Thoughts:

I really tried to give Fayre grace with some of her reactions to the Fae and the Spring Court. Every so often I had to put my Kindle down and remind myself she is a traumatized 19 year old and a lot of her reactions to what is going on is as such. I really did admire how far she was willing to go to keep her promise to her mother, so much so she was willing to go with a strange Fae and make sure the rest of them lived.

On the topic of Tamlin coming to kidnap her… that wasn’t even the two days. She killed poor Andras (I had no further spoilers of the other books till I had to look his name up, so bear with me while I pretend to not know anything past this book.) and then boom that night Tamlin shows up demanding her to pay the price. Sure Fae magic but that was pretty fast. Wait no it was a day and a half. But still.

Moving on Tamtam was very kind with Fayre but could have given her a little more context on what she was supposed to be up while in the Spring Court. Sure I know he couldn’t speak of the curse but he could have given her more assurances than she had. Espically after she nearly got killed twice by evil creatures coming onto the property. Another thing TamTam did that made me upset for Fayre was that she had no clue how many Faeries were wandering around the halls until he pulled up on the glamor. I would have been so mad too. He could have at least slowly pulled up the glamor so that she could have been more comfortable than just seeing Alis and Lucien.

Second Part/ End of the Book Thoughts:

Lucien is the real MVP of this story, yes he was angry at Fayre but he eventually warmed up to her and was really nice to her. I thought of them more of found siblings by the end of the book. Also he went through so much and then was like “yay! Thanks omg.” Poor Baby. He’s just a spicy cinnamon roll, who needs a long long vacation.

Fare’s family made me mad. Like the least you could do is be a little more helpful, and the only reason they were helpful was when Fayre showed up with a ton of money/ her kills and then they were like “I guess we can cut wood. Uhggg.” I did redeem Nesta at the end because she saw through the glamor and was really worried for her sister but still a little salty at her. But I have siblings who I pretend I hate and they get on my nerves but I still would do anything for them.

So onto the Romance of TimTam and Fayre. It felt kind of forced (which yes I get it) but TimTam was extremely sus after the Spring Festival. Yes the scene was hot but his words made no sense. Also if you are trying to tell the woman you need to help break a curse and are being super vague when you can tell she is listening in, maybe be a little more specific. But then the High Lord of the Night Court shows up (I had second hand embarrassment and had to scroll) and Fayre is so drunk, like TimTam come get your woman if you are so scared of her being found out by the evil lady.

Their love making scene was cute, but TimTam, you should have said I love you through out the whole scene (unless he did but I still don’t like you anymore) maybe Fayre would have said it before she left instead of being unsure. Also more of a writing thing it would have been funny if the curse broke because Fayre thought “I love you” instead of having her say it. *shrugs*

At this point I was reading as fast as I could because I wanted to see Evil Faerie Amarantha lose. Also her wanting to marry TimTam because whatever he was a literal child (Idc about Fae ages or whatever he was a literal child all those years ago). A CHILD. Throw the whole woman out.

The Three Trials:

Awesome, cool, a real adrenaline rush. I hated the time in between but thanks Ryhsand for at least making sure Fayre didn’t really remember much. Speaking of Ryshand I literally was like “Yes okay, new hot male lead great, now move I am here for the plot not the love triangle.” Which is funny because at the end I knew the next book would feature the love triangle. Also at this point I lost all respect for Taco. He should have kept his hands to himself but instead he makes Fayre a laughing stock anyway. Lucien’s mother was so sweet and I felt bad for her having to watch one of her sons almost die multiple times. So Worm Pit Cool. The Reading Pit made me want to throw Fayre into a pit of fire because she had a chance to learn to read but didn’t. Still didn’t blame her because she didn’t trust anyone. The whole Three Kills part was horrendous and poor Fayre and those Fae’s families. I did like how the second Fae knew it wasn’t Fayre’s fault and that broke me on a whole new level. Also Taco’s heart being made of stone made so much sense but also I see it. Based on all his interactions with Fayre to this point yeah I see it. (Idk what this means for the other books but it isn’t looking to pretty for the two of them.)

Yay! Fayre is a High Fae now which I kind of saw forshadowed in the beginning because if she was going to fall in love with Taco Boy he would want her to live forever and not just her whole human life. Still a really cool scene.

All in All:

I really liked this book, idk if I will read it again but I can’t wait for the second. I am taking a break from binge reading as I don’t want to burn myself out on the series before I get into fully. I do recommend this book if you are still on the fence/ i sdon’t know if you would like to since you have read all these spoilers. If anyone wants to comment their thoughts please feel free. I’m sorry this was so thought flow spit up. Will try to do better when I read the second book.

Favorite Characters:

Lucien my little spicy cinnamon roll. Lucien’s Mother and Alis for actually helping Fayre when she asked for it without strings attached.

Hated Characters:

Amarantha (Or whatever her face is). Fayre’s family (still meh about them). And Taco Boy Idk I lost all hope for him at the end. He’s hot but *shrugs*

[jojoluxray]

Oh hai Tumblr.

Yeah. Been deæd for a hot minute. Let's do shít for no reason whatsoever. Ahem. Aerith and Orion. You're welcome.

Aerith Black (maiden name: Lycaon)

22 years old (and too tired to pay taxes 🤣)

Sheep minotaur (aka Sheep-girl)

Female (she/her), futch subset

Gamma or Omega subgroup

5'10", 300 lbs., and chubby af

Hazel eyes with green flecks

Her paws are large in wolf form

A sheepdog in sheepskin and wolf paws

Her main weapon is a giant hammer (aka a mallet)

She loves fried chicken, chicken fried rice, steak, kitsune udon, cheese, and chocolate. Especially chocolate milk and Reese's products. And Twix. And KitKats. And TimTams.

Calls Orion "Daddy"...it took ages for her to get comfortable with saying that.

Her paws and wool are soft. Pet her sometime. She likes that.

Speaking of which, when calming her down, pet her!! She loves that! Also, sing or hum a lullaby. Maybe give her her stuffed rabbit, if that's available.

Aerith was once a half-elf of the Lythari (werewolf elf) subtype. However, one day, she became a sheep minotaur. It's believed either Orion gave her an amulet that turned her into a sheep minotaur, or Steven/Lullaby cursed her with a crystal. Either way, she's stuck like this now.

??? (Obviously over 18)

Demon (absorbed the body of a human cultist)

Male (he/him)

Batshít ínsane and crazy; loves and cherishes Aerith, but will harm anyone who irritates or tries to harm him (or her).

Calls himself "Daddy" (ugh)

6', 215 lbs., and a bear mixed with Glitchy Red.

Loves fried chicken, steak, and lamb.

Calls Aerith "my dear, my love, babygirl, sweetheart, darling, little sheep, and little lamb"

Orion was once a Red from a Nuzlocke. However, some dumbass cultist decided to do a ritual while the game was running. By that time, Orion had already gained sentience, and he absorbed the cultist's body and soul, essentially possessing them permanently. From there, he tortúred and corrupted the players and their playthroughs of the game. When he met Aerith, he was SMITTEN, and he kidnapped her, before chasing her. He calmed her down from a breakdown, and gave her a locket, which led to her being a sheep-girl. Also, he decided to call himself "Daddy". Ugh.

MORE PICS

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

~What the typo trio are up to.~

(base by the lovely EddsWorld-Base on Deviantart, it's here!)

(this is up at the top of the post because it's a bit of a long one, i'm sorry but the funny typo men (original concepts by, TrashPandaBalls/Delphyxion, PrinceofMints, and i believe user dirty-fizzy? i can't find this last blog anywhere, and it's actually in the name of a different blog listed as 'moved-to-dirty-fizzy', but it's a lead on Ded's author considering how much of their art seemed to contain him.) anyways they make my braincells go brrrrrrrrr and i just kept going-)

(tw for sh mention, though it's never specified what pay's done to himself, considering his part of the introduction post you can probably guess, and for some general angst, kinda-)

It's a warm, sunny afternoon somewhere in Europe, and three men are currently standing in a hallway, idly conversing.

One was wandering back to his room after having a sandwich, and two were just coming out of their rooms, one heading to the kitchen for his own lunch, and the other just happy to be there, but regardless, they decided to chat a bit, figuring that they wouldn't see each other for the next few hours anyways, what with Tim working on another song, Pay taking some, ah, pictures of himself, and Ded tending to his geckos.

So they decided to make some small talk, a comment about the weather here, a joke about some gossip Pay had overheard at the bar there, but then Ded says something surprising.

"Does anyone else think it's weird that all three of us have lost contact with our brothers?" he wonders aloud - it's not entirely clear whether he was trying to get an answer or whether he was simply voicing a thought.

"Does anyone else think it's weird that you don't shut up?" Tim mumbles, almost mockingly in response.

Being the successful one of the Blackwells, he didn't really like to think of what had become of his brother. They were supposed to be a dual act, a bassist and a guitarist with a killer set of vocals - however, Tom had unfortunately turned to the bottle after a spot of misfortune involving the red-clad Harpwing brother and his tendency to quietly meddle with the lives of those he disliked, and he wound up losing interest in performing - leaving Tim to be a solo act.

The memories were still a bit of a sore spot for him to this day.

"Hah, come on, don't be like that, Timtam - it's nice to have something in common amongst all of us - I was starting to worry that I was the only one." Pay chuckles, somewhat nervously. This was the longest he'd ever gone unable to contact Patryck, and it was starting to show a bit - much like a certan green-hoodied cola addict, Pay had a tendency to worry about his twin brother.

"Well, I'm sorry that neither of you had to watch your brother's life fall apart in the span of, what was it, a week? During your first tour together."

"It was your shitty nephew's fault, anyhow - he really seemed to have it out for him."

Pay sighs.

"And you've never been abandoned by yours, left in the dust after you help him get what he wants."

"You're seriously still on about Pau?"

"Of course I am. We were dating first - but poor Patryck just had to have him. He acted so hurt every single time he saw us together, and I felt so bad that I orchestrated the beginning of their relationship," Pay begins to cry a bit as he speaks, voice shaking, "and not to mention that he already was the one our parents favoured, he got all the attention and adoration, while I was pushed to the side, never good enough. Do you know what that's-"

"-I know what you fucking went through, Pay, you tell me the whole story every time you're drunk. I don't want to hear it again." Tim interrupts.

"But have you ever thought about it from his perspective? Seeing you happy, and how it ached - you taking notice and that selfless act - you gave up your boyfriend, only for it to destroy you?"

"It probably made him feel like your whole thing was his fault."

"Then why did he never seem to care." Pay asks tonelessly, choking back a sob

"Because he didn't want to make it worse," Tim begins, almost lecturing Pay, "I'm sure the guilt made him want to stay away in the hopes that his distance would make you feel better. That you wouldn't keep hurting yourself in all the ways you do, that you'd forget about him."

"He was worried for you, and he was trying so, so very desperately to help you the best he could."

"Imagine how he fucking felt when you never got better, when you began to blame him for your own failings."

"So don't you fucking dare give me that shit about how bad you've had it ever again, Sharpay."

Pay sits there, mouth hanging open speechlessly for a moment.

"I... wow. I guess I never thought of it that way."

"That's because you never think about anything."

"I'm... sorry, I guess." Pay mumbles.

A few moments of silence pass.

Ded coughs.

"Y'all two done yet? I have to get back to my geckos - their next feeding's off-schedule because y'all had to start up with each other again." he complains.

"Fine, fine, get to your geckos, I'll head on out to get myself some food." Tim shuffles off to the side, allowing Ded to pass through, and rolls his eyes, though one could not tell considering that, much like his brother's, they were simply pitch-black sockets that nobody was certain as to how either of the two could see out of them.

"Haha, okay, and I'll see myself out too, I guess." Pay begins to walk back to his room, smiling nervously, but he is stopped when he feels a tug at his crop-hoodie.

"Aah, no. We aren't done yet here, Sharpay," Tim snarls, gripping Pay's hood, "This conversation is not over."

Pay crosses his arms, reluctantly agreeing to follow Tim to the kitchen.

Because, hey, if Tim was going to bitch at him for the next ten minutes - the least he could do was to sate his gnawing hunger.