#tips for landlords

[victusinveritas]

Most landlords don't have spines, so you'll want to improvise a bit on step 3. I recommend a good stick.

[mytearsrricochet]

“consider tipping 15% to your landlord on your rent every month especially if you bother them at 2 am” I would sooner tip 15% to Taylor Swift on my eras tour ticket

[spikeycushion]

at some point a previous person who lived in this apartment took off the kitchen door and i can’t for the life of me work out WHY - it’s not like it made the place more open-plan it just makes it smell like cooking all the time

[fairy-goth-mommy]

[weirdasscomments]

[theteaisaddictive]

y’all i have a fucking house

[mbrainspaz]

the manager asked me how to find more workers like me. I had reminded her (again) that we need another worker in order to be fully staffed for the summer. She said she can only ‘afford’ to hire someone part time. I told her good luck, basically. Hope you like hiring desperate angry men who have zero reasons not to do crimes, ‘cause in most cases you get what you pay for. No way you’re finding another guy who has over a decade of industry knowledge, a degree, management experience, is clean, is fit enough, is fluent in boomer etiquette as well as bilingual, and happens to be so catastrophically down on their luck that they’d take this job. Especially part time. That wouldn’t even cover most people’s grocery bills, much less housing costs. She better hope she finds a really eccentric teenage horse girl with rich parents or we’re screwed. Actually that’s my other coworker except he’s a 30 year old man. Nah, this company is never gonna stoop to paying a worker what they’re actually worth. Like beeeeesh I’m worth almost double what you’re paying me in this biz alone and instead you started me on Seattle’s minimum wage and gave me a 2% raise while prices at the grocery store went up 30%. If the company didn’t offer me a house to live in along with the sh*t pay I wouldn’t even be here. I’d rather live in my car than funnel 80-90% of my paycheck directly into another landlord’s pocket. I’ll probably leave in the summer if she doesn’t hire another person, because I’m trying to build my art business back up on the side (so that I have a reason to live or whatever) and I can’t do that while this stupid company is forcing me to work overtime every week and then whining about how they can’t afford to pay me overtime. I can’t do anything with zero sick days. I can’t use my alleged vacation time. And they always want ME—the guy they’re paying as if I’m a damn disposable peasant—to fix this for them. I dunno, Sharon, did you ask your CEO if he’d consider selling one or two of his mansions so you could buy another laborer on the free market? It’s called ‘budgeting.’

[itsmegeorgiab]

The 5 things I wish I knew before becoming a Landlord for the First Time

Becoming a landlord can be a great opportunity for you, but it can also be very challenging. In this video, I'm sharing with you the 5 things I wish I knew before getting started.

These are the 5 things I wish I had known before becoming a landlord, and why learning these NOW can make you a better real estate investor in the long run. Enjoy!

This content is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Georgia does not provide tax or investment advice. The information is being presented without consideration of the investment objectives, risk tolerance, or financial circumstances of any specific investor and might not be suitable for all investors. Past performance is not indicative of future results. All investing involves risk, including the possible loss of principal.

[grayscale-kaleidoscope]

It's disturbing how adept I am at accomplishing things while fueled by caffeine and spite.

[andrasandreas]

Literally as I was on my way home from work I was thinking about how I'd probably enjoy outdoor summer activities more if I lived somewhere with air conditioning, since if I want to sit in a sticky pool of sweat dehydrating I can just do that from the comfort of my own bedroom - Then when I got home, turns out the landlords had worked on our water softener thing which is in a room that shares a wall with my bedroom, and they flooded the water softener room which seeped through the wall into my (carpeted) bedroom

So not only can I die from heat exhaustion in the comfort of my own home, I can do it while being poisoned by black mold and having all my shit destroyed by water damage on a regular basis if I leave it under my bed 👍

[nando161mando]

a guide to squatting in chicago

[genderqueer-karma]

just found out some leeches (landlords) want their tenants to tip them. FUCK that noise. ain’t no damn way. mfs don’t even do anything but take working class people’s money

[werewolfetone]

Oh so Sherlock's testifying against Whiteboys now is he

[goodplace-janet]

executive dysfunction tip:

if you did the part where you wrote a to do list, so you have an idea of what you want to accomplish when you get home from work or when you wake up or whatever, make sure you have a second task you can immediately pivot to if the first task doesn’t work out for whatever reason

[kojidesu]

guys i finally did it! i got my very own landlord! its my first time caring for a landlord so any tips, tricks and advice you can provide would be helpful. what do they eat? how can i interact with them? are they easily enriched? please link helpful articles!!! theyre not coming home until august 8th so ive got plenty of time to prepare the terrarium!!!