#tired witch

[feral-space-faerie]

*shuffles through the house looking like absolute death to rearrange my altar before going back to my room for a well deserved nap*

[crazycatsiren]

Me: *after casting a spell* "Sweet baby Jesus I'm pooped."

Me: *remembering I have ME/CFS* "Oh right haha of course."

[rexsuperbia]

Normalize not following the wheel of the year because sometimes I'm too eepy

[lotusfeather-and-bone]

Me: Ah! It's the New Moon! I should put out my crystals, set my intentions, do some divination.

Also Me: ORRR....I could take a nap.

Still Me: But I should try and do something witchy...maybe if I set an intention for my nap? Like...ritual napping.

[bixels]

Hot to the Touch

(Sunset x Thea)

[ribbittrobbit]

The adventures of the Wizard Sorrow & Boshi (working title): a WBN Umora OC comics collab with @yeehawpim!!!!!

Pim did the story + layout and then let me run wild (and pop in at odd hours with questions about Boshi's design) See Pim's mad composition genius + OC lore over here Sorrow lore here & here

👀 more to come perhaps 👀

[vriskan8or]

let her go

[shopwitchvamp]

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[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Me whispering to my coffee this morning: Please give some energy

[friend-crow]

Types of Witches

Animist Witches - You've probably been told that animations are created by quickly flipping through lots and lots of still frames, but this is all an elaborate coverup. Obviously that shit is magic.

Cristal Witches - Made from a blend of Chardonnay and Pinot Noir grapes, Cristal Witches are aged for six years, then left for a further 8 months after dégorgement.

Dianic Witches - Only witches named Diana are allowed to join. No, Diane, you aren't "close enough".

Elemental Witches - This is who you call if the heating element on your stove goes out.

Gardnarian Witches - Very good at gardening. Less crossover with Hedge Witches than you might expect.

Green Witches - They are green. What are you not getting? Think Wicked Witch of the West. The melting in water thing was greatly exaggerated for the story, though. That almost never happens.

Hearth Witches - This branch of witchcraft is known for their fire building techniques, most likely developed in response to living in drafty houses.

Hedge Witches - Work with topiary mostly, but may dabble in bonsai or flower arranging.

Kitchen Witches - Like Sandwiches but less specific.

Solitary Witches - Hard to say what they get up to as most of them are extremely reclusive and/or off the grid entirely.

Traditional Witches - Very concerned with broom regulations and authenticity. Will give you shit if your pointy hat is not historically accurate.

[ptanalo]

They are forever in their honeymoon era 🫶

[morebird]

I am the many-mouthed hunger. I am the knife-edged truth.

[draco-the-wave-of-chaos]

Everytime I meditate while taking a bath I fall asleep sitting up. I can't tell if this is due to me being totally relaxed, or the lack of sleep I get on a daily basis. Although, because of this, I can now take naps while sitting, so who's the real winner here? No one, the answer is no one.

[magnificentmicrowave]

crazy bitch alert

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Why is it always Hellva Boss earworms that make me come up with ideas?

So, during the whole Freakshow thing, it wasn't true mind control. Danny was definitely affected, but it messed with his self esteem and emotions to the point where he damaged all of his relationships and is considering running away. Freakshow, who was a little bit smarter in this, then reveals that he knows Danny's a halfa and hey, why don't you join my ghost circus while you figure some things out.

So Danny becomes a clown because he's always liked clowns, and if you've seen the new episode, you know what happens next

and over the course of a few years, Freakshow isolates Danny from his family and friends, indoctrinates him into the crime side of business, and gaslights Danny into thinking he's nothing without him. Danny loves performing, but is so beaten down that he thinks he can't leave even if that's what he wants. Danny's a famous performer at this point, even if no one knows his real identity. The other ghosts aren't really a comfort since they're mind controlled.

The Justice League, specifically Young Justice, already know that Circus Gothica is a crime ring, but have no evidence to get them arrested bc the ghosts (who they think are just metas) are too good. The leader during the thefts (Danny) is the only one they've ever been able to get close to. Maybe at some point, Tim!Robin and Danny get trapped and Danny has a panic attack for failing Freakshow? Something happens that makes Tim convinced Danny isn't a criminal willingly, but he can't convince the others.

Danny and Klarion somehow end up dating. Freakshow joins the light, probably, and the two work really well together. Klarion asks Danny out, and Danny was really reluctant since he hasn't had... anyone, in years, but they date and it's just another thing for Freakshow to hold over his head.

Eventually, Freakshow gets the inkling that Danny isn't working as hard as he should be so he puts "Greatest Clown in the World" contest, and tells Danny that all the clowns who don't win will be immediately killed.

Danny is horrified, but he can only care about himself right now, so he's working his ass off.

(Meanwhile, in Gotham, the Joker tried to join, but the Batman broke in, stole all his bones, and left him in the hospital for a few months)

So Danny's putting his all into this performance, but Young Justice finds out about the murder bit and infiltrates with, IDK, disguised Nightwing? Klarion is also there to support his man.

Danny ends up tying with Nightwing, and the tie-breaker is a three minute performance and whoever's more entertaining wins. Danny has a panic attack during Nightwing's performance and Tim and Klarion team up to talk to Danny.

Danny's convinced he will be nothing without Freakshow (literally, he might fully die), so while Klarion helps him feel better about his skills, Tim finally gets the deets about Danny's whole situation. Tim logics that Freakshow mindcontrolling this other dimensional species + Danny is half this species = Danny is being mind controlled, pissing off Klarion while Danny thinks back to what happened when Circus Gothica first came to town.

His irrational anger at family and friends, his desperate need for approval from Freakshow, how he never even considered going independent, how he thought he was immune to the mind control staff despite being half ghost.... He's pissed. He wants to quit.

So he tells Tim that YJ needs to get the staff during his performance; without it, Freakshow wouldn't be able to mind control anyone. And he goes on to give his performance.

As for that... look, 2 Minute Notice is an amazing song with amazing choreography. the only thing i would add would be a quad somersault during the trapzee part.

Danny proves himself as an amazing clown, Freakshow gets arrested since Danny is willing to testify against him, the ghosts are free, and Klarion later murders Freakshow in a cell because that's his boyfriend, you pathetic excuse of a warlock.

"Freakshow, you sad sack of shit! Fuck you!"