#totally not winging this

[raynewolferune]

Batmobile Conversations as Heard by a Fast-food Drive Thru Cashier

Batman: "No."

Red Robin: "But what if -"

Batman: "No."

Red Robin: "But I could -"

Batman: "No."

Red Robin: "What if I -"

Robin: "Cease this Neanderthal behavior at once! You cannot be a Red if you are dressed entirely in Green!"

~*~*~

Red Hood: "You're not my fucking father!"

Batman: "The paperwork says otherwise."

Red Hood: "Fucking where, Bitch! I'll burn them!"

Batman: "You'd still be grounded and for even longer if you did."

~*~*~

Batman: "Please tell me you have a Signal action figure now?"

Drive Thru Cashier: "I'm afraid Riddler high jacked the truck they were supposed to be on. We haven't got any in yet."

Batmn: *long heavy sigh* " Of course he did."

~*~*~

Red Hood, driving the batmobile for some reason: "I need 10,000 of one of literally anything you carry other than the Night Wings. I literally don't carry what it is."

Signal: "And one order of Robin Nuggets."

Red Hood: "And one order of Robin Nuggets. We Are Robin limited edition version if you have it."

~*~*~

Nightwing, driving the batmobile for some reason: "I need 6 orders of Night Wings, please."

Red Robin: "There are only two of us? And I don't want Night Wings?"

Nightwing: "Nah, that just cause Hood's trying to steal my lead. I'll get you anything you want other than the Caped Crusader Sandwhich though."

~*~*~

Batman: "No, you may not borrow the Batmobile."

Robin: "It's a right of passage!"

Batman: "You are too young to have earned that right yet."

Spoiler: "Ha! He called you a baby!"

~*~*~

Spoiler, driving the batmobile for some reason: "Do you guys have any glitter?"

Drive Thru Cashier: "Ma'am, this is a fast food restaurant."

Spoiler:

Spoiler: "How many packets of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise can you legally give me?"

Drive Thru Cashier:

Drive Thru Cashier after checking with the manager: "50 packets of each."

Spoiler: "I'll take them!"

~*~*~

Robin, driving the batmobile clearly without permission: "I require 2 Robin Meals. One vegan."

Superboy the 2nd: "Oh! I want a Red Hood toy!"

Robin: "What?! Absolutely not! We will take the current Robin toy! A Nightwing if that's not available!"

Superboy the 2nd: "NOOO! I WANT RED HOOD!"

Red Hood, apparently in the back seat of the batmobile: "Dear God. MAKE IT 4 ROBIN MEALS, PLEASE, ANS GIVE THEM BOTH WHAT THEY WANT SO THEY SHUT UP."

Superboy the 2nd happily: "As long as I get my Red Hood."

Robin grumbling: "Ridiculous. Stop acting so thirsty for it."

Red Hood: *strangled, choking noises*

Superboy the 2nd: *mortified squeal* "ROBIN! That is NOT what that MEANS!"

[sopuu]

two birds on a wire, one can fly and the other cannot

[puraiuddo]

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

(sjabhdhsjdja fyi i've retracted this post, but it was fun while it lasted lmao)

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[court-of-secrets]

if I was in Fourth Wing I would never try to steal Xaden from Vi, cause i’m a girl’s girl, obviously,

but if that man left me around Vi for TWO SECONDS- he’s about to find out i’m a literally a girl’s girl as in i’m bi and about to steal his wife

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 20 — Gem!

[thewisestdino]

Peril for 62 mayhaps..

All by yourself, sittin' alone I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind

[time-woods]

someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,

so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))

im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles

[sol-insidious]

“Luke would be so good with the Skeleton Crew kids!!!”

Yes but also Luke would absolutely let Wim pilot his X-wing.

[mjrtaurus]

"Koala, Mom and Dad are fighting!"

[theseinfernalangels]

Up thinking about Sawyer during his second Threshing again. He’s so determined to bond this time but also so so scared because what if he’s ignored again. unwanted. invaluable to any of the dragons who already aren’t bonding as many cadets as it is. and he’s just fighting his way through the throng of it, covered in blood and sweat, when he makes eye contact with this pair of huge golden eyes and just hears,

“Well, it’s about time. I’ve been waiting for you, Sawyer Henrick.”

sobs.

[peteytheparrot]

The amount of death in the wild robot is crazy 😭 like showing a cute crow and then BEHEADING IT??? is CRAZY ☠️☠️☠️ peak movie 10/10

[watchandread02]

Cas somehow learns of that concept that's like: you need 4 hugs a day for survival, 8 for maintenance and 12 for growth.

And of course Cas thinks Dean's survival is of the highest importance.

So he starts small. Just a hug here or there. I could totally also see him using his wings and thinking that might work at first, before he can figure out a better way that won't make Dean too suscpicious.

Also Dean's totally confused because he can't see the wings. But there's a warmth that settles over him from time to time and it makes him unconsciously relax, even if it's just for a moment. (Also he's totally freaking out internally since this only happens when Cas is around and Dean has a hard time with it at first.)

Maybe he implements it as a way to say thank you. And so Dean starts to slowly expect them. And so he automatically opens his arms, when he made food or brought Cas something. (Dean doesn't notice this, but Sam sure does and he is equal parts amused and confused, why his emotionally repressed brother is suddenly being so openly affectionate towards Cas.)

Depending on what their relarionship is like, those hugs could also include Cas pulling Dean close while they watch movies. Or just randomly doing so and when Dean asks why, Cas just goes 'because I can'. And there would of course be really long hugs, late at night, while Dean sleeps.

Slowly the amount of hugs goes up day by day and Cas doesn't even bother counting anymore because he knows that Dean gets enough hugs to even make up for the times where he didn't get any at all.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: I didn't think you'd show up. Xaden *calmly*: And yet, here I am. Violet: Why? Xaden *stepping closer, voice low*: Because you asked. And that's not something I ignore.

[pxgsy]

currently looking through my gallery…

[ineffable-romantics]

Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!