Monster High characters as things me and my friends have said or done:
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Heath: *Chokes on whip cream while lying on the kitchen floor*
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Deuce: bro your probably Autistic
Jackson with internalized ableism: No that can't be right
Deuce:
Jackson:
Deuce: your score was fucking 196-
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Abbey: *kicks a fork into Heaths face impaling him*
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Clawdeen to the tune of Steven Universes Giant Woman: All I wanna do, is get into, my fucking class, MY FUCKING CLASS! But all this stupid zoom, is sending me into, is an invalid meeting, AN INVALID MEETING!
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Frankie: *falls up/down the stairs 13 consecutive times*
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Draculara: Oh no it's the scooter boys!
Cleo: Who are the scooter boys?
Clawdeen: Around 20-30 boys in their early teens that like to station themselves around town to scout out people to harass we call them the scooter boys because scooters are their main mode of transportation
Frankie: Don't forget the two skateboarding college kids
Clawdeen: of course how could I forget their leaders
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Clawd: Aren't you scared she could kill you in your sleep
Heath gesturing towards Abbey: Yeah but she's told me that she wants to watch me struggle first
Abbey: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you are attracting police
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Heath: ...I think I may be pan
Deuce: Heath I have been watching you simp for everything that breathes for five years I could've told you this information
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Cleo: why are so many lesbian thirst traps showing up on my feed?
Deuce: *mumbles something incoherent*
Cleo: what?
Deuce: you said women were better than men so I may have influenced the algorithm to replace all the male thirst traps with lesbian ones for you
Cleo:
Deuce:
Cleo: Thanks
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Deuce entering Jacksons house: OH MAH GOSH I GETTA SEE MY FAVORITE PERSON!
Jackson flattered: Oh?... I'm your favorite person? That's really nice to hear-
Deuce brushing past Jackson to the lizard in the corner near tears: I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
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Holt: *blasting music into his headphones at full volume*
Heath: Hey Holt
Holt:
Heath: Hey!
Holt:
Heath: HEY!
Holt turning down the volume: Huh what?
Heath: Your my favorite cousin
Holt: Awwww!.... maybe don't tell Jackson that
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Deuce: I read Greek mythology for fun you think I give a shit bout you being pan?
Heath: no...
Deuce: Exactly now come on we're getting you a pride flag
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Cleo: So you know how your a transman and I'm a transwoman
Deuce: Ya?
Cleo: do you think it's possible to swap genitalia
Deuce:.... We've got some fucking research to do
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My number one monster high headcanon is that deuce is trans and ace I don't have any proof but I mean just look at him
T-boy swagger
As for the ace part I think him not going to the monster ball with anyone and also ending the relationship with Cleo are good signs of that. I like to think that deuce came out to Cleo and they ended the relationship on good terms because of that.
Anyway i love g3 deuce and hope we get to see more of him
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Color-Picked Pride Flags from Monster High Characters
(These are not my personal headcanons or anything, I know absolutely nothing about Monster High) (I just chose these characters because they had similar color schemes as certain pride flags)
The characters (in order from top to bottom, left to right) are Abby Bominable, Deuce Gorgon, Toralei Stripe, Howleen Wolf, Scarah Screams, Clawdeen Wolf, Kjersti Trollsøn, Lagoona Blue, Kiyomi Haunterly, and Spectra Vondergeist.
The pride flags (in order from top to bottom, left to right) are transgender, agender, lesbian, aroace, aromantic, nonbinary, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, and asexual.
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It’s really refreshing to not have people getting mad about harmless queer head canons in the Avantris fandom the way I’ve experienced in every other fandom I’ve been in but I’ve gotten so accustomed to it that I have all of these arguments prepared for every possible “well, Gideon can’t be trans because…” statement I can think of
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Monster High Characters as things me and my friends have said or done part 2!:
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Holt: PUT UP THINE DUKES SIRE! I SHALL UNLEASH MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!!!!! *Punches Heath's arm hurting his wrist in the process* OH GOD HE'S TOO POWERFUL!!!!! *Runs screaming*
Heath who was about to ask him if he knew where a rubber band was: ???????????
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Deuce watching Clawd eat a kitkat without breaking it apart first: god is dead you killed him and I'm gonna go join him
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Cleo: I may have girl bossed past the sun
Clawdeen: Isn't it "I may have girl bossed too close to the sun"?
Cleo: No I girl bossed past the sun my ego has started getting bigger with every insult this is not how its supposed to work
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Jackson: Ya know I think my depression may be gone
Heath:
Jackson:
Heath:
Heath: Jackson your sitting on the edge of a fucking roof
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Lagoona: I don't know about y'all but I'm having a great time
Frankie: Lagoona.... the house is flooded
Lagoona: Exactly! Free pool
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Draculara: I collect transgenders like pokemon cards!
Clawdeen: What???
Cleo playing candy land with Deuce, Abbey, Frankie, Viperine and Lagoona: She collects transgenders like pokemon cards
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Jackson: We're all queer right? cool
Clawd: I'm not
Deuce: Clawd describe the monster that sits two seats to the left of you in your clawculus class?
Clawd: Hot
Deuce: Heath what's the gender of the monster that sits two seats to the left of Clawd in your clawculus class?
Heath looking up from his phone with no context: Last time I checked he was a guy
Jackson: Alright so we're all queer-
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Deuce: *detailed explanation about gorgons in greek myth*
Clawd: Why did you have to bring up greek mythology
Heath: I wasn't expecting this dude
Deuce: SHUSH! anyway blood drawn from the left side of a gorgons body is instant death while blood drawn from the right-
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Heath frantically crawling away: GET THAT OBJECT OF PURE EVIL AWAY FROM ME
Deuce: It's a fucking croissant
Heath: EXACTLY! NOW GET IT AWAY FROM ME
Deuce, way to sleep deprived for this shit pointing the croissant he was eating at Heath: Avada Kedavra-
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