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made the mistake of accidentally watching the run bts dance practice and am like almost in tears bc i miss the boys!!!!!!!
#also i want to fuck run bts dance practice yoongi so bad it makes me look STUPID!!!!!!!!!#two things can be true!!!!!!!!#really missing hobi in particular lately idk why man i just think it’s unfair he has to be in the military#when he served so fucking hard all day every day prior#like he was slaying gooping gagging cunting it up every fucking day in every fucking way#and they still made him enlist????#fuck off#text
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A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.
(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#This prompt was super cute! Thank you for donating to the raffle!#And thank you to everyone who also donated!#Okay full disclosure I am on very little sleep right now so these next thoughts may be incomprehensible.#(That hasn't stopped me before. Sometimes the voices of the hat man give me good ideas.)#I have been vibrating with excitement for when we finally get to the chicken scene.#Because I really want to draw chickens! I love chickens! They are so optimally shaped for maximal cuteness.#That's a creature that was designed to be fluffy and sit on things. What is there to *not* love!#I know there is more significance to the whole exchange but really...I think Lan Wangji deep down just wants to hold cute creatures.#His hands are big and gentle and not meant for swords! They are made to be filling rabbit hutches with fresh hay and petting chickens.#This is to say; Lan Wangji's problems could all have been avoided if he was a farmboy.#He can still be a farmer. The two of them could run off into the country and start something new.#"True love is possible only - in the next world - for new people” Is a disco elysium quote I think about for wangxian all the time.#Ah but that's a different tangent. Look forwards to more art tomorrow!
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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Dunno if this has been discussed but I'm a sucker for characters one-shotting themselves by imagining their crush in wedding attire. Jade? Oh, he'd be hopeless.
Soft and fluffy scenarios? That's his usual state of mind, no issue.
Spicy and smutty daydreams? Light work, no reaction
But passing by a boutique in town, glimpsing a beautiful white dress or handsome dark-navy suit, and imagining his beloved wearing it? He's blushing a bright pink and fidgeting to the point where Azul has to remind him why they are in town in the first place
(Bro is gonna be plagued by wedding dreams, much to Floyd's annoyance/amusement)
Ugh it's such a cute idea! I think just the idea of imagining your crush in a pretty wedding suit or gown with you is one that would ko just about anyone!
I think that while it's cute to imagine Jade daydreaming in front of a boutique, you'd be hard pressed to find Jade in such a state! He keeps up appearances very strictly, so more likely he's going to look at the clothing on display for a bit and then go on with his business.
Oh, but the thought of you all dressed up as you two faced each other at the altar, a sweet smile on your face as you looked up at him and said "I do" was just a dream! He wonders if you would go with the white dress or the dark suit. Or perhaps you have different wedding customs back home? He's heard that some human cultures have vastly different marriage ceremonies and dress. Oh, but he'd also love to have a wedding under the sea! He'd find you the finest pearls to adorn your neck, coral delicately wrapped around your wrists, and just the thought of you with a gorgeous tail?
Not to mention the delightful wedding night you two would share...
He's back in his dorm and tending to his terrariums with a lovesick smile and humming to a love song as those thoughts replay in his mind. Floyd looks at him with disgust in his own bed.
"You're kinda pathetic Jade"
"You shouldn't be throwing stones from a glass tank."
"Fuck off. At least I'm not acting all cringy after seeing wedding shit in a store."
"Probably because you'll never find yourself needing it."
"..."
"..."
"I'm beating you up."
"Try it."
#mochi asks#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#jade leech x reader#i like the twins bullying each other i think we need to write them being assholes to each other just as much as writing them as loving bros#two things can be true#and personally im always being a little mean to my siblings so it's basically a legal requirement
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Here is a weirder mashup that I thought could work. Praying mantis blue heron. When I think of animals similar to a praying mantis I can only think of the stalking and snagging approach of water birds. Maybe in a world with huge praying mantises they can also fill that niche.
It's a series now! ; Cricket-cat, Weevil-anteater
#bug art#bugblr#praying mantis#blue heron#my art#insect art#bug#insect#even now I'm not sure if I was able to get that 50/50 mashup feel but this was a kinda hard one to do compared to the last two#when i tried to think of a mantis mammal i was like.. no i can only think of water birds. i almost went with a stork#you can probably mantis-ify any long beaked water bird predator#wound up kinda looking like a mantis centaur kind of thing with the body of a heron instead.. not as ideal as a true mashup
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Social media post for Thrawn.
#two things can be true#These are not mutually exclusive#Mitth'rawfuckingnuruodo#Grand Admiral Thrawn#thrawn#thrawn books#star wars thrawn#thrawn comic#thrawn trilogy#thrawn and eli#eli vanto#thranto#karyn faro#timothy zahn#autistic thrawn#thrawn thursday
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just thinking about logan who hasn't been touched for decades and doesn't know how to do it non-violently anymore... he's basically a hissing kitty mess, and wade ends up being the only one who can deal with it thanks to his healing factor and his inability to keep his hands off handsome old men, so eventually logan just... rolls with it? and turns out he's not only surprisingly okay with that, but also into it So Much, just imagine him completely obliterated at the fact that he enjoys touching wade. holding his hand. GODDAMN CARESSING HIM.
#im also obliterated thinking about these two#LOOK!!!!!!! i love the way everything in logan's life changes half way around#and he realises so many things about himself he deemed wrong before!!!!#that's such a beautiful self-discovery journey and coming to being your true better self!!!!!!!!#i'll cry in the corner but you can always join me......#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadclaws#**dw
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kinda think one of the ways that jeremy punishes himself is downplaying his accomplishments.
when jeremy talks about rehab he makes it clear that it wasn't his choice, but while he may not have chosen to go, but he chose to take it seriously and get clean. jeremy doesn't go to therapy as often as he tells his mom he does, and he does have avoidant tendencies, but it clearly has helped him. cat says a therapist worked wonders, jeremy mentions going over standing up for himself to his parents with his therapist, and he also references something his therapist said about noah to jean that clearly helped jeremy. despite having a rocky start with the trojans, and literally getting clean while playing, they clearly trust him and believe in him as a captain. he is able to lead them very assertively and with little pushback from them. the trojans are also a team that has ranked top 3 before and during his time there. he is said to be basically guaranteed to be signed when he graduates and even to make court. he also puts in so much effort to help and care for jean, not just because of his feelings toward him, but because he feels a responsibility to help others after noah and is just a good friend and trojan. hell, he might even be valedictorian. i'm proud of you jeremy knox.
#i think two things can be true like he has more work to do and he's done a lot#he's such a good character#jeremy knox#tsc#tgr spoilers
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I know the “is Edward Little a sopping wet cat or a competent officer” discourse simply goes in circles but I personally feel like a major appeal of wet cat Ned is that Edward IS a competent officer who wants to do well in his role for his captain and his men, but through a series of events and circumstances he has become a kicked dog of a man. THAT is the appeal!! The man comes pre-whumped!
#the terror#edward little#two things can be true#and this is not to deride anyone on either ‘side’ of this discourse#I personally LOVE competent Edward content and I also love explorations of his lows#I just feel like it isn’t discussed enough that the duality is the appeal! at least for me it is!!
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The oldest Ninjago Fanfic that I can find is dated December 4th, 2011. This was almost a year after the pilots initially aired and two days after Rise of the Snakes/Home aired.
As you cannot backdate works on fanfiction.net, the date published is the final date. And if no other fic had been there pre-mass deletion of fics in 2012/deleted any time before this moment, this is the first recorded fanfic in the fandom! (At least on ffn.)
The Fanfic in question is Tale of Cole: First of a LEGO Ninjago Trilogy by user TLFScarheart12.
Cole tells Kai about his early training and what he learned after facing a Kaiden.
This is the first of three fanfics in a series, as the title suggests. The other two are about Zane and Jay. (The Jay one even has a mention of an oni in the description!) I took the time to sit down and read this first one, and it is a nice little read!
Cole tells Kai a story about how he was convinced to actually try to be a team with Zane and Jay.
It sort of places Cole in a similar place to where Kai was in the pilots. He's trying to be the best, and in turn, he doesn't accept Zane and Jay's teamwork. SPOILERS: They end up saving him from the kaiden and he eventually learns the importance of teamwork.
For a fic that came out two days after the actual show aired, it works super well, I'd say!! It's a fun little read and a neat tidbit of our fandom's history!! It's also this author's first fanfic on their account, which consists of mostly Ninjago based works!!
#fanfiction#ninjago#ninjago fandom history#cole ninjago#the reason i bring up backdating is that you can do that on ao3 and you cant really be SURE if the dates true or not iykwim????#ffn#TLFScarheart12#guys i messed up i spelled two things wrong and now this gonna be circulating with spelling mistakes NOOO#grammar mistakes. not spelling mistakes. i need to go to bed
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For what it's worth, I think Campaign 3 suffers when compared to, to put it bluntly, pretty much anything else Critical Role has ever put out, as well as most actual play that I've watched/listened to. But I think it uniquely suffers when juxtaposed with a narrative that says "if you do not make rapid decisions you and others around you will die; if you spend too much time whining about how it's unfair that you are called to make these decisions, including ones that might challenge you, you and others around you will die; and if you do not above all prioritize community and deal with threats to that community - and expand your understanding of community to be a very broad one - you will be destroyed." It was jarring and hypocritical to watch Campaign 3's defenders who had been calling for the gods to be slaughtered for much of the campaign suddenly spin around and praise Bells Hells for finding [having handed to them] the nonviolent option because that's actually always the best one, don't you know; and I think EXU Divergence challenges not just that ideal but the concept that there's a universal solution. Sometimes the right thing is to hide; sometimes it's necessary to commit violence to prevent further violence. Sometimes the right thing is to secretly eat some of the cheese yourself to prevent you from dying; sometimes it's to be on the lookout for someone trying to take more of their share in a resource-limited community and to stop them. Sometimes the right thing is to carry others; sometimes it's to give them to someone stronger and more able. And above all, many of these choices will be extremely unfair and difficult and put you at risk, and you do still have to make them, and soon.
#literally having 7 days between UGH do we HAVE to go to the summit to help the ruidians they won't let this chick i met 3 minutes ago in#to i will carry two children who are not mine through the wildnerness without having eaten in days#is an absolute BRUTAL and unavoidable comparison#cr spoilers#exu divergence#really this brushes up against one of my personal ideals/frustrations with Tumblr's Morality Culture (TM)#of the it's not fair/make it fair: there are times when that's true (leveling playing fields and accounting for opportunity)#but also unfair shit will happen every day even in a near-utopia and it cannot be stopped#and also the process of making things fair can be long and difficult and you still need to do stuff in the meantime.
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if I could go back in time my top advice to my younger self would literally be don’t get into fucking situationships
#And situationships don’t even have to be ur dating but ur not exclusive#It can be ANYTHING .#like a situation where something between two people is ambiguous#It’s such a waste of time bc regardless of what’s really happening#I feel like it actually is true that there is an ideal window of time for things to be elucidated#Like in neither direction#Either u date or u don’t#but that in between state is so dangerous bc u don’t feel like it’s truly harmful to u if ur not committed yet#But it actually is bc the limbo stage is so addictive#It’s such a time drain and when it’s all said and done and u look back it’s not even fun
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whatever, go my homosexual horses
#they hate each other and also want to make out so bad#two things can be true at once#anyways i’ve decided tumblr is the platform that’s gonna get all my danganronpa related art#which is mostly mondo i’m not apologizing for having a favorite#anyways. here. have mlp mondo and taka#i need to also post the byakuya and makoto ponies i made#ill do that later#long tags but whateva who cares lol#aloe.art#my art#danganronpa#mondo owada#kiyotaka ishimaru#my little pony#mlp#ishimondo#100#aloe mlp au
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I'm a budding political cartoonist. Or I'm bitter. Either way.
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dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#ft. kalina#fh class quangle#tbh Im not suuuper happy with the bones of these designs yet#but also its just a bit hard to measure up to how strong ''kid who wears suit to school'' is#I kiinda gear the sophomore year design specifically towards like. cameraman-esque aesthetics#kind of dude who's working the light rig And the audio at the same time. dude who's running inbetween two huge tripods#theres also a thing with the freshman year arcade scene that I wanted to draw but just do not have the energy today#maybe in the future! if I can be bothered to draw biz lmao#I wanna draw something for cleric!gorgug first anyway... specifically his death in freshman year#man I'm so glad I tossed bard!riz into investigative journalism that is SO annoying. exactly what I set out to do with my classswaps#can you imagine going to school with that guy. can you imagine going to school with tintin#this also makes kipperlilly vs riz even funnier like influencer vs journalist? it'd be the Worst#man thinking of it I should rework gorgug's design too. currently his sophomore design is really zac core lmao#and zac can pull it off but character design wise its. really nothing. laughs#his junior year design is full aerith at least so that one Im very happy with. what if I tell u cassandra is the deity of#the inbetween spaces in this class swap thingy. and gorgug offers her domain as a stop for folks fresh out of a faith to gather themselves#that being transgender as fuck is kinda coincidental lmao. but well I stand by it I like that#nobody's design has jumped out to me like riz and gorgug yet. adaine I have a prreeetty good idea for#mostly bc shes the hoodie kid this time round lmao. gamer adaine true believers rise up#we take it easy! we take it easy as we go. these comics-lite were real fun to do. I should do that more
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what i think about zeref: wow he sure is a fascinating character to analyze. the tragedy of him; the way he doomed himself completely. the way he shaped the entire history of the FT universe by his mere existence. the way he loved natsu so fiercely that it set in motion a chain of events spanning 400 years. the way his curse is genuinely one of the most compelling plot devices in the series. the dichotomy of zeref and mavis; the way mavis is his perfect foil in a way that makes their dynamic so thematically interesting.
what i actually say out loud about zeref: omg hii there's my favorite pathetic guyfailure 💖💖💖
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