#undead boyfriends

[winfreywrites]

charon x orpheus x hermes ; headcannons

Charon and Hermes got close to Orpheus once he began to fully work in Hades’ court.

Hermes asks Zagreus to deliver Orpheus his love letters

Whenever Charon is in the palace for official business, he always finds a way to slink off and find Orpheus to a visit

Hermes and Charon thoroughly enjoy listening to Orpheus play his tunes

Orpheus gets mopey and depressed anytime Hermes or Charon have to leave him alone

Hermes likes to compare Orpheus to a puppy and Charon to a guard dog

[deathc-re]

your older!bf who has really opened your eyes to the world of mature men. who truly listens when have a complaint and works to fix it. who shows you that he adores you, even in his own strange way. who goes out of his way to spoil you and pamper you; who always makes sure you have the best of the best.

older!bf who literally is the best sexual experience you've had in your whole life. who does things you didn't even think were possible. who makes you feel levels of pleasure you'd only read about until this point. who pays such close attention to ever twitch and flinch and gasp and abuses ever spot that brings you pleasure. who reaches places so deep inside that you're surprised feels good instead of painful. who goes above and beyond with aftercare, making you feel so safe and secure. who makes sure you're well feed and clean, your favorite show or song playing as he cuddles you close.

older!bf who wastes no time to show you off and shower you in praise. who compliments every aspect of you, some you didn't even notice about yourself. who respects and knows you as a person. who is secure enough in himself and the relationship to know that even tho you're together, you're your own separate people and is fine with it.

older!bf who is protective of you and takes the extra measures to make sure you're safe in every situation he can, no matter what.

older!bf who loves you :(

LAW, corazon, sir crocodile, bakugo, aizawa, FAT GUM, sung-jin woo, andy, GETO, and my man <3

[aberrantundead]

Chance Encounter by zencultist/(NSFT acct). Link to full NSFT here. (warning: Ovi)

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I just realised Orin wouldn't be able to fool Astarion by trying to mimic the player because he knows what they smell like and she wouldn't smell right and now I'm spiraling

[neonjawbone]

SICK! WICKED SICK! 🧟‍♂️💙

undead unluck is finally airing it's anime adaption go watch it go read it it rules #neonjawboneart

[zecoritheweirdone]

hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.

special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!

better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs

[banj0possum]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE TERATO WITH ZOMBIES?? /NF

YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD ABD TASTY, possibly a trans male reader who hasn’t gotten surgery yet? DONT KNOW IF THATS AGAINST BOUNDRUES

Smut pls😊

*sniff sniff* thnank yuou

Zombie Horde with a FtM reader Who Hasn't Gotten Top Surgery Yet

CW: Smut, a bit of fluff, FtM reader w/o top surgery, chest touching???

💀 To be honest, they wouldn't care

💀 You'd normally use bandages or old binders because transitional surgery wasn't an option when you were busy making sure your bunker was safe, your food stock was full and so on. Sure you wished you'd gotten one sooner before the virus but there are more important things...

💀 You were in your hidey hole without anything binding your when Soda came in looking for you.

💀 He went to cuddle next to you when he felt something soft and squishy, he tilted his head and poked at your chest which made you yelp.

💀 His little mate has squishy parts in the chest? he doesn't remember that, he's confused as he's never noticed you with any squishy bits in that area, in fact, you always had some kind of armor or something for some reason, were they organs spilling out? Now he can't have that! Humans need those he thinks!

💀 He chitters worryingly, trying to pull up your shirt to help you push back in your organs, but you kept pushing him away.

💀 He eventually gestured to parts of his body that showed his rotten body making a pushing in movement, you let out a long ooohhhhh and assure him it's not that.

💀 You explain to him (to a degree) and he explains it to the others.

💀 Bo thinks he remembers seeing bandages on others because they're hurt so the first time you show him, he's all over you comforting you so his little mate won't be sad that they got hurt. He is very much blaming himself, but Soda quickly explains you're not hurt at all.

💀 They start looking for bandages, binders, sports bras, compression wear, anything that looks like what you usually wear.

💀 Screw has a bunch of things he's hoarded so he goes through his pile looking for clothes and the sort that he think's you'd like.

💀 Ribs has the guilty pleasure of burying his face in your chest. You're just so warm and soft and squishy!!!

💀 If you ever feel gender dysphoria and body dysmorphia, they'll sense you feeling a bit under the weather and love on you so much you'll forget all about it. Don't be sad, you're perfect!

💀 If you ever do get top surgery, maybe from travelling to a large community of survivors or other, they wouldn't change their feelings towards you.

💀 They's be curious about your scars though, Bo would be furious thinking they hurt you or ate your squishy bits or something.

💀 Screw is feeling your chest now feeling the new flat texture of your chest.

💀 Ribs does the same because they're best friends a- OH MY GOD YOU HAVE RIBS TOO?!?!?

💀 Soda is all over you seeing if you're ok. Did they feed you enough? Does it hurt? Do you need us to give you some love? Did you miss us?

💀 Can Ribs have all your old bandages and binders?

💀 If you have boundaries regarding your chest area, they will steer away from it, anyway, you have the rest of your lovely body for them to devour.

💀 If you don't, they'd be massaging your chest, cooing oh so softly reminding you that you're theirs whether you have surgery or not.

[hellosweetie99]

Here’s a list of my fav fic tags I’ve seen…Enjoy

Chekov’s sex bag

SWORD IN ASS SATURDAY

Homoerotic fossil collection

Passive aggressive nakedness

Blatant misuse of watermelon

The mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar

This is set in America…sorry

Possessed squirrel

The trio suffers

The grapes are their own character

Dark Ratatouille

Whiny boyfriend doms the undead

Pranks are meant to be silly…like mpreg

New year new kink

Hahaha ouchie

Cock cage (romantic)

Being a lawyer is kinda gay like wdym your job is getting guys off??

Starfire strap color discourse

Science fiction written by a liberal arts major

Doing cute stuff with a decapitated head

HEY MONSTERFUCKERS PSPSPS FOOD FOR YOU

Jealousy as lube

Basically I took one good look at canon and went 'no'

he gets laid in FUCKING JORTS

Kink is just LARP that makes you cum

I wasn't even planning that but the bisexual gods spoke to me

Barry Allen is a human vibrator

Traveler, that Kavehussy got me acting unwise

Evil cuddling

CBT; As In Cock And Ball Torture In Case You Think I Mean Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Women topping the fuck out of men

Pussy can't heal a broken man but pegging can make him rethink what he's done.

I'm about to slap him on his he/him pussy

Angelic Grace as Lube

Not a cinnamon roll or a war criminal but a secret third thing

Don’t YOU go adventuring with your pussy out?

Weird freaky cannibal sex

Fellas is it gay to receive a dick pic from your archenemies

scott pilgrim vs the 97 lost dr who episodes

10K WORDS OF FOREPLAY AND A BJ

Sorry, it’s for the vibes

Blood sacrifice? More like their wedding

This is true 2009 faggotry

DO NOT USE PAINT AS LUBE

He’s so stupid I need to fuck him

Vampirism or sodomy?

Viktor’s unfortunate foot thing

This is zero percent furry sorry

The ugly duckling but in a really freak way

The Doctor - - -> nest parasite

Accidental pet acquisition (dragon)

Stimming with a deadly weapon

Oh my god it’s fish porn

Clit reveal!

Petition to name it Lesbian Who

Eating a meal with the man you want to study under a microscope

Spydoc are pegging eachother in my Google docs

Psychosexually torturing an old man as quality time

Lan Wangji is a loser trapped in a hot man’s body

Is Xie Lian brat taming? He just might be

They don’t fuck. They do however get a bit bloody

[eldritch-spouse]

I imagine how you make a new monster and hold them at gunpoint in bedroom while they desperately trying to find a clit

F I N D I T .

This is your last test, ó̴̧̨̜̹̳͚̪̹̟͓̮̭̳͚̹͎̱̤̻̤̱̟̥̘̟͚̠̯̪̻̇̓̽͋͆̉̉͛͌͋̎̔̄̏͐̆́̈͗͊̃̌̎̎̋̇́͐͗̚͘̕͠ʞ̷̥̑̉͂̇̔̾͑͛͌̍̍͂̈́͗̒̀̚̕͘͘͝i̵̡̡̡̡̢̧̹͈̰̞͉̥̼̤̹͓͙̮̲͙̹̟͕̱̩̠̭̜̟̩̣̼̇̍̎̊̾̀̓̒̈́̎̽̊̓̈́̂͊̽̍̀̀̋́̆̃̍́̃̊̎̐͑́̀̊̏̚͜͜͜͠͠͠͝ͅX̸̢̨̡̨͍̗̲̭̪͓̗̻͈̲̥͉̟̠̩̪͚̼̬͚̯͕̻̭̖͙͓̠̺̹̯̒̊̊̈͋̉͗̂̐̓̈́̈́̕͘͜ͅ .

[ladyhelsgallery]

I think that enstars undead vibes suits them the most

[konakoro]

Public: There's no good movies in theaters right now, there's nothing to see :(

Me: (aggressively pushing Lisa Frankenstein into their faces) IT'S AN ORIGINAL SCRIPT. IT'S GOT CUTE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE LEADS. THE ACTING IS SUPERB AND SO FUN. THERE'S PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND ACTUAL SETS. IT'S PACING MAKES IT A BREEZE. I SWEAR IF YOU ASSHOLES MAKE ANOTHER DIABLO CODY HORROR COMEDY FLOP I WILL GO FULL JOKER

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

People: crying necrophilia because many want to fuck zombie!Ghost

Me: looking at all the monsterfucker stories about Liches/Vampires/Mummies/Ghosts etc. and cackling while I click 'read more' on yet another zombie!Ghost story

[octopusheyart]

Protection, trust, sensitivity 💀🌸 Commission for @caIamarti (twitter)

[aberrantundead]

Dark Intimacy by Mlarty_Art.

[ladyantiheroine]

The movie hasn’t come out yet but I just need to say that Warm Bodies ran so Lisa Frankenstein could walk.

[franken-loser]

Lisa Frankenstein Spoilers!!!⬇️⬇️⬇️

I genuinely started giggling and kicking my feet AND SQUEALING and i had to PHYSICALLY FAN MYSELF when victor got out of the tanning bed after getting his new hand attached GOOD LORDDDDD i started sweating so bad bro hes so,,,,,💀💀