#undercover yaps

[scliffe]

Sebastian is actually hilarious because why the hell is this demon wearing glasses? There is no way this man is near-sighted; you never see him squint at anything no matter the distance and he never has trouble reading crap without his glasses. So it’s all just for aesthetics because he’s full of drama (and bullshit).

When he’s supposed to be in disguise—sure I guess. Be Clark Kent. I guess the glasses would help put a more studious image on that obscene face. But even when he’s tutoring Ciel in their own home????

[fizzy-frenzy]

therapy ❌

watching the same episode of Skylanders Academy 20 times in a row ✅

[buwl-obr]

me: Yu-jeong just doesn't want Hae-seong to meddle with her social life. to Yu-jeong, his mission might ruin what she has built over her time at her school - like her friendship with Ye-na. so of course she doesn't like when Hae-seong gets in trouble, and starts catching other students attention. so obviously hearing Ye-na say that Hae-seong "piques her curiosity" would be a big deal to her-

also me @ Yu-jeong:

[shintarom-png]

Ceoren faculty (vittorio, erina @kwassants, eurydice @tired-reader-writer, celina, elisa, chris, merylda, bellaluna) blunt rotation but the blunt is ludger

[lotsazombie]

this !!!! is my roman empire !!!!!

[clannfearrunt]

everyone should play brellas the entire game itself is actively conspiring against your success so there will be a lot of misery but on the flip side every time you perform well you are doing so in defiance of a cruel and uncaring god

[kwassants]

[TSS] I've always imagined Erina's greenhouse to be huge like this:

With her office inside of it, but with more space in the middle for like, just chilling.

But basically more of a conservatory than a greenhouse, really. The reason being it's a facility for her research and there's a lot of it so she needs the space.

Also puts into perspective just how overworked she was in the first parts of season 1 and how she basically burns herself out on purpose when she's trying to avoid facing her emotions whenever I say she throws herself into research instead of feeling her feelings.

Cause look okay she doesn't have lab assistants she's crazy. There's probably some automations there and some magic but the workload would still be insane but ig that's why she's an Imperial Scholar.

Btw I'm talking about my fic, Through the Shadows of Shame which is an Academy's Undercover Professor RomCom MC x OC fic (and it's a HUGE fic at ~155k word story and counting lol S1 has finished and S2 just started so... kachow maybe check it out...?)

[confines]

lmaoo i met a guy who brought up betting on football three times in casual conversation, like he was really pushing it and talking about it and trying it out on people and i thought that was sort of weird and i just looked it up and it is weird because it's illegal here.

[somegirlsarebiggerthanotherz]

Using buddie to distract people or make people forgive you for the AWFUL writing choice that is killing off Bobby Nash is CRAZY work, like yes bitch I want my two little homoerotic firefighters to get together but I also wanted their found father to be there to witness it. No matter how amazing the buddie crumbs they give us are I’ll never forgive that white man…

[undercover-bun-etc]

This latest playthrough of Skyrim is already starting strong, the Imperial Captain at the start of Skyrim got hit and killed by the carriage. Hadvar is talking to himself, I am worried.

[wonderlustwrites]

and when they play a family that are well known in the criminal underground that can pull off "impossible" heists....yeaaaah

colman domingo, taraji p. henson & michael b. jordan via instagram

[xclowniex]

I did not expect SVU to be so accurate about antisemites, and it to still be so relevant.

Season 7 episode 6, without too many spoilers, they walk into the basement of a gun store and it's is filled with Nazi paraphernalia, like massive nazi flag, star of david shooting target, antisemitic pamphlets.

The neo nazi, she escalates things and calls the Jewish detective a kike and slaps him so she gets arrested and starts yapping about the zionist occupied government

Like SVU literally included the same fucking rhetoric which is rampant today.

Like they recognized like 10 years or so ago (idk exactly when this season came out) that (obviously not always) but some times people use zionist as a dogwhistle for jew.

And it's also important to note that the neo nazi is an undercover cop, infiltrating a neo nazi ring, so she had to learn the phrases antisemites use.

One thing I will be taking from this episode is, jew York city. That is going straight into my vocabulary

[astonmartinii]

charles leclerc masterlist

margarita: £23

the margarita is for the people who are always yapping and seem to know everyone in every room, and we all know charles loves to gossip.

BIG REPUTATION

they may have a big reputation and they may be end game, but sometimes you need a push from your girlfriend to enter your reputation era

one - two

HOME TIES

got a home race curse? that's no match for the power of friendship

ALL IS FAR IN LOVE AND WAR

y/n is happy in her relationship with carlos but all that time in the ferrari garage might have her eye wandering

BIRTHDAY WISHES

it's grid princess y/n wolff's birthday - also known as an f1 national holiday x wolff!reader

THE STUDENT LIFE

charles leclerc goes to stay with his girlfriend at university during the off season, safe to say the student life is not for him

one - two

LOVE LANGUAGES

charles and y/n show off their love languages, gift giving and words of affirmation

MOTORMOUTH

charles finally gets the chance to go on his favourite internet show, but completely embarrasses himself in front of the host - his celebrity crush 

CAT MOM

charles and y/n accidentally become cat parents and take it about as seriously as you would expect 

AUTHOR

charles x author!reader

BIG GIRLS DO(N'T) CRY

charles' gf just can't seem to catch a break

TIGHT KNIT

spa 2021, where a knitting hobby comes in handy

FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

charles' gf is beloved in the fandom for her love for frienship bracelets

YOU AND ME GOT A WHOLE LOTTA HISTORY

y/n is a historian and it’s not her fault her bf’s job takes him all around the world…

ANGEL BABY, DEVIL CHILD

enemies to lovers blah blah blah

UNDERCOVER VERSTAPPEN

get you a girlfriend who will threaten mutiny to get you a seat at a competent team x verstappen!reader

NONSENSE... OR IS IT?

based on this request: sooo, anyways,,, i was thinking maybe a smau where Charles is playing the guy who Milo was and this obviously breaks the internet even more and this leads to them dating ??? idk, just like a really wholesome one where she was his celebrity crush and now they're dating bc of them getting know each other more bc of the music video.

A VERY NONSENSE CHRISTMAS

based on this request: Hi, how are you can you please write something with Charles x singer reader like a part 2 of "nonsense... or is it?" based on Santa doesn't know you like I do music video something very wholesome idk you can ignore this if you want, hope you have a good day/night 🤍

GUILTY AS SIN? (SERIES)

a contract ends, a relationship is exposed and even with everything on the line, she still loves him x sainz!reader

WHEREVER THE ROOTS MAY LEAD YOU

when one takes an ancestry test they don’t usually expect to find out that their half brother is now racing in formula one… x antonelli!reader

DAY SEVEN: (CHRISTMAS STAR POWER)

oh how one lie can spiral

(PIANO) KEYS TO YOUR HEART

who knew the fan stages could be so romantic?

THE KING OF MONZA CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS

the king of monza can win the race, have his relationship exposed and challenge his soon-to-be father-in-law to a duel, he can do what he wants.

FATHER WHO STEPPED UP

mr leclerc has been spotted with an all too familiar dog recently. x gasly!reader

[softlymaximoff]

Head canons of Agent Romanoff and new SHIELD recruit, Agent Y/N. Part 2

18+ ONLY MEN & MINORS DNI (blank blogs will be blocked you do not have my permission to republish my work onto any platform.

Oliver (the polydactyl cat) has a nasty habit of stealing Natasha’s Nerf Darts, to the point where at the end of each passing week, Nat tallies off how many he’s stolen and gives you that amount of jumping jacks. You’ve never caught on and she’s not gonna tell you until you come clean about housing a stray, yes she saw you rescue it out of a crushed milk carton when he was an angsty teen cat.

Truly hilarious to watch you gentle parent the most bratty and mouthy cat. The day you turned up for training with a sour face and a full sleeve workout shirt, she mentally giggled to herself. But you had a heart of gold and the love of an angel’s warmth so she wasn’t surprised you wrangled with that thing. Impressed almost.

Catnip. Natasha loves feeding Oliver his happy herbs and the cat turns into a complete menace, the zoomies, the race car purrs, the parkour, everything. A sight to see when she hold the gremlin in arms reach and his tail is partaking in a helicopter blade audition with his purrs rumbling through his chest.

You thought it was just orange cat behaviour, the internet feeding you all sorts of lies (somewhat cause orange cats are feral). Nights when he’d return from the edges of the building (you also had a suspicion he was doing recall but who knows) he’d be all hyper and vocal, more than usual.

On rainy days in the compound, most SHIELD recruits would hang out in their common area, a game of ping pong here and there, pool, darts, Nerf Wars around the lounge, anything to have some sort of team bonding experience. You simply read old English or History books in your room or on undercover terrace on the roof, Ollie lounging out with you, working up a bakery with his paws.

Natasha knew, she watched, she learned. She understood.

One afternoon, the stray refused to go anywhere with you, hissing and whinging on his bed of crushed cardboard boxes, (yes you actually had a small cat tree tucked away in the corner but no, Oliver liked his cardboard, old habits never die you concluded). You flipped the stray off, his paw swatting the air in defiance and you retreated up to the rooftop to clear your head.

You had an intel mission within a few days and you were to go with Wanda just out of town. You were stressing, hard. Who would take care of Oliver? What happens if he got out of the compound? What would happen if things went south and you didn’t come back? All these thought were becoming messy and panicky hindering your reflexes when the rooftop door swung open.

A strangled curse made you jump and spin around, coming face to face with your evil child. Behind him was Natasha with a much less impressed expression, “The little fucker climbed into my room and jumped me like his tree. Wouldn’t stop yapping and chirping. I think he’s broken”

Your face, red as ever, turned into a harsh glare towards Oliver. “What is with you today. Some days I think you take me too much for granted little dude” you sighed as the spy shoved the cat into your arms, not missing the way the animal burrowed its head in the crook of your neck. “Traitor” she whispered, a little accent dripping into her tone.

She gave you a smirk and left the rooftop before you could defend yourself with the feline.

When the day came for your intel mission, his cardboard box empty save for a small note tucked away under the top sheet, “He came in to mine this morning. Leave him with me, he’ll be okay. We have enough milk and ham, don’t worry. If he eats it all I’ll teach him how to hunt mice, maybe even scare Clint in the vents x N.R”

You shook your head in amusement and slight offence at the traitorous cat but packed your bags anyway. Wanda came through mid morning, smiling brightly and introducing herself. You greeted her with a nervous wave and introduced yourself, not missing her eyes when they darted over to the cardboard boxes and left over kibble next to the set up.

“Do I even wanna know?” She teased at your flushed cheeks and you shook your head, once again, being caught red handed about owning an animal in the compound. “C’mon Clint’s waiting downstairs, he’d gonna drop us off. I’m sure your little friend is in safe hands. And besides, it’s not often you hear a Russian curse out a cat. The walls are thin, honey, very” the witch chuckled as she helped you pick your bags up.

Safe to say, when you passed the main rooms in the compound on your way to the front entrance, a faint string of Russian curses could be heard followed by “Stop chewing on my Nerf Darts you little-!” Yes. The walls were extremely thin.

[clannfearrunt]

Nintendo essay on not wanting to even consider buffing brellas even a little bit sowwy we just don’t want to ~change how it feels to play~ what is ur Fucking Problem

[mixingandmelting]

hi hii <3 take as long as you need to get to this request or even ignore it if you want to <3

i was wondering what thoughts you have on the batboys dating a reader with a story like jason’s? like they died, maybe they worked for some group of assassins as a kid and died one mission. they get revived and obviously find that weird - also, they’re an adult? - and go back to the hometown of gotham and try to settle down. they actively go out as a ‘civilian’ undercover at night and save a few people from getting mugged maybe but they no longer kill. probably meets the boys because of this and then? i dunno i’m not a writer sorry 😭

A/n: did three of the five since Duke and Damian aren't adults yet 😔

Dick: Gradually Dating

If he had a nickel every time someone close to him was dead then revived using the Lazarus Pit, he’d have four nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened four times: Jason, Cass, Damian, and, now, you. It took a while for him to get closer to you, initially because he was impressed by your skills when taking those muggers only for him to be hook, line, and sinker for you. You’re everything he needed including all the ways he didn’t know he needed. He would be yapping and you would be listening to everything he says and keep it in mind. He could be in the foulest or darkest mood and somehow you’d be able to pull him out of it where he gets flustered when realizing he’s getting spoiled by you. 

He is very much pleased to say he, successfully, got together with you and is the happiest man in all of space and time. It’s a habit for him to pester you constantly with the goal being you cringing at the puns and word play he does. His hands are always on you, no matter the place, time, occasion. In your hands, on your shoulders, around your waist- 24/7 unless he’s on a long-distance mission. He’ll simply bombard you with texts on how much he misses you and asks if you miss him. All because he loves you and you’re cute but that talk is for another day.The only problem he has developed recently is not liking how Jason’s rubbing off on you ever since you met him. Blue will always be better than red and his discowing costume is a masterpiece what do you mean :( 

Jason: Buddies to Dating

The two of you hit things off right from the start when he first met you. Sure, trying to chat with you as you beat up a group of muggers wasn’t the greatest way to begin a relationship but hey. By the end of the night, you both bonded over having similar pasts and became trauma buddies. Having a person who understands what it's like to go through a crappy past like his made you become his go-to person whenever he’s in the dump and going through an episode. You laugh along and share his dark humor. You know the best ways to comfort him. You accept all of him including his flaws with no bias or judgement. Add all that to him thinking you’re stronger than him where you choose not to resent but rather overcome your past- his admiration developed into adoration for you. 

Nothing has changed once the two of you became official, other than him enjoying how he gets to physically hold you more to his heart's content. Really, he’s never been into showing affection but here he is, being the physical affectionate one out of the two of you because he likes making you flush from the simplest things like kissing you on cheek, rubbing circles on the back of your hand when holding hands . Especially in public, which he teases you about all the time. He’s definitely more tamed than Dick though, where he’s not constantly all over you 24/7, though at home, cuddling is a must. So is making sure everyone knows he’s yours and you’re the best person alive. Anyone who argues you’re not can suck it and talk to his fist. 

Tim: Denial to Acceptance

It was from investigating why the rate of mugging during the night dropped that led him to meeting you, after doing a background check on you prior. But color him surprised when you don’t like a certain group of people he knows that’s dipped in the Lazarus Pit. He thought it was out of curiosity and making sure you weren’t planning to become an underground crime-lord that he followed you around and chatted with you whenever he got caught (which was 90% of the time). It seemed like you were struggling and with how nice and kind you were towards everyone and him, he was only trying to help by leaving things you need after he leaves. Then you smiled and- oh shit, he actually likes you. 

It’s still a work in progress in terms of being more expressive in public where recently the two of you successfully hold hands comfortably without either of you getting too self-conscious. Same with the occasional hugs and pecks on the cheek. At home is a different story. He’s completely clingy. Working in your lap or you in his arms always wrapped around you as he follows you around the house, of course helping you out as he does. Displays every form of affection and the fact you reciprocate it makes everything even better. Not that he’s good at hiding it from others at the beginning when he’s always on his phone, texting you, and getting flustered when someone mentions you or you’re with him.