#unhinged / fucking FERAL behavior they're just like

[bhaalsdeepbat]

i literally walked into this space knowing NO ONE, sat off to the side and told them, "I'm sorry, I'm like a cat. I have to just watch for a second, then I'll socialize more." and like. the entire group was just like YEAH MAKES SENSE. no one took it wrong. they just let me observe until i was ready to mesh in more. and now almost two years later I am now burrowed so deeply into this troupe that i wouldn't have the friends or opportunities i have without it.

[brotherwtf]

I’ve just been powering through all your request drabbles and I’m obsessed with them all! If you’re still taking requests can I please have more breeding kink? Listen I know, but I can’t help that I deeply feel John wants Gale knocked up and he won’t be satisfied until he absolutely exhausts himself trying. John begging, “just one more time please, we can do it once more, let me try”, while petting Gale’s stomach!? That’s the type of sexy unhinged behavior I’m hoping you can deliver. Please and thank you!

bestie I'm always taking requests my ask box is never ever closed keep em coming

ohoho but the way John is CONVINCED that he can get Gale pregnant, some animal part of him physically can't fathom the idea of being unable to impregnate his MATE (the lizard brain has taken over whenever John looks at Gale)

fucking him into the bed, muttering absolute filth about how he's gonna get Gale pregnant, this time he's gonna do it, he's gonna shoot so deep inside Gale that it HAS to take hold and put John's babies inside of Gale's womb, Gales too fucked out to even acknowledge what John is saying to him

maybe John keeps apologizing and apologizing after they're finished and Gales super confused, asks why he's sorry, and Johns crying and whining saying "sorry I can't get you pregnant I'm a terrible husband" and Gale's like "ah"

John begs Gale to let him try again only an hour later, says he can get it up again with Gale's help and Gales just like "sure" because he isn't exactly opposed to the idea of fucking John again

and this time John's absolutely feral with it, immediately sliding in and fucking with something animalistic, punching choked moans out of Gales throat as he fucks so deep into Gale

maybe Gale plays along, moaning about how he wants John's babies, wants to be fucked so full and round with them, and it only spurs John on more to fuck even more brutally into Gale

John's a little worse after the second round, cries and whimpers about how he's such a bad husband for not being able to get Gale pregnant, can't even get it up to try again bcs he's so tuckered out, crying into Gale's chest while he rubs a hand up his back, soothing John and telling him it's alright, they can always try again tomorrow

woah who wrote that

[thekeeperof-thefandoms]

Fine. I need mutuals to lose my sanity with so I give you my Hazbin Hotel hcs based off my OCs.

Please I am so fucking abnormal about my OCs and would love to elaborate on them any time!!! Please if you want specifics about their interactions with their respective partner or character sheets (I cant draw vivzie style good and I have some generic AI art of them I refuse to post it because I don't believe in using ai art for anything other than private use. I paid money for the one that's my profile pic cuz its my dnd character.)

Vox with a big tiddy goth girlfriend reader. Short, chubby, v insecure. Also feral adhd gremlin who copes with dark humor. Makes Vox's ADHD worse. They give each other vocal stims. Call and response echolalia. Vox is constantly assaulted by memes now. Honesly they bring out the inner goblin in each other but it's fine cuz it helps Vox unwind and emotionally regulate finally. She's bi too so anytime Vox (who canonically is more into men) finds a guy he likes they can totally bring him in for a threesome. She leans towards women so it goes both ways. She's a sub for women but tops for men (especially Vox's bratty ass).

Alastor with a skinny non binary autistic person. People mistake them for a twink. Some days they're more fem cuz they want to be pretty. Usually anxious, quiet, enjoys reading and listening to Alastor's music or radio static. Then you get them to unmask and they're a barely stable perpetually exhausted creature thriving off of caffeine and memes. Alastor adores their chaos and listening to them ramble. Appreciates they try to find modern culture he'd relate to and enjoy. They spend time co-existing to bond, doing their own thing next to each other. No pressure to initiate intimacy or anything other than friendship. Autistic person gets a lot of Alastor's sensory ick (esp about touch) without being nosy and just accepts their murder gremlin radio friend. (Accidental platonic partners).

Valentino getting a fucking therapist (he needs one. I see the bi-polar theory and as some one who worked with bipolar people I can see it but he could just be a terrible person). That therapist having two main personalities after death (based on a book a read where a person's ghost was split into two people from before and after their trauma). Both are qualified therapists. One's a 2000s emo boy who's esthetic is Laughing Jack. Except plot twist they're from the south (based on a kid I knew in high school). Puts Vox in his place more often than not by just tying him up and whisking him away to have his tantrums in private (they probably [definitely] fucked.) Tough love kinda but in a way that actuall forces Valentino to confront his issues and deal with it. The other is basically if Harley Quinn got a Homestuck Trickster design. Very sweet. Very blunt. Chaos incarnate. Elaborately finds ways to put Valentino in situations that make him uncomfortable so he has to deal with them and then pavloving him with candy or sex when he's a good person. They're both helping in their own way because now Valentino has to think about his actions, emotionally regulate, and is rewarded for good behavior. The whole dynamic is cute and sexy but also kinda twisted.

Plot twist, Alastor's accidental QPR, Vox's chaos thicc witch, and the unhinged therapy duo are all besties from when they were alive and it means Vox and Alastor have to be civil to each other cuz their partners are friends and they don't wanna upset them.

Bonus points cuz they make friends with Angel and Angel gets to watch two candy themed clowns walk his boss's ass like a dog.

Lucifer gets the AUDHD diagnosis he didn't know he needed ("oh, that's what's wrong with me"), lots of comfort and validation, and a healthy dose of therapy as well.

[kyouka-supremacy]

I usually like to imagine that Beast! Sskk's relationship is just as intense and, if not, even more tumultuous than than canon! Sskk, but the other part of me says they get together quicker (whether they work together as partners quicker or simply become boyfriends quicker, your pick) entirely because I find the prospect of the beast! ADA interaction with Beast! Atsushi so funny

Like on one hand, Atsushi is known as the White Reaper of the Port Mafia, one of the most terrifying and ruthless assassins. But he also has the personality of a very skittish cat that stands in corner of the room and does not talk to people aside from stare at them (its the anxiety) but since he masks his usual emotions so much he just looks really menacing.

And on the flip side the ADA cherishes Akutagawa; they trust him and they believe in his intuition, so if Akutagawa assured them that there is no harm in Atsushi's presence, then surely they have nothing to worry about, right? Yeah but they forget Akutagawa's weird as fuck and finds companionship in the most questionable people, so they should've figured to prepare themselves in advance

So now there are rules in the ADA regarding Atsushi when he is in their building:

1.) Akutagawa needs to stay in the room and keep atsushi company for everybody's mental health (so many weapons came out in the 3 minutes it took for Akutagawa to go to the cafe for a snack and come back)

2.) Dont stare tiger boy in the eyes too long he'll get defensive (at least he was kind enough to repair the broken wall in the agency office)

3.) Dont turn the lights off when he's in the room he blends too well in the dark (everyone had at least 2 heart attacks cause they couldn't see or tell he was there)

4.) Dont take photos of him he'll know when the camera is pointed at him (fukuzawa tried to video him playing with the trinkets and Akutagawa's desk and he got so embarrassed he left and ghosted everyone for a few weeks)

5.) Dont comment on the amount of sugar he takes (emotional support sugar packets for his coffee. Same incident as rule.4)

6.) If sskk does some out of pocket homoerotic enemies type shit, ignore them. They're not gonna stop. (Ada made a betting pool, and it keeps pooling in more money. Akutagawa doesn't know its existence yet)

Okay first of all Anon THANK YOU I LOVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT LITERALLY NOTHING IS GOING TO EVER GIVE ME AS MUCH JOY AS OPENING MY ASKBOX TO SEE A LONG ASK TALKING ABOUT BEAST SSKK. DAY WEEK MONTH ABSOLUTELY MADE I LOVE YOU FOREVER.

Second of all Beast ada is SO unhinged, they all literally went “this is our little murderous wet dog of a new member and this is his doubly murderous catboyfriend”. I love the set of rules, in my mind Kunikida actually wrote them down and hang them next to the door of Fukuzawa's office, hoping it could help avoid confusion in the office as much as possible. They are updated occasionally. I love Atsushi being... Completely unstable like yeah that's literally everything Beast Atsushi is (on the verge of breakdown / violent panic attack 24/7). Like he IS a feral cat he IS going to launch at you and scratch your face. And I LOVE how Akutagawa's presence instantly calms him because??? It would??? Because they have this unmatched connection and Atsushi knows no one understands him as deeply as Akutagawa does, and that at least is comforting and soothes him and makes him feel safe. + major abandonment issues that will have him quietly (and then not so quietly) spiral into panic as soon as Akutagawa is gone and he's left alone in an environment he's not familiar with. I'm dying at the idea of Atsushi ghosting the ada for weeks on more than one occasion that's such a dysfunctional behavior and that's so him I love it. I love all of these brilliant spectacular showstopping thank you so much Anon I owe you my life

[hongtiddiez]

last twilight ep 5 thoughts feelings etc.

eyy actually watched this earlier and rewatching it, so things should be a little less feral and unhinged. actually took notes my first watch through as well (wtf am i doing)

once again i love how stories are our constant companions in this show. i love how they keep playing with the parallels between worlds, it's one of my absolute favorite things in storytelling.

i love the fact that day is now 'invisible' in the world of badminton but he can still experience all of the joy of the game by supporting his friends. badminton was such a big part of his life and he doesn't have to leave it all behind, he just experiences it a little differently now.

film is so fucking pretty even covered in 'sweat.' i do love the show let her be 'sweaty' and disheveled instead of having perfect hair and make up after what was clearly a hard game. GIVE ME SWEATY WOMEN. (god im so gay)

so i said it last week but the only time we've ever seen mhok be violent is when he's been protecting the people close to him. (his garage bro, porjai x 2, etc) and we see him ready to do it again when august confronts day. there is no doubt in my mind that mhok was fully prepared to bury that bitch for even daring to make day the slightest bit afraid.

and god how scary does that have to be? you can't see, you're already nervous to be here, and suddenly someone is shouting at you - and maybe you don't recognize them at first because you haven't heard their voice in over a year but all you know is they're coming closer and they're so angry. i can't imagine anything scarier than that.

ahh, a broken picture frame representing a broken bond, an absolute classic metaphor. an oldie but a goodie.

once again i love that we see day's rage. anger really is such a big part of coming to terms with being disabled. i got some bad news a few weeks ago about my own disease and i've spent the last few weeks so angry and frustrated and then just sad. it's such a complex journey and the show is doing an absolutely brilliant job of showing that.

i do owe day's family a small smidgen of an apology since day is the one that asked it to be kept a secret, HOWEVER, i do think that conversation should have been revisited after a fucking year. how long were they just going to let him live in isolation? like cool for respecting his agency, not cool for letting him waste away in a tomb of his own making.

FINALLY WE GET MHOK OPENING UP.

so here's the thing with mhok. i love him. no - the real thing is i see so much of myself in him. my friends and family constantly get frustrated with me because i will never tell them when something is wrong or when i'm shouldering a lot of emotions about something. when i got the bad news about my disease i hid in my office and cried at my desk and then cleaned myself up and pretended nothing happened. fuck, i feel like i understand mhok on such a deep level.

not to get too into it but my own habits stem from neglect in my formative years, and i have to wonder if mhok's behavior maybe stems from his isolation in prison? oftentimes people with these behavior patterns will self isolate, either deal with or bury their emotions, and then emerge back into their friend group as if nothing happened. (am i talking about myself again? shhh.) mhok didn't really have a choice - sure you can write letters, have visitors, but a large part of his day was probably handling his grief in solitude. he's probably gotten so good at "handling it" and pushing everything down and dealing with everything in silence that he doesn't know how to handle it any other way now.

to make things worse, it happened over a year ago. he probably feels like he should be "over it" and not make it a big deal. maybe i'm projecting just a smidge (just a lot) but i do think it's something interesting to keep in mind. either way, him finally talking about rung to day is fucking MASSIVE, both for their relationship and mhok's emotional wellbeing.

august is fucking king of mixed signals and i don't super like that he looked for mhok's permission to lead day through the court. why the fuck are you looking at mhok when you could just ask day? if you look closely, as mhok is letting go day curls his fingers around the hand that mhok uses to remove his hand from his arm.

i do love we see mhok pushing day a little more out of his comfort zone as he did in earlier episodes.

porjai is so fucking pretty. is there anything more attractive than a woman in shorts and an oversized band tee? no. no there is not.

and again we see how much time and effort mhok has put into being day's caretaker - and his friend. he did research and learned methods that would make dining out easier for day. i love him so much! i don't know how day could still be thinking about august after that adorable little date.

UGH OKAY SO. HERE'S WHERE WE GET INTO MY BIG FEELINGS.

in my opinion, the theme of this episode has been "being late." here's why.

the boys were very nearly, or were, late to gee's badminton game

you could consider mhok 'late' to tell day about rung

day thinks he's too late to confess to august

mhok realizes he's come into day's life too late to receive his affection

and then we have august's literal late arrival (i still dont know what fucking game this jackass is playing)

this also ties in to a little trend i've been noticing in regards to mhok that oftentimes he's too late in life.

he was too late to save rung, and learned of her death late

he was too late to receive the mechanic job as it had 'already been given to someone else'

he was a late arrival to the interview to become day's caretaker

and again, he's entered day's life too late to receive his affection (or so he thinks)

i genuinely don't know if this is intentional, but i think it's something interesting to draw connections to.

anyway, again, i dont know what the fuck august's deal is but i can tell you if i was day i'd be getting over my feelings for him real fucking quick. i don't super like that august shows up, hears about day's feelings, and asks mhok to keep his being there a secret - but i do understand it and i do understand mhok's side of things. i don't think he does it out of his own selfishness, i think rather he realizes august likely doesn't return day's affection and letting him think august didn't show up is possibly the kinder of the two scenarios. (my only hope is we don't see august return and try to woo day or something later with this knowledge)

i do love that mhok stayed. he was concerned and it might seem a little overbearing but day was clearly nervous for this outing and all in all it's good that he stayed. and then he made sure to salvage the evening for day and take him out on a proper date. maybe it's not the date day wanted but it looks like he had a great time (perhaps even a better time) spending a day with someone he could relax and be himself around.

flowers have so many different meanings across cultures and tbh i'm far to tired to dig into the thai meaning of hydrangeas (if there are any) but i do think hydrangeas are neat. this is prob common knowledge but the color of hydrangea petals is determined by the ph balance in the soil they're grown in. (blue hydrangeas grow in soil with a ph balance of 5.2-5.5, far more in the base range than red hydrangeas that grow in a ph balance of 6.0-6.2, and once the soil reaches acidic levels it tends to produce pink flowers) i guess maybe if you wanted you could draw a connection to how malleable mhok is becoming and how his environment is changing him.

scientifically, sunflowers are also an interesting flower because they are often used to heal damaged and irradiated soil. they're so fucking resilient and help heal the world around them. i think there's a lot of connections we can make there with both mhok and day, regardless of flower symbolism and going purely on science.

anyway sorry to be a science nerd.

that's all ive really got for this episode, i say, as if i have not written you all a novel. this show continues to make me feel so much and tickle my brain in such a delightful way. between this and moonlight chicken p'aof has definitely made me a fan for life.

tag loves: @benkaaoi | @callipigio | @lookwhatihave (once again pls always feel free to lmk if you want to be added or removed)

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#this remain me about the time levi texted mc about him standing for the statue that he broke and he start his deep thinking about his life.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Heat/Rut with the Brothers

Okay, since I'm a sucker for this kind of headcanon. I might as well pitch in this :D

Note: So first off, this affects MC/Reader as well. Since pheromones/scent does alter others behavior hence (Behavior-altering agent) Plus it serves as aphrodisiac.

That being said this all consensual from both party.

And Their state of heat/rut change depends on if they have a mate or not. And this all with GN!MC

Warning: Talk of sex, heavily implied, mention of being fucked! (But no actual smut), Some prick comments in Belphie's part.

(Minor DNI)

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#4

Hey new info about the HOL

So, this by @/Maon_ObeyMe.

So safe to that the brothers room are in the second floor and MC's/our room is at the first floor.

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948 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

#3

Demonic/Monstrous Headcanons

This is a basic headcanon for my Demonic/Monstrous!AU

Summary: There are three stages of demon forms after the "Suppress" form (Aka the normal and more human looking demon form) which gets more feral and unhinge further to the forms.

Mid form: Which develop some traits of their Tame form. The Most Human looking with their sclera are black and their arms and legs change into Talon, scales, and insectoid/arachnid like hands and feet.

Tamed form: This form is more on the line of feral without sinister and animalistic instinct. Just think feral form by standing upright bipedally and be able to talk normally.

Feral form: No human traits whatsoever. All are on all fours (or more), have an instinct to corrupt or devour humans and other demons. Higher demons tend to see each other as threats and will attack and try to kill one other with or without familial ties.

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#2

This is the reason that they use their animal outfits

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1,861 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Wrong type of "Daddy"

Adult Chat (12)

MC: My Daddy is coming to devildom.

Almost all of the men in the chat send shock emoji.

Mammon: What!

Asmodeus: Oh~ MC you naughty little thing you ♡

MC: Oh right my bad. I meant my father.

MC: I call him Daddy at times.

Lucifer: Is this why you don't call me daddy in bed?

Mammon: You what!!

Belphegor: Beel didn't you tell me that you want to ask MC to call you that.

Beel: *nodding emoji*

Asmodeus: Beel! I never thought you be that kind of demon

Diavolo: No wonder Barbatos told me not to ask them about the same thing.

Barbatos: Please sir, that warning was suppose to be private.

Simeon: So... what about the thing you told me?

Simeon: You called me grandpa?

Solomon: That was a jab at your tech knowledge, Simeon.

Simeon: Really?

Solomon: Yes, because your not the only one they made that joke.

Leviathan: Why do I have the feeling I was guessing right on who has the whole daddy kink in this group.

Satan: am I in you're guess?

Leviathan: No...?

Leviathan: Wait! Are you?!?!

Satan left the group.

Lucifer: Back to the topic in hand.

Lucifer: How is your father going to travel from the human world to devildom?

MC: Oh that!

MC: His fiancé is a witch. So they're going to visit before they travel all over the place.

Satan join the chat

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[ghostypetrainer]

Love those aus where Ingo is sent back without much of a plan because sooner or later they always end up at a point where Emmet is stuck on some more of transportation, with the aura of a parent who has to go get their kid after police picked them up somewhere.

It's great.

Especially because we all know that both of the twins definitely keep up a certain public image of professionalism especially Ingo who is the most polite person alive. And then he's gone. And the next time you hear about him, YEARS later mind you, he's doing some crazy person vigilante stuff on the other side of the fucking globe.

Like. I just love it.

And then you have the public just kinda assuming that maybe subway boss Ingo was just always feral and unhinged in private and his serious public persona was just one hell of an exercise in self-control. Just to have his close friends and family just as fucking confused because nope. That's also definitely fucking bizarre to them.

The public just assumes that the Ingo they're familiar with has just been a well constructed public facing facade and that the real Ingo has always been a weird feral mountain man at his core. And you know what? That's his business. Maybe he just got tired of acting so professional all the time!! They can't exactly blame him. I mean, he does work in public transit after all, and even if you have the patience of a saint like Ingo does, there's definitely a threshold there!! Truly just the manifestation of aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

But no. This behavior is totally new. His friends and family are baffled by it. They have no idea what's happening. Maybe Ingo did get tired of being nice and just went apeshit. They don't know!! They have to actually find him first!!!

[itsyaboighostie]

Reverse Roles and Ghostly Trio Au Mashup

Ok so hear me out- imagine this: Vlad Masters, old friend of Mr. and Mrs. Fenton, ghostly protector, menace, and Mayor of Amity Park, is out one night patrolling as Plasmius when boom, a loud explosion echos from the highschool. Going to investigate, he finds a trio of half dead teenagers wrecking havoc onto said school. Soon enough Vlad finds out they're Halfas and feels a little less lonely at the cost of having to parent 3 extremely dangerous kids because who else would? Definitely not their parents that's for sure.

Parental Vlad content WITH character development involving our favorite Trio. The perfect combo. I can imagine Vlad being out of town in Wisconsin when the Portal incident happened. As soon as he came back to damage reports and rumors of new Ghosts, he immediately began searching for them only to find them in the middle of destroying the highschool one night.

Tucker is a black hat hacker, often causing breaches in big companies security for money. Known as 'The Pharaoh', he was one of the more untraceable hackers, leaving millionaires broke within every attack. As a child his parents often left him with electronics (yes Tucker was an Ipad kid) and didn't bother giving him any attention, leaving him on his own for most days. He started learning how to code to cope with the absence of parental supervision. People who know him often describe him as unmannered and sloppy, putting his feet up onto tables and such. Despite this, he is relatively nice when you speak to him.

Sam is more aggressive when it comes to protesting and campaigns. She still advocates towards things such as saving the frogs but with a bat littered with nails and a riot behind her fully prepared to storm a government building. She can, will, and has assaulted government officials and most people that have anything to do with politics. Anyone who openly disagrees with her will get their jaw broken (Danny and her have gone at each other multiple times because of this and somehow still tolerate the other). She's been charged multiple times with acts of assault, destruction of private property, and more but her parents always bribe the state to let her off the hook. Basically the same as in the show but instead of trying to make her seem more feminine, her parents will actively burn and destroy anything they have not deemed 'girly enough' and verbally berate her for it. Any attempts at conversation will just end up in her ranting about planing another riot or what you're doing wrong with your life.

Danny's hands are rated E for everyone. Even children. He's considered the more feral one out of the three, continually picking fights with anyone who looks at him funny. It has gotten to the point where only Dash would even bother to fuck with him. Even though both occupants usually end up having to go to the hospital (mainly Dash) because one has an ego and the other has Mommy and Daddy issues. Obviously neither are gonna stop until one of them drops dead and even then that's not gonna happen. Jack and Maddie were too engrossed into their work to care for their children and equipment, often leaving them lying around. Jazz ended up taking care of him most of the time but someone who's only 2 years older can only do so much. Anytime he'd attempt to at least get along with his parents by 'helping' with their ghost work, they'd just tell him off for doing everything wrong. Learned behavior from Sam, Ecto Contamination, and neglect are the mains reasons as to why Danny has jumped teachers before because they gave him a bad grade, hello misplaced agression. Sam and him have gotten into many many many fights because Danny suddenly decided he wanted to fight the Nasty Burger Cashier for giving him an extra pickle. Don't even bother trying to talk to him, he'll probably bite you. (I like seeing the children unhinged ok-)

After the Portal Accident, 'The Pharaoh' suddenly disappeared coincidentally at the same time the 'Ghouly Virus' started appeared out of thin air. It comes in the form of an Email, once opened any electronics in the area with power down before Tuckers ghost decides to make an appearance. He usually ends up trashing and robing the place before disappearing, leaving the victim scarred for life and their bank account emptier than the 20 water bottles he probably has laying around in his room. Vlad ended up paying Tucker to go after bad people and to help his company find any security flaws instead. Besides showing him to use his powers for good, Vlad took it upon himself to teach him proper manners and how to act towards others.

Mourner is known for haunting politicians and the occasional Spencers. Her and Ghouly (yes, she forces Tucker to help her) have been seen multiple times breaking into buildings and corrupting computer files. If Vlad had a penny everytime she managed to convince an concerning amount of Ghost to raid the city, he'd have two pennies. Not a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Since Sam was hellbent on getting change, Vlad showed her a more pacifist way of going about things and offered to help support her cause. He has been seen going to the mall with her to buy clothes she likes.

Phantom, unsurprisingly, has a reputation for destroying property and an ongoing record of 7 buildings collapsed from his tantrums. Most Ghost don't bother him, especially since Skulker attempted to kidnap him thinking his suit was enough protection only for it to get dismantled two minutes into the fight. As much as he despises his parents, he still managed to learn a thing or two about technology. His first real one on one meeting with Vlad, the older genuinely thought he had some sort of disease before realizing that's just how he is (he ended up contracting rabies at one point but Vlad didn't notice till Sam and Tucker actively started avoiding him). The older Halfa started fighting Danny to help him relieve stress and got him a therapy animal (by therapy animal I mean a blob ghost he had Skulker catch and threatened Spectra to train) after he saw him petting a street cat to help with anger issues.

[sixstepsaway]

My rant may have gotten a little unhinged there, so pardon the caps and and wild swerves in topic. You've got a great point in how their interactions show that they know Izzy is mostly talk. And Fang really is worried about poor Izzy's foot, isn't he? Also, in regards to that scene, when injured angry Izzy comes in snarling about the books not being thrown overboard, Ivan looks kinda taken aback. "It's a lot of books, Izzy." Not only is he comfortable talking back, Ivan seems surprised that Izzy would say something like that. I get the sense that while Izzy might be on everyone's ass about work, he isn't generally the type to push people to work harder if they're already doing their job. (I also think this suggests Izzy is afraid of Ed now in a way he wasn't before. They need to move fast, or who knows what Ed might do?) No one's had to deal with forced autocannibalism from Izzy on that crew. And I do know what you mean about the spat and pushing away with Stede. Ed tends to flee when rejected or feeling rejected. But my visions of the future have made me realize something so important. Point 1: We've established poor behavior on both Izzy and Fang's parts in regards to each other, and the need for communication. That means there's a good chance character development stuff might involve them communicating to one another. I have Reasons to believe the Izzy the Spewer incident might come up again as a topic for discussion. Point 2: Confirmed babygirl kinkster who is only capable of expressing physical affection toward men in violently charged interactions frequently pulls large, daddy-shaped man's beard. -dd anon

nonny. nonny. nonny. nonny of my heart. i've been staring at this fucking message since you sent it nonny and i havent gotten any less feral over my brain suddenly opening up and the skies parting and all i can see is izzy/fang. nonny. i had to sit here for this long before i could come up with a reply to the rest, nonny.

Okay, the rest:

I think maybe something that we're not really adding to our thoughts is that we've actually only really seen Izzy as attempting-to-be-first-mate of the Revenge? Not of Ed's ship?

So, as a brief rundown of the Revenge from what we've been shown so far: they are a crew who were scooped up from god knows where, on a ship that's pristine because it was literally built all of a month ago, the crew are being paid wages rather than having to work for their dinner, no one ever actually seems to do ship things except maybe Buttons who seems to have a clue what he's doing but I don't think I've seen him actually work either, and no matter how much some may argue they're real pirates, they all hide behind the ship in 1x01 when the English show up, just like Stede.

Furthermore, the ship's surgeon is actually the cook (and although he's sewed up his shoulder in the past and makes a bangin' orange cake and goes in to amputate Lucius' finger, we don't know that he's actually qualified to be the surgeon), Stede had no idea Jim was "really a woman" (I mean, they're not, but you get my drift for the early episodes), and in 1x02 they forgot to steer the ship, which is why they ran aground.

So when Izzy comes around in 1x05 and is trying to do his job, which is basically to oversee and wrangle the crew into doing their jobs, what he finds is that there are two functional crew members (Ivan and Fang, who they brought along from their ship), and a bunch of folks that... don't do their jobs.

Literally in 1x05 you have Frenchie who went off and put on nice clothes he found from their raid (which is not working, though he did look dapper), Stede and Ed very distracted by the invitation, Lucius and Stede swinging their legs watching Ivan do all the work of going through the bodies for loot, Fang who is--

Wait, hold on. What is Fang doing?

I mean the general, main answer is "attending Ed", which makes sense because they're on someone else's ship and it makes perfect sense to have Fang nearby while Ed and Stede are distracted, just in case something bad happens.

But what is he actively doing in this scene? Is he knitting? Sewing? What? What? WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS HANDS? You literally only see him in this shot and I am losing my mind because I want to know what he's doing???? fuck!

Anyway, Fang is off skinning a guy for Ed after this, Lucius and Pete are fucking in the storeroom amongst the food while Wee John takes a nap, Frenchie and Oluwande go over to the ship with Ed and Stede, and when you get wide shots you can see literally no one is working on that ship.

Izzy is losing his shit and yelling at Lucius because every time he turns his head, no one is doing anything. It's a ship! It needs a crew because the crew keep it moving and functioning and clean.

Like, I understand if cleaning barnacles isn't Lucius' job, but someone has to do it?

So Izzy is presented with a ship whose crew is just, not doing their jobs, and all we really get to see is Izzy yelling at them and trying his darndest to actually get them to work, while they're just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ meh it practically sails itself.

What we don't see is how Ed's ship runs. We don't see how his crew work, we don't see whether Izzy has to yell at everyone on that ship or if all he has to do is hand out a chore roster and everyone does their jobs.

If everyone is doing their jobs and pulling their weight, it's likely that they're treated with the respect they've earned and deserve as working and functioning members of the crew, and that their needs are also seen to, and who would be in charge of seeing to their needs?

Izzy.

Extra points: in the books scene, Ivan calls Izzy by his first name, Fang calls him 'boss', but the tone he uses makes it sound less like a mandatory title like when Izzy tells Lucius he expects sir or first mate hands or god or whatever, and more like he's showing him respect in return, the respect he's earned from that crew.

I get the sense that while Izzy might be on everyone's ass about work, he isn't generally the type to push people to work harder if they're already doing their job. (I also think this suggests Izzy is afraid of Ed now in a way he wasn't before. They need to move fast, or who knows what Ed might do?) No one's had to deal with forced autocannibalism from Izzy on that crew.

This, too. There's "expects the crew to do their jobs" and there's "is unreasonable about it", and there's no actual demonstration that Izzy is ever unreasonable about it. He just wants them to do their jobs and pull their weight!

[ruthlesslistener]

Taniks Headcanons

-Taught himself engineering and computer sciences so that he wouldn't be dependent on others. His style is well-known for being crude, yet efficient

Also mandatory disclaimer that I've only been playing for a couple of months now so if anything contradicts canon, that's why

-The very definition of feral. He doesn't know how to cook or anything, he just eats the components raw. Part of this is because his previous Kell treated their dregs like shit, part of it is just Taniks not being picky about his food. He's probably eaten roadkill before with no qualms about it

-Doesn't actually care about the killing part of being a mercenary, just likes the challenge of the fight. He's always seeking new ways to beat his old records, and has the trophies to show it

-Taught himself engineering and computer sciences so that he wouldn't be dependant on others. His style is well-known for being crude, yet efficient

-Fucks. A lot, actually. He's pretty sure that he's sterilized himself, so he's pretty much fair game. Generally won't go for anyone lower than a baron, though, partially because he's rough as hell and partially because he enjoys pissing off those who consider themselves to be higher-ranking than him. He'll do anything to get his dick wet, but he does have some standards, even if they're pretty much negligible

-Will not submit or listen to anyone unless they have the strength to properly impress him, and even then it's a gamble on if he's actually choosing to be respectful or just fucking with you. The leaders of most houses that enlist his service learn real quick that Taniks should be left to his own devices if they want to keep their arms, and to keep dominance displays to a bare minimum. Those who've had the most success dealing with him are the ones who know that he'll try to bait others into pulling rank specifically so that he can push back against them and make a fool out of them

-Rules are suggestions that are fun to throw around until they become a hindrance. So is honour. He likes to pretend to be honourable and follow his employer's whims, but it's never anything more than that- a farce

-One of the few Eliksni that actively spent a great deal of time away from any social groups, which reflects on his mental state. Eliksni are highly social beings, and part of the reason why Taniks can go from mildly amused to murderously unhinged at the drop of a hat is because of how isolated he is from other Eliksni. As well as the brain damage from several subsequent deaths, but that's negligible compared to the damage done by his lack of proper socialization/family structure

-Has many games downloaded to play in his visor when he's bored. Doom is one of them.

-Has purposely made himself immune to alcohol and most poisons, mostly out of boredom rather than necessity. If a guardian can't kill him, then poison sure as fuck won't

-Tends to avoid the hatchling, dreg, and elder sections of house ketches like the plague. Most assume that this is because he has a deep disdain for weakness, but others claim that they've seen him freeze up when he hears a hatchling cry. Taniks himself won't admit to such behaviors, and remains carefully neutral when the topic is brought up to him, so nobody knows what the actual answer is

-Has an odd fondness for raw carrots

-Surprisingly intellectually driven/curious; if he wants to figure something out, then nothing will stop him. If he wasn't batshit, he might have made a good scholar, scientist, or tactitian, but he was never given that chance, so now he whets the blade of his mind on the corpses of Guardians

-Intentionally rigged himself to be part machine so that he would never have to depend on others for Ether; all the rest of the machine bits just got added on the more he got mauled while killing things. Pretty much all that’s organic of him now is his lower abdomen and upper thighs.

-Not Riisborn, so no horns or nubs of where the horns might have once been, but if he did have them his head would look like a horned lizard. Observe.

-Any area that he lives in is extremely neat, with a meticulous level of organization that would startle most people. The only exception is his nest, which is almost always a barebones mess of whatever scraps he could find haphazardly chucked together. Comfort doesn't really mean much when you can turn off your pain receptors on a whim.

-Natural carapace colour is a muddy, super dark pink

-His scent glands have been obliterated, so he pretty much just smells like old blood, burning flesh, and hot metal all the time. He acts like this doesn't bother him, but he is far more territorial and possessive than any Eliksni that can scentmark their belongings

-...Come to think of it, pretty much all of Taniks can be boiled down to 'was treated like absolute shit as a child so now the lack of socialization and proper care makes me batshit crazy'

-Respects any and all Eliksni that can potentially kill him, however Eramis is one of the few people that he genuinely holds a deep respect for. This is because she never tried to pull rank on him and is an absolutely terrible enabler. As such, she is the only female allowed to use his broodpouch for its intended purpose, if anyone else even suggested laying eggs in him he'd claw them half to death. Just because he's sure he properly sterilized himself doesn't mean he's okay with some random asshole laying eggs in him, Eramis is pretty much the only egg-producing Eliksni he trusts enough to let near him during breeding season

-His sexuality is 'if it can probably kill me, I'm putting my dick in it'. Romance is completely off the table, there’s no way in hell he’s going to let himself become weak for anyone

-Compulsive picker/chewer, would claw his own carapace off if he had any left. Chewing is luckily relieved by gnawing on random crap, but until he replaced his body with mostly metal, he had to have his claws wrapped up so that he wouldn’t continuously tear open any wounds he got. Still pulls off his own metal plates, but he’s fiddled with the latches enough that he can easily pick them off and then put them back on again

-Can only fall asleep to the sound of soft music or the hum of a moving skiff/ketch. Any other form of rest is just him resting his body, he’s on much too high alert to fall asleep otherwise.

-When he does fall asleep he prefers the cat shrimp position

-Likes spicy food well enough, but prefers sweet things over spice. Or maybe in combination. Really anything with flavor is something he’s going to savor

-In all honesty I think the best summarization of his character is a feral tomcat that got separated from his mother far too early and is now roaming the streets as a wild beast that cannot be tamed. He either needs to be neutered to calm down or he needs someone to teach him how to mingle with other Eliksni, perhaps with force and a fuckton of weighted blankets

[wolviecore]

No but like- I think it'd be SO goddam funny if the Ghoulies were a consistent part of the show. Just to marvel at how fucking UNHINGED northsiders are. Like- they're a group of teenagers/young adults who do engage in criminal activity and otherwise feral behavior. But they also wear Marilyn Manson make up and like to wear sparkly jackets. They specialize in street racing, vandalism, and the worst thing about them is probably drug slingling. And unproven rumors of cannibalism. Imagine them hearing the shit going down in the Northside?????

Malachi and his Ghoulies hearing about the father that father killed his own son, the scary Blossom heiress keeping her twin's corpse in a wheelchair and pretended he was still alive, the fucking???? Organ stealing camp, the CULTS, the throwing a whole ass baby in the fire????? Penelope being a dominatrix for hire and requesting a brothel at a fucking world domination meeting, Pervy ass teachers sniffing after students like its rabbit season, Hiram's daughter opening a fucking night club, suburban white dads being serial killers, Archie fighting a FUCKING bear and thinking he was the next Muhammed Ali in that boxing match with Hiram, the whole Dark Betty jackassery, and MORE:

[nitewrighter]

I so love that you have 2 types of feral fankid ocs haha. You can take your pick from truly unhinged with Phospo and unnervingly odd with Akasha!

Look, most of my fankids are feral because they're all some degree of traumatized, it's just very situational. With Phospho and Akasha it's just... definitely harder to hide for those two because one is from Hell-Fuck Post Apocalyptic Australia where that behavior is basically culturally ingrained, and the other was hurtling through The Void for five years.

I remember watching Mr. Hickey in the Terror and just thinking "He's like my Jaime :)" despite Hickey being... y'know... like... the worst. I dunno, there's something about all your humanity being boiled down to a single burning, furious nerve of survivalism, and those situations can take different shapes for different people.