#unrealistic body standards

[bludpudding]

the reason corinthian excels in luring in gay men is because he is quite literally a gutless bottom. there's nothing in there. nothing but a hole in the most anatomical sense

[superbeans89]

Tfw you’re only ripped when dehydrated

[snowgall]

Link to twitter thread:

[trixxedheart]

It is amazing how the "people that love and uplift transwomen" website will instantly fucking maul a transwoman if she even remotely insinuate that using radfem rhetoric harms trans people

[snoopyracing]

when you’re reading a fic and it says something about you wearing lando’s hoodie and its “oversized” on you… when this is literally lando… 😭

[canisalbus]

found this little statuette at a diy shop and it immediately made me think of vasco 😭

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[bloody-arty-myths]

My babygirl, my Mr Leader of the Free Galaxy, my precious tragic victim of war, my sacrifical lamb, the light of my day

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

i knew it would happen but oh my god. oh my. fucking god. i couldn't imagine it would be so bad when requesting. i was thinking about the lola propaganda and emo boy lovers and the gross freak haters. i couldn't possibly imagine that he would get such a GIANT pass percentage. yes there's six more hours to go but i know it's going to get worse over the night. As the blog curator is he really now the most passed on character I'm curious

Currently Masterson is still at a higher percentage than Beast Machines Rattrap, who I believe is our current Least Fuckable character. Masterson clears the bar by a whole percent.

And with your help we can set the bar even lower. It's not too late to Get His Ass

I don't know beachcomber too well but any humanfucker bots are welcome here.

Admittedly I was thinking at least a little bit about the rescue bots when I wrote the post because I swear to Primus every one of the main cast of bots is trying to fuck humans. Not even necessarily their human partners specifically (boulder and heatwave absolutely are tho), but at some point, every one of the bots has Said or Done Some Shit in the show that reads like they're interested in getting with humans. Prowl "I've fantasized about being human before" TFA walked so the rescue bots could sprint.

(I've also just kinda had Boulder/Graham Brainrot lately, so that might be contributing lmao)

[cartoonscientist]

[cringecorp]

(to the tune of short skirt/long jacket by cake)

i want a girl whose hair is curly

i want a girl whose hair is straight

i want a girl with hair that is quantum mechanically

in a superposition of two different states

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

I just want Webtoon authors to understand that you can't have your male lead be built like a brick wall AND ALSO be a bishounen. he just looks like this:

[lottieno9]

Tik Tok doesn't have unrealistic body standards it has unrealistic Letterboxd standards fuck you mean you've watched 127 movies this year its March

[knightofleo]

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[average-emo-enigma]

2020 beauty standard (Lavendertowne didn’t do this one in her video and I was unsatisfied so I made my own)

If Lavendertowne saw this that would be soooo cool

[toaster-toads]

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Can we just normalize body hair on women already…?

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Like I mean, seriously y'all... I don't want to spend four hours in the shower every two nights shaving every part of my body to appear smooth and hairless like society sells us to be… ;-;

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ I AM A WOMAN. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

I HAVE NORMAL BODY HAIR, ON MY ARMS, FACE, TORSO, LEGS, UNDERARMS, BACK, BUTT, WOMAN PARTS, FINGERS, AND EVEN MY TOES!

SOME OF IT IS DARK AND COURSE, SOME IS LIGHT AND FINE, SOME MIGHT JUST BE PEACH FUZZ…

💖 IT’S NORMAL. I’M BEAUTUFUL. 💖

☆‧͙⁺˚*･ IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU GO HUG ON A RAW CHICKEN IF THAT’S WHAT YOU LIKE, YOU PIECE OF UNREALISTIC TRASH… ☆‧͙⁺˚*･

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(Just needed that off my chest...)

[laggs-cringe-corner]

ok so for the victory animation,,, where did his organs go