#valentines meme

[brightsunnystudio]

[bisamwilson]

tfatws sambucky valentines

+ bonus:

[wearedeadfancy]

Love is for life, not just for Valentine’s day… But it is also very much for Valentine’s day which is both mandatory and not very far away! 

So get your love confirmation rectangles sorted today!

Fortunately, we have just dropped a whole new raunchy range of retro and vintage style Valentine’s day cards to our Etsy shop.

Disarmingly cute, old school artwork and funny, flirty and f*cking outrageous captions. 

Great Valentine gifts for long suffering loved ones, available to buy online now! 

Shop the whole collection here, direct links below:

PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP

CAUGHT FELINES

BUTT STUFF?

THE BEST HUSBAND I’VE GOT

SIT ON MY FACE

FINGERING

I AM GAY FOR YOU

DOOM SCROLLING

YOU’LL DO!

PUCKER UP BUCKAROO

I AM A DOG

SHOW US YOUR TITS

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

Cursed historical Valentines be upon ye again

[vigilbutts]

uhhh i saw people doing these so why not. anyways.

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Kalla is great for cuddling with and she can even become a furnace if you're feeling cold. A very fluffy snuggly furnace. She loves picking people up and fighting or wrestling with people... and holding people... Very hands-on gal. Get manhandled, nerd (but only if you're down for that). Just... don't let her cook anything. It will be both burnt and undercooked at the same time. There is also a chance she won't know it's a romantic date instead of a platonic date, because she is kinda dense. Lastly, don't mind the flames, they won't hurt you.

Luis gets a bit awkward on dates or when talking with new people because he is a bit of a workaholic and does not socialize all that much. He hates dressing up and doesn't care too much for overly fancy settings, so this WILL be a "casual" date...with lovely food they've cooked just for you (and if you like eating fish, he will catch them himself! for you!). It is an expensive restaurant high quality meal, without the expensive restaurant. They will also fall asleep during cuddles (he loves naps... and is afflicted with permanent sleepy bitch disease). May potentially show you his knife collection.

Aster is a big fan of making things go boom, so, naturally, that will be included in any date she goes on. But hey, you get a personalized fireworks show in the middle of nowhere (the only place she's allowed to make boom happen 😔). Also, she might even give you a piece of shrapnel she thought was cool. Or a rock. Or a piece of dragonbrand if yall really hit it off (yes, it would be a piece of her brand, chipped right off her hair branches). She doesn't really get what dates are beyond 'romantic stuff' and her love language is explosions and whatever cool thing she just found.

Senna will bring honey as a little date treat to share. She doesn't talk much and is very quiet when she does speak, as she prefers to Observe and listen. If you like to talk a lot, she will let you do it! Also, bonus points if you ask her about her interest in bees, she will hit you with the bee hyperfixation beam. Also, yes, the honey she brings is from her bee friends, and she will tell you all about the bees' favorite flowers.

The Ladies is your regular everyday overpowered sentient magical anomaly (mesmer flavored). She is very chaotic by nature of being a bundle of sentient magic, but she means well. Also they will be wearing a different outfit every time you look away. Because fuck you, magic wardrobe change. Also, she should not be the one organizing or planning the date, absolutely do NOT let her have that responsibility. She doesn't even know what a date is supposed to be like 😭. Also when you date The Ladies, you are also dating their clones. Because the clones are them, they are the clones. It's fine, dating her is like having 50 partners but they're all the same person.

Mesmer!Luis is less shy and awkward than his canon counterpart when it comes to dating, but is also slightly less of a romantic. He also doesn't have quite the same hangups around dressing up (but he will be very unhappy if he can't "dress" a little slutty with his illusions) and fancier settings! He will only cook you a little dessert treat and not a whole meal, but will let you touch his chest or biceps, if you like. Absolute cuddle fiend and he's warmer than a human should be, but it's fine, promise. This version is also less likely to fall asleep, but the chances are still decent enough that he might! Could be convinced to show off and flex his fun little mesmer tricks, if asked.

Beans is just a lil creature! This gremlin is not supposed to be charr in their usual form, so they are a little awkward and clumsy with this new form. May whack you with it's tail, that thing is sososo long compared to the tail it is used to. It will probably drag you into some wild adventure or scheme. It will also break the 4th wall and get very Meta. Beans is also very fond of memes and bright colors.

Alice has been a ghost since King Adelbern betrayed his people and bound their spirits to fight for an eternity against the charr. Alice is not fully bound any longer. In her free time, she enjoys a bit of sparring and... well... all this freedom is new so she doesn't know much about her own likes and interests beyond that! Also, she is like, really cute. If she likes you enough, she may even take off her helmet for you. She may also be subject to outbursts as she fights to keep control of herself. It would be Very Bad if the Foefire takes over (I advise running, if such a thing were to happen).

[dearearlyarchaeologists]

Hello and welcome to the annual

ARCHAEOLOGY VALENTINES EXTRAVAGANZA

where I get high on sherd dust and make a bunch of archaeology themed valentines

I will begin tomorrow, here’s a sneak peak:

[orcawardseal]

Valentines memes featuring some monsters/aliens of course ʘ‿ʘ (feel free to add your own)

[toruandmidori]

Spread some love whilst grocery shopping with our new range of cute, funny, vintage style “romantic” cotton tote bags!

Featuring retro style artwork from old Valentine’s day cards and some flirty, filthy and very funny captions!

Available to buy online now! Links below: 

SLIDING INTO YOUR DMS

YOU CAN GET IT

HORNY AF

SIT ON MY FACE

LET’S SMASH

PREPARE

[teenagewhimps]

fuck it, Smolder valentines cards for everyone!

[lil-redrover]

[brightsunnystudio]

[lovelywingsart]

L3 METALWORKS PLS IT WOULD BE SO CUTE

-Lu

For the Valentines Kissy meme~ uwu

(Some of these may be revered because... yknow.... *missing eye*)

[fatcatswaggerdesigns]

Nah I'm Good | Aromantic Pride Flag Anti-Valentines Candy Heart

A candy valentine's heart in the aromantic pride flag colors. It says "Nah I'm Good. The design overall protests Valentine's Day. As an aromantic, this is just not really your thing. You might even find it annoying or gross. All the lovey doveyness and cupid arrows. Not for you! But this LGBTQIA+ friendly design IS for you!

Cheesy Card | Shirt | Sticker

Spreadshirt | Zazzle | Society6 | Teepublic

[nonewtonian]

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