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toruandmidori · 9 months

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Spread some love whilst grocery shopping with our new range of cute, funny, vintage style “romantic” cotton tote bags!

Featuring retro style artwork from old Valentine’s day cards and some flirty, filthy and very funny captions!

Available to buy online now! Links below:

SLIDING INTO YOUR DMS

YOU CAN GET IT

HORNY AF

SIT ON MY FACE

LET’S SMASH

PREPARE

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milkywayes · 5 months

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scream

#the concept of garrus toting around this little bag is so funny. i love it #’VAKARIAN’#why the fuck is this 60 USD #milky.txt

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cheddertm · 11 months

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ok but peak QSMP designs is everyone but in silly vacation outfits constantly, like no matter the lore I need them to be in like Hawaiian shirts, have sunscreen on their noses, sunburnt, flip flops/sandals, visors/those like straw hats people wear to the beach, shorts with a swimsuit tOP!!11!!1!!

like yeah there are major horrors going on beyond what the human mind can comprehend BUT VACATION ISLAND VIBES AND AESTHETIC WOOOOOO

#qsmp #look i get that they also change their skin to like what is happening #like with felps and cellbit in the hospital gowns #but i think it would be funny if the federations greatest enemy #is people who look like they were in a sand castle building competition and now here #bonus points that some people are sunburnt and they take it as like #'oh shit theyre so mad they turned red'#like no sorry they just were out on the beach for a good 8 hours before realizing #more bonus points is that the backpacks are #1: those tote bags moms bring to store like towels #2: a picnic basket #3: an ice chest for no fuckin reasing #4: specifically those like $10 black backpacks from Walmart

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sesamenom · 5 months

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three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree

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earendil: what does manwe want with all these bird deliveries anyways

[Day 5]

#silm #silmarillion #eonwe #earendil #<- only tagging ppl for the first two appearances #holiday #12 days of christmas #idk earendil idk #maybe this is manwes idea of holiday decor #a random assortment of birds #delivered by his noble herald (eonwe) and his employee (earendil)#i know earendil isnt as bird coded as the others but its funny to imagine manwe grabbing random employees for Bird Delivery Duty #at least earendil gets tote bags to keep the chickens from pecking at the silmaril on his head #(the nauglamir is a necklace. specifically a carcanet which is a close fitted necklace style #how does it even fit on his head. earendil how tiny is your head)

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toffeemugg · 1 month

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so uh. saki corpse charm anybody?

#not a rebloggo doggo #my art #persona #persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #saki konishi #i have a tote bag with a design of telephone wires and it'd be SO FUNNY to have a saki charm. anyways #might do preorders idk #lmk if youd be interested

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gracelandmp3 · 5 months

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look up adriana varejão if you liked that gore wall. i've seen that wall irl and many more of her pieces. i love when she makes eviscerated canvases

HELLOOOOO these all fuck INCREDIBLY hard and seem like they would go EVEN HARDER as installations not just images :0 thank u so much

(image description: a selection of pieces by brazilian artist adriana varejão. several feature motifs frm traditional portuguese tilework, a common feature of all the pieces shown is that the surface canvas or tile is broken / torn / gouged / sloughing away to reveal bloody viscera underneath)

#the one with the gurney….obsessed!!!!!!!#so funny tho my brother texted me this morning asking if i wanted a tote bag w the Exact tile pattern from the last piece lol #also sorry for not doing more detailed image descriptions i haaaaaate doing alt text on my phone so it’s just piece titles in there)

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littlealienproducts · 1 year

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Cat & Boxes Tote Bag Funny Cat Box Tote Bag by SteakandEggsPlease

#SteakandEggsPlease #tote bag #tote bags #cat #cute #funny

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captain-daryn · 10 months

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dadfathers · 3 months

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SPARE BIKE vol 13! ✌️

#yowamushi pedal #yeah I bought the new volume just bc it had ibitani in it ok 🚶🏻‍♀️#also I love machimiya sitting in the backseat looking evil #everything about this arc is funny to me thank u watanabe for giving me Ibitani as an office worker with a tote bag

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meme-templates · 1 year

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Do you have that meme of a girl holding a big tote bag, posing and doing a 😗? Where people edit it with fandom stuff, pleaase help I cannot find it 😭 thank you already in advance!!!

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#dank memes #meme #funny #lol #memes #blank #meme templates #dank #blank copy #girl posing with tote bag #request

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munchiezxx · 1 year

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friendship delegation ‼️‼️ fun day off where definitely nobody is arguing ‼️‼️

#the pasithea powder #i think it’s funny you can totally guess my age by their outfits looooool #also me n josephine have matching tote bags bc we’re girlfriends #if they all look different it’s bc i added on like once a month for the last 4 months #sophie green #josephine crooks #anders li #carla de luca #my art

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toruandmidori · 10 months

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Spread some love whilst grocery shopping with our new range of cute, funny, vintage style “romantic” cotton tote bags!

Featuring retro style artwork from old Valentine’s day cards and some flirty, filthy and very funny captions!

Available to buy online now! Links below:

SLIDING INTO YOUR DMS

YOU CAN GET IT

HORNY AF

SIT ON MY FACE

LET’S SMASH

PREPARE

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violentdevotion · 2 years

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the funniest scene in btvs is when after killing pedro pascal the uni vampires go through his stuff and have a klimt vs monet wall of all the posters freshmen have in their rooms and complain about killing too many losers

#ameera speaks #btvs #it was so funny espevially when you think woah fuck i was gona get the kiss on a tote bag (2022 version)

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hella1975 · 7 months

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HELLA THAT CHERUB SKIRT IS AMAZING!!!!

teehee thank you my love <3

#funny story the shop I got it from was DODGY AS like it was some sort of charity shop in that it was all second hand #and super cheap and there weren’t multiple of the same item #but it was brand new and full of like. white light and shiny metal and it was empty when i went in there and it was just men #working and they like. shadowed me as i went down the aisles and the cashier was SO weird #like came around the till to stand in front of me to hand me the bag and just generally v shifty #and the bag was bright pink but had no print or text on it and basically long story short #I was so unsettled that I genuinely convinced myself that the bag was some sort of mark and it was all a front for like. actual traffickers #or some shit 😭😭 like I binned the bag on my way home and shoved the skirt in my tote then took a different route LMAO #but I got the skirt for a fiver so… worth it. i mean what who said that #ask #feel the need to mention the place is also shut down now like it was open maybe one week and then shut down 😀#hella’s wardrobe

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newcronomicon · 11 months

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autism haul (the socks are very comfy and kinda smell like lavender ???? slay)

#funny guy rambles #let 3 #gonna use the tote bag at pride this year i think :3

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coffeebanana · 3 months

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sometimes you need to spontaneously drop 100$ to pick back up an old hobby. it's good for the soul <- an atheist who doesn't believe in souls but needs to justify their spending somehow

#kayla rambles #TBF. it's not quite 100$#and I CAN MAKE PRETTY SLIPPERS AND A TOTE BAG IF ALL GOES TO PLAN #by which i mean...if i actually follow through #i think i will though!!#knitting is...a relatively low energy activity so that's good #and the reason it's that much is that i need to buy needles too so that's just a one-time purchase #aka it's fiiiiiiiiiiiine #and i do know good for the soul is just an expression but it felt silly funny to write it this way

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