#vampire things

[mossyvamp]

listening to music isn't enough, I need to bite into it

[anexistingexistence]

Me when writing any sad vampire character ever:

[restlessanemic]

❣️💉 V A M P Y R 💉❣️

[a-vampire-moth]

One of the most vampire things that I do is play the violin.

Speaking of that! I have an orchestra concert tonight!!!

[vcmpiiric]

Life would be better if I had fangs and top surgery.

[rosaalee]

googling vampires

[tobithefrogg]

Vampire thoughts ✨

They should have speech impediments, they got long fangs just chilling in their mouth, no way they don't talk with a lisp or a sort of whistle to certain words!

They should get sunspots that last, if they go out in sunlight it's the burning, that eventually calms down into sunspots on their skin! Just imagine how all vampires have this beautiful clear skin, now imagine... Sunspots on their shoulder or hand because didn't close the blinds all the way last night!

Ancient versus newer vampires! Just listen the dynamics would be fun!

Ancient vampire, rubbing Temple: If you wanted to kill something, why did you spill it on my, ANCIENT SILK WHITE CARPET!?

New vampire: My bad, just..we can go out and find another one!

Ancient vampire:.......WHAT PART OF ANCIENT AND SILK DID YOU NOT GET?!

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Ancient vampire: Ugh, you new vampires have it so easy these days! Y'know back in my day we were chased with stakes and got garlic thrown at us, do you know how hard it is to get the garlic smell out of clothing?? Now days everyone wants a vampire feeding off them

Newer vampire: I rather be chased than sexualized in toxic ways..

Ancient vampire:

Ancient vampire: Oh, oh you poor thing do you want to discuss it?

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They should definitely be explored in other tropes instead of love stories, (Most of them are badly written in my opinion that will make a good sum of people mad--) but can you imagine a sitcom of vampires trying to fit into their environments with the locals (Wanda vision style). Like Jack is trying to convince the other neighborhood homeschool kids he can only play outside at night, and they go through the most wacky events at night thinking they are hiding well but the neighbors are just suspicious because they never see them in daylight- anyways!

Vampire debunking common myths about vampires

Vampires should have brittle nails

Okay I'm tired now👍

[stoicsleuth]

You can. And I will.

[ibriprofen]

[cinivia]

“Peasants! Disperse! “ 🧛🏻

[michellenguyenbradley]

A little deep dive into my feelings on that NybyNight finale and the fate of Kiếm! I recorded this video the day after we finished filming & have been saving it up for later...spoilers abound so be warned! It's been an honor ❤️‍🔥

[restlessanemic]

🧛🏻‍♀️🥀Anemic Vampire 🧛🏻‍♀️🥀

[a-vampire-moth]

Being mothkin, I actually really like being outside, with nature, getting some sun.

Being vampkin, sometimes I feel like the sun is out with a vengeance.

Why must I live so contradictory????

[yeahhebites]

If only I could nibble him just a little bit...

[vcmpiiric]

Where did the narrative of 'Vampires can be killed by sunlight' come from? In Bram Stoker's 'Dracula' novel, Count Dracula is only weakened by the sun's rays, not killed by them. (Honestly, relatable..)

[welcometololaland]

Hi Lola! Thank you for creating nice ask day! It’s so lovely!

If you could be any supernatural or mythical being, what would you choose?

hi friend! thank you for the ask! i hope you've had a nice day <3

i would be a vampire - been literally obsessed with vampires recently thanks to an amazing tarlos AU created by @strandnreyes. but you know...i also read all the twilight books and watched vampire diaries and a bit of true blood so it's also partly just me.

i'd just love to be super fast, wear all black and have fangs. fangs would be cool. i wouldn't want to kill people though - vegetarian vampire ftw.