#vulgarity

[effinbirds]

Guess what's back in stock, now with women's cuts?

And if you want to be super well-coordinated, there are also shoes.

[palatinewolfsblog]

"Labor is like motherhood to most of our political leaders: a calling so fine and noble that it would be sullied by talk of vulgar, mundane things like pay."

Barbara Ehrenreich. Happy Mother's day, y'all!

[j0celynh0rr0r]

🥰

[blackswaneuroparedux]

Le luxe, ce n’est pas le contraire de la pauvreté, c’est celui de la vulgarité.

- Coco Chanel

[bethanydelleman]

Hi so like. Not a question you have to answer at all if you don’t want to. Totally understand

Do you know what the period appropriate regency euphemisms for like having sex would have been? Just like. causal conversation. What words would you use for like “I had sex with her”

You do not even know how prepared I am for this question!!!

I did a bunch of research while writing a very smutty story about Jane and Bingley called A Little Before Their Marriage. Spoiler: Mrs. Bennet gives the best sex talk ever and she knows slang! I even read Fanny Hill (widely considered to be the first erotic novel). It's bad, I'll post a review.

The main source is Green's Dictorinary of Slang, some terms are summarized here. And I'll highlight some below the jump (swears down there):

Fuck is super old, about 1600s. Same meaning as today.

Cunt has meant "vagina" for 800 years. So go wild with that one!

A lot of vagina slang has to do with holes (chimney, burrow, cellar) and penis with poles (lance, pen, maypole). Shocking isn't it! The term quim for vagina came up in a lot of the erotica I read. Machine was Fanny Hill's favourite term for penis.

Alter of Venus is an awesome term for vagina. I personally find rogered to be a fun term for sex (and I know it was used by rich people). Roger also means penis.

Things to avoid: Dick does not mean penis until late in the 1800s, so not during Austen's time. Make love does not mean sex until 1930-ish. Also, rutting has an animal connotation which may be slightly racist/classiest.

Have fun!

[motheyesofnight]

(from "Blue Blood") I loathe people who raise their voice only when they're in the crowds. They have the red blood, which simmers only in the dark. And you have to face them almost every night, unless you have the sufficient territory. In front of your tiny tight place, they resonate with the vulgarity and cruelty of life, always spitting their red blood. It's like a real hell, honestly.

[artisticcallycaffeinated]

Day20: Beehives

Seconds before a vulture sweeps in.

[unholyanathema]

[effinbirds]

Last time I did a run of these they sold out in a day. Yes, I ordered way more this time, and in larger and smaller sizes.

Send pictures while wearing it in front of a sunset or holding your performance improvement plan.

[ahb-writes]

"The real face of civilized society is one of violence, lies, deception, vulgarity, conspiracy, wars, enslavement, annihilation, servitude, treachery, seizure, looting, immorality, disrespect for the law, adoration of power, distortion and abuse of what is sacred and divine -- all for the benefit of a rapist and gender discriminatory elite. It is a society where some have access to everything while others are hungry and poor. The result is that society is brimming with slaves, strayed villagers and unemployed workers."

Abdullah Öcalan (author, Manifesto for a Democratic Civilization, 2015)

[robthepensioner]

Joke shop in Blackpool, soon to be demolished to make way for part of the huge redevelopment near Bonny Street. I have never visited the joke shop, but would prefer that it survived.

[dougielombax]

A most vulgar little tune.

*devious little toot*

[blackswaneuroparedux]

Le luxe, ce n’est pas le contraire de la pauvreté, c’est celui de la vulgarité.

- Coco Chanel

[trainstoppin]

@vulgarity my bad vriska! is this better? you freaking maniac?

[beeziewe033]

Jak ja nenávidím svoju triedu, do piči tam, keby som mohla prestúpiť na inú školu, joj aj z radosťou, mám pocit že v tej triede su len tri mozgové bunky a tie patria mne

Kurva, bolí ma hlava z nich celý deň, už len nad myšlienkou mojej triedy dostávam migrénu

Celý deň len vreskaju do piče, už to ani vtipné nie je

[ballpit-bakery]

i love these guys so much i wanna tear them all apart like a fucking dog toy