#wait that's not right

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Ted and Lucy In The Rain

The part in The Hatchetfield Ape-Man where Konk freaks out over water falling from the sky is such a good moment because, if you stop to think about it, it would make no sense if Konk was actually real. The Hatchetfield Ape Man is an outdoor creature from Michigan of all places, he wouldn't be scared or confused by a bit of rain. At first it feels like a mistake on the Langs' part, a character oversight that just slipped through the cracks. But then the full story snaps into focus and you realize that it wasn't the Langs who messed up, but Ted. Lucy was just too blinded by her own hopes and fantasies to notice.

Great fucking writing.

[teddybeartoji]

Now watch me whip

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I LOVE YOU PASI

[sxnburst]

@encarnal

"Ah, is that so?" Sun asks, feigning that sweet naive innocence. It's a little difficult. Waking up fairly recently after his long, long dreams really put something in his personality. In his aura and everything else that made Sun, Sun.

"I don't think you think I believe that, right?" There's no way he can continue acting like the clueless monkey boy that he used to be. Hell, he can't even bring himself to walk the way he used to walk!

"I'm not that clueless, Belial."

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[the-real-google]

To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)

LIMITED TIME OFFER:

For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.

[plumes-merry-critters]

"When you have a sunflower in your holidays' garden and tell yourself "damn, tall", and then bring the tape measure and...

Tall

(220 cm is about 7.21 feet)

And that's only the highest I could reach for the flower, not even the highest the whole plant really reaches..." - August 2021

Lots of memories while getting all those pics away from my old Twitter ^^

[sangrefae]

i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"

[fishproblem]

being a god is so hard like I fully understand why they've all abandoned us. yesterday i changed the water in my nano tank and the weather there is pretty much always 80°F and sunny but the replacement water was cool and it had been a couple weeks so it replicated a rainfall after a drought and so then my little civilization of ember tetras all thought it was Time To Fuck but my stocking somehow skews aggressively male so this morning I turned on the sun to see they all had raggedy little tails after beating the shit out of each other over the One Woman on Earth.

[g3othermal3scapism]

rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[wanologic]

fortunately, or unfortunately, they only see each other like 3 times a year…

[ghosted-jazz]

I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid

[dillyt]

Great news for uninsured adults in the USA who want a COVID-19 booster! It now appears that ALL CVS locations are now active participants in the Bridge Access Program. The Bridge Access Program gives out free Covid-19 vaccinations to 18+ adults who otherwise can't afford one, so if you have a CVS near you, please go get one! For others who don't have a CVS near them, please go to vaccines.gov, click on "Find Covid-19 vaccines", fill out which vaccines you prefer (you can mix different vaccines if you have to so i reccomend just marking all of them for the age groups you need), and when the next page loads mark the "Bridge Access Program Participant" option to see only locations that are Bridge Access Program participants. Hopefully, other places that aren't CVS will start participating soon, so just check back every so often to see if there are any updates. The CDC Bridge Access Program website also has more details on what locations will be participating, but only CVS is appearing as an active participant on the vaccines.gov location finder at the moment.

[maamlet]

necromancers are stupid as fuck for using human skeletons when the earth is full of dinosaur bones

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it