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I cannot get over this AU idea that me and @hazelhavoc came up with and it lives in my head rent free and I must share it with the world (I got their permission of course!)
Codeburst, Staticflame, Glint, and Hyperdose all belong to @hazelhavoc
We pretty much have this idea that Ironhide grew up in Crystal City and decided to go to school for psychology because he has a big spark for helping people out, but it turns out he is simply terrible at conventional schooling so he failed out before the war. Anyway tough love Ironhide is my current favorite thing to think about. Here’s a little blurb from our roleplay chat about this staring canon characters and hazelhavoc’s OCs!
Ironhide putting on his drill sergeant voice: *stands on a table banging two trays together until everyone is looking at him* Alright! I just woke up from a full 9 hours of recharge and I’ve fueled and showered. Anyone who hasn’t done those things in the last two days needs to go take care of themselves right the fuck now because I’m warning you- I have the spoons and the fucks to give. Codeburst go to bed. Optimus, if you don’t find the will to live right the fuck now and start consuming some energon, I will hog tie you and spoon feed it to you myself. Prowl, you look like you’re on the verge of a logic glitch- drop down and give me a 20 minute break!! Ultra Magnus if no one has told you that you do a lot for this cause and even if you struggle to grasp basic social cues, you are valued and we are thankful for all you do, I’m telling that to you now! Self care! Let’s go people, I can keep going! I wanna see some movement or Imma start singin!
Codeburst: But-- fine. *neglected sulk out of the room*
Optimus: *sighs and grabs full cube with a sarcastic eye roll knowing that he can and will follow through on any threat he has made* Sir, yes sir…
Staticflame: Yeah! Take your energon. I'll help you, Ironhide! Nobody is safe (affectionate)
Optimus: *grumbles and begrudgingly starts refueling*
Staticflame: *smirks and nods, hovering to make sure sure Optimus actually refuels*
Glint: Come on Prowl, if you don't rest your processor I'll go tell Ratchet! If I have to I'll take over your work. I'll get Jazz to help! *Please listen to her, she is very concerned for your health. She gives good cuddles if you need it.*
Prowl: *groans but slides datapad over to Glint* I guess a shower does sound nice…
Glint: **happy cheer and takes it, she'll work extra hard now!**
Hyperdose: Hey, I do that! : D *Extremely supportive to literally everyone unless they do something stupid then get ready for a tender and concerned scolding*
Magnus: *Small blush and grumbles*Thank you, it is nice to hear from different people *reaches for Hyperdose’s hand because they’re an adorable couple*
Hyperdose: No need to thank us darling, you mean so much to everyone and you're important- I should be thanking you! **Let's his hand get surrounded by Magnus', own blue freckles shining from his blush, resting his helm on part of his bicep**
Hide, chanting army tune: 🎵I don’t know but I’ve been told but seein y’all stewin gets real damn old! Sound oooffff! One, two- Sound ooooofff! Three, four- Get yer meal and get some sleep, gotta fight depression ‘for it gets too deep! 🎵
*everyone sighs*
#seytazen’s drabbles#daily does of headcannons#rp moments#hazelhavoc writes#ironhide#Ironhide being a drill sergeant#fluffy#headcanon#oc tag#not my oc#not totally mine#was posted with permission
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I saw this cosplay from kenken_Power (link!) over on twitter yesterday, and absolutely HAD to draw it 💫
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable muffins#posted with permission#you should go show them some love if you're over on twitter
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From novahee_ on Twitter!
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#radioapple#alastor x lucifer#alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel#not my art#artist gave permission to post
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if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in your window
#song of all time i’m afraid#music#kate bush#wuthering heights#hit post#to everyone wondering if i upscaled/yassified her i did not! i didn't even take this screenshot i saved it from google images#but there was that big thing recently where artists found youtube upscaling their videos w AI without their permission so that's :|
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The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.
#ace attorney#aa#simon blackquill#miles edgeworth#maya fey#alternatively Blackquill made Fulbright transcribe and post his fic to ao3. I think he would find that very funny.#he would have to get permission from Edgeworth too he would just outright be like I want access to the internet so I can update my old stee#samurai fanfiction and Edgeworth would be like say no more#eli rambles#edit: GOT THE DATE WRONG.#1k#2k#3k
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My father's funeral was yesterday. There are a lot of ways that I could attempt to eulogize him, but for the sake of expediency I'm going to go with an incident, towards the tail end of the Obama administration, where I was sitting in the living room reading, and he charges in in a big huff, says, "Look at what he sent me! Can you believe this guy?" and hands me this:
#I got his permission to post this to tumblr years ago but couldn't find it until I was going through old files looking for photos#shitpost#personal
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women who are knights and/or maids
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i love knowing basic css
#skull css saga#1k#2k#3k#this is well on its way to becoming my most popular holy shit??#4k#my most popular#5k#6k#holy fuck#6.969k haha#you all have my express permission to not percieve this post#9.99k help#10k#10 FUCKING THOUSAND WHAT#15k#hall of fame#skull curse sillyboy#yapping#20k
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wait so apparently some people get mad if someone else writes fanfiction based on headcanons they shared on tumblr??? so now i got to ask
#if i'm sharing something here is either because i'm not gonna write it myself or don't mind if someone gets inspired by it and writes it#like all the little concepts i've shared come with a blanket permission to take them as prompts if you're inspired by them#but apparently some people see as rude writing something based off someone else's post?? even though they're sharing it publicly...#i get wanting credit for your idea but like if you're sharing publicly people might get inspired and run with it...#anyway!#//hayden
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the infamous soyjake comic
#adventure time#rz-art#posting this because someone else posted it on here WITHOUT MY PERMISSION like wtf
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that one ship dynamic but with levi and mc
(credit to @litriu! here is the original post (lmk if the link doesnt work pls))
#to litriu: i tagged u bc u mentioned u'd like to see the final thing when it was done; the anon asking for permission was me btw!!!#(i get nervous when im not on anon lol)#however if u decide u dont want this posted just lmk and ill take it down asap :)#i also made this with my personal mc maybe ill post it idk#also i have no idea if anyone's done this yet so if u have um. oops. sorry <:)#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me art#obey me leviathan#obey me mc#agentsevyn's art tag
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During the period the other day when the official Dragon Age YouTube account was dropping snippets of info in the live chat, among other cool bits of info such as 'Inky is returning', there were also these lil blurbs about the 7 companion characters. ◕‿◕ some of them have some different info to what was shared here on the official DA website and here in the EA press release. Twitter user elisa (doggiesnores) managed to grab these and kindly shared them on Twitter via the graphic above. [credit and source link: Twitter user elisa] tysm to doggiesnores for sharing these.
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Harding: "She's a ball of positivity, and doesn't have a bad bone in her body (she doesn't even swear)" Emmrich: "Emmrich is friendly, scholarly, and sincerely proud of his companion, Manfred - a walking skeleton" Lucanis: "Lucanis… The guy treats his assassin gig like a 9-5 job. And like any office worker, he loves his coffee." Taash: "You'd expect a dragon hunter like Taash to be a jock. But she's also well-connected, and "knows a guy" for everything." Davrin: "He's one of those guys that knows he's charming, but at least he doesn't take himself too seriously. His pet Griffin is named Assan 🥺" Neve: "A cynic with a heart of gold, Neve is a private detective who works to make Minrathous a better place" Bellara: "Bellara tows the line between Type A and scatterbrain. You can always count on her to come up with a creative solution to your problem."
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#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#mj best of#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#(this post was made with doggiesnores' permission ^^)
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go reblog someone else's post instead. this post is closed. i saw this on my dash go check it out instead
(i turned off reblogs because this post was making my notes fucking unusable and also it was never meant to be more than a personal vent post.)
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From novahee on Twitter.
#radioapple#alastor x lucifer#alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel#not my art#artist gave permission to post
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Since someone reposted the minmo poster I made I am posting it again here in retaliation
#minmo#silent hill#silent hill 3#mine#they didn't ask for permission despite having the original twitter post....
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just existing as an open bisexual is so funny like what is it about me that makes straight people want to come out to me. even if we’re talking about something that has nothing to do with sexuality, without fail, an hour or so into our conversation, the women are all like “is it gay to like boobs? doesn’t everyone like boobs?” and the men are like “i would let kim kitsuragi from disco elysium do heinous and disgusting things to me” n im like ok go off. can you drive me home after this i dont have a license
#disco elysium#my posts#text#like im glad that they trusted me enough to talk about it it’s just#so funny. how frequently this happens.#ppl get within 5 miles of me and start voicing every homosexual thought they’ve ever had#u dont need my permission to be attracted to ur bi friend. go and fuck her godspeed#queue are a violent miracle
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