#watching lupin

[merciganimard]

Me when I'm a cop on a little lunch date with a wanted man but that's okay because I don't really care about those things he stole and also I'm his biggest fan

[dumbasswhatever]

Number one most important thing for a samurai to learn how to do is to slash at all your enemy's clothes so that they fall off exactly as you resheathe your sword

[sailormoonsub]

I'm. Uh. Well. There is MUCH to unpack here. I have follow-up questions.

[ducktracy]

if you find yourself asking "how shall i spend the next one minute and 52 seconds?", i implore you to turn to the Wansa-kun opening for the most joyful way to fill the time. isn't this wonderful

[viyojo]

🛵vrrrrroooooommmmm~

Piece I did for InkCon Zine on Twitter!!

[adharastarlight]

James: I love you

Reg: are you going to leave?

James: no

Reg: everyone always leaves

James: I won't

[dagmartoons]

happy one year anniversary to the episode ever

[seastarconstellation]

They are all Boomers and don't you forget it

[fyloune-taylorsversion]

Wolfstar at the beach 🤗

[merciganimard]

So sick of them. Truly

[ctrl-lupin]

Two men stuffed into a clown car

[acewitch-writes]

Fanon Remus is the bane of my existence. I want to gouge my eyeballs out every time I see it. Who is this asshole that behaves as though he's superior to everyone else around him? This aloof imposter that rolls his eyes constantly and says intentionally hurtful things to Sirius for shits and giggles? Who is this edgy, streetwise, Cool Dude™ natural genius with chiseled muscles and superhuman strength that towers over everyone else both physically and intellectually? He's so far removed from the actual Remus Lupin it would be laughable if it weren't so infuriating.

[immortalbutterflycos]

Can someone out there write a Jegulus competitive ballroom dance AU? I've been watching those videos where there are 2 people at an improve competition and they've never met before let alone danced together and then they end up having immaculate chemistry and decide to be each other's dance partners.

I would write it myself, but i know absolutely nothing about dancing. Competitive or otherwise. But I would kill to read this.

In the meantime, I guess I'll just have to reread 'You Signed Up For This' by Sollmussa because honestly, the dancing in that one wrecked me beyond repair.

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Okay, I thought was done, but I'm so not. Here are some things about the AU that I desperately crave:

Latino James. Dance is actually his 3rd language and he's fluent.

Effie and Monty met each other in a dance class when they were teens, and then they were paired up with each other by the teacher. They had a bit of a rivalry at first, but then as they started dancing together more and more, they fell in love. The two ended up becoming very famous competitive ballroom dancers and retired when they had James. They never stopped dancing though and they engrained that love into James

Former Ballet dancer Regulus. He stopped dancing ballet after he finally left his family home to live with Sirius. He still loves dancing, but ballet has too many bad memories attached to it and he lost his love for it.

Sirius introduced him to this type of competitive dance via Effie's class. He still doesn't meet James until he's actually at a competition though. ^.^

Bonus:

Pandora and Evan did ballet with Regulus and Sirius when they were kids but left to do other types of dance before they were even teenagers.

Evan and Panda used to dance competitively together until Regulus needed a partner for his first competition and Pandora volunteered. Evan was cool with it, because it's Regulus, but there's a tiny part of him that's just like, 'Well who am I going to dance with then?'

Enter Barty, someone who is known among other dancers for being notorious for scaring away his dance partners.

Holy shit guys I take it all back. I need to write this. Forget the fact that I don't know anything, ja boi is gonna have to fucking learn.

Stay tuned because I might have some brainrot about this one as things progress~

[bimoonphases]

Marauders/Mean Girls AU anyone?

Sirius: Of course the Royal Court are all in the same House.

Lily: Who are the Royal Court?

James: They're Wizarding royalty. If Hogwarts was Witch Weekly they would always be on the cover.

Sirius: That one there, that's Barty Crouch Jr. He's one of the dumbest people you'll ever meet. Remus sat next to him in the library once.

Remus: He asked me how to spell "orange".

Sirius: That blond one? He's Evan Rosier.

Peter: He's totally rich because his dad has the Ministry in his pocket.

Sirius: Evan Rosier knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone.

James: That's why his hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

Sirius: And evil takes human form in Regulus Arcturus Black. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, dangerous guy, but in reality? He's so much more than that.

Remus: He's the prince, the centre of it all. Those other two are just his little workers.

Sirius: Regulus Black. How do I even begin to explain Regulus Black?

Pandora: Regulus Black is flawless.

Marlene: He has the latest broom and his own carriage on the Hogwarts Express.

Mary: I hear his hair is insured for ten thousand galleons.

Peter: I hear he does Quidditch commercials. For Beauxbatons.

Dorcas: His favourite book is The Tales of Beedle the Bard.

Dumbledore: One time he met the Minister of Magic at a grand ball.

McGonagall: And he told him he was pretty.

James: One time he punched me in the face. It was awsome.

[adharastarlight]

James: darling remember, when we tell him, we have to present a united front

Regulus: of course, amour

*later that day*

Sirius: what is it?

Regulus: Potter has something to tell you

James: *betrayal*

James: your brother's fucking your best friend!

Sirius: *gasps* Reggie how could you!?

Regulus: *betrayal*

Sirius: wait a damn minute

[hotdamnitsmoony]

the marauders favourite movie - no explanations

remus - dead poets society

sirius - the rocky horror picture show

regulus - 10 things i hate about you

james - spider-man no way home

lily - mamma mia

mary - pitch perfect

pandora - titanic

evan - don’t look up

barty - the hangover trilogy

marlene - do revenge

dorcas - mean girls