The matching D and P mugs fuck OFF
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
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We used to be the ones calling out that married couples were dnp coded. Now they’re doing it for us. They’re leaving us with nothing to say they’re stealing our jobs and livelihoods with this behavior it’s unacceptable
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oh hey! i’m sam, and this is my father—i mean, my mother—i mean, my best friend—i mean, shit, my lover—i mean, my guard dog—i mean, the man who sold his soul for me—i mean, the man fated to kill me—i mean, haha sorry, my moral compass—whoops, i mean, my stone number one, the last string i have connecting me to reality—i mean, my soulmate—my bad, i mean, my breeder—i mean, the man i modeled myself after—i mean, shit—
this is dean. my brother, dean.
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THEY HAVE MATCHING FACE TATTOOS
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thinking about johnny who gets roped into going on a date with some random guy because miguel is like « sensei! i think you should widen your dating horizon! » and johnny isn’t super into it but then robby is like « yeah dad, you should try to find someone » and johnny just can’t say no to the two of them so he’s like alright why not, he hasn’t really been with a guy since before he even met shannon but the kids are doing all the planning on an app and he just has to show up so that’s how he ends up meeting brian.
at first, daniel is not at all aware of who brian is, nor is he aware of the fact that johnny is queer. he’s been so busy with the dojo and with his (amicable) divorce that he’s kinda lost the plot on all of what goes on in johnny’s life. but then one day, he and johnny are tidying up the dojo after training and brian calls and johnny answers the phone and daniel is like??? who is this person that johnny is flirting with on the phone?? he learns about brian through sam who is like « oh yeah, miguel and robby put johnny on a dating app and now he has a sort of regular boyfriend? » and daniel’s head explodes because 1) UH??? 2) UH???!!?!?? and 3) *that should be me.mp3*
cue in daniel crashing all of johnny and brian’s dates with more and more ridiculous reasons (i think silver is out of prison, the dojo caught on fire, we need to build robby’s ikea furniture RIGHT NOW, there’s a wasp in anthony’s room, etc) until brian ends it with johnny who is like « welp, it couldn’t last, i don’t think i’ll ever find someone to really be with » and daniel is so close to losing his goddamn mind and doing the love actually you’re perfect to me scene
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Anyone else remember in wano when Eustass Kidd kept calling Killer his partner. Not his first mate. I don’t remember him ever calling Killer his first mate. He called the rest of his crew…the rest of his crew. His “crew”. But Killer is his partner. Faggotry.
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