#we were deprived

[dlartistanon]

Someday we’ll be okay

[archerygun]

Nothing destroys Gen X motherfuckers who read the Discworld novels that were out when they were a kid like telling them what happened to Mort in Soul Music

I told my mum he was killed offscreen with minimal fanfare and she looked like she’d just been stabbed.

[nightwings-robin]

I will never forgive whosoever decision it was to not have Dick there when Damian got brought back to life

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

I've said is before and I'll say it again:

We should have gotten Charlie's quidditch jersey for his max friendship reward

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

Um, who is this villain? He was probably going to be someone important, gosh darn it

[morganbritton132]

Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

[peakvincent]

new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#The Same Picture

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 10

[rhaenin-time]

Daemon: War is bad. Unlike many of the men of the realm itching for combat, I actually have been to war and I really don't feel like doing it again. I think we should do our best to end this conflict with diplomacy, and possibly a little assassination, in order to avoid a war. Especially a war pitting dragons against dragons. I've read extensive histories of the wars of Valyria and I'm saying right now, we should do our very best to avoid outright combat both on land and in the sky.

HBO: Ahh... so he's a warmonger!

[tricoufamily]

say money but it won't get you too far, get you too far

[somewhereincairparavel]

This may sound strange. But Jason would've been a bomb grandpa to his grandkids. Yk that one grandpa who has the most gut wrenching, earth-shattering stories which will be said in such a calm tone, and to which his grandkids would just go "???" Yes. Jason is that grandpa.

I mean, even in canon, bro legit had a vision of himself being an old man yapping stories to his grandchildren and they were telling him to stop capping, while he was just downright offended that they thought he's lying. So you just KNOW it's true 😭

Also, You cannot tell me Jason wouldn't be included in one of those "My grandpa in his 20's" videos to which the comments would go "I was born in the wrong generation" or "can your grandma fight?" Lmao

[sainzinnorris]

friends after we retire..rivals on track. carlos, how much closer do you want to get to him? you're already having breakfast together, he's spent vacations with you, he's an honorary sainz now, he's your golf buddy. he's out there calling you "carlitos". so when you two retire, what more will you two do? going to live together? forever? until y'all turn old? feed him your pancakes?? adopt dogs together? wear matching pyjamas?

[losingbenni]

ASSAD ZAMAN Obsessed with the Vampire | 13 Nov 2022

[pinata-candy]

Everyone gets a wrong package sometimes!

They do in fact not give it back. By the time the stork comes back around to give them the right one they’re already attached and then they have two

(Now with more in the reblogs for your enjoyment <3)

[gdn019283]

Arthur’s last wish was to comfort Merlin as he died

Arthur couldn’t bear the thought of leaving Merlin knowing that he would be sad.

Arthur cradled Merlin’s head in his hand, with a small smile on his chapped lips, trying to reassure Merlin, knowing what was to come, and aware that Merlin would have been destroyed by Arthur’s death.

So not only Arthur let himself be held, because he wanted to, because, finally, he could ask that of Merlin, but he gently caressed Merlin’s hair too, and we can see how much Merlin had longed for Arthur’s tender touch.

Merlin rolled his head back to feel Arthur’s palm on his scalp, although the hand was covered by the glove.

Merlin knew, in that moment, when he finally had Arthur in his arms like he had always wanted him, but couldn’t have him and only stared at him from afar, when he let himself be touched like he had craved for all those years, that Arthur wouldn’t have been able to caress him anymore.

So Merlin leaned in the touch like his life depended on it, and we can see him wavering by the tiny, yet enormous gesture.

And Merlin knew he wouldn’t have had the hand in his hair ever again.

It wasn’t only Arthur’s wish.

All Merlin had ever wanted of Arthur was to be held by him too.