#wesper brainrot

[grindeldorefanatic]

SAME OUTFIT=SAME DAY=SAME EPISODE AAAAAGGHHHH

[taylorscrows]

[swiftie-as-a-coursing-river]

WESPER 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩😻😻😻🫶🫶🫶🫶🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🩷🩷🩷❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛💚💚💚🩵🩵🩵💙💙💜💜💜🖤🖤🖤🩶🩶🩶🤍🤍🤍🤎🤎🤎❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💕💕💕💖💖💖

[diangelosdays]

i may be a little obsessed with wesper

[jazzkrebber]

shskwndksndksns when Jesper tells Wylan "this isn't your fight, you know" and yes it's obvious my boy's hopelessly in love and is worried ab his bf but I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE FACT THAT IT REALLY ISNT WYLAN'S FIGHT HE'S JUST IN IT FOR PROTECTION FROM HIS FATHER AND JESPER DOESN'T KNOW AND THEN WYLAN CHANGES THE SUBJECT WITH THE "Jesper Fahey are you worried about me?" AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[talleryn]

Wylan: anyone else gay and angry on this fine fine day

Jesper: I’m bi and irritated does that count

[insomniacirl]

Kaz and Inej are so Hozier coded it's not even funny.

KAZ DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SAINTS. THE CLOSEST THING THAT HE WORSHIPS AND BELIEVES HOLY IS INEJ. THEY PART WAYS IN THE CHURCH, SHE GOES OFF TO SEA.

HIM CARRYING HER BACK TO THE SHIP WITHOUT HIS CANE (THAT HE CARRIES AT ALL TIMES). HE BELIEVES HIMSELF LOST TO THE DARKNESS, SHE BRINGS OUT THE LIGHT HIDDEN FROM HIM.

"I'd come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you."

KAZ BREKKER. THIS MAN IS MAKING ME ILL. ILL BRO. ILL.

Also 'Baby I Got The Death Rattle' by Los Campesinos:

WRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[padfootsaphrodite]

“How is he so f!cking hot?! And respectful?!” But it’s me talking about Kaz Brekker literally murdering someone for Inej and then turning around and saying he “protects his investments”…

[kazbrekkerfast]

the six of crows fandom is seriously lacking in helnik fanfics and tbh anything with Nina in as main character

if I had an ounce of writing talent in me I would write it myself however I don't have the ability or patience to write so I'm stuck being sad about it

[regulus-blacks-boyfriend]

inej: are you okay?

kaz: i have this headache that keeps coming and going

jesper: HEY GUYS

kaz: here it comes again

[kingsheim]

Just finished color coding Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom by each character’s POV!! Safe to say These Books Wrecked Me.!

Dark Blue- Inej

Black- Kaz

Red/pink- Nina

Yellow- Mattias

Purple- Jesper

Green- Wylan

[tryingforthedelicatehopeofitall]

So it's a typical Tuesday night and all I have to say is that I adore Wylan and Jesper and their love so much!! 🫶🏼

They have experienced a lot of cruelty and been through a lot of pain and hurt in their lifetime and then they find each other and it's like something shifts. As Taylor Swift would say planets and stars aligned to make sure that magic happens when they found each other.

They shared a night together which was dazzling in its own way only for it to end like that's the end of the story, when that was just Chapter One.

The next time they meet it feels like the song some of the original lyrics of Gorgeous were written about Wylan quietly pining after Jesper “You're so gorgeous and I ain't just talking about your face but look at your face and I am so curious your mind got me feeling some type of way ... 'cause you're so cool,  yeah you should think about the consequence of your magnetic field getting way too strong ... you know it ain't my fault ... you're so cool it makes me hate you so much ... I'm nothing that you want but I must say you're gorgeous. ...” 

And then they become friends and get to learn more about each other and start falling for each other. We get to witness what “... for once, you let go of your fears and your ghosts. One step not much, but it said enough. ...” “... we can't make promises now can we babe ... is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that you're in my head? 'cause I know that it's delicate. ...” looks like on our screen. The gentle way that they care about each other and for each other ... UGH MY HEART!!!!!

Even when they are on the battlefield, they are so in sync with each other. The way they are their badass selves and look out for other people while simultaneously looking out for each other? The way Wylan has his hand on Jesper's shoulder when they are first on the ground and trying to figure out how to go about things as Tamar asks them who they are!!!!! Wylan's little smile and nod when Jesper goes ahead to show them “what it's like to be blessed”!!!! The way Wylan comes picks up one of Jesper's guns and gives it to him after that!!! And then all those little moments in the background where it seems like Wylan is hurt and Jesper does not leave his side once!!!!!

“MY MAN” (moonlit witch version willow ~ I'm begging for you to take my hand, wreck my plans that's my man!!!)

*twinkling sounds of a key being made*

Someone with gambling addiction using the thing they are dependent on to try and give Wylan a home. Wylan who has never known what a home is before “... because all these boys ... never took me quite where you do. And all at once, you're the one I've been waiting for – king of my heart, body and soul ... the taste of your lips is my idea of luxury ... we rule the kingdom inside my (your) room ... is this the end of all the endings, my broken bones are mending with all these nights we're spending ... baby,  all at once, this is enough. ...”

Also thinking about Kit and Jack's response to the question of what Wylan and Jesper's universe would like and they said something like — if wesper could create their own thing ... it would be quite a cozy place. There would be a fireplace and a safe - where they keep the guns and the bombs. They would hold onto their weapons as there is danger outside and in comparison to that, they feel safe together … they found each other amongst the chaos. … <3 

And how they found a home within each other — “they have quite the opposite first impressions but when they start speaking there is a shared language that they have and a shared understanding. They want to look after each other and protect each other amongst the utter chaos … they are able to sort of engage in what is quite a joyful, lovely time. They are both very damaged; especially with trust is how they are able to find homes within each other, safety within each other in amongst the wildness. …”

[taylorscrows]

My doctor has officially diagnosed me with severe wesper brainrot

This is literally my current camera roll:

[swiftie-as-a-coursing-river]

Ok I will be dividing this headcanon into 3 parts, one for each crows couple.

Concept: Future crows fluff, think like 5-10 years, where they each took up a different hobby. Also Matthias is alive.

Also MAJOR credit to @1989deluxeversiontaylorsversion @swift-of-corvids and @petrichorandarson for helping me create this masterpiece

Helnik

Kanej

Wesper

[jeremysknoxes]

chapter 28 of crooked kingdom is one of my favourite chapters ever in the duology.

it’s a completely wesper chapter, but that isn’t just why I like it. it’s one of the more calming chapters (apart from all that kuwei drama at the beginning) and it makes my heart happy because it shows the crows can still be happy even after so much trauma! and I just love wesper ok

[luvrbones]

was listening to this song earlier today and started imagining wylan and jesper dancing to it and giggling to each other and being all blushy and it’s making me want to punch a hole in the wall

[bonus: kaz rolling his eyes being like “why do they have to be like this in front of the pigeons” and nina and inej heckling them like “go on, dip him!!”]