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Given that Finch and Debt existed in our real world, do you think they would enjoy wearing "ugly" holiday sweaters? Why/why not? If they do, what kind of sweater do you think they'd go for? Bright and festive? Ironic? Lewd?
(Feel free to ignore this if you yourself don't celebrate anything and/or this question makes you uncomfortable)
i think they both would, with varying degrees of approval from their partners
debt is very subdued about holidays and celebrations (mostly because she's worried she's somehow faking her own excitement and she'll find a way to ruin them for others) but she would easily be convinced to wear something bright and festive with karlach.
finch... would find something ironic/lewd to wear. half because he saw it in a store and it got a small chuckle out of him and half because he knows astarion will have a fit about it.
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What are the slashers' bedtime routines like? I imagine Sun has a whole routine he does in a specific order, while Moon just kinda conks out.
In the same vein, would Moon be less cranky if he got to sleep in an actual bed for a full 8 hours?

Ehehehe i hadn’t thought about it too carefully, DoofNoof, but yeah, a very regular before-bed routine totally sounds like Sun. Checking in with Moon, hot hot shower, laying out his clothes for the next day on his dresser. Probably helps him unwind. Sometimes he reads.
Moon’s gotta be really tired to go to bed before like 3. If he’s not out on one of his night runs, he stays up late watching tv and like, brooding or whatever edgy mall goths like him do. He doesn’t sleep well at night, and when he does sleep, it’s usually on the couch. Extremely light sleeper. Can’t catch him off guard.
He might be even more cranky if he got a full 8 hours 😝 complain about grogginess from being so unused to a full-night’s rest.
@crowinabucket (pay no mind to the crab) I don’t see Sunny having a complicated skin care routine, (this is someone who uses 3-in-1 😝….), but I imagine his skin trends toward dryness from all his showering, cleaning product use, and just genetics. So he’s probably got some drug store scentless lotion he puts on after he gets outta the shower. 🧴
#dca slasher au#ask#i shouldve known this would get asked after the morning routine one lol#the notes tell me that people are reading these but…#asks like this tickle me#like how does… the blorbo…. get ready for bed?#ehehehe#idk you guys always make me think#iz fun#even on what some would consider a boring subject#pondering mundane character realities#what their routines tell about them as people
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HI MIMIII, yes of course our marvel sonas can hang out ٩(^◡^)۶ mine is like an alien prince so he doesn’t really know earth customs (and since peter’s lived in space so long, he’s clueless too), you could definitely teach him some! i should probably draw again him soon, you’re making me wanna rewatch gotg again cause i miss peter
OMGOMG HI JOHNNY AND OMGG YAYAYYYY!!!!!!!! ^_^) !! AN ALIEN PRINCE OMGG THATS SO FUN AND CUTE peter you better not fumble this i’ll try to give him the best advice known to mankind (im also the worst at romance uh sorry pete..) I’LL DEF TEACH THEM EARTH CUSTOMS!!! I need to take them to an imax movie or somewhere silly so bad hehehe AND AAAA DO IT DO ITTT!!!!! I wanna rewatch them all so insanely bad too 😭💖 IF YOU DO LMK I NEED TO SEE MORE OF YOUR SHIP WITH HIM!!! 💓
#📫 ask box!#so many marvel things i wanna rewatch/watch..#YOU SHOULD DO A FUN AU WITH WHAT IF!PETER !!!#idk if you ever watched what if but theres an episode where peter never got abducted by yondu so he works at dairy queen eheheh
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౨ৎ First Time with Sukuna ౨ৎ
warnings: minors please stay back!
a/n: I was writing this all last night. well, i was roughly writing it and yeah… IT WAS FUN eheheh i love him i just want him so bad i wish he was real ughhh but yeah this is more smutty than the choso one i wrote so let me know if i did okay! please ( ^ω^ ) oh also! i didn’t know there was a character limit on here? so now i know why when people write longe things on here they separate sections! i’ll need to get used to that!!! and if theres mistakes ignore it i didn’t proof read it >:( ♡
You and your boyfriend have yet to have sex. Why? You think his dick is gonna kill you.
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“Are you gonna run?” Sukuna asks with his large hand on your head. “No.” You answer back muffled. “What was that?” He proceeds to turn your head away from the pillow he's stuffed your face into, hoping for you to repeat yourself.
“I won't run Sukuna,” you tell him.
His lips start to form a boyish smirk, “Good girl.”
Right now, Sukuna has you flat against his California King with his thick length teasing your folds. He’s questioning you right now because you’ve tried to run away from him. Twice. Why? Because your freakishly tall boyfriend obviously has a freakishly big dick. Do you want to fuck him? Yes, of course. But do you want to die? Fuck, no.
“Baby, look at me.” You slowly stare at your boyfriend with a pout on your face. “I’ll take care of you, I promise, okay?” he softly says. You nod your head in agreement as he kisses down your spine. “I’d never hurt you. Wouldn’t dream of it, ever.” He’s leaning over you, staring at you deeply. “Okay, I can take it,” you tell him which prompts his cocky smile you love. You turn your face back into his pillow as you feel your face get hot. “You embarrassed now?” He laughs. You roll your eyes at him, “Just shut up and get on with it.”
“Oh? Now you want me to fuck you? What were you tryna do 10 minutes ago?” He questions as he carefully slips into you. “Relax, beautiful,” he sighs, and of course, you oblige, calming your nerves, waiting for him to fully be inside of you. “That’s it, baby… Fuckkk just like that, you’re perfect, so fucking perfect.” He groans. You feel him stretching you out little by little. He’s massive. You really know how to pick ‘em. “Kuna,” you whine, “I know, baby, I’m not even halfway. You want me to stop?” “No, I can take it,” you confidently say. “Good fucking girl.” Sukuna proudly says to you.
He continues to slowly push his length into your pussy while reassuring you’ll be okay. Sukuna begin to groan to himself “Ha-hah, you feel amazing, fuck, oh baby you’re mine, I’m never letting you go.” He’s finally inside you with his dick sitting snuggly near your cervix “Sukuna, it feels s-so good,” you whine to your delirious boyfriend. “Can I move, please?” You hum in agreement, patiently waiting for him to move. He starts slowly easing in and out of your wet pussy almost passing out at how warm and tight you are. He leans down onto your back, snaking his beefy, tattooed arm around your waist and pushing his his deeper into your hips. Your boyfriend began to grunt in your ear, “You feel so good, I-I don't know what to do with myself, tell me, tell me what you want from me, baby.”
“Fuck me ‘Kuna, ‘nd don’t stop.”
He begins to pound into you like a madman. Sweat dripping onto your face as he groans into your ear. You’re loving this. It’s like you have him on a leash. He’s animalistic, pounding into you with so much power yet so much love. He's obsessed with you. Luckily for the 2 of you, he has no neighbours because, trust, he would have had police at his door for having multiple noise complaints. His thick length is hitting the right spot, every. Single. Time. Why didn’t you make love with him sooner?
“Ohhh, you feel me hah, you feel me in there doll, hmm?”
“I fe-feel it ‘Kuna, mhmm, I love it, love it so much.” He laughs, still thrusting into you manically pleading for your cum. He’s dying for it. “Come ‘ere.” He demands. “Wha-” before you can question him, Sukuna is pulling you up against his bulky chest, wrapping his muscular arm around your neck, putting you in a headlock. “I need you to cum. Can you give me that, hmm?” He proceeds to nod your head for him, himself like you’re his puppet, “ such an angel, you always do as I say, he mentions, and he's right, most things he wants you to do, you do and vice versa, you own each other's hearts. He’s fucking into slowly but roughly and it’s enough for your climax to approach. “I’m gonna cum, ‘Kuna, I- please,” you beg him.
“Look at me.” He says as he tightens his arm around your neck. You stare at him with pleading eyes, begging for your release. He kisses you lovingly, telling you to wait for him; he wants to finish with you and only you. “I’m with you, baby, let go,” he whispers onto your plump lips. And you do as such, you’re cumming, so hard that your vision turns white, you’ve never felt this way before from sex? NO, this wasn’t just sex, it was love making. You yearn for each other, which is what makes it more beautiful and fulfilling.
You were scared Sukuna would kill you with his dick and he 100% did. You’re sure you died and went to heaven, and you’re still not back yet.
“Are you with me?” Sukuna asks as he pokes and prods at you. “You… You murderer, you're a MURDERER SUKUNA!” You pick up a pillow and smack it on his face continuously. Sukuna takes the pillow you’ve been attacking him with out of your hands and gawks at you,
“Okay, drama queen, let's go shower.”
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𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙏𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧
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mentions of: yeah its just sex,, uhhhh ya get together at the end but it’s pretty vanilla and i think this might be one of my fav writings for iida so far ehehehe this story was so fun to make. I plan on making a pt.3 and I’m going to postttt soon idk :P
part one
moodboard here!
You tied a cute bow in the belt of your robe once more, walking over to him and fixing the glasses on his oh so cherry red face. “Tenya..?” You ask, sitting on the side of the table next to him. You glance down at the sketch, seeing how far he had actually gotten. It was pretty impressive for someone who is a beginner when it comes to realism, or art itself really. “Do you want some help?”
His jaw was slack, staring up at you now that you were so much closer. Whatever perfume you had on almost made him faint, and there was nothing he could really formulate besides a very quiet, “Ex..excuse me?”
“I said, Do you want some help..?” You tease, leaning down so your faces were only a few inches from each other. You reach for his tie, slowly sliding your hand down his chest. “I wouldn't want you to fail just because your model was a distraction..” You lean closer, gripping the end of his tie as ruby eyes glancing down at your pretty plump lips.
Did you mean help help him, or draw it yourself? There was no way he was reading into this wrong, right? Did you see his hard-on the whole time?? He gave a long blink, trying to keep his head on straight. “I w..would love-” Before he could finish the sentence, you tug on the tie and press your lips against his. He melted into you, hands placing themselves onto your hips softly almost as if you’d break if he did touch you.
He had yearned for this for so long. There was no way you felt this way all this time and he never picked up on it. The thought only made him deepen the kiss, his hands moving to hold your face in his palms. You let his tie go with a smile, giggling at his eagerness to kiss you back. You place your hands on his shoulder, feeling him stand but refusing to let his lips leave yours. It felt like fireworks were going off around the two of you, only pulling away when you both needed the air.
Tenya was once again standing with crooked glasses, red faced, and this time slightly out of breath. “Y/n I.. Why didn’t.. How did I not..” He panted, after what was only a few seconds, he crashed his lips against yours before you could even respond to his stuttering. You whimpered in response, attempting to untie the tie the best you could with your eyes closed. He helped you, loosening it and letting his hands tangle themselves behind your head and into the kitchen of your hair the best he could. He just wanted you closer. Closer than he already was.
You pull away from him, feverishly leaving kissing along his sharp jawline. He sighed, hands going back to your waist patiently. He rubbed your sides up and down as you kissed down his neck, letting out a breathless whine at the missing feeling of your warm lips against his.
“Why haven't we ever k..kissed before now if this is how you ..f-felt..” He sucked in a sharp gasp once you kissed the right side of his neck. Bingo. You bit down on that spot listening to him groan in your ear, gripping your hips a little harder.
You open your legs slightly so he can stand between them, his body involuntarily pulling you towards the edge as he takes the step towards you. “Because I can't lose you.. I never thought you'd feel the same..” You mumble against his skin, leaving open mouthed kisses down to his collar before unbuttoning it.
You could feel the hard-on poke at your thigh, tauntingly moving to grind against him. After all, the silk of your robe was the only thing keeping him from well.. you. He ached, looking down at you with an almost heartbroken look in his eyes.
“Of course I do, I have wanted you for a very long time.. I know I can treat you better than anyone else out there y/n. It hurts so bad when you'd find someone else more interesting than me. I thought I was too..” He paused for a second, groaning as he grinded against you subconsciously. “A square, if you will.” He chuckled nervously at the admission, feeling you nipping at the most sensitive part of his neck as he let out soft moans and grumbles.
You pull away to look at him, fixing his glasses from earlier with a small giggle. “There's nothing wrong with liking books, or wanting to follow the rules..” Manicured hand began to unbutton his collar and down his shirt.
“And I just never thought you'd go for someone like me. I assumed you'd want a shy girl or somthin’.. I guess we really did make an ass out of u and me.” You tease, giggling once more at your own play on words. You stopped about halfway down his shirt unless this was too much. You didn't wanna be too pushy but God did you want to see those abs.
He let out a small laugh as well, staring down at your gorgeous lips. “I would have told you a lonnnng time ago, y/n. I'm sorry I didn't–” He started, feeling your finger press against his lips to stop him.
“We know now, don't we? Now we move forward.” You wrap your legs around his waist, watching him nod until you move your finger away. “How about I finally help you?” You run a hand down his chest, watching him shudder at the feeling of your acrylics.
He leaned over you, hands moving onto the table rather than on your hips. “If we're going to do anything, I want to do it the right way..” You wanted to pout at his response. He was right, being caught would be absolutely terrible for the both of you. I guess it wouldn't hurt to go back to one of your apartments and finish? Ugh but then the mood is different..
As the gears in your brain worked, Tenya still mindless pressing against you, began kissing you once more. You smile, coconut colored eyes following as he kisses your neck. This time looking for you to gasp or make some sort of noise. His lips smirked against your skin, kissing down to your shoulder and moving the robe off of it. He bit right between your neck and shoulder, causing you to squeal and grip onto his shirt.
Your eyes fluttered, feeling him kiss down to your collarbone. He guided a hand to unbutton the rest of his shirt, the other going back to resting on your waist. He made sure to kiss down the valley of your breasts, not breaking eye contact with you once had he looked up.
“May I?” He motioned to the robe, watching you quickly shrug the silk off of your other shoulder and pulling the tie of your belt. All he needed was to open it up completely. He chuckled at your quickness, letting it pull around your legs once again. He made sure to kiss both of your boobs, finishing with the unbuttoning of his shirt. He used that hand to pinch at your nip, putting the other in his mouth to suck on.
You arch your back into his touch, whimpering as you squeezed your legs around him in response. You could feel him smile, swapping to give your girls equal attention. He felt you buck at such simple actions, kissing down your navel and to where your robe pooled.
“You sound so sweet.. I need to taste you. Wouldn't be gentlemanly of me to go first baby,” You melted at the name, nodding hurriedly. He smiled, going onto his knees and scooping his arms under your knees. He pulled you to the edge, watching you jolt in surprise. You could feel your heart beating in more places than one. The entire time the only thing that had been covering you up was that flimsy piece of silk which he finally moved out of the way, staring down at you for a moment.
This obviously wasn’t the first time he’s been in a sexual situation, but he couldn’t help but freeze for a moment. You were so stunning.. ethereal even. He really didn’t mean to stare, not wanting you to think something was wrong or he was too scared. Just very much in love with the look of you. He finally breaks concentration, looking up at you with a small smile. “You promise this is okay?” He wanted to double check just in case you saw him as he saw himself.. God forbid you did.
“I promise.” You put your pinky out, watching him move his hand from your thigh to interlock his pinky with yours. Without any hesitation, he shoved his glasses up and opened your legs wider. He kissed your clit before starting to suck on it, crimson eyes staring up at you to see what he was doing well vs what you didn’t like as much. Your breathing hitched, hand going to take the glasses and set them on the table so you could grip onto his hair the correct way. You rut your hips towards him, staring down in awe.
He couldn’t help but stare back up at you, strong hands keeping your thighs pressed against his shoulders despite your involuntarily squirming. He swirled his tongue around your bundle of nerves, hands gripping onto your thighs so he could be as close as possible. You tasted so sweet. Damn near sweeter than fruit, only making him want more. Flattening his tongue against you and going back to giving your sensitive spot hell.
You pulled at his navy blue hair, hands gripping onto him as you rode yourself against his tongue. Stuttering out praises through pants and moans, “Ffffuck.. tenya-ah!~” You squeak out, thighs beginning to shake from wanting to close. He slithered a hand from your thigh, teasingly tracing his index finger around your entrance. “Don’t t..tease me!” You leaned forward, hair falling around your shoulders as you looked down at him.
“Please please pl-ngh~!” Your begging was stopped by the feeling of two thick fingers sliding into you as he swirled his tongue around your clit some more. He made sure to curl them, feeling you clench around his fingers drove him insane. Thrusting his fingers into you even faster than his tongue was moving. You could feel yourself getting closer to the edge, the knot in your stomach starting to tighten. You couldn’t keep quiet even if you really wanted to. You were on another planet.
The face you made when you came could only be described as angelic to iida, he watched as you came undone around his lips. You laid your back against the table as he lapped it up. Almost liked someone dying of dehydration. He slowed his fingers down, sliding them out of you to lick his fingers clean. He lightly placed your legs back onto the table. “You taste divine, you know that?” He asked, unbuckling his belt and tossing his wallet on the table.
You blink up at him, panting and giggling. “I know now,” You stared up at him, messy haired and mouth wet as lustful but loving eyes stared down at you. You took a mental picture, biting your lip to hold back your happy giggles. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, sliding the belt off and placing it on the chair behind him. “Let me,” You lean forward, unbuttoning his dress pants hurriedly and unzipping them. It ached being hard for so long, but as many times as he’s imagined this to play out, he was always going to make you feel good first.
“I need you, y/n..” He admitted almost in a whisper, reaching for his glasses so he could actually see you. You tug his pants down, letting out a small laugh to yourself at the red checkered underwear he wore before pulling them down as well. You assumed he’d be big, the man is 6 foot and built like a fucking unit.
What you weren’t expecting was for it to spring right in front of your face. There’s no way that can.. Well, Doesn’t matter if it fits or not. No way you’d miss the opportunity. He let out a chuckle, assumingly at your wide eyes.
“You have me,” You smile up at him with half lidded eyes, changing your expression quickly so you werent the one looking like a deer in headlights. You grab his cock with manicured nails, licking the precum from his tip before siding as much as you could into your throat.
His breath hitched, a small groan leaving his lips. “No sweetheart, I mean I need you. As much as.. I’d l..love you to,” He let out a breathless sigh filled with pleasure, head tilting back.
“Keep.. feeling your mouth, I need you. Awfully bad, I might a..add.” He struggled to speak, moans escaping his lips as he felt you take him completely down your throat for a moment. You pulled away with a pop, smiling up at him.
“Whatever you want, sir..” You tease, sitting up and putting your hands on his shoulders, slowly sliding them to his neck to cup his face. “Give me a few more kisses, huh mister?” You didn’t even have time to lean up, feeling his lips desperately go back to yours. You tangle your hands in his messy hair once more, feeling him lay you down gently.
He pulled your legs to the edge once more, listening to the squeak you let out as he subconsciously manhandled you. He looks over to the wallet he tossed on the table earlier, opening it to fish for a condom that he always carried around. Not that he ever thought he’d really use it.
“You don’t need one,” You see him quickly look at you as if you were insane, vermillion eyes studying your face. “I’m serious! If worse comes to worse I’ll stop by the pharmacy. I want us both to actually feel it..” You sit up once more, pretty brown eyes staring up at him pleadingly. You place a hand on his arm, which was enough for him to go standing right back in front of you.
“Are you sure, y/n? Absolutely positive?” He asked carefully, cock twitching at the cold air of the room. The snow from the skylight had covered it so much the room was practically black if it weren’t for the very dim but few lights in the room. You nod, giving him a reassuring kiss on the cheek.
“I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t mean it,” You smile, laying back down. Big hands gripped your hips as he lined himself up to you, staring down at your sensitive bud for a moment before slowly sliding the tip into you. You whimper, gasping and letting your eyes roll back as he slid what you could take into you. You felt full, eyes trying to focus on the man in front of you.
“Fuck..” He muttered, leaning over you and kissing up from your collarbone to your neck, holding you close as he started to move gently into you. He knew he was big, and he didn’t plan on hurting you. he wanted it to be the best experience you’ve ever had.. despite the uncommon location. You hug him quickly, whining out and pressing your face into his shoulder. It couldn’t get closer than this.. Or so you thought, feeling him slowly start to fuck you open and press against that spot. Tears well in the corners of your eyes, gasping and biting the pain into his shoulder.
He hissed, making sure to go as slow as his mind and body would let him. He needed to see you completely undone, but your comfortability and adjusting to it would come first. “It’s okay sweetheart, ‘m right here. I got you. “ He whispered into your ear, nipping at your lobe with a small smile. You could hear how passionate he was in his voice, letting your legs wrap around him once more.
After a few more slow thrusts into you, you move from his shoulder and whisper back. “F..Fuck me like you mean it, Ten. I can take i..it.” You mewled out, feeling him kiss from your cheek to your lips before slamming into you. You squeaked, having trouble trying to kiss back. You couldn’t quiet down even if you wanted to. Your nails grab at his back, lightly scratching so you didn’t rip his skin open. Shit, fucking you like this you might not be able to stop yourself.
He shuddered at the feeling, pulling away from your lips to leave open mouthed kisses against your neck. You bite your lip hard, you didn’t know what time it was but you knew there were still people in the building. He slid his hands up to your back, letting his hands hold onto your shoulders from underneath you to keep you still while he fucked your brains out.
You were seeing stars, biting and leaving hickeys all over him to muffle yourself. He gritted his teeth, glancing down at you through foggy glasses. “You take it so good, honey.. Need..Need you like this all the time.” He huffed out, letting out another breathless chuckle at your fucked out expression. “Can I have you?”
Broken sobs of pleasure was really all you could give in return, nodding as quick as you could before kissing him once again. He smiled against your lips, letting a hand slide down to your clit. He only thumbed over it a few times before you came, legs squeezing tighter against his torso. He pulled his hand away, moving both of them back to your hips. He was obviously close too, but it felt so good he wasn’t sure he could pull out exactly in time.
“G-Gotta let me pull out, honey..” You shake your head no, burying your face into his skin once again. “Need.. need to feel.. In me– cum in me.” He began to slow down, trying to think through racing thoughts and how good you felt around him. It wasn't much time to make the decision and professionalism was already out the window at this point. “P.. Please- please tenya~?” You cry out, hugging close to him. If that’s what you wanted, he was going to oblige.
He gave a couple more thrusts, cumming into you and holding you close. Once you pulled away enough, he left peppered kisses amongst your neck and jaw.
You smile, sighing out tiredly before giving him a few kisses on his poor red lips. “You are my favorite human being on the planet,” You huff out, trying to continue but your thoughts were a bit scrambled. “I’m yours. For as long as you want me.”
He quickly responded, kissing your cheek in conformation. “Forever. I want you to be mine.. Forever.” He was sweaty, hair sticking to his forehead and still out of breath himself. His face was red, eyes hanging low from both tiredness and wonderment.
You giggle at his response, taking his glasses and cleaning them with the silk of the robe that was under you.
“Forever it is.”
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It's Christmas Eve and Leon can't quite wrap his head around his drop-dead-gorgeous girlfriend's need to be 4 inches off the ground, but maybe there's more to your fashion choices than what he considers a faux pas.
f / m, established relationship, tooth ROTTING fluff, the barest baby twinge of angst and surprise ending ehehehe. also, super short!
word count: 898 // read on ao3
a/n: christmas in july oh my lord. tmi i'm on my period and i've had lover by taylor swift on blast for 3 hours :( give your girl a break and pretend my dividers match
find more drabbles in my collection: sketches for my sweetheart the drunk!
“No, sweetheart, the- no, the buckle comes off the other way.”
If he were a lesser man, Leon would be laughing his head off at your flushed cheeks and bleary pout. You were going to do this right here, right now, plunked on the frozen stoop of your front door, mere steps from the warmth of your apartment.
“I can take off my own shoes! I bought them my- hic! -self.”
“You did, sweetheart, “ Leon soothes as he gets down on one knee, “and I know you can take them off fine, but you weren’t drunk when you bought them, were you?”
“I’m not drunk. I’m just...” you sulk. You would have sold the act too if it wasn’t for a sleepy jerk of your head. You always get sleepy when you’re, “...tipsy.”
Ah, there it is.
Your toes are a half-frozen cherry red as Leon unclasps the buckle adorning your beloved heels.
There’s not much Leon can do about your affinity for heels, even in the winter, so he grew a sixth sense for detecting falls around the time you almost tripped headfirst into the Christmas table at your parents’ house. You haven’t quite put together yet why he’s so on his toes when you wear stilettos, but Leon is okay with that. Batman never reveals his identity and if this is how he keeps Gotham’s urgent cares a little less occupied, so be it.
The fact of the matter is that Leon has perfected his method to three steps:
Watch for abnormal movement in your fingers. You start fluttering them like you’re Tinkerbell. Like you’re trying to take off from the ground and fly right back up to heaven without him, and he can’t have that just yet.
Assume position when you start laughing too hard at his jokes to distract from the fact that you’re about to fall. You never laugh at his one-liners (the best he’s ever gotten out of you is a giggle and that was on his birthday).
Engage nearest mode of rescue the second your eyes start flitting around in search of a place to land.
But above all, the one condition that puts him on red alert is when you’ve been drinking. His sweetheart is a complete lightweight.
And tonight, you’d had too much fun at Claire’s Christmas dinner.
It takes a little longer than usual for Leon’s icy fingers to undo the buckle on your other shoe. “The mulled wine was that good, huh?” he asks, his lips curving into a smile as he looks up at you and your crossed arms.
He gets a hmph! in response.
“You look beautiful. You always do, it’s just…could we maybe save the ankle-breaking shoes for when the ground’s not frozen over?”
The frown flies back on your face within seconds. His peace treaty’s gone south. “But Leon, they’re my Christmas heels! I always wear them on Christmas.”
Oh, he knows.
“That’s why they’re Christmas heels,” you point out.
Of course, you’re right. They’re the very same Christmas heels that so rudely interrupted his enjoyment of your mom’s to-die-for lamb roast. Leon’s also sure that they’re the ones that got repurposed on New Year’s Eve two years back. He had to kiss you under the table next to the girls chowing down grapes, and it’s a lot less romantic when half of them shoot you death glares while they’re wishing to not spend Valentine’s Day alone again. Come to think of it, Leon hasn’t had grapes in a while.
“It’s not Christmas if I don’t wear them,” you mumble.
You don’t sound so sure of yourself.
Leon’s plea deal might be back on the table.
His thumb rubs circles on your ankle as you swallow. His knee’s freezing over, almost attached to the sidewalk by now, but your mouse-quiet confession glues him to the spot.
“I lied.”
“These aren’t your Christmas heels?”
A snowdrop tear rolls down your cheek.
“I didn’t buy them. You did, for me. I love them. Love you.”
You sniffle so sweetly, your cheeks still candy-apple red as he wraps your scarf tighter to keep you from catching a cold on his account. But it’s not enough to distract Leon from the fact that he bought you these shoes?
Oh no, no, no, you’re nodding as Leon’s face freezes into a horrified grimace. He’s responsible for the Heels from Hell?
“Sweetheart, I just don’t want you getting hurt.” He takes your hands in his as your lower lip wobbles. He feels just awful. “It’s Christmas because I get to spend it with you, okay? Heels or no heels.”
“You mean it?”
“Those damn things have nearly sent you to the hospital, of course I mean it.”
And finally, finally, you smile. Hark! The herald angels sing.
“Let’s get you inside.” Leon smiles back, pressing a kiss to your forehead. He’d have gotten up too if he hadn’t suddenly come to a comical stop, his left knee still perpendicular to the ground.
You look down and stifle a giggle. “Leon, you’re frozen to the sidewalk.”
“So I am. Ow.”
You lend him a helping hand as the two of you stumble inside the warm apartment, and Leon thinks he’ll go online shopping once you fall asleep. For less dangerous Christmas heels, sure.
But also something else. Something shiny.
He really didn’t mind being on one knee for you.
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azul meeting leech parents and leech twins meeting ashengrotto parents?
Family means Nobody is Left Behind or Forgotten.
Azul meeting the Leech parents!
“Ahhh, you must be Mr. and Mrs. Leech. It’s wonderful to finally meet the parents of my dear vice dorm leader Jade and my invaluable associate Floyd. Azul Ashengrotto, at your service.”
His smile was dialed up to 11 as he produced business cards from within his jacket. One for the father and one for the mother, then an extra card apiece in case the first were lost or damaged. Azul handed them over with a flourish. Only Mr. Leech accepted a single card, slipping it from the boy by pincering his index and middle fingers like a crab’s claw.
He held it out for his wife—a hand covering her mouth, hiding her expression. Mr. Leech ran his own gaze over the printed text, reading simultaneously. Name, positions, contact information. His eyes slightly narrowed, in that almost imperceptible way that Jade’s did.
Ah, there’s the family resemblance.
“I would provide you with my own, but I’m afraid you would have to sign an NDA first. Due to the nature of my… occupation, there are many legal hoops for others to jump through.”
“An NDA!! I see that you’re a man after my own heart,” Azul gushed. “I’m a businessman myself, so I completely understand the importance of keeping trade secrets. Please, think nothing of it. Just keeping my information on file is enough for me.”
With a nod, Azul’s business card vanished into Mr. Leech’s suit. “Agreeable young man.”
It was difficult for Azul to hold his smirk at bay. Bingo. I’ve gotten an ‘in’.
“Ehhhh, how strange. You’re a little different in real life than how Jade and Floyd described you,” Mrs. Leech piped up, giggling.
“Oh? And how, may I ask, did they describe me?”
“Let’s see… What was it again? Do you remember their specific wording, angelfish?”
“I believe it was… ‘A cute, squishy crybaby with an absolutely terrible personality. High-strung and hopelessly greedy. Prod him in the right places and his composure will break down completely. A treat to bully.’ Something to that effect.”
“Wh-What…!!” Azul sputtered, his jaw agape. “I-I am no such thing!! I STRONGLY refute their claims.”
Those two…! Making me sound like an utter buffoon to their parents!!
“My, myyy~” Mrs, Leech drawled, latching onto her husband’s arm. “Did you see that just now? His cheeks turned bright pink and his eyes went sooo wide. He really is as adorable as Jade and Floyd said he is!”
“Is that so? Hmm… I’m getting hungry myself. The young man is starting to look rather appetizing.”
“A-Are you joking!?” Azul demanded, bolting up from his seat. “If so, I do not find this the least bit amusing…!!”
“Fufufu. Perhaps you can kindly recommend a hearty octopus dish or two from your eatery’s menu.”
“Ehehehe~ I’m so pleased that Jade and Floyd have such a fun friend around at school!”
“This is no laughing matter!!”
Jade and Floyd meeting the Ashengrotto parents!
“Mr. and Mrs. Ashengrotto.”
“Azul’s mom and dad!”
"It's nice to see you again, ma'am," the twins said in unison. They wore a matching smile, showing all of their sharp teeth. "And it's nice to finally meet you, sir."
“Ah, I recognize you.” Mrs. Ashengrotto’s eyes lit up with realization. “You’re the Leech boys that would come by and drag him out to play with you. You used to be so small—look at you now, you’ve grown so much!”
“Yup, that’s us!”
“We were little rascals back then. It was terrible of us to pull Azul away from his precious studies." Jade chuckled into one hand. "But not to worry, we've been on the straight and narrow ever since those childhood days. Isn't that right, Floyd?"
"Yeah, Jade~"
"It must be fate that you were brought back together at Night Raven College." Mr. Ashengrotto's laugh was warm and hearty, like a stew in the dead of winter. "What do you three get up to nowadays?"
"Lotsa stuff! Azul's got this whooole operation going on, and we're there to help him out," Floyd replied cryptically. "Jade and I advertise and do crowd control! Azul's the brains, he handles the plans and money and whatever."
"Advertise" as in, "luring unsuspecting souls into making deals" and "crowd control" as in, "dealing with debtors who tried to weasel out of those deals". Trinkets, money, talents. Everything Azul collected had a chance of being paid for in blood. Dirty prizes--but it was a secret none had to know.
"You work well as a group," Mrs. Ashengrotto remarked. "Reminds me of myself and my own restaurant staff!"
"Well, Azul does often speak about how he respects you. It does not surprise me that he works to live up to your sparkling reputation." Jade's eyes cut to a table across the way, where Azul was seated and chatting with his own parents. He appeared to be flustered about something, having risen from his seat, his mouth flapping in protest while Mr. and Mrs. Leech grinned widely. Jade himself smirked at the sight.
"He's been a blast to be around!" Floyd agreed, slinging an arm around his twin. "Azul's suuuch a good leader. Think we'll be stickin' with him to the ends of Twisted Wonderland and back, hehe."
"That's right, Floyd."
Until he becomes boring, he had once claimed. It had been winter break, and they were seated on the floor of Scarabia's lounge, mancala beads in hand. Azul had agreed, had already considered that inevitability.
But Moray eels were not known for their honesty. The truth, they only spoke out of his earshot.
"It's nice that you'll always be there for each other. I envy that deep bond you share." Mr. Ashengrotto raised his glass--provided free, courtesy of Azul. "A toast? To the future of our boys and their friendship."
Mrs. Ashengrotto followed her husband's lead. Then Jade, then Floyd.
Their glasses met in the middle with a resounding clink.
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Rewarding revenge
🎂: epic the musical
🧁: Hermes
🍫:Odysseus
Summary: Hermes has tickled Odysseus one too many times for his liking. Time for a little payback.
A/N; thank you to the anon who gave me this idea! If you see this I hope it’s to your liking! I’m not super proud of the ending but whatever. Also, yay, more shameless lee Hermes! Enjoooyyy :3
Cw: mild swearing, really intense tickles! (But don’t worry, he enjoys every second of it.)
Rewarding revenge
It was another day on the ship, and Odysseus was thinking.
He had just had another interaction with Hermes a few days prior, and like he usually did, Hermes had decided to tickle the shit out of him.
While he didn’t.. hate it.. it was still annoying, and he wanted a bit of revenge.
So, he sent up a hopefully non-conspicuous prayer to summon Hermes.
When Hermes got the message, simply asking to hang out, he was definitely suspicious, but also amused and endlessly curious. So, he decided to go. Might be fun, after all! And Hermes is always up for some fun.
So, later that evening, when Odysseus was spending some time in his room, Hermes appeared.
“Hey, friend! I got your little prayer!”
Odysseus was honestly a little shocked that worked. He sat up in his bed, gently patting the space next to him.
“Ah, Hermes! Come, sit!”
Hermes smiled brightly and sat next to the soldier. “Well, how do you do?”
“Ah, I’m well. You?”
“I’m good as well! I must say, it’s not often I get a request just to hang out! I’m quite delighted you wished to spend time with me!”
Odysseus chuckled a bit. “Ah, well, you’ve been nice to me, and you’re pleasant enough company.”
“I know I am, thanks for noticing!” Hermes winked, playfully posing in a showy manner.
Odysseus laughed. He had summoned Hermes for ulterior motives, but he actually was quite funny.
He scooted a little closer, hoping Hermes wouldn’t notice. Hermes did notice, but he pretended he didn’t. He was curious! Wanted to see where this was going.
“So, what did you want to talk about, friend?” Hermes asked, still grinning.
“Ah, nothing in particular. Just whatever comes to mind.”
“I see, just a causal chat! Always love one of those- I’m quite the conversationalist!”
The joking remark got another laugh out of Odysseus, which caused Hermes to grin proudly. He was always happy to make someone laugh.
“That you are.” Odysseus got a little closer again.
“did you have free time to come down here? Or are you skipping out on your duties?” Ody asked, a playfully teasing tone to his voice.
“Hmm, not telling~” Hermes shrugged and then sing-songed in response.
Odysseus laughed again. “So you are skipping out? I mean, I imagine you’re quite the busy god, with all the various domains you have.”
“True! But I’m also quite speedy, don’t you forget! Nah, I had some time.” Hermes revealed with a laugh if his own.
“Ah, well that’s good. Wouldn’t want to distract you from your job, now would we?”
“That we would not.” Hermes laughed again, his little squeaky giggle.
Odysseus posed a question, seemingly out of nowhere. “So, Hermes- do you like to laugh?”
Hermes seemed a little surprised at the sudden question, but answered nonetheless. He had a feeling this might be why he was actually summoned.
“Why, of course I do! Who doesn’t?”
“Ah, that’s good. Let me help you with that!” Without any further warning, the captain snapped his arms around the god and started to scribble against his ribs.
Hermes immediately bursted into happy giggles, not trying to hold back in the least.
“Ehehehe- Ohohody! Ahahaha!” He called a bit, squirming slightly.
“What’s wrong? Can’t take what you dish out?”
“Ehehehehehaha! Ohoho, thahat tihihickles! Ehehehe!” Hermes giggles were bubbly and almost childish in nature, such a purely joyful sound that it made Odysseus laugh along with it.
“Ha! It’s about time I got a little payback!”
Hermes could easily get out of this. Easily. He was very powerful, after all. But he didn’t want to, and he wasn’t ashamed to admit it. But. He wanted to see if Ody could figure it out on his own.
“So, how’s it feel to be on the other end, huh?”
“Tihihickly!” Hermes snarked, an obvious statement, for amusement. It worked as intended, getting a small amused huff from Odysseus.
“Well no shit, Sherlock. That’s the point.”
To accentuate his words, Odysseus moved his hands to Hermes’ tummy, starting to press lightly on the surface.
Hermes giggles immediately increased in pitch, such a joyful, silly, sugar-sweet sound that Odysseus couldn’t help but laugh along. 
“Eeehahahahaha ohoho nohoho, dohohont doho thahat- ehehehehehe!”
“You know, you could probably escape easily if you really wanted to.” Odysseus commented, successfully realizing the thing Hermes wasn’t even trying to hide.
“Ihihi knohow! Ehehehehe!”
“So, why aren’t you? Do you perhaps like this?”
Hermes nodded, gleeful and giddy as he laughed. “Yehehehehes! Ehehahahahaha-! Tohook yohou lohong ehenohough toho fihigure ohout!” Hermes teased slightly, never one to hold his tongue.
“Oh, really? Are you in any position to give me sass?” Odysseus teased, getting far more into the role now that he knew his friend was enjoying it. He pressed down harder, vibrating clawed hands into Hermes’ stomach.
Hermes squealed, a bouncy, bubbly laugh falling freely from his chest. “Eeee! Ahahahaha thahahat reheheally tihihickles ehehehehehe!”
“Good. Maybe that’ll teach you not to sass me.” Odysseus didn’t let up, still pressing vibrating claws into the god’s belly, making him laugh giddily, his wings flapping slightly.
Odysseus’ eyes followed the motion of the white feathers, and he smirked. He took one hand and moved it up, grabbing one of the wings behind his ears and starting to rub the feathers in between his fingers.
Hermes squealed, a high pitched laugh leaving him. “EEEE! NOHOHOHO-! NOHOHOT THEHE WIHINGS!”
“Oh? Not the wings? Not these little wings right here?” Seeing how horribly it tickled the god, Odysseus brought up his other hand to grab the matching wing in the other side and do the same thing.
Hermes was completely lost to his laughter, chest and stomach shaking from the force of it as small tears formed in his eyes. That tickled so! Bad!
“EEEHAHAHA PLEHEHEASE, OHOHODYYY!” His laughter was squeaky and happy, and Odysseus found that it got more and more contagious the longer it went on, not being able to stop himself from laughing along.
“Hehe, that’s a pretty contagious laugh you’ve got there.”
Hermes was too busy laughing and squirming to reply, his sanity starting to slip in the best way from the ticklish sensation. It was driving him mad, unrelenting tingles racing across his wings and causing fluttering laughter to swarm in his belly.
“What’s wrong? Too ticklish to speak?” Odysseus emphasized the word with a teasing lilt, causing a slight blush to form on Hermes’ face.
The room was filled with the happy, bubbly giggles of the god of messages, squealing laughter echoing from him as his very sensitive wings were assaulted with happy, tingly sensations.
“EEE OHODY PLEHEHEHEASEE!” He begged through his loud, squeaky laughter, only partially true. Because he could probably get away if he really wanted to, although it might be harder considering how weak he was from laughter.
Odysseus just chuckled. “Tickle tickle tickle~” he spoke with a teasing lilt, and he could swear that Hermes squeaked at the words.
Hermes was overwhelmed but at the same time so happy. The tickles were driving him crazy and he didn’t even care, because it was so much fun, sending waves of pure joy through him with every wheezing laugh, every contraction of the muscles in his tummy and sides. Tears of joy had fallen at the point, trailing past the shaded boundary from his helmet.
“EEHAHAHA OHODY PLEHEHEASE STAHAHAP! EHEHEHEHEE!”
“I don’t know.. you tickled me first. Twice.”
“IHIM SOHORRRYYY PLEHEHEHEASEE!”
He was absolutely hysterical with laughter, face starting to hurt from being stretched into such a wide smile for so long. His thoughts were so foggy, his brain thoroughly turned to mush from happiness that he couldn’t even think straight enough to use his powers to get away. He loved it so much but at the same time he couldn’t take anymore!
Sensing that Hermes was getting a little overwhelmed, Odysseus decided to give him a small breather, just lightly tapping against his hips to keep him giggling.
Hermes took the chance to greedily take in air, letting his warm face cool down.
“Hehehehehe.. ohoho myhy gohods.. ehehehe- thahat wahahas aha lohot.”
“Oh, did you think we were done? Oh no no no, I don’t plan on stopping any time soon. I want you to be an absolute puddle of laughter by the time I’m through.”
Hermes eyes sparkled with excitement, hidden by the shade of his helmet, a few giddy giggles falling from him. He was honestly excited by the idea, even though he had just been wrecked within an inch of his life, he still wanted more.
Ody smirked as he saw the excitement ripple through the god of speed. “Oh, what was that~? Did that excite you?”
Hermes nodded, still unashamed for his love of being tickled.
Odysseus chuckled in response, before responding with a teasing lilt that caused more giddy butterflies to flutter within Hermes, making him giggle more than he already was from the light taps on his hips.
“Any last words before I make you hysterical again~?”
Hermes thought for a moment, before shaking his head, eager to get on with it.
Odysseus nodded and then started with kneading his tummy, making him burst into giddy laughter immediately.
“Ahahahahahaha! YohOU ahahare reheheally gohood ahat thahahat- EE!” He complained and complimented at the same time, half protesting but not really meaning a word of it.
“Oh, why thank you!” He grinned smugly, and then, just to be evil, he moved his hands to attack Hermes’ underarms and started to blow raspberries all over his belly.
“OHOHO NOHO- EEE! Dohohont dohoho THahahAT-!”
Odysseus felt his inner father emerging, putting on a sort of playful act and making silly noises as he blew raspberry after raspberry onto the messenger’s tummy, using his beard to add an extra layer of ticklishness.
“Omnomnom! This belly is really tasty!” He made little growling and nomming sounds, which made Hermes laugh even harder from amusement at the silly act.
Hermes was absolutely hysterical with laughter, kicking his feet slightly to try and expel the intense giddy energy rippling through him. Each raspberry sent waves of laughter and tingles across his belly, and it didn’t go away. It lingered, and then layered with each new raspberry or nibble, growing more and more ticklish as time went on. Hermes was crying with laughter and happiness, the feeling so intense and so amazing.
He squeaked and squealed as Odysseus blew a raspberry on his lower tummy, then on each side, then right over his bellybutton, then on his ribs, all over his torso, leaving waves upon waves of giddy tingles.
“AHahahahahHEHA! Ihihit tihihickles sohoho BaHAD EhehehehEHEHAHA!” His chest and stomach were shaking and bouncing from his laughter, the wide, giddy smile never leaving his face, his genuine happiness being contagious to Odysseus.
Odysseus chuckled as well, unable to stop himself at hearing the silly, contagious sound of Hermes’ laughter. He decided to lower the intensity for a bit, moving his hands down to start scribbling behind his knees.
Hermes kicked slightly on instinct, but he didn’t try to truly escape. His hysterical, squeaky laughter died down to giggles again, allowing him to take in air.
“Ehehehehe ohoho myhyhy! Ehehe- ihihi cahahant breheheathe- hoholy moholy..” Hermes breathed out through his giggles, taking in breaths and still feeling so giddy.
Odysseus gave him a chance to breathe for a moment, wiggling his fingers behind his knees and tracing around his ankles, before managing to pry his sandals away from his feet slightly, and scratching gently at the soles.
Hermes giggles increased, not nearly as hysterical as it was earlier, but definitely more than it was from the more gentle tracing.
“EhHahHaha ohohohody plehehehease! Ehehehehe!”
“Oh, come on. We both know you don’t actually want me to stop.”
Hermes nodded again. He really didn’t. He protested, yes, but he didn’t mean any of it. It was only instinct, the natural reaction to such intense tickles, even though he enjoyed every second.
After a few more moments, Ody smirked and turned to look at Hermes, speaking with a teasing, taunting tone.
“I’m gonna get your wings~” he sing-songed, scratching at the edge of his ankle, right before where the wings met.
Hermes frantically protested, a giddy nervousness filling his chest and stomach. “Nonononohoho!”
“Yes yes yes~ these soft, little wings are gonna get tickled~”
A faint blush dusted Hermes’ face at the teasing words, so many butterflies and zaps of giddy, nervous excitement rushing through him as the anticipation drove him up the wall.
“Are you ready~”
“Nohoho!” Hermes protested again, even though he would much rather the soldier get it over with rather than deal with this anticipation.
Odysseus smirked again, responding instantly and with a faux lack of sympathy. “Too bad.”
Without any pause, he grabbed each wing on one leg and started to scribble against the feathers, scratching at the base of the wings.
Hermes was once again immediately thrown into heavy , hysterical laughter. “EEHAHAHA! OHOHO MYHYHY GOHODS- NOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE! EEEE!”
Odysseus chuckled again, the contagious laughter fully infecting him. “Oh my, quite ticklish here, are we~?”
Hermes blushed a bit more at the teasing, the fluster only adding to the ticklish experience, if you asked him.
His free wings on the other ankle flapped frantically, drawing the king’s attention.
“Well, would you look at that. It seems like your left set of wings is feeling a little left out.”
“NohOhOHO-! PLEHEHEHEASE!”
“Please tickle your other wings? Why of course!” He taunted, switching sides.
He once again pinched and rubbed the feathers in between his fingers, making Hermes toss his head back as fits of laughter racked his whole body.
He got such an evil thought just then, leaning to one of the wings being his ears and blowing a huge raspberry right on it.
Hermes squealed with laughter once again, absolutely hysterical as mirthful tears dampened his face.
“NOHOHO- EEEEEHAHAHAHAHA! IHIHI CAHAHANT HOHOLY MOHOLY-EEHAHAHAHA!”
Hermes was in absolute ticklish agony, his whole torso quivering with the force of his hysterical laughter from the blissful torture. It was absolutely horrible and yet he loved it so much, rushes of euphoria filling him with every laugh, every raspberry on his wings, every overwhelming ticklish touch.
After only a minute or so of that, Odysseus stopped completely with a final wiggle in his bellybutton, leaving Hermes gasping for air in between fits of residual giggles.
He wiped his eyes under his helmet from the tears of laughter, his face still split in two from his wide smile.
“Ahahahaha.. wohohoah.. yohou’re reheheally gohood ahahat thahahat… ehehehehe…”
Odysseus chuckled a bit. “Yeah, I really did a number on you, didn’t I?”
Hermes nodded, still giggling and trying to cool his breathing and blushing face.
“Are you alright? I didn’t go too far, did I?”
Hermes shook his head slightly. “No, Noho, yohou’re ahalrihihight. That was greheheat.”
“Man, you really like being tickled, don’t you?”
“Yeheheah! It’s fun to laugh like thahat.. ehehehe.”
“Well, I’m glad to have provided that for you.”
“Thahank yohou, daharling.”
“No problem!”
After another minute or so, Hermes finally stopped giggling, and dusted himself off before standing.
“Well, I best be off. I do have a job to do! But don’t be afraid to send a message whenever you want to hang! This was splendid!”
Odysseus chuckled a bit. “And you dont be afraid to come down and ask me for tickles anytime you want.”
Hermes giggled a bit in response. “I’ll keep that in mind. Ta-ta darling!~”
“See ya round!”
And with that, Hermes flew off, leaving with a light heart and a wide smile.
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keep talking | aeri uchinaga



synopsis : your best friend, aeri, was on tour with her fellow aespa members. she missed you a whole lot though, so you guys get on call and she asks you to talk about your day, to ramble, and to just keep on talking<3
pairing : idol!giselle x fem!reader
genre : best friends to fwb, phone call, smut!!
tags : phone sex, giselle is pretty subby in this, so yknow reader is kinda dommy, long distance, bffs to fwb, fingering, clit rubbing, dirty talk, you talk her through it ehehehe, aeri is still an aespa member, they’re on tour, and aeri has practice later help, what a bummer :((
warning : none just horny smut lol
word count : around 1.2k
a/n: this has been in my drafts since july,,, SO sorry,, but anyways i hope you enjoy this :] thank you

“a-s-a-p, babyy, hurry up, don’t be lazyy”
you heard the ringtone from your cellphone, immediately jumping on your bed from excitement as you quickly accepted the anticipated call, not even bothering to read the contact name. you’ve been planning to call her ever since she’s left the country, but she’s just been so endlessly busy recently, you couldn’t help but miss her.
immediately greeted by the voice of your best friend, aeri, a playful “heyyyy.” is what came out of your speaker.
“heyyyyy.” you sang back just as playfully, earning a giggle from her. “how is it in the uk? you having fun?” you ask, occupying your fingers by twirling and playing with your hair as she hummed. her and her band, aespa, were currently on tour. today, they landed in london, and were now getting ready for their concert tomorrow.
“it’s fun!! we landed only a few hours ago but i’m already loving the city so farrr. i went grocery shopping with ning earlier and, it was like.. so fun for no reason??” she told you, you could visualize her smile just from the way she spoke. “it would be so much more fun if you were here though, y/n..” she added, now probably pouting.
you chucked, “it’s okay, aeriii. it’s not like we’re completely separated, we have each other’s number. worst case scenario, we text a couple of times in a day.”
“but it’s not the sameee.” she whined, “seeing your best friend in person and seeing them through a screen is not the same thing at all.”
you tried reassuring her that the tour wasn’t gonna last that long, and that you both were gonna hang out as soon as it was over. she eventually agreed and shrugged the feeling off, asking about your day and how you’ve been.
“to be honest, it’s also been kinda lonely without you so i’ve just been at home in my freetime, sometimes going on walks. though i should say! listening to your music while i’m at work does help, like girl.. that shit gets me so hyped up like m-m-mamba-“ you rambled on and on, confident that she was listening to everything you were saying due to the responsive mhms she let out.
they progressively became less frequent, however, and then, at some point, they just completely stopped. you started worrying, wondering if the signal was gone or something..
“you there?” you ask.
“h-huh? y-yeah i’m still here.” she replied with a slightly shaky voice.
that didn’t sound very convincing.. was she feeling okay? before you could ask, a small noise escaped her lips. a noise that sounded like… a whimper. a whimper that was trying to held back.
“you know, we can call some other time if you don’t feel too well right no-“
“fuck y/n please don’t hang up… keep talking about whatever i don’t care but just.. please k-keep talking. i’m sorry, i’m listening i p-promise.” she interrupted in such a desperate voice, kinda whining in the process as she was breathing heavily into the mic.
you were dumbfounded. this was all so strange.. was she in danger or something? why would she ask you to just keep talking if she was, though? you just sat there for a moment, silent, a confused look plastered on your face.
until it clicked. oh.
oh.
the heavy panting.. the shake in her voice.. begging for you to keep talking.. the slight whimpering??? your stomach pleasantly twisted at the thought, was she actually..?
a smirk began to form.
“aeri..” you pause, contemplating actually asking the question. then,
“are you touching yourself right now?”
no response, just a desperate sigh. she was probably trying to think of an excuse. oh that poor girl. “oh my god you totally are.” you said, feeling like teasing her some more.
“i’m sorry y/n, i - fuck - i just missed you so- mmh..so much i couldn’t help it i’m sorry-.” she whined out.. you were imagining the look she had on her face right now, head probably buried in the pillow.
yet in another whiny voice, “this was a bad i-idea i have practice later and.. fuckfuckfuck-“ is what comes out of her mouth, almost inaudible due to how quiet she was being, careful as to not let the other members next door overhear.
you couldn’t lie, you weren’t expecting her to act like this. she never would say kinky shit to you directly, let alone do it in your company. you guys were close, so you talked about sexual things sometimes, but it was all in good fun. having her masturbate on a call got you unexpectedly and indescribably turned on.
“fuck practice aeri, describe what you’re doing.” you asked, getting undeniably hornier by every small noise she let out.
she exhaled, “i’m - ah - fingering m-myself..”
you slowly unbuttoned your jeans as you were listening to her response, “with how many fingers?” you add.
“t-two..” she panted yet again, your hand already getting into your panties and closer to your cunt.
“are you imagining they’re mine?” you spread apart your pussy lips, gently rubbing on your folds, feeling how wet you already were from her. you exhaled from relief.
she whimpered and squirmed at your words, knowing her, she was most definitely feeling embarrassed right now. then, she let out a needy mhm in response to your question as she was pumping her fingers in and out of herself.
“words, baby.” you added.
“fuck y/n - yes i am..” she quietly moaned out.
“good girl.” you praise, earning a cute little whimper from her. fuck, you couldn’t help it, hearing her pretty moans and knowing that she was touching herself to your voice made you lose it.
you inserted your own fingers into your aroused cunt, letting out a sigh of relief as you were finally doing something about the pool that was growing in between your legs ever since you figured out that your best friend was masturbating to your voice. holy shit, not even the greatest porno ever made could get you this aroused.
then, you heard a chuckle from the other side of the line. “d-did i get you horny?” she teased.
“no shit you did.” you shakily confessed as you could hear her quietly moan, “you sound so good.” you added.
“fuuck i wish i was there with you right now.” she confessed back, her voice obviously still very shaky.
“what would you - mmh - do if y-you were?” you wanted her to explain every little detail, to ramble on and on about what she was thinking of right now.
she slowed down on the fingering, as if it was really going to maximize her thinking, “w-well.. for starters..
i’d probably pin down you on the bed.. get on top of you and m-make out with you, slowly letting my - god - hands roam your entire body as i move my mouth further down. feeling the pressure from your knee in between my thighs..”
her voice started getting shakier while your cunt got just as wet hearing her describe the scene, god you needed to see her face, you needed to see how she was probably squirming at the sensation, how desperate she was getting just from imagining all of it. you needed to see it for yourself.
“aeri.” you shakily let out.
before she could even choke out a response,
“can you get on facetime?”
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Finally thought of an idea to send: bachelors taking care of a drunk builder it kinda plays off ur first set of headcanons and I thought that would be cute lol I'll probably ask for the ladies later but I don't wanna overwhelm you right now
Ehehehe, y'all anons are just the gift that keeps on giving. Apologies for my garbage mental health recently, but I finally managed to power through this one. Let me know if y'all like it or dislike it or disagree entirely, 'cause there's just so much to dig into with these characters.
Mild? NSFW below
For the most part, I treated the bachelors as sober
PSA: Don't be like me. Please learn to drink responsibly
Anyway! No further ado, headcanons for the bachelors taking care of a drunk builder are below the cut :)
Arvio
You're drunk, and this is Arvio we're talking about. Supervision flies right out the window if he's gonna be your DD. That said! He would be a ton of fun while taking care of his drunk builder. If you're more of the runner type, he's right next to you helping to cook up the next step of whatever wild scheme you've got going. If you're a messy drunk, he's the one laughing and holding your purse/drink/tie/whatever. Even if you're throwing up in a corner, he's gonna be right there holding your hair the entire time, while desperately trying not to gag himself.
Most likely, even if he is the assigned DD, he's gonna end the night drunk right next to you lmao. Y'all are gonna stumble back to the workshop together & end up passed out on the floor, just a couple of hot messes. He doesn't know any of the best practices for dealing with a drunk person (keeping them hydrated, knowing when to get them to bed, de-escalating emotional outbursts, signs of alcohol poisoning, etc) so he's just gonna fly by the seat of his pants and assume everything will turn out okay. You're the hero of Sandrock after all! Why wouldn't you be able to handle one too many yakmel milks?
Burgess
He's gonna try; he really is. Let's hope his builder is one of the lovey dovey or sleepy drunks 'cause otherwise, I'm not quite sure Burgess has it in him to really wrangle a more active drunken builder. I love the guy, but as a person very well versed in getting drunk people to sleep, I just don't think he has enough of the spine for it. He can coax and reason all he wants, but herding drunk people is like herding donkeys. It takes a certain level of assertiveness and physical strength to pull off.
That being said, I think end-game Burgess has way better odds. Once he really starts to blossom in his role as Minister, he's gonna really come into his own, and could potentially become the ultimate drunk whisperer. Like, I tend toward the belligerent/runner side of drunk, but even if I was shitfaced on a sidewalk, if Minister Burgess came up to me with his fancy hat and his completely zen soul, I'd listen to anything and everything that man said, no argument.
Ernest
Oh he's narrating in his head the entire time. His builder is gonna be riding a mechanical yakmel or something and he's soliloquizing about the way their hair shines in the garish bar lighting, the wild glint of freedom in their eye as they finally let loose and have fun amidst all the darkness in the world. I think I mentioned this in a previous post, but I definitely think Ernest is no stranger to partying from his time back in Atara growing up with Luna, so despite what you may infer from his being an author, I do think he's very well acquainted with party scenes and drinking, even if he isn't particularly inclined to be the star of the show himself. So he'd be one of the more laid-back bachelors when it comes to taking care of a drunk builder, simply because he has the experience to know when to step in and how to handle a situation if things start to get too rowdy. He knows it's all just about having fun, so even if he has to be the sober one, he's gonna have fun too!
He'll flirt with his drunk builder and get them blushing like crazy both because it's fun and because it makes it easier to get them to drink water and sleep later on. Plus, when you're drunk, you absolutely love the off-the-cuff sonnets he can come up with, no matter how terrible they are. That's probably his favorite bit, tbh. He loves having a captive audience of one where he can be free to just be creative.
Fang
Our grumpy, mother-hen KING. He's getting them to drink water and go to sleep, no ifs ands or buts about it. Again, don't make him tap the sign. He'll try to go about it all nice and lovey at first. "Come on Swan, it's time to go home. You've had enough." But if his builder puts up a fight? (Not a physical one, obviously) I could see him sneaking up behind them with a well-placed acupuncture needle and boom, they're out cold. Like the dead ragdoll Peter Griffin meme? That's the builder, watched over by a very grumpy & irritated doctor. He knows exactly how much of a toll heavy drinking can have on the body, and alcohol poisoning is especially dangerous in those cases. Even with modern IV drips and stomach pumping, alcohol poisoning can often be lethal, so given the lack of medical technology in Sandrock, Fang isn't taking any risks.
That being said, if his builder doesnt' tend to go overboard with the drinking, like in more of a casual social atmosphere than hardcore partying, he'd be very amused! He likes the way you get all giggly and cute with X, just going back and forth being downright silly.
Justice
If he's sober, he's in sheriff mode for sure. "You sure about another drink there partner? Let's try some water first." He's still very good natured about it, though. Sometimes you just wanna kick back and have some fun, and Justice definitely understands that. Like Ernest, he's a very laidback drunken babysitter. Regardless of his own self-doubts about living up to B3's example, he knows he can handle one drunk builder at the very least. Plus, that's his honorary Civil Corps member! It's a relationship built on the kind of trust you can only have with someone you've Seen Some Shit with. When compared to battling Geeglers and Duvos, you getting drunk is pretty much an inconvenience at worst.
Even if he's not the one drinking, he still wants to have fun with you, and he loves how much you absolutely crack up at his dad jokes when you're drinking. He'll wanna spend the night out on the dance floor with you, making lame jokes, giggling over nonsense, maybe even some light pranks on Owen or something.
Logan
Grumpiest babysitter ever. How come he's gotta be the sober one this time? It's not like Rambo doesn't know the way back to the workshop. Though, he is gonna be very entertained if his builder is more on the belligerent side of drunk. Let me cook real quick. You're in a committed relationship, you're drunk, and some random tourist decides tonight is gonna be his lucky night. You're not feeling it and you do try to be polite at first, but the guy is pretty insistent. It's not gonna take long for Logan to make his way over, but before he can even get in close, you're already going off on the dude, letting him know exactly what you think and asking him if he really wants to take this outside. You've taken down far worse than Some Guy, and as soon as Logan realizes you're gonna chew him up and spit him out, the absolute SMUGGEST grin you can imagine is gonna be plastered all over his face. You'll walk back over to Logan, look at the guy and be like, "This is what big dick energy looks like, get tf outta here," and bro is gonna be doing his best not to take you straight back to the workshop and lay you down big style right then and there
If his builder goes too far, he's definitely just throwing them over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes to take home. Like, is Logan a lovey dovey little ball of fluff for his builder? Oh yes, but he's also a man of small patience, so if he sees things getting a little too out of hand, he's going full bouncer mode. He doesn't care if the whole saloon is filled with townies watching on in shock and amusement, he's tossing you over a shoulder and hauling you home. Just try not to throw up on him. Either way, he'll be less grumpy in the morning when you're hungover and he can tease you about it even as he brings you painkillers and water. "Ya just had to be the life of the party, huh?"
Miguel
He's gonna be a bit judgy about it honestly, but of course will treat it like it's his duty as a pastor and as the builder's lover to make sure that they stay safe and drink enough water. He's definitely the type to just try and herd them home as soon as he realizes how drunk they are. Good luck with a belligerent builder, Miguel. They don't go down easy.
"Alright Builder, it is time we head back home for the evening."
"Not yet Miguel, you gotta try one of Owen's blowjobs!"
Pastor.exe has stopped working. Once he realizes it's a type of shot, he's gonna be so relieved he actually tries it, no hands and all. He hates the taste, but can't deny that he does actually like being a little bit tipsy. If y'all are romancing Miguel, please teach this man how to let loose and have a little fun, for the love of Peach. Taking things too seriously is exactly how he got mixed up with Duvos, so help him find a more balanced approach to life.
Owen
Will swap your vodka for water, and when you let him know your drink doesn't quite taste right, he's gonna play so dumb you think you're the one who forgot what alcohol tastes like.
If you get too drunk, he's just gonna stash you in a room at the Saloon to recover. That way, at least in the morning he'll be close by to help you with your hangover the next morning. At first he'll walk in with the thickest, ickiest smelling mysterious green soup to help you finish throwing up & get it all out of your system. Then he'll take pity on you & bring you some extra greasy eggs with toast and fresh yakmel sausage. He won't try to embarrass you or anything, so he'll keep it all pretty discreet if he can. No tossing you around like potatoes like Logan would do, and no hyping you up to do even more shenanigans like Arvio. Owen is very high on empathy, and anyone working in hospitality - especially hotels and inns - understands that discretion is the number one rule for return customers and reputation.
He'll have the most fun just watching you hit the dance floor with reckless abandon, finally letting go of the responsibilities and weight that have plagued you since you arrived in Sandrock. You're a hero to the town, which is awesome, but he understands how much of a burden it is as well, so he'll have the most fun just watching you have fun.
Pablo
Oh honey, be prepared. He's not gonna put his builder in any danger of course, but this is also Pablo, let's be real. He wants drama and entertainment, so he's definitely gonna egg his builder on with whatever ridiculous scheme they're cooking up. You wont remember how it happened, but the photos the next morning are proof enough. He's got pictures of you dancing on the bar, twerking in the booths, a selfie of him holding your hair back as you throw up outside, the whole nine yards.
Don't expect a soft touch from Pablo. He knows as well as you do that you're a grown adult who makes your own choices. And those three extra rounds of tequila shots were definitely your choice. His choice was to document the entire thing so that he can have an entire library of photos titled "My Builder Being an Embarrassing Mess of a Human" and it's the item he's far and away the most proud to own. 100% his most beloved possession.
If you try to protest going to bed, he's gonna match your drama with drama of his own. "Oh such cruelty and injustice in the world has never been seen before as this. My darling, my queen, my muse and light. For a few dreadful hours we shall be parted, that our souls may intertwine somewhere in the distant aether. But part we must my love, for you are fucking drunk."
Pen
"AHAHAHAHA Oh Skinny, Skinny, Skinny. Your tolerance is as tiny as your cute little arms. Good thing you have your dedicated Protector here to look after you." As much as he would want to talk himself up, given his lack of body fat & tendency toward grandiosity, I put his actual tolerance at like, 4 drinks before he's seeing double. He's the friend that condescendingly offers to drink for you in games only to end up absolutely shitfaced after the first few rounds. So I don't really see there being a drunk builder without a drunk Pen soon afterward. He's not a super…nurturing person normally so being drunk with Pen would just be nigh unstoppable shenanigans I think. It'll be like 3am and y'all are four yakmel milks deep out in the desert facing off against boxing jacks mano e mano.
Once you start throwing up though, he's right back in hero mode, just drunk off his ass like "Skinny! Babe! Even your pukes are so tiny and cu-" he'll start gagging a little bit once the idea actually realizes itself in his head. So of course, it's time to bail. He's scooping you up quick & rushing back to the dorms by the church so he can wake Burgess up to tend to the both of you. Does it matter that Burgess has a sermon to deliver in less than 3 hours? No.
He would really like a playfully drunk builder, like one who would laugh and hang off his flexing biceps, giggling as you dangle in the air. Really, an affectionate and fun drunk builder would stroke his peepee ego in a way that no one else could, and he lives for that high. Sure you're drunk, but you've never thought he was more awesome in your life than right now, and that definitely works for him.
Qi
"Ugh, inebriation is one of those colloquial traits I have never been able to fully understand. Where is the appeal in deadening the most brilliant tools we have?"
"Qi, when we get home I think I'm gonna eat you alive and then sleep for a week." Cue the builder leaning over to not-so-quietly whisper all the things they wanna do to him in his ear. As soon as you mention some particularly creative ways to involve the mobile suit, he's rushing y'all out of there faster than a summer sandstorm.
On the whole, he's gonna be concerned, but rather hands off about it. He knows he doesn't have the upper body strength to carry you home, so he'll do his best to employ preventative measures instead. He's asking Owen to help cut you off, or for Justice to cart you home. He's not really sure how best to help a drunk person, so if you try to avoid going to sleep, he'll just talk about stars in that soft professor voice he does until you just pass out. Will he be a bit miffed that his lecture lulled you to sleep? Oh for sure. Qi is always miffed about something. But he'll look down at you while you're knocked out, already drooling on the pillow, and against all odds (he calculated them himself), he thinks it's adorable.
Unsuur
For the love of GOD, give this man a lovey dovey drunk partner omg. Half his conversations with a lovey drunk are just gonna go like "Unsuur, you're so amazing you know that? With all the rocks and shit, you're just adorable." "Thank you, no one's ever said that to me before. I've never thought of Wilson as adorable before, but now that you mention it, he kinda is. Not sure how my poops are cute, though."
For all the missed social cues, he's still a Civil Corps officer though, and won't hesitate if his builder gets too drunk. Before they know it, he's somehow already got them drinking water and in bed (autistic rizz). He's not gonna be particularly phased by a drunk builder, but a more belligerent drunk might catch him by surprise. Not that like, you're trying to fistfight him or anything, but just that you're arguing so much and for no reason. You'll bump into a bumbleant or something on the way home and start lecturing the poor creature on proper manners, and kids these days don't raise their pets right, a whole thing. Internally, Unsuur's gonna be confused as hell, but externally he's just gonna agree. "For all we've learned from humanity's greatest mistakes, we just don't make 'em like Wilson anymore," with a somber shake of his head. Unsuur is a man who can commit to the bit, and that goes for a drunk builder as well. Whatever bit they're on, he's finding a way to go with the flow.
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Talking with myself about Brave Police J-Decker, 11 episodes so far, giving these series my congratulations since they managed to get a drip of tears from me and I love EVERY character there, it isn't logical for a cartoon Spoilers included
In the 2nd episode paparazzi asking Deckerd about what kind of women he likes and how his dream wedding might look. I literally fell off because. Is it some kind of mocking? First ai robot appearing and first questions are these? Yes for mass media it might be interesting "Oh look this is the dream wedding of the robot eheheh fun". He only recently went online what is wrong with this question, and let me precise do they mean with a human?
Deckerd got the build-team but they don't have emotions programmed. Because they don't trust Deckerd's program, they don't trust the kid. Oh well can't blame them for being afraid of a more new AI robots who technically operate on their own and might disobey their orders and a 4 or 6th grade kid as their boss pffht
Deckerd playing wrestle with robot of their neighbor: "He is so weak I could break him, I'll give in to him" Makes dramatic "AAaaa" and falls on the side DECKERD, I LOVE YOU AHAHAH
That's interesting. They gave build-team an AI only after they understood that it is harder to hack them if they don't resist with developed willpower. They wouldn't have allowed them to have AI too unless there was a chance of such situations.
Their AI was surprised by Yuta's kindness. They had the mind of "if can't make your job - useless" already sewed inside them. Or did they develop such thinking from the people in their basement? Because there literally only Yuta and two other men who treat them as machines with heart.
I am SHOCKED. I am SO shocked. This is the first time when I don't cringe from possible human x robot shipping even if not in a romantic way? But here? They fricking give the development to their mind and relationships. Mccrane, a pacifist, always hoping to the end and trying hard ways with more persistence. A Captain Seia Onoue, woman who doesn't allow the heart to get on her way. Mccrane acting more human-like compared to her and showing her other ways. WOW. Wow okay I look at you two I like this combo. Then? Dumpson, robot with a strong will and opinion, and Ayako, headstrong woman who doesn't believe in AI bullshit since these robots definitely just imitate emotions but don't have their opinions whatsoever. BAM look at Dumpson ahah. I look at you two too they make me giggle when they drum on each other's brains XDD And then Power Joe teeeeheheheh Kids looove him, no wonder, three bozos fighting over so that he would live with them. Yuta is just their Boss I suppose they don't find him as close friend as Deckerd did, but I'm happy they found the friends of their own
10-11 episodes.
Kagero is dead, even when his A.I. was changed to obey new owner, it didn't obey, because what was making this A.I. so strong were exactly memories with Shadowmaru. He wasn't a coward, but the person who mixed his brain with his is, and human's life is bigger compared to little data of his own Kagero managed to gain, so it isn't surprising human's side overpowered A.I. Shadowmaru wanted to die with Kagero, but Kagero, the little pieces of him remembering Shadowmaru, wanted him to live.
Kagero was built as Shadowmaru's shadow, prototype to develop Shadowmaru. All his memories are of him, his life literally has no meaning without Shadowmaru since that's like erasing your birth days itself. And Shadowmaru didn't want to leave him, he didn't listen to no one, he is pretty independent and even wanted to just die without fuel after he lost Kagero, let's specify killed him by his own hands. He doesn't have any strong connection with people, he has it only with his only friend. Kagero told him to live his life some more. Kagero, who was clenching to his memories since he learnt what is the meaning of life, by his own, no A.I. has a "value of your own life" data, only "humans' lives are vulnerable" data, and I'm sure Kagero would have had life so much bigger than just an attempt to keep the little pieces he have from being deleted. He told Shadowmaru to live his life a little more, to Shadowmaru, who wanted to just die because his only strong connection was with Kagero and I think he didn't learn how much he wanted to live the hard way Kagero did, but Kagero gave him an easy way to keep learning what it means. I wish they could get brain chip back and fix it, i wish they could, because now I'm sure even if they recreate everything, it will never be Kagero again, he is dead for Shadowmaru and I know Juuzou understands it better than anyone.

#Brave Police J Decker#bpjd#okay these are good series. These are very good I love it to bits and I am about to hug every character from there
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With you having done a few underfell fics, I was wondering if you had any headcannons for underfell gaster specifically?
Since in your finding home series hes a big softy and I want to know if you see that extending to the fell universe
EHEHEH!!! Thank you for asking!!!! :D I freaking love asks.... So for your question! I tend to change up my headcanons depending on what story I'm writing, so I'll just answer this for How To: Gaster specifically, I suppose?
Underfell Gaster Headcanons:
He's not actually related to Sans or Papyrus at all.
He's a dickwad, and harsh, and spits insults and threats at anything that moves...
He also tosses bread and scraps to the skeleton orphans when he passes them on the streets simply because he doesn't need the trash anymore, okay?!
...He remembers a time when the world wasn't so cruel. When he would have taken in those skeleton children in a soulbeat.
He upends his garbage can over Sans's and Papyrus's head sometimes. (It's nobody's business if that trash can has some gold and a few papers advertising under the table jobs that need someone scrappy to work for them, and very little actual trash.)
(It's also nobody's business if he threatens said places that if a small skeleton shows up, they will hire him.)
As soon as Sans looks old enough to ditch his stripes, Gaster yoinks him off the streets and glares at him as he sets him in the lab. "WELL? GET TO WORK! I DON'T KEEP TRASH EMPLOYED."
(Sans is not, in fact, old enough to remove his stripes, but no one else needs to know that.)(Gaster knows.)(The entire lab knows.)
(None of them say anything.)
Those that work at the labs are off limits to other monsters. Everyone knows Gaster will be pissed if something happens to one of his employees or their families, because he despises inefficiency. And Gaster is not a monster to get on the bad side of.
No one mentions anything about the small area in Gaster's office that's set up with a few desks and education materials that are much too entry level for anyone that should be working at the lab—elementary school level, really.
No one mentions Papyrus showing up when Sans works.
Gaster will spit insults at Sans and Papyrus, but he also makes sure that if Sans is coming in in threadbare clothing, or the boys are looking a bit dim from lack of food, that Sans gets a raise. They live much better than orphans should, really. (It's still not enough. But it's as much as anyone can have in this fucked up reality)
Gaster is harsh to his employees, but he does still praise them in a standoffish way when they preform well. Positive reinforcement is scientifically proven to be important, after all. He's not particularly kind about his praise, and much of it is backhanded, but he still gives it.
He refuses to admit how much he loves that Sans pokes fun at him and teases him. And his heart certainly does not melt when Sans drags Papyrus in on their lunch break if Gaster hasn't stopped to eat yet. He's quite annoyed by how Sans won't leave until Gaster eats too, in fact. (He's not)
When Papyrus is a bit too bright and optimistic, a large part of Gaster wants to scream and clock him on the skull and hide him away because he's going to get himself killed.
He can't. Every time he'll meet Sans's sockets—too young, too tired, too jaded, and yet still not scolding his brother—and clam up. If anyone else in the lab tries to harass Papyrus or Sans, Gaster will simply yell and threaten them about something unrelated until they shut up.
(The lab is a haven of safety. The employees love Gaster for it. They also have a soft spot for the boys. In a way, they're a community, committing the treason of caring for these children instead of killing them.)
(They're harsh and sometimes cruel, but Gaster does not tolerate dust being spilled in his lab for any reason. Arguments must be taken outside. And really... none of them care to take those arguments outside.)
Gaster is thrilled by how intelligent both the boys are, and he can't really hide it. The children are brilliant, and Sans has moved onto graduate level texts while he's still young enough to be in stripes, technically. Papyrus isn't far behind.
Gaster is the only one Sans trusts to babysit Papyrus.
Gaster loves babysitting Papyrus. (even if none of them call it that)
Gaster starts to melt behind closed doors when it's simply him and the boys. His insults falter. His digs lack the barbs they once had. The praise softens and becomes more commonplace.
(Gaster is one of the reasons Papyrus learns kindness.)
Gaster starts to clean out his apartment and reevaluate if he has the space for three. He knows its dangerous—that being claimed by him would put a target on the children's heads... but he can protect them, can't he?
Perhaps. Just maybe. There's a possibility. That Gaster is planning on asking Sans and Papyrus if they want a place to stay—with him.
...But you know how the story goes from here, I imagine. Just when he's trying to gather himself to ask, he falls into the CORE.
And he shatters.
Sorry boys, better luck in another universe.
(...He's still watching over them.)
#asks#SORRY FOR THE LONG RAMBLE HOLY CRAP THATS A LOT OF WORDS#THATS PROBABLY WAY MORE THAN YOU WANTED OOPS#(also i am working on ur other ask too! But i need to go through my bookmarks lol... and maybe read a few more fics too.)#(So that might take a bit)#How To:#Underfell#underfell gaster#underfell sans#underfell papyrus
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Barbatos gasps as something runs up his side. In an instant, he grabs your hand and pries it away from his body. You’re lucky that it was just the two of you in the Demon Lord’s garden grounds tonight.
He lets out a helpless smile. “My, my, what am I going to do with you?”
You blink owlishly at him. Then, just as though you did not hear a word out of his mouth, you grin. “I didn’t know you were ticklish,” you say—a tad bit louder than what was necessary.
For a moment, Barbatos cringes, but he quickly forces his expression back into one of peaceful neutrality. It’s one of his many talents, after all. “Yes, I suppose you have found a weakness of mine.” He ignores the glint of mischief in your eye. “You should count yourself lucky.”
Barbatos goes back to talking about the different variety of tea leaves around the Devildom, hoping that if he doesn’t linger on the subject, you would soon move on and forget what had just happened. You are…easily drawn to new ideas—in other words—quite distractible, which was a blessing whenever you would try to put your nose in places it frankly did not belong.
“Are you ticklish anywhere else?” You ask. You reach for his stomach, and Barbatos brushes your hand aside. Alas, this little discovery of yours is not going to be forgotten easily.
He wags his finger like he used to do whenever he would scold the younger master for skimping out on his royal duties. “You know it isn’t polite to—” Barbatos deflects the hand that shoots for his ribs—then his hip. “—touch people without permission.”
“It also isn’t nice to keep secrets from others.” You step to the side to try to poke at his torso, but he is quick to dodge your attack.
He backs up when your fingers attempt to wrap themselves around his sides. “I fear those two statements are not comparable.” Barbatos knocks both of your hands away from him with slightly more force than he had meant to.
You stop.
Barbatos pauses with his hands slightly raised. He doesn’t exactly know what you are planning next, but he needs to be prepared for any attempt at a sneak attack you will send his way.
Before he can fully blink, you are on your knees.
You hold your hands up in a pleading manner. “Please can I tickle you?” You bow your head. “I just think it’s cute that you’re ticklish!”
Barbatos’ ears heat up, and he manages to let out an incredulous snicker in response. In the millions of years he has been alive, he has become quite skilled at predicting what others might do next even without having to see the future. But you? You always somehow found a way to do things that Barbatos could never expect.
He covers his mouth with the tips of his gloved fingers to maintain some semblance of politeness. “Alright, fine, you can tickle me since you asked so nicely.” Your head shoots up, and Barbatos has to stifle another laugh when he sees your face light up. “But, only for a few seconds,” he quickly adds.
You scramble to your feet, almost tripping over your feet in the process. “Deal!“ you shout, already making your way toward him. Then, you pause, hesitating.
Barbatos smiles to himself. He has never seen you hesitate before. It’s a good look on you. He straightens up, and, true to his word, stays perfectly still when your hands reach over to cup his jaw. You wiggle your fingers against his neck, sending tingling shockwaves down his skin. Has he always been this sensitive, or are you just a bad influence on him?
“Mmhm, yehehes, this does tihihickle somewhat,” he says. Barbatos scrunches up his shoulders, suddenly caught between wanting to intercept your hands and wanting you to continue. Your fingers trail lower to his upper ribs, and Barbatos presses his arms against his sides. “Hahaha, you enjoy going for a person’s w-weheak spot, don’t you? Ehehehe…eep!” Despite himself, a small squeak manages to tumble out between his lips when you pinch his sides. Your eyes light up, again, and Barbatos shakes his head. “Alright, that’s enough fun for one night.” Barbatos scoops up your hands and pushes them toward you.
You smile—not of satisfaction at achieving your goal but of something…gentler…softer, perhaps. “You have a nice laugh,” you say. “I wish I could hear it more often.”
Barbatos could never predict you. He brushes away some dust on your shoulder. “In private,” he whispers.
#tickle fic#obey me tickling#tickler!reader#ticklish!barbatos#obey me#I think it’s cute that Barbatos is a lil ticklish…#I think he’d let you tickle him if you ask very nicely
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Born From the Same Ink (Siblinks) Masterpost
Yanno, I've made enough content about Audrey and the Ink Demon being siblings that I decided it might be good to put everything in the same place. Might even call it something official like the "siblinks au" if that's not already taken lol
AO3 link: Read the full fanfic here
Bendy Bites: Also known as the random tidbits about the siblinks that I either can't figure out how to fit into the fic or am too impatient to wait to share. Also includes some fluffy headcanons I have for the siblinks that might not even be story related. Can also be found using the "Bendy Bites" tag.
Ink Demon carrying Audrey
Snack (a slightly different version of this is in the fic now)
Feral Audrey
Kitty (post-escape, Audrey and Bendy adopt a cat)
Sign language
Ghost in the apartment (Since writing this, I've had some new headcanons that changed Audrey's living situation but will keep those to myself unless/until they become relevant)
Unintended consequences
Hunting (how the Ink Demon deals with his bloodlust/kill drive in the real world)
Healing Kisses
Asks: I'm not putting every Bendy related ask here (even though I love them all), just ones that I ended up elaborating on and sharing possible story ideas in the process of answering them. You can see all of them by searching the tag, "answered ask" or "ask" on my blog.
Barrel scene (Bendy getting mad because he figured out Audrey hid from him in a barrel and he still couldn't find her)
Height differences and the resulting sibling shenanigans
Krampus Ink Demon
Slicer/Carly (thoughts on how Bendy would deal with her since I left her out of the fic)
Sammy's reaction Audrey and Bendy's bond
Sammy's and Bendy's reaction to Audrey changing the cycle with The Illusion of Living
What if Audrey was taken by the Keepers instead of Bendy? Also, Bendy's reaction to Malice taking Audrey from the manor
What if. . . Wilson succeeded and made Audrey into his "perfect creation"?
What would happen if Gent found Bendy and Audrey if the real world?
First Aid (Bendy's reaction to injuries in the real world vs the ink world)
Audrey smells like the Ink Demon
Audrey's "sisters" (elaborating on Joey's previous attempts to making Audrey)
Copycat ask (eheheh puns, ask based on the Kitty and Unintended consequences Bendy bites)
Can Audrey sense when Bendy's nearby? (based on events in chapter 16)
Miscellaneous:
Halloween with the siblinks
Sammy vent post (the man made me rewrite a whole chapter and section of my outline)
The Ink Demon wiping his tears with Audrey (I didn't write anything on this but thought it was funny)
Scene description: Audrey sketching with the Ink Demon
Fanart: (also known as the best section) I think I tagged everything under "batdr fanart" if you'd rather use that to peruse all the amazing art people have made of my fic. Huge thanks to @tiredtrashpandaart, @mulligansstuff, @magicicephoenix, and @akiraidraws for their wonderful, wonderful art!
Audrey and Bendy meeting and holding hands for the first time
The Ink Demon tapping his claws on Audrey's barrel/hiding place
The Ink Demon waving at Audrey after massacring lost ones in Artist's Rest
Bendy realizing Audrey hid in a barrel when he was trying to find her as the Ink Demon
Elevator scene
The Ink Demon reveals he's also Baby Benders to Audrey
Bendy clinging to Audrey's leg
The Ink Demon hugging Audrey
The Ink Demon hanging with/comforting Audrey plus offering her a tasty, tasty widow pod
Hotel pun
The Ink Demon listens for Audrey's heartbeat
The Ink Demon tackles Audrey
Audrey gets jumpscared and Bendy laughs at her
The Ink Demon saves Audrey from a Keeper
Fic highlights sketch page
Look at them!
Henry's sketches (fun fact, I was originally going to add a description of Henry drawing Boris to his sketching scene but cut it cuz I felt the scene was dragging on)
Sammy arguing with Audrey
Audrey sketching with the Ink Demon by Mulligan
Audrey sketching with the Ink Demon by Akirai (scroll down to see the art, it was added as a reblog)
Audrey tries to banish the Ink Demon
I'm not adding the sneak peeks or chapter announcements cuz all that can be enjoyed just by reading the fic itself (unless someone REALLY wants me to add them, in that case I guess I can add them on here later).
Lemme know if I missed anything or if any of the links are broken and, seriously, thank you so much for enjoying this story with me. It means the world that so many of you lovely people enjoy reading my work. Thanks for everything!!!! 🤍🖤🤍
Note to self: last edited on 11/17/24
#batdr#batim#bendy#ink demon#the ink demon#audrey drew#batdr audrey#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#born from the same ink#henry stein#sammy lawrence#malice angel#allison angel#siblinks au#buddy boris#boris the wolf#baby benders#toon bendy#bendy bites#batdr porter#batdr heidi#big steve#batdr big steve#lost ones#batdr lost ones#joey drew#memory joey#cycle joey#batdr keepers
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bro tbh idk any piss kink drabble ideas, but I’ll try 😭🩷 I shall answer your call!! I hope that’s ok? Just sending in these cause of ur post asking for ideas
• gentle pats over the pussy to help you to pee? while they encourage you verbally
• while either one of you are super real sleepy and tired. or both! + cuddly smooches + hair stroking cause <3
• in a room nearby a gathering of people in a room (party) so gotta be sneaky and quiet. uh ohhh I hope no one walks in ! 🫣
• they’re super desperate and needy for it. Idk the context but uhhh slay
• ‼️scent marking via piss. maybe a werewolf thing. maybe territorial. primal vibes ehehehe.
• hm what if they piss on you and then rub it into your skin… lowkey kinda fits into scent marking werewolf vibes but could be separate too
• Maybe you’re really angry and you’ve been complaining so much and your partner just wants you to hush —> so they gently force their fingers in your mouth for finger sucking (an instant soothing thing for you) + rub you through your pants for you to wet urself maybe
• dry humping/grinding over clothes and you both piss yourselves and it’s all messy and your clothes are all wet but that’s okay~
• you or them is on call with friends/boss/coworkers, and the other either starts using or being the urinal for them. can’t let them know, right love? vibes
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(if you do one… pretty please kento included if you do multiple but honestly just do whoever makes you happiest to write!! he’s just my favorite)
(as always with me I live for dada content but you to you what you do!)
— 🐅 tigeri !!
💫 as always, the most important thing is I hope you take care of yourself first and foremost. Sleep well, eat well, drink water, and do things that bring you joy!
now that i've finally finished this, i can post! thanku very much for the prompts tigeri anon, it was fun! love you <3
1 . being helped by choso.
2 . sleepy pee, soft cuddles w toji.
3 . on a party w yuuta.
4 . pissing for gojo.
5 + 6 . territory marker werewolf yuuji.
7 . finger sucking, relaxing w yuuji. ( tw; dada yuuji. )
8 . getting messy w megumi.
9 . best urinal of nanami.
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Slimy fellow meets slimy fellow.
Also known as Fellow meets Azul.

I thought this one would be more fun to write if I immediately cut to Fellow at the Mostro Lounge (following the reader's advice, of course)! Also, I will take any excuse to write the twins--
This ended up being a lot longer than I had initially intended, it's over 2k words (blame my Octavinelle bias)... Hope you enjoy!
So tell me, do you wanna go?
"Whoa, Giddie. Check out this classy joint."
Fellow whistled as he took in the majesty of the Mostro Lounge.
Plum carpets gave rise to a set of stairs, and up the railings were several plush, quilted booths. Each table had its own lamp, a shining orb held up by a gnarled arm of coral. There was a bar area too, complete with a row of sleek stools, the shelves behind the counter well-stocked with tins of tea blends.
Overlooking the entire establishment was a massive glass wall, where the ocean itself peered in on the patrons. Shadows of seaweed and coral ran along the seabed outside, rainbow-colored fish darting by in bursts. Jellyfish lights swung from the ceiling, casting the lounge in an otherworldly blue glow. Smooth jazz emanated from somewhere in the eatery, backed by the soft accompaniment of ambient sounds--water splashing, bubbles dancing.
As Fellow and Gidel stood there gawking, they hadn't noticed two lanky shadows approach them from behind--not until they uttered a greeting in unison.
"Welcome to the Mostro Lounge!"
Fellow jumped at the hands that clapped onto either of his shoulders. He met two nearly identical faces.
"Table for two?" Jade offered.
"Can we getcha started with drinks?" Floyd asked.
Fellow jolted back, pointing a shaking finger at the twins. "H-HIEEEEEEE!! I-It's you guys!"
Jade smiled politely, feigning ignorance. “Oya, Fellow-san. You appear to be rather jumpy today. You’ve come to just the right place to put that anxiety to rest.”
“Y-You’re not gonna wail on us?!”
“Wail on ya?” Floyd’s mouth was stretched eerily wide. “Eheheh. Why’d we wanna do that?”
“Quite right, Floyd." Jade nodded. "We would never harm an esteemed guest. This is a gentlemen's lounge--there is no fighting allowed."
"You're... not mad about what happened before?"
The corners of Jade's mouth twitched. A droll laugh, suppressed. "Think nothing of it. Call it water under the bridge. Floyd and I, we are not the vengeful sort."
Fellow stared at him as though Jade had suddenly sprouted another head. I don't buy that for one second!!
"So do ya want grub or not? Hurry up, cuz we got other customers to deal with," Floyd groused, jabbing at finger at the packed tables behind him.
Fellow eyed them both suspiciously--but his gaze darted between the shady eels and Gidel, who was patting his belly. His reply came out weak and reluctant. "Well... If you're offering food..."
"Then right this way." Jade bent, gesturing with one hand. "I believe this is your first time dining with us, so allow me to inform you of our specials."
He led the way, expertly weaving between Octavinelle servers and roaming guests. Fellow followed, Gidel lagging behind him, and Floyd held the back of the line, plucking up two menus from a podium as they passed it. As they briskly made their way to an open booth, Jade rattled off facts.
"You may order a la cart, but we also offer meal sets in which we have curated the perfectly paired the dishes for you. Substitutions can be made upon request to accommodate allergies and dietary restrictions. There is a separate specialty beverage menu. The Mystery Drink is our most popular item--we highly recommend it."
"Wait a sec!" Fellow held up a hand. "Food's great and all, but I was hopin' to hear about something else too."
Jade craned his head. "Oh? And what might that be?"
The fox beastman leaned in, cupping his mouth against Jade's ear. "Word on the street is, the big shot around here has the ability to make wishes come true. I want in on that."
The twins exchanged a knowing look. Their mismatched eyes glinted with delight.
"... Of course, dear customer. We can arrange an audience with Azul for you. However, please be advised that it requires that you order a certain amount of food. The meal sets are worth 3 points each, and the drinks, 1 point. You will need to accumulate at least 50 points total in order to secure a spot with Azul."
"No problem! Together, Giddie and I could eat a man out of house and home," Fellow chuckled. "We'll take one of everything you've got!"
“Out of house and home!!” For some reason, this made Floyd laugh. It was an odd, raspy sound, like branches and the wind scraping and rustling against a ratty window.
“What’s so funny?”
"Oh, nothin’. You just made me remember a funny joke,” Floyd reassured him. “Don’t worry. We’ll get your order ready for ya in a jiffy~"
"Azul, you have a new client."
Jade held the door open for Fellow and Gidel to pass through. Floyd lingered in the corridor like a bouncer guarding the room--or a jailer ensuring they stay in it.
The duo stepped into a neat office, flanked on both sides by towering bookshelves. The carpet they treaded on bore an intricate pattern of scalloped shells and swirls. Two deep purple couches were set across from one another. A coffee table was between them, its surface layered glass. Luminescent blue colored the base of the bookshelves and the interior of the coffee table.
A large chunk of the back wall composed a massive vault. Seated in front of it was a young man at a grand desk. He had silvery hair swept to one side, and sharp eyes behind thick frames. A pile of contracts say upon his desk, along with a lamp and a pot of ink. He deposited what appeared to be a fish skeleton in his inkwell and stood, smiling at Fellow and Gidel.
“Welcome to the VIP Room,” the young man purred. “I am the dorm leader of Octavinelle and the manager of Mostro Lounge. Azul Ashengrotto, at your service.”
“Honest. Fellow Honest. And this here’s my little buddy, Gidel.”
"Oh, there's no need for introductions, Fellow-san. I've already heard plenty about you from Jade and Floyd."
"Have you now?" A slight edge formed in Fellow's voice. "It sounds like my reputation precedes me."
Azul chuckled darkly. "Indeed. Ah, but that is why you've come to seek my counsel, is it not? You're seeking something. Please, have a seat." He gestured to the couches. "Tell me of your troubles."
Gidel happily planted himself down, but Fellow stood his ground and clenched his fists.
"It's money," he blurted out. "I need money, and lots of it."
Azul blinked. He quickly composed himself and gave a laugh. "If I could materialize thaumarks out of thin air, the value of them would surely plummet. May I ask what it is that you intend on using these funds for?"
"I want to start my own school. One that'll be WAY better than this crappy establishment for entitled rich kids!" Fellow waved at the overembellished office with his cane. "A school for everyone, no matter what their background or social class is! A school that teaches practical life skills!"
(The twins, listening in from the doorway, snickered amongst themselves. Azul shot them a glare.)
"Hmm... I see that you're an ambitious man, Fellow-san. As a businessman myself, I must commend your drive," the merman drawled, "and I am willing to help make it a reality, provided you are also willing to pay the price. You can't get something for nothing, as I'm sure you know."
Fellow's stomach dropped. He had anticipated this, but it didn't make the gut punch any less painful. "What's it gonna cost me?"
"I'm not asking much. Just a token, really--a trifle! You'll never even miss it." Slime coated each of Azul's words. "What I want from you is... your unique magic."
He went cold, the color draining from him. From the couch, Gidel startled, suddenly alarmed. "Life is Fun?""
"Correct." Azul's smile seemed more like a smirk now. "From my understanding, your spell is able to enhance one's optimism, making the subject more susceptible to suggestion and taking risks. Not only that, but it is subtle enough to avoid detection. It would be a great boon to have at my disposal. I could easily dispel any doubts my clients may have about signing a contract."
"But that's...! That's...!" Fellow sputtered, unable to come up with a coherent argument.
"That is my offer, Fellow-san. It's non-negotiable." Azul looked him up and down. Not that he has much else to offer.
"Tch...!"
He weighed the options.
Riches for his magic. A magic so measly that mightier mages spat upon it. His magic for riches. Riches so vast he could jumpstart his dream, ensure a golden future for him and Gidel.
Azul's words coiled around him like constrictive tentacles.
"I'm not asking much. Just a token, really--a trifle! You'll never even miss it."
Fellow wavered.
Maybe I should take the deal...
"...!!"
Gidel rose from the couch and tackled Fellow, latching onto an arm. Fellow stumbled backwards, nearly crashing into a bookshelf.
"W-Whoa! Hey, watch it, Giddie!!" he yelped, trying to pry the boy off of him. "Can't 'cha see I'm thinkin' here?!"
Fellow abruptly stopped. Gidel gazed at him with wide, pleading eyes. Wetness coated the corners, tears threatening to spill.
It's a part of you. It's yours. Don't give it up, he begged.
"Giddie..." Fellow's hand sank into Gidel's hair and ruffled it. "... Thanks for that. I needed it."
His resolve returned to him, hardening into steel. Turning back to Azul, Fellow replied, "Sorry, I've changed my mind. I think I'll work things out on my own."
"!!" Gidel beamed proudly.
"Are you certain? These endeavors can be a challenge without sufficient financial backing," Azul warned.
"Positive. I don't wanna kiss up to some board of investors to move up in the world!" Fellow seized Gidel's oversized sleeve. "C'mon, we've got places to be!"
"Well!" Azul huffed, looking displeased. "If you think you can manage!"
"We can, no worries!"
With that, Fellow steered himself and Gidel out of the VIP Room. They skipped along, humming a jolly tune. Azul waited for their sound to completely vanish before he jerked his head to the twins.
"I thought you said they'd be easy marks," he bellowed.
"Perhaps we misjudged," Jade suggested, brows upturned. "The child appears to act as Fellow-san's conscience--and a rather effective one, at that."
"We did almost get them though!" Floyd protested. "Hook, line, and sinker!!"
Azul sighed deeply. "There's no helping it. What's done is done. This time, they got away from us--but it's alright. At the very least, we've got their money!"
Silence threaded the room.
"... I said, at the very least, we've got their money." Azul stared at the twins, who were strangely quiet. "We DO have their money, correct?"
"My, I may have neglected to disclose our prices to Fellow-san," Jade said with a smile. "It seems he was under the impression that the Mostro Lounge's offerings were as free as the cafeteria's buffet is."
"And since we know you're soooo generous, we thought it would be okay to let'm eat their fill to rack up those points~" Floyd added. "'Sides, Jade and I wanted to see how you'd get along!"
Azul's expression splintered. "... So you two allowed Fellow-san and Gidel-san to dine and dash? All to get a rise out of me?"
"You could phrase it like that, yes."
"Yup~!!"
Panic immediately set in. His mind raced, running the calculations simultaneously. How many tens of hundreds of thaumarks he was losing out on.
Azul pushed past the nonchalant Leeches and to the door. Gathering all of his breath, he hollered down the hallway.
"All Mostro Loungs staff on deck, this is an order from your manager!! I want that redheaded fox beastman and his cat accomplice captured and brought to me STAT!! Is that clear?!"
"Wow, Azul's really losin' it!" Floyd cackled. "It was worth all that trouble just to see this~"
"I couldn't agree more, Floyd. Fufufu, there is never a dull day in Octavinelle."
#twst#twisted wonderland#Octavinelle#Floyd Leech#Azul Ashengrotto#Tweels#Jade Leech#Gidel#Fellow Honest#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#a fellow in need is a friend indeed#twst interactions#twst imagines#twst scenarios#twisted wonderland scenarios#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland interactions#Gino#Ernesto Foulworth
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