#what diabetics eat

[prazardous]

if you. are making a video. you're sitting down to talk to the camera and make a video. shortform video. vertical video. less than a minute. tiktok instagram reel whatever. i have full confidence that you do not fucking need to eat right now. do not start your sentence and then shove an apple slice in your face two words in and keep talking through your apple slice. you're making yourself look so obnoxious and hateable. really truly i know you can put the apple slices to one side for the amount of time it takes to get your sentence out. i believe in you. why don't you believe in yourself

[t4tozier]

Funny little headcanon for Jace and sorcerers in general:

a side effect of having magic as an innate source in your body is that sorcerers need a lot of extra calories to act as fuel for the magic or otherwise magic will start burning other areas.

Jace being a powerful sorcerer is a good example of this, only thing is he’s terrible at sitting down and actually remembering to eat a proper meal, he’s also one of those people who just doesn’t like to eat a lot in one go.

As a result Jace is CONSTANTLY snacking, like they’ll be having an important meeting with the rest of the staff and Jace just randomly halfway through pulls out a yogurt and banana.

Or a pupil will stop to ask him something in the hall only to realise that jace is halfway through a packet of pistachios.

He keeps an entire shelf and a mini fridge in his office stocked with a selection of his favourite foods and it’s a 50/50 shot wether you can walk into their and find him eating.

And sure it’s a bit weird but this is aguefort and it’s hardly the weirdest quirk a teacher has so everyone just shrugs it off as a strange Jace thing.

Also pretty much every sorcerer student has at least once felt faint only for Jace to suddenly appear with a cookie and juice telling them to sit down for a bit, they’re then given a talk on low mana and blood sugar and wow this probably the only time they’ve seen Jace so serious.

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And since I had to add some starbreaker to this: Jaces eating habits annoy the hell out of Porter, Porter who plans his meals down to the very last calorie and nutritional value and still can’t quite get rid of that gut (it’s muscle anyway ports official art always struck me as someone with more of a strongman build rather than the 6 pack body builder type).

Meanwhile Jace is on his second candy bar of the day, porters definitely not jealous.

Is Jace has definitely accidentally pissed of a number of people by either them talking about diets, trying to lose weight etc and Jace just looking at them blankly completely unable to relate.

Or someone asking what his secret for staying so skinny is and Jace inwardly thinking and how he was too lazy to cook last night and instead ate half a tub of ice cream instead. Xx

grazer jace real. also. brennan lee mulligan coded. he refuses to share his snacks w anyone but if one of his students is on the verge of passing out jace is right there w like an airplane selection of snacks for them to choose from <3 he’s very much an intuitive eater so he’s like. not even confused he lives with porter he knows Why ppl diet n shit but it just doesn’t make sense to him he’s like. let’s get it together guys. why aren’t u eating things u like. why are u actively denying urself pleasure. also hedonist jace real <3

i need porter to talk to senshi (?) from dungeon meshi. getting everyone on the build a bear grind. are we talking about senshi or me. who’s to say.

[remusawoooo]

do you think Sirius likes baking with Harry’s kids?(in AU where he didn’t die ofc)

hii

sometimes the cooking in ootp seems like coping to me but at the same time I don't want to think too much about everything so I love the baker/chef sirius. in a universe where he enjoys baking, he definitely enjoys baking with his grandchildren. it's their favorite activity cause sirius let's them have the weirdest combinations of flavors.

eyeballs ingredients while cooking but precise when baking! he let's the kids do the frosting ofc, nothing is too silly here. will they have classic flour fights? sirius letting lily get away with eating the icing while he told off james just a few moments ago. albus is too focused on getting the shape he wants out of the piping bag. Harry leaning against the door, secretly wanting to join in and then being prodded into mixing the batter under sirius' instructions like hes brewing a potion. (we have to sneak in harry&sirius baking in here, sorry)

I think he likes it a lot :")

thank you for asking, pls tell me more, what do you think??

[groverarms]

Necessity is the mother of invention. Hunger is the ultimate cookbook.

[arionawrites]

decided to make a list of all my diagnosed issues and like fucking. god damn. how am i just living day to day.

[filet-o-feelings]

What is the worst food texture and why does it have to be yogurt?

[theinfinitedivides]

he's an absolute idiot in love but ykw he's her idiot in love so it's fine

[bryaraga]

what do you *mean* you got a flesh eating fungus at walmart????

ah yeah. i forget, my lore isn't known on here

so imagine. the year is 2016, it is right before the holidays. i am a very tired 19 year old, working for big Mart. i am not eating well, being heavily overworked, and genuinely unable to shop anywhere/anytime other than after getting off work at the walled market.

i notice a black spot on my gums, which a week later has me hospitalized. hallucinating, swelling, vomiting. basically every symptom of Not Being Well you can think of. i'm told i have a very low chance of survival, as it is rapidly causing cell death in my jaw.

i'm told they will have to remove a large chunk of both my jaw and tongue. i make a lot of jokes about me no longer being able to perform fellatio. the surgeons do not find me funny. i tell them to give me a robo-jaw. they also do not find that funny.

anyways, i now have a baseball sized skin graft and a titanium bar in my face. i count this as like. a third of a robo-jaw. i can still perform fellatio.

[weareweirdpeople]

Oh god why the physical discomfort is happening again. Why is it so tiring to walk or do anything. No matter how much I sleep, I'm still tired. I manage my diabetes well. Why does my body just make existing feel bad.

[here-there-were-dragons]

as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.

[parrysystem]

i want my dad to be okay. i dont want to lose him

[veny-many]

Wolffe: It's kind of strange that your Jedi General has clan members by his side when they talk about they don't allow to have families.

Bacara: You think that's odd thing, right? What about our General? What about the man has so many wives and children, that send him many sweets because their children cooked it and wanted to gift it to their father, and Jedi won't allow possessions so he just gave them all to our shinies, and that dumb boys rambled about how they were good, and somehow there are more of thos sweets, AND IT ALWAYS GETS MY NERVES-

Wolffe: Vod, you just want that sweets too right

Bacara: THAT BASTARDS TOOK MINE AND I WILL FIND WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE COOKIES

Mundi: Dear force, what have I done to these man

[fairiencarnate]

I used to love those anti diet posts that were like "eat that cake. eat that chocolate. do what feels good babe" because they enabled me to keep harming my vital organs. Now they make me want to scream bc like girl I would LOVE to. I'm fighting the urge every second. But I would sugar dose myself into a diabetic coma if I just did what felt good. I would bleed myself into iron deficiency if I did what felt good. Doing what feels good would cause some of my favourite organs to stop functioning. It's made me realize... Doing what feels good is a privilege not all are blessed with.

[menlove]

got told by a doctor that an elevated blood result I have that 90% of diabetics get that is functionally harmless is bc of my "chronic testosterone use as a woman" and bc I'm fat lmfaoooo bye

[babisawyer]

baby we are dropping like flies over here my great aunt passed this week.

[arthur-lesters-balls]

i think they just changed the recipe of my comfort food...why'd they do that.....not my ultra-processed chocolate ice cream from a cheap unknown brand.....why... ive been eating this every day since 2019 why would they do that...what the hell...whats bidens plan to fix this