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prlssprfctn · 4 months ago

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Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

#little Dick was living in the strange horror when he was little #like wdym our butler respawns I literally saw him dying on the FOOTAGE #after moving out he gaslights himself to believe that it had never happened.#he starts ignoring all strange instances as Bruce after that #then Jason joins A's club. and Dick feels like he is a side char in horror again WHAT THE FUCK #Tim has a record of their deaths and just uses it as a project #Damian doesn't understand the hype. isn't it normal for families? his own do that all the time #(secretly thinks it is cool that A & J doesn't need the Lazarus Pit for that)#Bruce pretends to be nonchalant but he is in the verge of tears every time Alfred and Jason die again #also don't write me about the super punch that somehow brought Jason back alive I assure you it was Gotham (the city) bringing him back /hj #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #tim drake

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Beware the Whisker Wizard!

(Based on this post)

#wizard #I believe the cat's actual name is Doja and the original post is from instagram @dojathedevonrex #Remember that the most powerful wiazrd spell of all time is Citing Your Sources.#I am once again in Stackedbirds' debt for the wizard posts. And what a treat this one was!#I love drawing silly cats and I love drawing wizards!!! The perfect drawing assignment!#Cats really do have a terrible power to negate the threat level of important tasks with their cuddles.#You may have important things to do. But the cat just sat on your lap and started to purr. The task is now lower priority.#Perhaps all cats are secretly warlocks cursed into compact form. They attempt to cast charm person on us and we let it happen.#They have fairly weak attack spells against humans (unless it lands a crit and then you're in trouble) so they specialized in charisma.#There's no way they are using INT as a spell casting modifier. DEX imaybe.#I could draw cat wizards all day - this is a dangerous rabbit hole for me to go down.#If you have a particularly wizardly cat...Please....please show them to me.

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friedricebunny · 2 months ago

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i'm really so curious how deeply tbhx is gonna go with its whole premise of "heroes are made and gain powers based on trust" because i really wasn't anticipating that

1) moon/xiao yueqing has teleportation-based powers but because everyone wants her and nice to stick together, her teleportation leads back to nice which was INSANE to me

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2) lin ling is becoming increasingly more worried about being clean and perfect which is a side effect of nice's image of perfection which is indicating that this whole trust system can have mental effects??? and that's horrifying to me???

we are 2 episodes in, how deep is this gonna go

#pj talks #y'know this kinda makes how moon didn't rly fight during the first ep fight make a little more sense #'cause like if her only thing is being able to tp to nice and they're kinda in a very enclosed space #where the termination letters are getting shot out and all then she can't do much #also moon's entire job kinda being planned from the start even from when she started travel-blogging.......#we're probably never gonna see moon again after that episode and thank GOD for that go get your life back queen #but thank you for the bits of your life you did tell us #i'm eating this shit up #eh y'know what #to be hero x #need to see other ppl speculate on how bad this could get #also need other ppl to be rly deeply worried about the mental side effects thing w me #bc i was considering that #before the episode #is it possible for ppl to believe so hard in lin ling being nice that lin ling starts to just forget who he is #but i was like. pshhhhhh no right.#that couldn't happen right?? you can't literally affect his brain and sense of self right??#um well. i'll be the first to say i was Wrong

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crunchchute · 4 months ago

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duude

#have this for now..i actually wanted to post my 'refsheet' for him first but i was trying to draw a stylized version of him on the side #turned into a full sidequest with this #stylization failed he just has big leggies. thats something too ig #theres things i dont like about this but i havent posted art in what feels like ages so here. new year new blorbino #postal #postal 2 #postal dude #my art #crunchchute art #i will post the sheet too i just wanted to fill more space on it. not like i will ever use it anyway #i wanted to go for the venture teardrop shape head here but im not vibing with it much idk #again its oddly stylized. this started off as a chibi!!! what happened

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johnnyshrine · 3 months ago

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★ 059 // “BORN TO SPIN” (Reference below the cut!)

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #steel ball run #johnny joestar #gyro zeppeli #gyjo #offerings #tools used:#clip studio paint #Once again having a meme/ref folder is coming in clutch. This idea came to me yesterday!!#If you're able to translate the Japanese I give you a little clap.#I changed the numbers to be a specific reference to something shared between these two. Whoever knows what it is gets a BIG clap.#I had a very brief moment when starting this where I asked myself “should I make them animals like in the ref?”#Which to me was the dumbest question I've asked myself in a while. OF COURSE. MAKE THEM SILLY ANIMALS!!!#They're already so cat and dog coded anyway....

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1rabong · 1 month ago

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More from Shall these Bones Live by @undercat-overdog

+ one of my fav scenes with Sauron Being Horrible (again)

#silmarillion #silvergifting #my art #celebrimbor #sauron #mairon #there’s a ton of other scenes I wanna draw but im too lazy #like Tyelpe telling Gandalf that Sauron proposed and Gandalf’s moment of oh shit he actually loved him #that was funny #also Sauron staring at Tyelpe at any given moment cuz that’s always fun #and the light of the trees scene #i can just IMAGINE the scene in my head #tyelpe looking ethereal #sauron staring(again)#two dead fools in love #i will draw them.. one day.. perhaps..#and i havent even started on what brings us together #which is ANOTHER banger #there’s a thousand scenes i wanna draw from that too #like Brim freeing Sauron from his chains #Merillë in general #and the fricken wedding which is one of the most beautiful things ive ever read #why is this fandom filled with great fics #so many inspirations yet so little time

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demonir · 3 months ago

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New Doctor Who fan in 2025? Geez man talk about being late to the party, somebody give this guy a recap of the past 60 years please

Lmao jokes aside hi I drew these like a month ago, you can have them now. They started out as simple doodles and then I got too in the zone so I went back to sorta color all of them, it was a really fun exercise! I should try that again.

#doctor who #dr who fanart #dr who #(it will happen again)#10th doctor #11th doctor #12th doctor #13th doctor #15th doctor #amy pond #idk what tags y'all use to classify stuff sorry if i am committing a cardinal sin by fandom standards #the drawings are out of order mind you thats why the one with 13 and 11 looks way more cartoonish its bc i started out simple #and then i got off the rails #11 is very fun to draw thank you matt smith for having such a face #although 10 has the most dynamic poses so thank you david tennant for being made of rubber #demos art

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bri-does-art · 9 days ago

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I know it's like the penultimate day of mermay but--

Guess whose wrist is beginning to get better :))

#call of the abyss #fnaf sun #mermay #sundrop #fnaf sundrop #the injection worked incredibly well!!!!#i FINALLY can use my wrist again!! though i do gotta take it easy still and not go overboard #hence the still very rough sketch #it's all my wrist could take before i needed to take a break - not out of pain but merely because it was growing tired #it's been underutilized and immobilized for so long #it needs to be gradually brought back to shape #could be a while still until it's back to what it was before #but!!! this is still LEAGUES better than what it used to be!!!! it's huge progress!!!!#i don't want to make any promises - i've been on sick leave for a while and who knows how it'll be when i go back to work next week #BUT. if this keeps up i may be able to start writing and drawing for cota again. and maybe there will be an update in the near future :)#fingers crossed that work won't undo the progress of my wrist's recovery

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dreamyblanket · 21 days ago

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Maybe- simulating cuddles with disembodied Shmilk? Like he wants affection before his body is ready

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Something, something time goes by waaaayyy too quickly for mortals and he's technically a ghost so he can't even cuddle when he wants too :[

#yea im starting to post again with something sad. what of it. i like sad things.#anywho this made me think about like. if sm likes you during the time his a “ghost” then it probably feels like hes not truely making use of #the little time alive you have if he cant like. be physically affectionate and annoying [in a loving way]#of course i mean little time by his standards. hes immortal after all #also omg this is a verry good ask but also its been rotting in my box -.-u #so sorry #cookie run kingdom x reader #cookie run x reader #shadow milk x reader #ohhh its been way too long. i feel nervous putting my art in the x reader tag now o.ou

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tommygotwrittenoff · 2 months ago

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i literally do not care about big emergencies on abc's 911. i want to see my characters talk to each other and have stories that are parallels to small, everyday (everyday for first responders) emergencies

#why must everything be such a big ass event #okay yes it makes sense for a season premiere (tsunami my beloved <33)#and they sometimes slay at the end of a season (sniper arc <33)#but god other than that i literally do not care!!!!#bc they are bad #im not even sorry but the ebola 2.0 story is just not interesting to me #i would never rewatch it even if it gave us buck athena doing crime and chobby moments that make me scream and my beautiful boy ravi #like i care about the characters!!!!!#idgaf about anything else tbh #thats why i watch this show bc i love (almost) every character on this show and i want to learn more about them and see them in situations #so many recent episodes have zero rewatchability to me bc tim is out here trying to do some crazy ass thing that ends up not being executed #well or sacrifices character development #and like man what are you doing???#making episode long arcs that are still focused on the mains and not just doing shit for the sake of doing shit is possible and has been #done on 911 before #pls #tim pls i want my characters to have satisfying development and arcs i dont need to see a 4 minute long helicopter chase or your poorly #written versions of movies you like #either start cooking up good mass events again (see: earthquake tsunami sniper) or just stopppp doing them pls #sorry i saw tims interview where he said there's gonna be another mass casualty event at the end of 8 and i just know its not gonna be it #like some of these episodes this man has been writing have so few good character moments/interactions that im like.#why did i even watch the episode i could have gotten all i wanted from gifs on tumbler dot com and wouldnt have had to watch 40 minutes of #poorly written everything else #anyway i love everyone who works on 911 abc (excluding tim) they are beautiful and hardworking and put up with that bald mans delusionals #and ofc i love all my beautiful mains you are the reason i watch this show i cannot imagine 911 without my beloved firefam

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somegrumpynerd · 2 months ago

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Truce is going well

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Killer Sans #Dream Sans #Truce AU #Haven't used that one in a while lol #What does it say about me that I spend like 2 hours trying to play with light and colour to make something look interesting #And I still like the lil 2 second doodle better lol #It's an idea I've had for a while and never got around to drawing #Because I feel like Dream has a hard time getting on good terms with these guys at the beginning of the truce #Not because he's necessarily intimidated by them but like #He's outnumbered and he really badly wants this to work and he doesn't know how to talk to these guys and also they're not trying #This was him going to try and talk to Killer and immediately deciding to start somewhere else lol #I should be remaking the truce au tbh I have better ideas for it now #Maybe I'll try stuff while I work on this blanket #This isn't the thing from my drafts by the way I forgot to post it again lol #Art with curse of forgetting on it

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zubzooks · 10 days ago

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Memory of Allies you didn't want to leave them behind.

hey so. yeah they're-- yeah they're all erased. ah

#memory of family but loop never got to spend enough time with them to get to call them family #even still. they cling to that memory. because its all that exists now #even if the images of them are rapidly fading from their mind #oh poor forgetful siffrin #also yeah you get to see what ideas i had for what the SAAP guys looked like cause my SAAP siffrin looks very different too #used some inspiration from the artbook character concepts #zuben art #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat loop #isat 2hats #start again: a prologue

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simswoon · 1 month ago

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Old flames (Lennon is the green dialogue and Theo is the white)

previous // next // beginning

Lennon: Holy shit. Theo?

Theo: In the flesh. You look… wow. It’s really good to see you, Len.

Lennon: You, too.

Theo: So what’s the occasion? Music? Vacation? Running from something?

Lennon: Can’t it be all three?

Theo (laughs): Sounds about right.

Lennon: What about you?

Theo: I’ve been here a bit. Bouncing between gigs, filming, pretending I’ve got a plan.

Lennon (Teases): So nothing’s changed?

Theo: Yeah, but it used to be more fun when you were around to roll your eyes at me.

Theo: I keep up with your mom. And Hendrix. Didn’t know you were in Tomarang.

Lennon: Wasn’t planning to be. Things just… unraveled.

Theo: Yeah. Life’s been doing that a lot lately.

Lennon: You really still talk to my mom?

Theo: More than I should, probably. She sends pictures. Updates.

Theo: Listen… you wanna get out of here?

Lennon: Thought you’d never ask.

#I had to go with a different dialogue style because I could not get the screenies I wanted or liked #Im sorry #we'll be back to the normal way #sims 4 #I wanted ya'll to see his face because he looks so handsome but I could not get a good angle #I didn't use half the poses I made because It started to irritate me that i couldn't get exactly what I had in my mind #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 gameplay #gen2 #sbl gen2 #struck by love legacy #struck by love #struckbylovelegacy #ts4 #sim: lennon marlowe #sim: theo kim #I MISSED THIS GORGEOUS MAN SO MUCH #I fucking hate these but whateverrrrrrr #im taking a little break again #and im having a gshade crisis #and I need to organize and recategorize my cc #and lennon's head is big #or maybe theo's head is small....#if ya'll want you can ask for a better picture of theo :3 #Theo is way taller than her... he just slouches #like when i make poses for them she's at -0.50 and he's at 1.35 #i actually haven't even gameplayed this yet....#dialogue is kinda ehhh but my creativity is just gone #god im literally so unhappy with these #but if I focus on it anymore I might cry so... we move on

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fascinationstreetmp3 · 10 months ago

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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #danlou #iwtvedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well #but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him #doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly #then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work #because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again #maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses #the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford #above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs #and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to #sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own #the lie he tells himself about himself #also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao

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chimeraartist · 2 months ago

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happens every time 😔

#this was based off a very specific toxic shock psychosurgery tilt the scales run #where i was using blind mines for my daily #what kept happening was that id start the puzzle #then someone (usually coyle) would show up while i was looking and id have to hide or run #and when i finally lose them id hear WARNING: GAS and id have to hide aGAIN #and by the time gas was over id have like ten seconds left on the box and have to run out to avoid getting shocked and/or coyled #repeat ad infinitum #i think of this run every time im back in that one office way in the back of the construction side. i can point out the very same desk.#my art #outlast trials #outlast #leland coyle #outlast reagent #reagent atlas

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anime-grimmy-art · 5 months ago

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Gonna throw this out before I get too chicken to do so.

Yup, I was in the Hetalia fandom back in the day (who wasn't). And let's be honest, knowing me, are you actually suprised I gravitated towards the two blondes with their himbo x tsundere ship.

I know a lot of ppl give Hetalia flag for a lot of stuff, but for me it's always been just a funny comedy show about stereotypes, I do kinda fondly look back on it.

Anyways, just a lil redraw of a fun Detective x Superhero AU I made up a while ago.

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