#what in the fifty shades of grey was this?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[sanyu-thewitch05]

I certainly didn’t see this being on my 2023 bingo card.

Edit: Ya’ll this meme above isn’t accurate anymore since other messages from the group came out. I made this meme when the first initial message came out.

The meme down below is more correct as to what’s probably happening with Ao3. Also wanted to say that despite the name of group, the people behind it are probably Russians.

Edit: July 11th, So Ao3 is back! Though the donation link is being attacked now. There’s also a second account on Twitter trying to impersonate Ao3.

[stinkypeanutbutter]

do y’all think that the keys can go into . . Any book ? Any book that has a story ? Like what if .

the Bible ?? Look I’m just saying —

[benkaakneb308]

I've just watched good omens s2 ep4 and FOR FUCK SAKE WHY NOBODY AT ALL HAS SAID EVEN A SINGLE WORD ABOUT THAT EXACT SCENE WHEN OUR PRECIOUS BABIES CHILLING BEHIND THE GOOD SHOT OF CHAMPAGNE OR SMTH....

"Let's drink to the shades of grey", Azi said-LIKE WTH DOES THAT MEAN I CHOKED ON THAT ONE

AND THEN CROWLEY AND AZI STARTED TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE SHADES OF GREY

AND AZI WITH THIS SMILE AND GLANCING AT CROWLEY

Fucking horny lovers.

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

the basic formula for any fanfic direct to movie feature

main girl, a bit awkward, kind of pretty in the way that is not HOT but cute (she will think she's ugly and dress poorly), should be a relatively good girl and can be mostly virginal, and can have some sort of medical condition that is mentioned several times at first but never worked on or expanded upon and can sometimes be forgotten towards the end of the series

main dude, cold, (can be really toxic but will be ignored for plot reasons,) really rich for some reason, doesn't really work but makes it look like he works, unattached to everyone expect for main girl. has some sort of traumatic past and will not go to therapy.

main girl and dude meet in some sort of circumstance, can be a friendly or mean interaction- does not matter

proximity is forced. they have to interact at some point again. because of underlying circumstances they will be forced to talk and chat about something, main dude will learn one thing about main girl and find it interesting while main girl will begin to think that main dude is kinda cute. boy will become entirely obsessed for no reason other than that one fact he found out OR he is challenged in some capacity to pursue her.

girl will have a friend (can be boy or girl) that will be the comic relief and will fill in the spaces when girl can not talk to boy

they (m boy and girl) will meet again in another circumstance that is outside of their choosing, either friend or business or some other event will force them to see each other.

they will be separated from the group and have another conversation that leads to more interest being garnered from either side

some sort of event (could be tragic or very minimal) makes it so that guy will have to save girl from something. it is merely to get the first soft interaction from guy

she will fall for him slightly. girl will talk to friend about this interaction and friend will call it "irregular" or unusual because of boy's normal demenor

girl will attend school, job, function that is partially funded or dedicated to dude. they will meet at the function and are to be seen together. a potential ex lover from either side is introduced as a foil to main boy or girl

they will go on a date of sorts or will be forced to talk to each other again. (this can end good or poorly, it does not matter) they can also kiss here, but it does not matter.

girl will go further into what she was doing, get new job, move to new place, finish school etc. BUT she will struggle with it for the first while. she will reach out to dude because she will remember one interaction that was good OR she will reach out to a new boy because she wants friendship or a date

she will run into main dude again with the date or by coincidence with new boy. (a conflict can ensue or the date with new boy will fizzle out and she will go and reconcile with Main dude)

they will maybe have sex, (does not matter, but for the sake of shitty fanfic to movie formula, this is our first sex scene between the two main characters.) they will become extremely attached to each other and immediately begin to date

girl will attempt to go back to work or school but will have some sort of issues with main dude interfering. (they can or can not fight about this, it does not matter, just a conflict needs to develop)

friend should be brought back for an update since main characters had sex.

main dude will have his own issues with SOMETHING, does not matter what it is, it will preoccupy his time and make it so that their relationship can not develop normally

they will have some sort of conflict they next time they are together. this needs to be a huge red flag conflict that they can not reasonably reconcile over but they will to some capacity.

even though they are still together, the cracks start to show and main girl begins to doubt main boy from his previous relationships or some sort of secret he has kept from her

secret will be revealed somehow (does not matter from who) and main girl will ditch main dude without a word

main dude will be confused and unsure what to do and will not seek therapy for at least one more movie

they will meet in some sort of circumstance and have to leave each other in a dramatic fashion because something bad happened that was outside of both of their controls

cliff hanger

title card

next movie

[johannepetereric]

“‘Ana, what’s wrong?’”

“Oh no…not the Katherine Kavanaugh Inquisition.”

SHE IS FUCKING CARING THAT YOU’RE CRYING AND SHE WANTS TO COMFORT YOU!!

WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE HER IF YOU HATE THAT SHE’S LIKE THIS?!?

[libidinous-weeb]

“he loves to cum inside your walls” what the fuck is he doing in my walls? the insulation in this apartment is already piss poor. if he wants to cum in my walls he better start paying the motherfuckin rent

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Ok let’s see how drunk you are: Ginny/Cousin Barney

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(There’s no Alabama flag emoji so let’s stick with ‘Merica) 

(TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS, TO A PLACE, I BELONG)

Alexander Weasley was excited to attend his cousin's William's wedding. Not only was it his first wedding that he has ever attended, but his future cousin-in-law was going to be part v eela wtih a bunch of veela cousins. He was very excited.

He sat with his mom and dad on the groom's side of the aisle. He didn't know his uncle Arthur very well, let alone Bill and his six siblings. However, family always invited family to their weddings, so here Alex was.

He didn't know if Bill was is second cousin of third cousin twice removed, but he did know they were related because they shared the signature Weasley red hair.

Alex recognized a lot of his Weasley family from various reuinions held throughout the years, but one face was new to him. They called him Cousin Barney.

He must have been close to Bill's side of the family since he was an usher like Bill's siblings. It was George that ushered him into his seat, but it was Barney that caught his eye.

From the way he was awkwarldy escorting guests to their seats to the way he stared at his Cousin Ginny throughout the entirity of the wedding. There was something odd about him.

His red hair did not match the same signiture Weasley shades of red, and he had 0 freckles. He talked to both International Quidditch Star Victor Krum and Elphias Doge all while staring at his own cousin.

Disgusting really.

But it was the way she reciprocated, that truly caused him horror. Some old hag made a loud comment about his cousin's dress, and she turned around and winked at her cousin!

Alex grabbed a shot of firewhiskey from the back table. Purebloods stay purebloods for a reason, he justified. If his cousin was in love with some cousin he never met, what was he to do about it?

Maybe he could find some veela cousin of Fleur's to forget about it.

[bunny-kisser]

[Through grit teeth, tears in my eyes] HE WOULD NOT BE A DOM TOP

[morkaischosen]

finally turned ‘based on your likes’ off ‘cause while I mostly didn’t mind it and it’s occasionally given me some cool shit, I’ve just had a flurry of uhhhhhhh shall we say very not-my-kink kink text posts and the thing about those is that the point where I work out the vibe of the post so I know to skip to the next one and the point where I start feeling uncomfortable are very similar points

[garoujo]

Sobbing right now because I didn’t realize the voice actor for Nanami made two ASMR 😭 One is not sfw 😳 so spicy! The other one is the sweetest. He counts sheep for you on a rainy night, trying to help you get to sleep. Yay be fallen even more in love with this man. Send help.

ajahajaka omgozh yes !!! i heard the asmr on tiktok [lmao] but he did it ! aaaaa counting sheep stoooop >.< tht is just the cutest thing ever sob ;> fall in luv w him ! his voice is so nice n soothing i can’t blame u <3

[homokommari]

ok here is my idea for the superbat comic im gonna make, lemme know if it sounds good:

lois gets sick and so clark takes over an interview with bruce wayne. as he enters bruce’s room, he embarrassingly trips, oh no! the interview goes well however, and afterwards they get coffee together. as they exit the cafe, a biker is about to hit clark, but bruce pulls him into safety into his arms. he then tells clark to stay away from him. then

[palisadewasp]

"I don't make love, I fuck. Hard," has entered my vocabulary forever and honestly I hate it.

[squintsintwink]

I love posting gallery builds bc I get to make silly descriptions about the most simple beach in the history of sims 4 beach builds

[bvbbl3p0p]

deadass for the longest time I've been so worried about writing a man and a woman having an enemies stage in their relationship, or like having murder involved, and I realized a lot of my hesitance was cause I've seen so many people say you just can't do healthy enemies to lovers or generally messed up/gritty romance with straight characters cause it'll always be sexist in some way

but I also realized that a lot of why people think that is because we subconsciously assume that there is a permanent vast power difference between them

like so often I almost immediately dismiss the idea of like murderous men with non-murderous women or vice versa but the thing is that while it's not hard to write in a non-sexist manner, we have grown up with those standards set as a default

which is why it's so important to both get an opinion from someone not involved in the writing process, and to ask yourself if certain things are in character/fit in the story or if they're just what you were subconsciously taught is how it should be

[onedumbho3]

I’m watching Fifty Shades of Grey rn and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MOVIE!! ITS NOT HOT ITS CRINGE