“Crowleys bi”
“But I think she’s Pansexual”
“No Crowleys a homosexual”
*runs on stage and grabs the mic violently*
No
Bitch is Azirasexual
No one else gets him hard like that angel
*drops mic*
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You slap Milo’s thighs and it feels like brick because of how thick they are that it literally hurts. Physical pain.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Gran Turismo (2023)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jann Mardenborough/Jack Salter
Characters: Jann Mardenborough, Jack Salter, Danny Moore
Additional Tags: multi-chapter, Coming Out, In Public, they're both so in love, Hijinks & Shenanigans, more moore, this is way too fun, honestly i can't really explain this in tags, eventual smut probably, a little ooc if we're being honest
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Tfw you have no fucking idea what you want with regards to emotional and especially physical intimacy your friends and you're literally just doing whatever bc you know you for a FACT aren't interested in them *that* way but bizarre emotions exist around them that you can't really describe. You don't feel an urge or desire to be closer to them per say but you enjoy doing things with them that usually are reserved for more intimate relationships? One of the most uncomfortable feelings I've experienced
Like. I've felt romantic attraction. I've felt sexual attraction. Albeit only exceedingly rarely. This is neither of those things. It's not really sensual or aesthetic or platonic or emotional either?
Like they happen to be available and open to doing more intimate things and I want to do those things but it's not *them* in particular that I'm interested in, it's the *things.* And the desire to do the *things* is getting mixed up in my head and knowing that they want to do the *things* but with me *specifically* makes me feel really weird. But I don't want to do the things with strangers either? It's like a constant flux between desire and repulsion and it sucks
It's like, if I could have a living body without a face or identity to cuddle and hold hands with and maybe even do other things with I would be the most happy? Just, a body without a person with their own feelings attached, so I don't have to be aware that there's an internal world in that person's brain, and they don't do things I don't want, and don't want things I don't want, and vice versa. And so no one is looking at me. I hate it when they look at me, when they stare. Stop looking at me. Just treat me like a body. Just warmth and good feelings and naps
Wtf is happening in my brain, it's so frustrating and confusing and uncomfortable
Aaaaaa
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I will have something for y’all tomorrow…but expect the unexpected because it is nothing I’m SUPPOSED to be working on ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ (nor is it Jaemle?? like who am i fr)
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At my first session my therapist asked if my family had a history of ADHD (we don’t that I know of) and now several weeks later she causally mentioned that some my habits are coping mechanisms for OCD and I have not been able to stop thinking about that and it going to be the only thing on my mind next session
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I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.
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God I love the episodes of Leverage that are like “yes Eliot is working class. yes he grew up surrounded by trades people and “menial” labourers. yes he knows so much about those jobs and will ALWAYS support those workers and their job choices.”
Because it’s something that really does set Eliot apart from the other characters. Like, Sophie is all about the finer things in life, and even if she did ever grow up poor or around labourers, she doesn’t exactly respect that life style. She’s all about getting away from that, if she ever was that lower class, which I don’t think she ever really was. Nate is Office Worker tm, just in vibes. That man has never seen a shovel. And while Parker and Hardison both went through the system, they’re both very city centric. And I mean, Parker has never once thought about real jobs or anything, ever. And Hardison definitely has a bit of a thing about age of the geek, and def starts out looking down on “menial” jobs.
But Eliot, throughout the entire show, is very much all about that. The mining episode in particular is such a favourite just because of the respect and care for these workers that Eliot shows. And I really like how different all of the leverage characters are, not just in skills but also in backgrounds, and how those backgrounds affect how they treat people. Eliot comes from a family of workers and a community of workers, and he holds those people in such high respect.
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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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