#what is my brain

[sinofwriting]

lover - Oscar Piastri

Words: 2,958 Summary: Press and fans find out during the Australian GP that Oscar isn’t single, in fact he is married. The more troubling part is the rest of the grid finding that out as well. Note(s)/Warning(s): Some drivers aren’t portrayed greatly in this, not because I don’t love them, but because they're a bit dumb and stupid. Some interesting thoughts about Lando and Max and Mclaren and Red Bull. Some angst. Logan is protective of Oscar and Oscar’s wife (his self proclaimed little sister). Slight NSFW at the end. Once again stating that I love all the drivers mentioned and written in this fic. (If anyone is interested in knowing more about my thoughts on the whole Lando, Mclaren, Max, Red Bull thing, send me an ask.)

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“Hey, Apples.” Oscar greets when he picks up the phone.

“Os,”

He frowns, stopping in his steps, ignoring how Lando is trying to wave him over for something. “What’s wrong?”

She sighs, “You know how I said I wouldn’t get lost?”

He breathes a sigh of relief that it’s nothing serious, smiling again. “Lando’s trying to get my attention for something, but I’ll text Logan to get you. That okay?”

“Yeah. I’ve missed our American boy.”

Oscar scoffs, “you’ve missed him. I’ve had to deal with him.”

She laughs, “Uh huh. I’ll let you go, but have fun talking to Lando. I’ll see you later, Os.”

“Later, Apples.”

Ending the call, he quickly messages Logan. The message brief and he’s not surprised when the American driver sends back quickly a simple thumbs up.

“What’s up, Lando?” He asks, when he finally gets close enough to his teammate.

“You’re married?”

Oscar blinks at the British driver. This is what Lando had been waving him over for? Something he already knew. “Yeah. Have been.” His eyebrows press together. “Are you alright? Hit your head or something?”

“No!” Lando shrieks, making him jump back. “You’re married. When did that happen?”

His shriek and loud words catch a few other drivers’ attention and before Oscar can process it, he has Charles, George, Checo, Mick, and Lance also surrounding him, asking him if he’s really married.

The repeated question has him blinking widely, wondering if there’s something in the air that’s making them all have memory loss.

“Yes, I’m married. Why are you guys acting like this is new news?”

“Non.” Charles says, eyes wide. “You can’t be married. You are a baby. Younger than Arthur.”

He rolls his eyes at the words. “Fuck off, mate. I’m not a baby.”

Charles pouts. “But you are so young to be married.”

Oscar’s nose wrinkles at the words, lips pressing together. “Right.” He nods, holding back what he wants to say. “I don’t know what to tell you guys. I’m married and I thought you guys knew.”

George scoffs, “none of us had any idea. And twitter is going crazy, mate.”

“What do you mean twitter? I’ve been married since I was eighteen. This isn’t a new thing.”

“Eighteen!”

Oscar nearly throws his hands in the air. “How did not one of you know? It’s public knowledge. Like all marriages.” He doesn’t mention the fact that he has definitely mentioned his wife in infront of all the drivers, they all obviously had trouble listening.

Lando flushes, “I mean, you don’t really talk about yourself. So, I guess it just never got brought up?” He offers, though it feels a little weak and Lando can’t help but wonder if Oscar had mentioned it but he had just thought that it was a joke or had been tuning him out because it wasn’t team or race related.

“Late congratulations then Oscar. She is here, no?” Checo says.

Oscar smiles at the older driver. It had felt odd that he had joined the rest of them, but it was clear he had joined because of the mention of another driver having a wife. They were few and far between. “Yeah, first race weekend this season.”

“Give her my congratulations as well.”

“I will.” He tells the older driver, watching as he leaves before turning his attention back to the other five.

“I’m private, but I’m not that private, you guys.” He says, and before one of them can say anything an American voice is speaking up from behind him.

“Private about what?”

Logan eyes the five drivers surrounding Oscar, nearly cornering him. The girl next to him breath catches a little at the sight and he squeezes her a bit closer before dropping his arm from around her shoulder.

“Everything alright?” He asks, no one having answered his previous question.

Oscar turns his head to throw him a grateful look before completely turning around seeing the girl beside him, a smile blooming across his face. “Logan find you okay?”

He can see from the corner of his eye, her nod shyly, fidgeting under the stares of five complete strangers and Logan gives the girl he considers a little sister a light push to Oscar. Knowing that they’ll both feel better with some contact.

Logan turns his head to face her when she gives a light tug to his shirt and he easily tilts his head a little downwards to receive the kiss on the cheek she gives as silent thanks, trying not to smirk at the wide eyed looks the other drivers are giving him. He turns his head back to face them, when she joins Oscar, the youngest driver on the grid, easily wrapping an arm around her and pulling her close, though keeping her slightly tucked behind him.

“No one knew I was married.” Oscar tells him, answering his question from before.

Logan’s eyebrows furrow. “What? It’s public knowledge.”

He shrugs, “twitter is apparently going nuts. No one knew.” He then nods his head towards the five drivers in front of them. “Including other drivers.”

He scoffs, “that’s a joke right?” None of them say anything and Logan can feel a simmer of anger starting in his gut. “Seriously. I’ve heard him mention her when all the drivers were around. Mark made a joke at the first race about him being married.”

No one of them say anything to that and Logan can feel his eyes narrow seeing Lando and George exchange a quick look.

It wasn’t necessarily surprising to hear that people on twitter were freaking out about it. It wasn’t something that first came up when you searched Oscar Piastri. But for not one of the drivers to know? Especially after hearing Oscar mention her? Mark make a joke about it? It rubbed him the wrong way.

He wondered if it was because when they all did a quick google on Oscar nothing about him being married came up. A combination of money buying a little privacy, though not enough to bury or hide a public marriage, and how private Oscar was as a person. He didn’t like talking about himself, was a little hard to make friends with unless effort was really put in or you were around him often enough. He also doubted that any of the drivers had really tried to get to know him due to the whole McLaren thing and the Alpine drama of last year. They only knew so much about Logan because everything was online about him, a problem with too much money, and he was willing to play into the whole about himself American persona.

It also makes him wonder if Oscar had been lying when he said that Lando and him were getting along. It was still early days, but for Lando not to know that Oscar was married? It spelled something that Logan didn’t like and the thought of Max not being the only teammate killer crosses his mind before he can stop it and he shakes his head. It was far too early for that and unfair to both Max and Lando. They weren’t the true issues or at least at the moment in Logan’s eyes Max wasn’t, their teams were.

Logan shakes his head at the silence from the other drivers still. He didn’t know what to say. Other than he wanted to tell them all to get their ears fucking checked. But he holds his tongue.

“Well now you guys know.” He tells them after another moment of silence. “This is Y/N, Oscar’s wife. And you already know all these guys.”

She nods, giving them a small wave that Lance and Mick return before quickly walking away with quiet apologies.

“You are a baby as well.” Charles says, eyes widening right after, clearly not having meant to say that.

She looks at Oscar and then Logan. “I thought you guys said that Arthur was worse than him.”

Logan laughs at the way Charles looks offended, mouth open in shock. “Charles has his moments.”

Feeling a slight tug to his hoodie, Oscar gives a nod to his teammate and the other two drivers. “We have to get going. Talk to you tomorrow.” He tells them, before stepping away, knowing that Logan is following just barely not on their heels.

Logan and her both hang outside of the McLaren headquarters for the weekend, waiting for Oscar to come back from a quick talk with his race engineer.

“Lando.” She begins and she can feel Logan’s full attention on her. “Do I need to worry?”

“Everyone likes him. He’s likable.” He tells her, trying to ignore what she’s getting at. Doesn’t want to think about the thought that popped into his head barely fifteen minutes ago.

“Logan,” Her voice is a little harsh. “Do I need to worry about Oscar being teammates with him? We all saw what happened with Daniel at least with what the media said. And I’m grateful that McLaren gave Oscar one of his dreams. But do I need to worry that they will ruin him for Lando?”

He can’t make his eyes meet hers, can’t when he can’t give her a sure answer. “I don’t know. Lando to McLaren is like Charles to Ferrari nearly, just not as predestined, I guess.” The words are sour sounding. “He still has good relationships with Daniel and Carlos.”

“Max is called a teammate killer and he’s got a great relationship with Daniel. A fair one with Alex according to your texts. And we all know that it’s not him, but Red Bull that’s the killer.”

He can’t help but glance around despite their whispers, wincing as she repeats his thought from earlier of Lando being perceived as a teammate killer. This really wasn’t the place to have this conversation, but he understood her need for some sort of answer. “I don’t know.” He repeats. “It’s still early. I want to say that McLaren will be fair to Oscar and treat him well, won’t treat him like a second class driver, but after them breaking a contract with Daniel.” He swallows harshly. “I don’t know.” And he hates that.

Getting into Formula 1, getting the chance that nearly all drivers dreamed of but only some got was supposed to be fun. Sure there was always going to be pressure and stress, but no one had warned him about the politics of it all.

“Okay,” she tells him, wrapping her arms around him in a hug and he can’t help but rest his head on her shoulder. Letting her bear his weight for a moment. “It’ll be okay Logan. And thank you.”

“Of course.” He mumbles. And suddenly there’s another set of arms wrapping around him and her. He only doesn’t move or lift his head because he knows those arms and there’s an Australian accent in his ears.

“You alright, Logan?”

He lifts his head to nod, not wanting to hurt her. “Yeah, just stress.”

He squeezes them both a little tighter. “Can say that again.”

Logan smirks, beginning to open his mouth but then a finger is poking between his ribs and he’s jumping out of the hug, rubbing at the spot with a pout. “Hey!”

She shakes her head at him, pressing closer to Oscar as he presses a kiss to the top of her head. 

“Don’t get cheeky. You still coming to dinner with us?”

Logan scoffs, “Of course. I’m not missing out on seeing Nicole and Chris.”

“My parents will be there as well.”

Logan throws his hands in the air, starting to walk backwards. “Why are we still here then?”

“Still missed him?” Oscar asks her as they start to follow him.

She laughs at the dry but teasing tone. “Of course. He’s a great older brother.”

“He is, isn’t he?” He has a put on suffering face, but there’s a fondness in his eyes as he looks ahead to where Logan is.

“He is.”

“Is everything alright?” He asks, slowing their pace a bit more.

She hesitates. “We’ll talk about it after dinner, but it should be.”

His brows furrow at the response and he can’t help but squeeze her closer. “Are you okay?”

“I’m all good, Os. Just worrying.”

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

—

“You’re worried.” He brings up nearly five hours later as they soak in the bath together, her back to his chest, his fingers interlaced, hands resting on her stomach and her hands resting on top of his.

He can feel her breathing stutter and his heart clenches inside of his chest at the reaction. She had always been a bit of a worrier. He wasn’t exactly sure where she got it from, no siblings to inherit the trait from and her parents were fairly laid back. But this seemed different, more serious. “I had some thoughts about McLaren. I needed to talk to Logan about them. He had some of the same ones.”

“Like?”

She pauses, lips pressing together for a moment. “McLaren gave you your dream.”

“One of my dreams.” He corrects her, picking up her left hand and pressing a kiss to her ring finger. Her wedding band and ring sitting on the bathroom counter instead of being where they belong.

“One of your dreams.” She corrects. “They clearly favor Lando.” His hand and hers settling back where they were.

“Lando’s an experienced driver, Apples.” he lets out a small laugh. “It’s only my first season. I’m a rookie.”

“Oscar,” she turns slightly to look at him. “Daniel was a more experienced driver. He even got them their first win in how many years and look what they did to him?”

He winces at the reminder. It would always slightly haunt him that the only reason he had a seat at McLaren is because they tossed Daniel like trash practically. Didn’t sit right with him and suddenly the solemness on her and Logan’s faces earlier made sense. “You two think they’ll do the same to me?”

“I think that as long as Lando gives them some sort of positive result he’ll always be their number one. Even if you perform better.”

He swallows at the words, because fuck it was looking like that wasn’t it?

Lando was a great driver, amazing, Oscar was thrilled to get to be his teammate and learn from him. But Daniel had pulled results from the McLaren, even if he hadn’t gotten as much as Lando did from it last season. It made no sense to get rid of an experienced driver or push him aside for a younger driver that would have years more left on the grid. And as he sits thinking about it, he’s reminded of how much last season McLaren put Lando first over Daniel, despite Daniel having a better chance or opportunity. Remembers some of the races he attended seeing Daniel’s frustrated, tired face as he got out of the car.

“You think Lando’s going to get called a teammate killer?” He knew her mind, knew it wasn’t a far stretch considering how Carlos was perceived at Ferrari and how Daniel wasn’t even racing this season.

“I think that if people are willing to call Max one when Red Bull is clearly the problem, it’s a miracle that he hasn’t been called it already.”

“Fuck.” He whispers, dropping his head to rest it on her shoulder.

“I’m sorry.” She whispers and he lifts his head back up.

“Don’t. We’re a team. This would have driven you mad keeping it to yourself.” It was a lot, but he was thankful it was being brought up now. Gave him more time. And god he’d have to bring it up with Mark. He could only imagine that the man would want to talk to her. Mark had always appreciated her thoughts and knew that they were a team. He didn’t just bring things to him, but to her as well.

“Charles doesn’t like me, I think.”

Oscar can’t help but laugh. The tension that had filled the bathroom, leaving. “You did say that he was worse than Arthur.”

“In that moment he was.” She defends and he presses a kiss to her cheek, still laughing.

“Once he gets over being told he’s worse than Arthur, he’ll like you just fine.”

“Think so?”

“Know so.” He corrects. “Not many people dislike you, Apples.”

“But you like me best.” She says, smiling.

“Like you best and love you best. Love you so much.” He murmurs before pressing a series of kisses to her cheek making her giggle and then squealing when he manhandles her until she’s facing him, straddling him.

“Hi, Apples.”

She beams at him and he can’t help but swallow at the brightness of her eyes. “Hi, Os.”

“You ready for bed?”

She lets out a little hum, wiggling her hips and his hands grasp at her waist, the lust that had started to simmer inside of him when he had turned her around growing at the pressure against his dick. “You have a race tomorrow.”

“Is that a no?”

“We haven’t had sex during a race weekend in over a year now. Don’t want you to be tired tomorrow.”

“I’ll be alright.” He tells her, pressing her down a bit and can see the way her eyes dilate at the feeling of him growing hard underneath her. “Might even make me place higher.”

“Well, only if you think it’ll make you place higher.” She teases and he can’t help but lean forward and kiss her.

She sighs into it, pressing closer to him, chests touching as he bites gently at her lip. “I’ve missed you.” She breathes when they separate, her eyes on the slight flushed face of her husband.

“I’ve missed you too.”

[moonchild-in-blue]

easy cunt 😳🤭 easy hole 😏🫣 will you let me go 🥺😩

[dairy-godmother]

I have this idea of someone who’s been dealing with paranormal shit their entire lives becoming an all you can eat buffet for jon

It’s like really sad especially because for some reason I imagined this scenario in which Jmart adopts a kid who has had so much trauma and they aren’t quite ready to share all that, but then eventually after like maybe a year of settling in it basically goes from season 3 Jon to season 4 Jon and he goes full archivist and this kid basically becomes a pretty long lasting but still temporary source of energy.

WHY DID MY MIND MAKE THIS IDEA ITS SO UPSETTING

Like someone tell me when I decided THAT was the fanfic idea that would come to me after listening to the magnus archives

Makes no fucking sense and it’s such a wild thought and like how would that even happen?

Idk someone cancel me lmao

[mistysblueboxstuff]

taking melatonin to be able to sleep and now instead of nightmares i have other weirdass dreams, like that Sam Lake would be writing a new Marvel movie. does that count as a nightmare? i'm confused

jokes aside, i do feel better now that i've been sleeping for more than 2-3 decent hours a night, i think (it's been like a year of shitty sleep or no sleep at all). i am also on anxiety meds but those haven't been really helping with insomnia/nightmares (the doc gave me some stronger ones, but those had some side effects, like making my depression worse lol 🫠)

[disasterbijupiter]

I just scared my cats laughing because my alarm went off and I woke up right as I was having a dream I was telling someone, "What if one time Sai Saici accidentally took his wok inside with him and the trace suit stuck it onto his back?"

[404writernotfound]

Last night I had a dream that it came out on the news that donald trump, elon musk, and the president of norway had a threesome??? and I went to some donald trump hate club at a local church and was there with my friends and we decided to write a fic about it?? so I wrote a really weirdly detailed mocking erotica fanfic about donald trump getting into a candlelit bubble bath with lemons and his servant in a tux served him wine while he waited for elon and norway guy to get there (I don't even know if norway has a president, but his name was david in the dream) and he was checking his watch to see when they would arrive. and my friends were complimenting my writing abilities but still trying to give me weird advice like telling the reader EXACTLY what the character was feeling and I was giving them advice and teaching them about "show don't tell" and then the event was over and I woke up. and then when I woke up I was very very confused and the first thing I googled "donald trump theesome" and then nothing came up and I remembered what I wrote word for word so I thought about writing it down but I didn't and this is my greatest regret and probably will be for like at least a few days.

[ramblingsofamuskrat]

going through old notes is genuinely like an insane fucking fever dream. could not fucking tell you why i have a notes doc that just says “toby determined is percy jackson’s dad” but like it’s there alright.

[frostbitepandaaaaa]

i'm such a heathen all these fluffbruary prompt fics are so sweet and lovely and it's making me oddly motivated to finish my whumptober fic (lmao). like what is wrong with me? 'oh look all this cute fluffy domesticity what if i dropped a big black hole of angst in it?'

[sweetdreamr]

Had a dream last night I was giving Izzy Hands a shoulder rub.

[thegreygale]

Okay totally random idea that has been rattling around my brain for the past few days: if Hazbin Hotel and Danny Phantom existed in the same universe Alastor would 100% own Freakshow’s soul right?

[skydoesthings]

So I had a vision...

[freakofnerdsher]

I saw a video of people cosplaying as Spider-man and Deadpool and they were dancing to a Taylor swift song and my brain immediately went “that’s Dick and Jason in those costumes” because Dick would talk Jason into it but they would both go all in and have so much fun

[lixenn]

I have come further ahead with my worldbuilding!

When will I share said worldbuilding?

*sprints to the gremlin cave*

"You will never catch me!"

[heartstringsduet]

I just saw the trends and read "narutocore" and was like...odd that that's back. It was naturecore

[sunnycanwrite]

your dog and my dog are cousins. Don't question it. Don't.

[artofkhaos404]

...bruh wtf is laughter.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME US HUMANS JUST GET SO HAPPY THAT WE UNWILLINGLY STOP BREATHING AND START SPUTTERING LIKE A FREAKING CAR ENGINE?

BRUH.

IS LAUGHING JUST JOYFUL CHOKING???ARE THERE *OTHER* KINDS OF CHOKING?

ANXIETAL CHOKING.

WRATHFUL CHOKING.

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.