#what’s up with that?

[pinkargylesweater]

They are still best friends! It’s just that now their friendship is being written from the perspective of two guys in their fifties instead of in their twenties.

As Matt and Trey have matured, so has the show.

It’s not that deep.

[konmaao3]

My pet peeve: movie characters who open doors by turning the key in one direction ... and then turning it back?! You are just locking the door again!

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

boil my soup boil! *evil witch laugh*

[blueish-bird]

(Chainsaw Man Spoilers)

AU where Aki survives Part 1 and now not only has to deal with the existential horrors of his new state of being but is also incredibly allergic to dogs, so he lives in the apartment next door to Denji, Nayuta, and their dozen-or-so huskies. (He’s not as allergic to cats, but Meowy likes Denji more than him.)

[euphorial-docx]

it’s always fun telling someone you’re autistic and then they give the very predictable neurotypical response: “but you’re not like my 12 year old cousin.”

no shit i’m not like your cousin. i am not twelve and i was not born male and autism is a spectrum. why is your first instinct to compare me to someone i have no association with?

[strawbrysnake]

The Twitter rebranding makes me so mad because Elon took a perfectly recognizable and simplistic logo/name that also cleverly ties in to the function of the app and went “but what if we make it like cool and mysterious????????” like a fucking middle school boy trying to get girls

[isagrimorie]

I’m curious why a post discussing Maquis was labeled as “Mature”

Feels weird that it was.

[fridge-04]

Woke up in the middle of the night feeling silly (shaking, struggling to breathe, head spinning)

[duckduckquackity]

Quackity? Where are you right now man? I kinda thought you would come back here after you took Phil home, are you okay?

(@daddestboyhalo)

Oh shit sorry, I stayed at Phil’s for the night, it was really late by the time I got Phil back to his place. Fucker was drunk as hell

I’m doing great! Fantastic! Don’t comment about my makeup when I get back. I wanted to try a new look.

[kitofawriter]

Me casually playing Stardew Valley: oh hey, this is a lucky game! I just got a prismatic shard in the mines from fighting monsters! (Something that’s like a 0.05% chance)

Later: oh hey, I got the tea set in my first year! And a pig I’ve had less than a month randomly gave birth on the same day! (A 2.75% chance)

The next night: …a meteor fell on my farm. What is going on???? (A like 1% chance)

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[chongoblog]

So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

[blorbocedes]

if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me