When will Ares, Athena and Dionysus come back from war in Hades 2?
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everytime i think about qsmp or see it on my timeline q!slime is always in the back of my mind...
cause i know irl slime has just been busy doing other projects which i adore don't get me wrong never can have too much charlie slimecicle
but q!slime has been there on that goddam eggxile island for a month now basically??? like holy shit
in my head hes just on that island, living out there, watching the sunset from the campfire chairs, alone... while the world moves on without him and he just has no idea
atleast after this point hopefully other artists will start drawing q!slime with some visible wear and tear instead of clean and pristine, like that man has been on an island off the grid, away from all civilization for 25+ days??? please!! give him one scar atleast itll make me so happy!!!! /light hearted
entire arcs have happened and resolved, CONSPIRACIES everywhere, people getting married and broken up, danger befalls almost all of the other memebers of qsmp, yet q!slime just off on his little island secluded from the world
us q!slime fans are just in a state of limbo never knowing when hes is coming back to the qsmp 🤧 miss my streamer ❤️
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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage
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"oh, I live in a desert and-"
"wow that must be so terrible" "deserts are so ugly" "I would never want to live in a wasteland like that" "it's just empty nothingness"
wishing 10,000 exploding hammers upon you
behold New Mexico
[ID 1: tall, snowcapped rocky mountains rising above a plain filled with desert scrub
ID 2: brightly colored banded cliff walls of several mesas climbing their way into mountains
ID 3: a desert prairie
ID 4: colorful hoodoos against a twilight sky
ID 5: white sand dunes as far as the eye can see
ID 6: a collection of hoodoos against a stormy sky at sunset
ID 7: a juniper tree standing with a cliff wall in the background
ID 8: several juniper trees on a rocky landscape]
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Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
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