#who the fuck approved this???

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

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[mintbees]

Watcher moving all of their content going forward to a paid streaming service for JUST their own content and not posting on youtube anymore? Pitching that idea to a mostly young viewer base who dont want to/cant pay for an extra streaming service? ohhhh they're so cooked

[qqueenofhades]

May I present the best headline I've seen today:

Look, the Fulton County people have already said they plan to give him the full works: fingerprinting, mugshot, perp walk, releasing height/weight, etc, all the usual criminal treatment that he's managed to avoid so far. So yeah, he's gonna fucking HATE it, and if I don't see the mugshot everywhere on everything and made into all the memes you can think of, the internet will have failed me.

[lover-of-mine]

No because, the gay firefighter blorbos might not be fucking, but the canon is so wild. Eddie really woke up one day after almost dying, drove to his attorney, and added Buck to his fucking will. They had known each other for what? Two years? When Eddie literally signed a legal document tying him to Buck in a moment that was officially talked about as Eddie's way to say "I love you to the core" and then Eddie just didn't tell Buck about it until a year later. How much more wild can a ship get? Sure, we have easy stuff like the casual touches, the bizarre synchronization, and we have pretty intense stuff like the way Buck clawed at mud because he was ready to dig through 40 feet of it to get to Eddie, or how Eddie climbed a wet lightning rod to get to Buck, and how Buck has tasted Eddie's blood, and how Eddie literally brought Buck back to life, but they have a legal document tying them together for the past 3 seasons. WHAT THE FUCK. Like, for the love of God, what were the writers thinking when they decided on that particular plot. That's just fucking wild.

[weabooweedwitch]

"Jack Black is such a good fit for Bowser" I mean YEAH have you SEEN Bowser? He's like a 10 foot giant turtle monster who has a "black jewelry with spikes" punk aesthetic and he'll steal your TV to turn on the parental locks for his son. He's conquered entire countries with his army of fellow mean-spirited individuals and he wrote in his secret diary thst he hopes the Princess he just kidnapped will like him. He's got a clown copter and it ran out of gas once and he had to swim across the ocean while his second in command flew across on a broom and forgot about him. Another villain tricked him with a fake wedding to Peach and he didn't even realize it was a trap because he was just legitimately excited to get married. You think I'm gonna be surprised if this camp beast has a musical number? He was in a commercial with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu herself. He has his minions call him things like YOUR HIDEOUSNESS before he goes out gokarting. He saw Mario crash an entirely different wedding to Peach while ALSO wearing a wedding dress and he just said "nice style but did I invite you though?". koopa king shit.

[theabstruseone]

Wait, he ranked the price of Twitter by 20 billion? Weren’t the rumours that he was looking to tank Twitter then sell off its assets?

The problem is you can find all sorts of rumors. He bought Twitter to wreck it, he bought Twitter to turn it into the X App he failed at pitching at PayPal, he bought Twitter to destroy the public square and undermine democracy, he bought Twitter as part of a deal with Mark Zuckerberg to destroy Twitter and leave Facebook as the only viable social media platform, he bought Twitter to appears the grey aliens in their war against the lizard people on behalf of the Illuminati.

The thing is...Elon Musk did NOT want to buy Twitter. He had to be sued and forced to buy the company.

He ran his mouth because he was angry he wasn't getting his way like the rich asshole he is, basically saying "If you don't do what I say I'll just buy the place and make you." And because he'd already bought shares of the company as part of this strongarm tactic, he was legally responsible for buying the company. And at his stupid-ass $54.20 offer that added over $150 million to the price just to add the $0.20 to the price because 420 blaze it and he is a child.

Add in that Tesla and SpaceX only function because they're Musk-proofed themselves. There are layers between the manic whims of the spoiled manchild that prevent him from running around yanking wires out of stuff to see what breaks like he's allegedly done at Twitter (technically it was turning off servers to see who panicked accord to reports but seriously, that's the sort of shit he's doing).

There doesn't need to be any grand conspiracy or ulterior motive other than the racist misogynist homophobic asshole who refuses to be told "no" is throwing a massive temper tantrum because his ex-wives hate him, his children hate him, he was forced to buy the company, and he got kicked out of PayPal 20 years ago and hasn't gotten over the bruised ego since then.

Do you REALLY think the guy who got so mad the President of the United States issuing an official statement from the White House got more attention than him so had the engineers boost his ranking in the algorithm enough so that he dominated everybody's feeds for a day to get more attention on him could actually plot a real conspiracy?

Or does Occam's Razor say he's just a privileged little shit who is indulging in his racism and transphobia while pandering to the fascist sycophants who keep licking his boots?

[demon-diva]

I’ve peaked.

Move aside future kids and wife nothing is ever going to top this feeling.

[cemeterything]

why is it that i love socializing on my own terms and go out of my way to talk to strangers (when my paranoia isn't seriously acting up at least) and get excited when my friends message me or ask to arrange to hang out and love dressing in weird outfits that i personally think look nice even if everyone else finds them weird and judges me but the second i get invited to a party my brain goes full carrie white about it

[jackshiccup]

despite knowing what was going to happen, snotlout's redemption and eventual downfall was so so heartbreaking to me. we spend the past 10 books witnessing how much he's tormented and bullied hiccup that we all feel the same anger and frustration and resentment as fishlegs does in the beginning of 11. i was, maybe, even rooting for something a little bad to happen to him so that he can feel even a fraction of the humiliation that he put hiccup through. but time and time again hiccup, with his inherent goodness and wonderful capacity to always try and see the best in people, reminds us that people need and deserve second chances. even third, fourth and fifth chances. even when hiccup was faced with the certainty that snotlout was set on betraying him from the start.

that's why it was so satisfying to get to the emotional catharsis of the swordfight. snotlout practically begging for hiccup to hate him and hiccup genuinely not having it in him to be able to. and even after that, even after he disarms hiccup and is seconds from killing him - he doesn't. and then hiccup comforts snotlout through it. he tells him words that snotlout didn't know he's been desperate to hear. he tells him he's being too hard on himself. he tells him he's a hero. he opens a door inside snotlout's life for the first time in a long time. despite everything, he offers him another choice to join the dragonmarkers. and snotlout accepts. he bows to hiccup, he calls him king, pledges his sword to his service forever, shakes his hand and chooses to bear the dragonmark.

and it's this moment we finally seeing the seeds of change planted in snotlout sprout - instigated by gobber teaching him a lesson in the amber slavelands and reminding him what the black star represents: pride, honour, bravery. all the times we see snotlout give in to vulnerability and ponder on his choices, he's always holding onto it. which makes it all the more symbolic when he hangs it around hiccup's neck during his last act of valour.

just like how the book tells us that the tides can change so fast, through hiccup, my heart was able to give snotlout another chance too. and it's because of hiccup's belief in snotlout's potential for more that makes you feel so strongly about his death. snotlout's excitement at finally being on hiccup's side, at doing what's right, at having the opportunity to actually be a hero - we can't help but feel that burst of pride, we can't help but root for him. and so we feel the loss, as hiccup did. and it's a point driven home when hiccup ends the epilogue with how he’s carried snotlout and his sacrifice with him all throughout his life. and how time has rubbed away at the black star.

that now the star doesn't look black at all. just gold.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

I just finished watching the first two episodes of succession for the first time and seriously what the fuck is going on with tom and greg. they were together on screen for less than two seconds and tom was immediately like you wanna kiss me? oh I see. mhmm. yeah. you wanna kiss me so bad. literally embarrassing. suck my dick. I’m joking. omg I’m literally kidding don’t take me seriously. the look on your face oh my god you actually thought I was being serious? really? because I was. you want me carnally. you want money but you want me more. JUST KIDDING OMG

and greg is just standing there like 🧍 what.

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

this is the same fucking image and i hate it

[rakkuntoast]

really hoping for the last debate to let the international members to be able to talk in their mother language cuz admit it or not, its a HUGE handicap that they're not able to get themselves across as they'd like to cuz of the language barrier. they're trying their best and im glad the team is working to better the translator but my god, even if its more convenient for them to talk english its def affecting some of the candidates

this is mostly directed @ insaneduo cuz holy shit im so tired of people that keep missinterpreting them, they wont start a dictatorship go and actually watch their povs

[centipede-legs]

started a durge play through (resisting the urges bc #redemption and second shot at life) and by the tiefling party, i already had exceptional approval with gale and medium approval with everyone else, so i did as one does and spoke to every companion at the tiefling party, and ALL OF THEM were like “i’m in the mood for some ;) ;) but obviously not with you EW grosssss could you imagine??? ewwwww” with the exception being gale who thanked me profusely for acknowledging that he exists, followed by a tasteful "I WANT YOU SO BAD PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS"

[ahappydnp]

I am a lurker but only because I am 30+ and feel that those who follow me for other fandoms would not approve. I only follow you because I love that people our age (30+) are fangirling on Tumblr. Also #autistic so yeah.

OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE JOIN IN!!!! there are SO MANY 30+ people in this fandom like i'm being so serious! i just hung out with several people last weekend at wad and often times i was the youngest in the group at 31! i'm being so serious, you are in no way the outlier!

[kitnita]

wyatt johnston talks his sleep schedule   —   practice   —   04.02.24 

[what’s it like getting back at six am? i mean, is it like — a day or two, or how do you adjust to that?]   i mean, for me, i think it’s … um, i know i can kind of get through it a little easier, i know some guys, you know, have kids and some other responsibilities where they don’t have the luxury of being able to sleep all day, but, um … yeah, i mean, i had — i was able to sleep in as long as i wanted and get as much sleep as i needed, which, um … you know, i think helps a lot for sure. um, obviously, it’s not easy though. uh — so definitely kinda took a little bit, but, yeah, i mean, for me it’s pretty easy just to — i mean, sleep ‘til i don’t need to anymore.  [so how long was that? what time d’you get up then?]   um … i think it was around one or so? when i got up? it wasn’t — it wasn’t too bad. you know, obviously you wanna try to sleep at night too. um … so, yeah, i think it worked out, you know, worked out pretty well.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

Americans who file for tax refunds: if you haven’t already,

🚨MAKE A NEW IRS ACCOUNT 🚨

you need a verified ID.me account to file your taxes, even if you “have a guy” or “use the software” you still need to be verified first.

this coming tax season is the first year that it will be mandatory, and if you wait til everyone has their W-2s and gets blindsided by this newfangled technology, you will experience wait queues in excess of twenty hours for a video verification. That’s how it was last year, and it wasn’t even mandatory yet.

For non-video verification, a selfie is required and biometric data is stored for 36 months. If you don’t like that, opt for video verification, no biometric data will be stored.

Again, wait queues are unbelievable during tax season.

Get it done NOW.