#who was just a little dude

[in-tua-deep]

had a dream last night where i became a demon lord by accident, told the devil he needed to talk to his mum more, and escaped the realm of the dead

the backstory of this dream was that when you died you went to the devil's realm, and if you were a strong enough magic user he would might you back to the mortal realm as a demon lord to cause havoc. when this happened, the sky would rend apart as a portal was created between the two realms on high and the people would shake in fear knowing that a new demon lord walked the earth.

(i think angels would also be sent down to fight the demon lords and all that, but angels aren’t humans, they’re made beings. so if you wanted back to the mortal realm you had to go through the devil, who controlled the realm of the dead in general but like, he only concerned himself with the top dogs you know?)

i met the devil's mum on earth and really vibed with her and liked her !! i think i looked up to her as a mother figure myself. then i went out into the world to just - vibe. and ended up accidentally growing my magical power and climbing these ranked "seats" of magic users. by complete accident! i did not mean to do this! i was just having fun and vibing and accidentally doing buckwild magic shit with no formal information. like. my illusions could be touched and manipulated by straight up hands which was apparently a huge deal and really catapulted me up the line

anyway so i accidentally die, right. and i end up in the devil's conference room where I have been before (?) because I think I met with this guy several times in dreams (?) where he was surprisingly refreshed by my complete lack of fear and respect and I sat in a chair that wasn't really meant for me so I could look this dude in the eye. things get a little fuzzy here but i'm pretty sure that i a) asked him why he doesn't talk to his mother more and b) ended up causing a commotion and ditching lol. so i was loose in a part of the demon realm i wasn't supposed to be in!

i ended up managing to find the mortal realm and passed through - but because i wasn't at the usual place and was very close to the ground, it didn't rend the sky or anything and wasn't dramatic - i just sort of fell through. i remember pausing and thinking... oh this will help me later, particularly pretending to be a regular mortal.

so i decided to try and find the devil's mum again. downside: because I was now a demon lord, i had the strengths and weakness of a demon lord which came directly from the devil's own strengths and weaknesses. which one of his weaknesses was not being able to sense his mother's magic. which meant i couldn't sense his mum's magic. so i was lowkey flying blind lol

so that was the dream. i befriended the devil's mum, earned the devil's respect, accidentally became a stupid powerful magic user, yelled at the devil for not working on his relationship with his mother, and escaped to become a runaway demon lord lol

so yeah anyway my sleep brain decided to full on yeet me into an anime, huh

[asspinkie]

durge accidentally double-booked the boys

[scrambleseggy]

When people think women aren’t capable of misogyny I have to laugh because misogyny isn’t men just being creepy and weird and rating women on reddit. It’s not just statistics on violence and crime stories, even though that is a big part of it.

It’s also republican moms and mean girl sisters who encourage competition between women as peak femininity. It’s also women who think having friends is an equivalent to a bravo TV show that includes hair pulling and slut-shaming. It’s also women who tell you certain things make you ugly and “look like a man.” Women who make fun of feminine features in men. It’s women who think the best way to deal with a patriarchal system is by trying to befriend it so they can try to benefit off of it by “not being like other girls” — the way people boil feminism down to the proximity of femininity and masculinity on the internet really bothers me. Some of the worst misogynists I’ve known in my life have been the republican women I’ve grown up around.

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

[dedusmuln]

yeah you support trans people but are you normal about trans men who choose to get pregnant

[chuuyanakaahara]

i will personally never forgive yenpress for botching the translation because now it's impossible to find chuuya / dazai / yosano takes that do not start with "first off, mori sucks and he's a predator"

mori is the don of the port mafia and has committed several war crimes, but not those ones. yell at him and hate him for the severe psychological manipulation of yosano & for dazai joining the mafia n being his witness. you know, the things he did.

[meteortrails]

law and luffy are so fun bc the fundamental basis of their relationship is that they were both there for each other in one of their most isolated, life changing moments of grief, and they’re the only reason the other survived it. they may not necessarily know all that much about each other, but they do know parts of each other that not even the closest members of their crew (their family) know now. like obviously by the end of dressrosa law sees and understands the reason luffy’s crew follows him, but I think a less obvious truth is that when law saves him luffy sees and understands the reason law’s crew follows him. I just think about luffy’s instinctive faith and trust in law on punk hazard; he looks at law and understands that as much as he pretends not to be law is fundamentally the person who saved him before he is anything else. and I think they both kinda struggle to categorize the specific and unique way in which they are important to each other (although admittedly luffy stops caring to much much sooner LOL), bc it IS different than their relationships with their crew or their family. not necessarily any more or less meaningful, just different. and idk i guess i just think it’s all very sweet, in the end, that they managed to find each other like this.

[marc--chilton]

love love love love those moments where house's all seeing baby blues get misty. love when he gets super pathetic about his and wilson's friendship and how sometimes he pushes just a little too much so wilson draws a line like he can end what they have Right There as he stands without batting an eye as if that isn't one of the most devastating things you can tell house. sometimes that man just looks the most beautiful at his most vulnerable

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[redrobin-detective]

I find it completely hilarious to think after Simon was freed from the crown and got to be himself in Ooo that he and Finn have a close relationship that neither of them understand.

Finn views Simon as a fellow human, someone he saw at their lowest point and now is on the upswing and now they can be buddies and go on adventures together. He also wants to do sleepovers all the time, what a bro. Simon sure is fussy with him, like Jake sometimes is, must be because they're such good friends.

Simon meanwhile is going around to people in Ooo like 'why did you let a child/teenager live alone in a treehouse with a dog and access to weaponry while making him fight monsters?' and when no one stepped up, Simon unofficially claimed Finn as his own. He checks in regularly, goes over a brings groceries, cleans up the treehouse, educates Finn as best he can on human anatomy, culture, history as well as other stuff.

Its so obvious to everyone - especially Marcy who is laughing her ass off in the background - that the former Ice King is trying to parent Finn who doesn't get it and proceeds to friendzone the hell out of his father figure.

[zgriptsor]

pikmin 4 is my first pikmin game and im already learning so much

[ricky-mortis]

Have some Ted doodles- as a treat.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wally learned something new today!!! why doesn't he show us what-

ah.

[tricoufamily]

glad we were on the same wavelength

[kelpermoosee]

Nothing can describe the sheer disappointment I feel when I see people say Mario is a “bad brother” (HE IS A GOOD BROTHER‼️‼️)

[zivazivc]

What do the band mates look like now?

Hed's a dad, and Les finally found a shirt that fits him