#who's right

[transingthoseformers]

Earthspark Lugnut

Kids are enchanted with him and likewise. Megatron took one look at newcomer and left not wanting to deal with Lugnut

Lugnut mistaking Terrans for Megs kids: Is that your progeny my lord?

Megatron:*leaves faster*

Extremely funny bonus:

Lugnut: My lord!

Megatron: Frag's sake-

Lugnut: Can you do me the honor of blessing my little joy?

Clobber:*blinks at Megs*

Megatron: Did-Did you clone yourself?

Strika: He was overenthusiastic with transfluid

Bee: Children are present!

Sdddfff yES

Megatron:

Megatron: fuck that, I Am Leaving

Lugnut is loud, big, and honestly relatively friendly by decepticon standards (the bar is on the floor but some mecha still manage to scrape by under it), a recipe for fun

I'm just imagining Lugnut chasing him down and dragging him back while Strika waited patiently with the kids. Probably not likely but I imagined that Lugnut seemingly pulled Clobber out of nowhere (subspace???)

Clobber is identical to Luggy

sTRIKA DARLING, she's a direct one

Megs is bluescreening right about now

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Creative writing is so fucked because you'll submit the exact same fucking piece to an anthology, and it'll go:

Reviewer one: I want to hire you for fact-checking. lean and muscular prose, very nice. Clean up my margin notes, and you're set. *has 15ish annotations about technicalities and better word picks.* Reviewer two: fustian, at least half of this could be removed. Please see the extensive notes attached to this email. *the pdf attached is 11 pages in 10 font of mistakes, edits and content suggestions.*

Me:

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[pixelephant]

[visenyaism]

seven years ago in the name of tolerating free speech from all political perspectives my nasty ass evil university let an army of tiki torch wielding nazis shouting jews will not replace us march through grounds threatening the lives of students and community members with zero police presence. and today they retroactively changed campus policy around tents so they could send in the cops to bust up the gaza memorial vigil. genuinely fucking stomach turning

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[crappycheese]

A samurai does the sword thing but instead of someone dying it’s perfect top surgery

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[phantomrose96]

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

Fifteen immediately changing the TARDIS to warm toned lighting is such a mood

[doctorhomo]

“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????

[qweenofurheart]

revamped some sketches!!

[pseudowho]

Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".