#why are cats so murderous

[your-funky-human-companion]

i really need to do my practicing today but my cat has finally decided to sit next to me (i dont know why and she’s never done this before) so i cant just get up and walk away but i really need to practice but mY CAT

anyways i think she knows this and is trying to sabotage me

so cute but so fricking annoying

“i love her so much” (i say with tears running down my face)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 106

Dan absolutely despised his parole at first, but honestly this is a blast. Sure, he’s stuck in the form of a cat, a kitten even, but he’d found an absolutely wonderful companion. Partner. Ally? Baby Chaos Lord? He’d work on it. 

Klarion is just happy to have found such a great familiar, he even named them Teekl II, which is a great name thank you very much hero-babies! So now he has two Teekl familiars, and Teekl II always gets so gleeful whenever they successfully pull a prank! He even has his own fire magic which is so fun! 

Danny is not happy to get thrown into another world, stuck as a kitten. He’s also not pleased to have found a sick baby liminal, but fine. If this is what he’s supposed to deal with then he’ll deal with it! Even if he has to be a familiar for a teeny tiny bit of time. It’s fine, and the dude has a pocket he can peek out of on his coat. 

Jason has no idea where this kitten came from but the Pit is being surprisingly chill about it. Something about a baby? Whatever, he’s made the furball a little matching outfit and they like to sit in his pockets and peer out. No idea how Cat Hood is making the shadows all spooky now or why the eyes went from blue to green, but whatever. 

Ellie is utterly delighted in this situation. She was just wandering, but now she’s a lil fluffy kitten, and ended up landing on this kid’s head. This magic kid’s head! He even has a talking tiger friend too! So cool! She’s definitely sticking with him! This will be so fun!

Billy was worried about making sure the kitten got food, she’s so tiny! Mr Tawny is a big help though, and apparently she’s his familiar now that he’s given her a mortal name? He doesn’t fully understand but apparently she’s connected to his magic now, if the shouts from the gods are anything to go by. Look, an electric cat is cool. Pakhet is amazing, and Fawcet thinks it’s adorable that Marvel has a kitten clinging to his shoulder

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

💙❤️Happy Holidays!❤️💙

[eclipseclan]

Damn I completely forgot about this scene in “Into the Wild”, absolutely blew me away on reread.

[meimeikyu]

a masterpiece of genius

from the post n tags from @yellow-computer-mouse >:3

[chaoflaka]

Everybody stop what you’re doing and DRAW WANDERER PLAYING WITH CATS CAUSE ITS CONFIRMED!!!

[incorrectsvlegends]

Pecharunt: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

[bonefall]

Buzzardclaw's a whore you say ... My interest is peaked I love these types of gossips (In fiction)

Buzzardclaw is yet another Kit Save! WindClan is RIDICULOUSLY tiny, I had to SCRAPE this one up. Buzzardkit is mentioned in only a single page in Po3 Book 1: The Sight, where he is soothed by an unnamed queen who reveals his name. I decided that his mothers are Snapstorm and Stoneclaw, and the unnamed queen who soothed him was Snapstorm.

(THOUGH I am considering taking the unnamed queen and making her into a full character, tbh. I'm not kidding, this Clan is unacceptably small and it is ALL hands on deck. Maybe make her into a permaqueen type.)

WindClan NEEDED more sillies, because the majority of the cats in it are pretty harsh and serious, so I decided that this one was going to be sort of a hopeless romantic gossip girl type. He's really close with his Mi, Snapstorm, who's an Aftergathering regular at the Lake and likes trading. Because of her, Buzzardkit was getting acquainted with other cats from a young age and just kinda learned to play up how cute he is.

He grew up into a pretty kitty, too. Both of his parents are handsome mollies, and he managed to somehow get FOUR colors from between them. White, brown, black, and gold. It makes up for the fact he has very few scars, because he's a wuss.

He uses his charm and appearance to get people to do what he wants, but he has absolutely no ambition to follow up with this. What he wants is a nice blanket made of mole hide, or a good bit of gossip, or competitive scratchstone tips. Probably becomes a popular Honor Sire in his later years.

Just a fun, low-stakes dude in the background.

[fumifooms]

I think some inherent comfort of the party’s relationship, of why they’re so tightly knit and wholesome, is that it’s kinda the embodiment of "people that care for each other unconditionally, so much so that you could be the biggest freak on Earth and they would still not turn their back to you". Like, Laios’ whole character arc is that he was scared of others and their judgement, that he should hide a big part of himself and his interests to be tolerated if not accepted… But showing himself to others was the road through which the party bonded and got closer, and by the end of the story Laios literally turns into his monster because it was his biggest wish and everyone sees it and also he eats his human body a lot. After that he runs to the woods and is so scared of everyone not wanting to see him again, but y’know what. It’s fine his party still loves him, and aghhhh ouch my heart

I think also, Izutsumi was central to the party having a found family feel. The party was mostly made of work colleagues acquaintances, but adopting a stray/teenager that has no one on the way in your grand adventure really makes the whole family vibe skyrocket.

[crystalcanis]

oh my god people really are using the song Ptolemaea for literally anything

[puppypaw-wc]

i was looking through some of my older posts and i found one where i was like "ferncloud, feathertail and tawnypelt were in thunderclan together at one point and killed bone together" and now i'm just like. "diversity win! local lesbian polycule killed a man together while they were teenagers."

[bitchfitch]

A spy and a super soldier are put in a house together, they have never met before their first day in that house and will now be living there together for the foreseeable future.

[skylie-spiderlillis]

The urge to adopt several pets and name them after the Batfamily pets (specifically the animals that are the same like the comics, creating the characters in real life) is so strong.

Unfortunately, I don't think I'll ever find a dragon bat to call him Goliath :(

I want Goliath so bad.

Also forget naming your human kids after characters, I plan to name my pets after fictional characters.

[cooliogirl101]

love the svsss snippet with sayuri and shen jiu, they’re the worst and i love them <333.

with lbh, do you have any ideas about any shenanigans he gets into after he gets to cang qiong and is completely baffled at his former horrible shizun,,,,, being married?? happily???? to someone even more intimidating than him????? the mental gymnastics he’ll be going through will be top tier lol

I feel like for all that Shen Jiu bitches at Sayuri/Haitang on like a daily basis (he doesn’t know why people think she doesn’t have a sense of humor, she has a sense of humor a mile long and it occurs entirely at his expense), there’s actually no one who’s happier about the marriage than he is. Like Haitang views it as a very convenient arrangement between friends that works very well for the both of them. Meanwhile Shen Jiu with his massive abandonment issues is over there like, if we get married, if she’s the one to ask to marry me, even knowing all that I’ve done, even knowing what I am…surely, surely that means she’ll never leave me? That as long as she’s in this world, I’ll never be left behind again?

LBH, upon landing in this strange parallel world (so similar yet so different to the one he left behind) latches on to the one thing he’s always been able to fall back on, and that’s his desire for vengeance. In one lifetime, he used Qiu Haitang as a tool to destroy Shen Qingqiu beyond all recognition. He’ll do it in this lifetime too, he’ll rip her from his side and turn her against him, use her to shred his soul into pieces, and it won’t even be difficult— he’s done the same thing to a thousand other undeserving men in his first life, after all, turned their wives and daughters against them.

It…doesn’t go well for him.

[yum-zlurplie]

giggling and kicking my feet when enphoso says this

like whatcha gon do if i do steal cutie pie? hm? you to cute to be threatening

[flawlessmarsh]

"Black cats are evil!!"

My black cat just chillin':

(She gives bad luck to the people who don't feed her

or when she meows to get pet, they don't pet her)