#why i am a posting this ? idk maybe time to get back to my raccoon days of posting sketches wips and drafts exclusively to feel alive

[coolnonsenseworld]

Saw some reblogs and likes on old Catradora so I dug out a never finished WIP

[fragariajain]

fun piercings i think would suit p1harmony ~ (vibes and aesthetically)

bear with me; i've never made posts like this before ill get the hang of it soon

theo - snug, was originally going to pick an industrial piercing but looking at some pictures i do not believe he has the anatomy for it, the outer portion of his ear looks too small. don't think he'd have too many piercings, probably wanting to stick to minimalistic

keeho - hear me out, I think he'd look great with an anti-eyebrow. specifically because of how nice his eyebrows are, i'd say not to fuck with them by getting a regular eyebrow. my friends eyebrow hair still doesn't grow back from the scaring

jiung - rook, idk why, i just don't see him with facial piercings? i entertained the idea of stacked nostrils and then decided that he'd probably get it to try and then retire them before they even healed

intak - look ik what i said with keeho and nice eyebrows "don't fuck with the regular eyebrow piercing" BUT i am begging this man. on my hands and knees fucking begging for eyebrow, it'd suit him so well without like over doing it on his face ya know?

soul - curated ears, i feel like he'd look good with his ears fully stacked, some form of space theme with the jewelry, maybe toss in a tongue too

jongseob - similar to soul i feel like he'd have a lot, idk something something emo kids doing emo things (soul with raccoon tails ik what you are), but i think he'd go even further and get snake bites specifically with rings too. possibly can see both nostrils (not at the same time as the lip rings tho), symmetry ya know

[thecodeveronica]

Okay, so if I was in charge of deciding how to change things for RE remakes, by the time they got to 6, this is what I'd do if I was allowed MAJOR changes

(spoilers for both RE6 and Code Veronica... and I guess Darkside Chronicles by extension)

also warning, this is obscenely long. It's the hyperfixation talking and it compels me to spew my nonsense even if there is no audience willing to listen, I just like to talk lmao

Step #1) lay the groundwork in a Code Veronica remake beforehand to make things a little more ambiguous if Steve could live or not.

See, in Darkside Chronicles, I think it is interesting that when Steve says to Claire that that they both know he's "not gonna make it," he immediately follows up by saying that the virus is already in him. That makes it sound like THAT is what he is referring to rather than the impalement that happened moments before lol, so I'd work with that. Say T-Veronica gives some kind of enhanced healing, and take the fact that Steve reverted back to looking human as an actual plot point rather than just the way it was probably intended ("power of love" kind of thing so he could talk to Claire one more time), like he could coexist with the T-Veronica virus.

Keep the whole Wesker taking him thing since there needs to be a way to get Steve off the Antarctica base before it self-destructed, along with Wesker's taunting of Claire about it

Step #2) RE6 gets totally changed because I said so teehee. Actually, the Chris/Piers campaign can stay pretty much the same, I legit like that one a lot and I love Piers with all my heart and it has that really good ending.

Leon/Helena gets totally changed so that it is Leon/Sherry instead so Sherry gets to be partnered with her fellow government agent + Raccoon City survivor. Also because Helena isn't that important in the end lol, and I don't really think the Deborah subplot with her is all that necessary (and it only takes up like two chapters anyway and IMO it doesn't even land emotionally because you know Helena for all of an hour or two at this point and most of that was her whining to go to the cathedral). You can show that Simmons is a piece of shit in plenty of ways without needing Helena and Deborah, and Ada's campaign would remain pretty much the same so that does the heavy lifting in regard to Simmons.

Since Sherry is with Leon, I uh... admittedly don't know to do with Jake. I like Jake as a character even though I think the "Wesker's son" thing is kinda dumb, but like... ??? I'd rather the third campaign be a totally new one, and it's - you guys will never guess lmfao - Claire/Steve. Steve could be connected to Simmons somehow, related to his experiments post-Wesker death idk, and here's how I would justify bringing him back:

You know how much time is between Code Veronica and RE6? It was about 15 years IIRC. And guess how much time the T-Veronica virus in lore takes to stabilize? 15 years. Uh huh, that's where I'm going with this. Steve could've been in some kind of Alexia Ashford-esque stasis after Wesker used him to get his hands on the virus, and bam, it wouldn't be really that bad of an ass pull, right?

This would also be a convenient way to keep Claire more directly involved in the mainline games, and I think 99.999999% of RE fans would rather see Claire than Helena. And there would be opportunities for her to meet up with her brother and Leon and Sherry in the story this way, too.

Actually, maybe even just kinda transplant some of Jake's role to Steve, antibodies and all that, but for different reasons. I think that could work.

Is this just my long, roundabout reason to explain why I think you could justify Steve surviving Code Veronica? Yeaaaaaah it kind of is. But I really do think RE6 would be improved this way. Or it would at least be tailored to my specific wants and taste.

...Soooo yeah. I am completely normal and sane about this :) Normal and healthy levels of attachment to Steve and Claire :))))

[teresa-moyocoyotzin]

short recap of my thoughts on 5x09

okay so i was gonna rewatch the whole episode and do a blow-by-blow reaction post but i’m not sure i’ll have time and i kinda wanna focus on watching my fave scenes from the show before tonight. also, everyone else’s reaction posts p. much sum up my thoughts lol 

nonetheless, i just wanted to give my main takeaways on the episode a week later, in case anyone cares where i’m at going into the finale! gonna go over the things i liked first, anyone who wants to just remain positive and not see any salty takes might wanna just stick to reading the first part b/c i definitely rant a bit at the end lmao. we’re still having a fun time tho 😂

THINGS I LOVED

- i mean... i think we know LOL

- obviously. i loved james and teresa’s i love you scenes, and kisses, and OOF THAT SEX SCENE. if someone had told me we were gonna get that scene back in like 2017??? i probably would have started literally floating. i totally respect that people had very specific ideas of what they wanted out of those scenes and could have different feelings about it but NOT ME BABES I AM ECSTATIC!!! i did go into the episode with a ~feeling~ that we were gonna get at least one ILY in the episode, and i just had a feeling it would be james, or at least that he would say it first. i’ve already explained in my meta about the scenes why i think it makes sense that he said it first and why i love it that he did, so i won’t go into that here. but i went in having really no expectations for it other than that it was gonna happen! i was debating about whether it would happen really casually while they’re talking, or in like a big action scene, or really dramatic or what, and what i would prefer, and i came to the conclusion that i would love it no matter what lol, but i was really into the idea of james just. fucking. saying it. while they’re just talking about something really casually. so therefore i was pretty happy with it when we got sort of a mix! they’re talking about teresa’s insane death trap of a plan so there’s that drama of “i don’t want to lose you esp. not before saying ILY” kinda thing, but it’s also just. so simple and sure! and then teresa’s i love you is like the perfect scene for me where one character is super focused on something else (in this case, trying to protect the woman he loves! agh!) and the other is just like.. i love you!!!! SO GOOD

- let’s see, what the hell else happened in this ep?

- oh okay i really liked james and teresa’s vibes this episode, they were so focused on each other and had this very ride-or-die feeling about them like they knew that each of their plans was increasingly stupid and desperate and might not even get them where they wanna go, but they were IN IT TOGETHER no matter what 😭i wish we had gotten a callback to that line but at this point, i’m p. sure they Know they’re in it together, and we do too. so it’s okay. i love that teresa still asks his input and considers his opinions even if she does her own thing anyways haha 

- oh on that note, i LOVED the moment where their plans to kill Kostya aren’t working and Teresa says something like “If I can meet with him in person, I can kill him myself” and James just has this LOOK that just is the epitome of the “I am in love with a women who is DESIGNED TO STRESS ME OUT” meme lol, it made me giggle, v classic QOTS moment 

- oh and of course, I LOVED that scene with devon and james at the end!!!!!!!! i was also confused about how james was showing all his emotions in that scene esp. since he tries to be stoic about his feelings for Teresa around Devon, but now that i’ve read a few people’s thoughts about, it i’m fully on board w the theory that james and teresa already knew this was coming, b/c they’re smart, and b/c james knows devon wouldn’t have let him walk away to save Teresa at the beginning of the season without motivation (like having him in place to kill her when she’s no longer useful to the CIA) and THEREFORE james was sort of “overacting” to make it believable to devon (and the audience lol) that he didn’t know this was coming, didn’t want to do it, but felt like he had to, rather than the fact that they were already plotting a fake death. that makes a lot of sense to me and makes me really love all the layers to that scene. it does give me a little bit of hope that the finale ~teresa’s not really dead~ reveal will be at least a little well executed and not just shoved in at the very end. we shall see though! 

- alright i think that’s what i loved about the episode, if u don’t wanna hear me bitching about the little things then u should probably stop here!! just have to get out some of my saltiness lol 

THINGS I WAS ANNOYED ABOUT

- i’m just gonna get it out of the way, yes, i too was supremely annoyed at the amount of KA and Pote take suburbia; it was all 1000% predictable down to the raccoon and the cookies, and the point could have been accomplished in exactly 1 scene, maybe 2, certainly not like 10 or however many we got. whatever. ugh. 

- okay. OKAY. chicho. we need to talk about chicho. i for one, am not mad that he called pote, my boy was stressed. I AM HOWEVER, mad at the writers for making pote come back after saying he trusted chicho to take care of teresa now. like. it totally devalued THE WHOLE THING!! imo, pote shoulda stayed his ass at home where we had to watch him settle all episode, and chicho should have gotten THE HERO MOMENT HE DESERVED (esp. cuz he’s on first name basis w teresa now??) which ALSO WOULD HAVE MADE THE SCENE WHERE TERESA GIVES CHICHO THE DISTILLERY AND THE BAR SO! MUCH! MORE! MEANINGFUL!!!!! or just made it make sense at all? like .... i’m just so confused by that whole plotline like what was the point? chicho does nothing but call pote and gets T’s whole legacy in NOLA? 

- and don’t even get me started on how it makes ZERO sense that pote would have had to charge in at the last minute to save teresa when JAMES THE SNIPER W AMAZING AIM WHO IS LITERALLY. IN LOVE WITH HER. is standing outside like. ur telling me james and chicho (who again, is supposed to be her #2 after james now) just stood there like “oh hey pote yeah you go ahead we’ll wait here good luck” like WHAT also.. how did pote get past all the guards that made james stay outside? are we meant to believe pote is that sneaky? y’all. it just. doesn’t make sense. this whole plot situation maddens me more than anythings tbh UGH JUST MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 

- oksana’s daughter..... what’s her name again? idk b/c we only MET HER THIS WEEK....okay this amuses me but i’m also annoyed b/c like. there were so many other women who could have taken that spot in the opening sequence... Lil T, Castel, hell even Isabela??? Like idk how they could have done it but they put so much effort into her plot in the first seasons that i really thought she was gonna end up w/ Teresa in the end.. idk that would have been kind cool, Camila’s two “daughters” eventually working their way out of the life together..again idk how they could have realistically done it but i really do wish it had been someone we met before. if it had to be someone new this season, they could have introduced her earlier instead of one of the seemingly dozens of random guys we knew for 1 episode before they died... like.. give her some depth please. is she even gonna be in the finale? honestly she better be after making us listen to pote welcome her into the family... like the family u were supposed to leave so u could have an actual baby pote? the family that’s literally dispersing as we speak? also.. since when did pote love oksana so much anyways? also...... just.. if teresa’s gonna have some sort of daughter figure or whatever she’s supposed to be, wouldn’t it make sense to have her be the one to give the big welcome to the family speech? idk y’all..... i’m amused but also baffled at the sheer lack of planning behind this. did no one realize they needed someone for the opening scene until like. halfway thru the season? did they plan to have it be castel but they couldn’t get her for filming (hence all the weird castel plots?) INQUIRING MINDS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. it’s whatever tho lol 

- i just hope that what’s-her-name gets a lil bit of plot in the finale esp. since otherwise it might just be pote running around being pissy (i don’t actually think that haha but i am a lil nervous that teresa won’t come back until the last few mins and i’ll have to spend all episode looking at boaz and devon and pote and KA.. i haven’t looked at any spoilers tho so i’m still hopeful! i will probably make a post about my hopes going into the finale a lil later, both realistic and unrealistic :) 

[lokislittlesigyn]

// loki spoilers

This is basically a huge infodump on my thoughts about the first episode, because I doubt y’all want to sift through my trauma-ridden ramblings. I’ll make another post for the rest. This is just everything not related to the IW stuff/my reaction to that. It’s general thoughts, theories, musings.

1. When Loki gets first taken into the TVA. Is that Peggy Carter in the background? Others have suggested it might be. What would that mean??? Will we see the TVA fix the mess the Russos made with Steve/Peggy (not likely) or is it just a lookalike? Who knows..

2. A skrull at the main intake desk! Idk not super relevant just interesting!

3. I’m kind of glad they changed the... uncomfortable scene... with the robot burning his clothes off. He gets more time to react to seeing the machine itself, and he seems more shocked (”Now.. H-hang on just a minute.”) than angry (”Now hang on just a minute!”) i still feel.. horrible for him, i’m glad nobody Saw him and that the machine didn’t grab the clothes off, but still. Ehhh.. uncomfortable.

He is beautiful though, don’t get me wrong - I’d just prefer a shirtless Loki scene where he wants to be shirtless? let him do what he wants with his body?? he’s probably felt so out of control of his body, from being jotun to falling through space that any invasion of privacy like that hits extra deep...

That being said, I recognize the utility of the scene for the narrative - his lack of control, his literally being stripped of what he was before.

4. WHO IS THE MAN WITH THE CAT. What is his name. I love that he has a mug with his cat on it. But I want to know more. Who is he?

4.1 WHY DIDNT YOU LET LOKI PET THE CAT Please,,, I am begging you,,, let loki pet the cat and have something react kindly to him and purr all happily at his scratching behind their ears plea s e

5. The info sheet. Now this is just a little nitpicky tidbit, but in a previous promo they listed Loki’s height as 6′4 ft and weight as 525 lbs. This is taken directly from the comics if I’m not mistaken. However, in the actual show he’s listed as  6′2 (Tom’s height and Loki’s presumed height) but I don’t remember if his weight is the same. Is Loki 6′2? 6′4? please let me know i want to know how smol i am in comparison

6. His little aggressive shaking of the ticket at the guard makes me giggle each time.

7. The fact the turnstile hits so low on him reminds me,, I am short compared to him. Those things hit my stomach/waist. That one hit his legs. I am once again asking Loki to pick me up.

8. The cartoon with Miss Minutes introducing the TVA is wonderful, I love the art style especially. But it raises questions about Variants... I guess Variants can just, pop out of nowhere? Any action could be the wrong one? And then once you commit the wrong action you either get returned or pruned? Yikes??? And THIS ties into another thing later!

9. The trial scene. I have a hunch - a feeling, a suspicion. That one of three things may be true.

A. The Time-Keepers never actually existed. They’re fabricated, and now whoever runs the TVA is actually using the excuse of “The Time-Keepers decree it so!!!” to carry out whatever They think is right. The fact we haven’t seen the Time-Keepers makes me.. suspicious...

B. The Time-Keepers existed, but they have since passed on, however that may have happened. Now someone is doing the same as above, using the excuse of the Time-Keepers apparent dictations to run things.

C. The Time-Keepers do exist, and do run the timeline/TVA, but maybe they’re not infallible? Maybe the TVA info video is lying or incomplete in some way? Idk I just feel like, something about the TVA and how they run things has to be wrong. It has to? Something is off. Again, this will tie into another thought later...

I have no idea if any of these are actually true! But Loki’s questions of “Who’s in charge here? What do they do? What do you do?” punctuated by laughter leads me to believe he’s suspecting something too, or perhaps just trying to figure this mess out.

10. Seiðr/Magic. We see in this scene, Loki’s magic (”powers”) don’t work in the TVA. (and a quick side note, did he have to Flex like that? do you have to make me see Loki’s bare arms Flex like that? be still my heart. anyway please get that collar off of him and let him rest for five minutes) This makes me wonder.. Why isn’t Loki in his Jotun form? His pale skin and blue eyes are decided by magic, are they not? I suppose this is 2012, so perhaps Odin’s magic is keeping Loki looking like that. But if magic doesn’t work in the TVA, why would his spell reach so far? Clearly Loki’s magic isn’t what’s doing it. How is Loki not appearing as a Jotun? Is his Jotun form repressed - is pale skin his default now, rather than something hidden by magic? I need answers!

11. he sounds so scared about being “reset” please dont hurt him,,

12. cALLING LOKI A PUSSYCAT? (lokitty confirmed) I think Mobius was goading him (Mobius strikes me.. As extremely clever. He’s trying to push Loki’s buttons to see who he’s dealing with. At least, I hope so. Because if he really meant that “You were born to cause pain and suffering and death... All so that others can achieve the best versions of themselves.” and that line about killing Frigga??? No no no he is not guilty. He had no way of knowing what would happen. It wasn’t right to send Algrim up to Asgard (i think algrim wouldve found the way up anyway) but there was no intent to hurt Frigga. I really hope you’re trying to goad him, Mobius, because if you believe that I trust you much less. anyway i digress) but wow is he pushing Loki’s buttons a lot. I can’t... Blame him entirely, I understand he’s trying to make sure Loki’s on his side, maybe I’m just too soft for Loki idk. But some of that was very cruel to say. /:

12.1 AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT MOBIUS. That scene with the girl in the church?? Did that little girl kill the men? Is that young Sylvie? Or is she using an illusion to make herself look young and innocent? What’s going on!!!!

13. LOKI SNATCHING THE LITTLE TIME-TWISTER DEVICE AND STOWING IT IN HIS POCKET.... POCKET....... sorry sometimes i get so caught up about loki that i just say random words in between little noises and squeals,,, i am a silly thing

14. CASEY. CASEY??? That whole exchange is funny. Poor Loki, just trying to intimidate this guy so he can escape but - Casey doesn’t know what a fish is. to be fair.... thor doesn’t seem to know what a raccoon is... right?

15. That bit with the infinity stones is kind of funny until you realize

A. Natasha died for a paperweight

B. Tony died from paperweights

C. Loki was tortured for paperweights

D. Oh, and Gamora died for a paperweight too. And Vision. Need I go on?

Then it becomes less of exclusively “haha funny” and now it’s a mix of funny and pain and gosh, is that a good way to sum up being a Marvel/Loki fan sometimes...

16. Loki gazing at the timeline all “Is this the most powerful thing in the universe?” or something, i’m sorry i don’t remember exactly... made me think of a meme and i shall make it presently.

17. I love that Loki got to see examples of how his family loves him but the fact he’s all “I can’t go back.” really just breaks me. It’s like he can finally see they love him after all of this mess, and now he doesn’t have the chance. Please, please let him be happy. Give him some relief. This is the Loki that just came off finding out about being Jotun, falling from the Bifrost, encountering Thanos, attacking Earth, facing defeat, and now he’s being thrashed around in this wild place and has just found out he inadvertently caused Frigga’s death (he did not kill her: his actions, by mistake, lead to her murder, let me be very clear) AND Odin will die AND all the rest... And he wants to be with them.

18. Loki’s reaction to Thor suggesting the hug makes me soft. Please I want to hug this little mischief man so so so bad-

19. Skipping over the iw parts! That’s for another post because this one will be grossly long anyway.

20. “I don’t enjoy hurting people.” and “It's part of the illusion. It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control.” was all so, so validating. I’ve been trying to argue on Loki’s behalf for almost a solid decade. Seeing the show recognize that Loki’s not all just violence and hurting for “fun”, that he’s not unhinged and bloodthirsty.. Is so nice. It’s just so, so comforting. and it gives me hope for future episodes that they won’t go the route of “oh haha loki bullied and mistreated and stabbed thor for years!!! :)” loki cries during basically every fight with Thor and you want me to believe he stabs Thor for fun? absolutely not.

21. Theory.. Just another hunch.. So we know a fugitive variant, aka Loki, is running amok. Refer back to 8 and 9.C. What if the Time-Keepers never actually fixed the timeline into a single timeline? What if there are other timelines, and these different Loki variants have hopped over to the current one? Or, maybe the Time-Keepers did fix the timeline into a single one, and these Lokis are remnants from that huge time-war at the beginning? Time runs differently in relative spaces, they may have Just Left that war from their perspective!

I say Lokis and not Loki because we’re pretty sure there’s Female/Lady Loki, Old Man/King Loki, and possibly Young/Kid Loki. That’s at least three. From the peeks of Asgard and NYC we’ve seen from the trailers, I think we’re also getting an Asgardian King!Loki and Midgardian King/Vote!Loki. (unless our dearest variant is hopping into timelines and situating into them, but I doubt Mobius would let that happen..?) That’s five.

To further support this, keep in mind, I believe recently six (i think 6 regular and 6 rare...) different funko pops were announced for the series? I’m not sure if they’re in addition to the Loki and Mobius already released. If they are, there’s enough room for each Loki and maybe a TVA agent. One of the pops is supposed to have a buddy/companion I think? Maybe they’re making the cat guy into one, or maybe there’s something else (Throg, anyone?).

22. That is totally Lady Loki/Sylvie at the end by the way. Has to be. But why does she want the reset devices? Why did she snatch that TVA Hunter? Again, WHAT’S GOING ON

ANYWAY this was a very long post if you made it this far, I commend you.

[purrincess-chat]

Lol, so the breakup happening this episode is kind of embarrassing for me. A friend of mine on the inside told me months ago that the rival ships were breaking up this season, but they didn’t say when. I sincerely thought we’d have to suffer through most of this season, and even though there were teasings of a breakup in the trailers, I honestly thought it was a red-herring. I feel like I got caught with my pants down with this whole breakup party, but ya know, we can still do our best. 

That being said, I thought I’d give my two cents on the situation at large that has erupted from this episode. I’ve pulled way back from this fandom, so most of what I’ve seen has been from friends relaying what’s going on or the couple times I’ve peeked in the tag today. And I mean, if you’re a blue stan, I’m not gonna tell you not to be mad because even I thought they’d have more episodes as a couple. In fact, I was specifically dreading it. Me and a couple other blue stan skeptic friends have been talking all week like, “Nah, they’re not really gonna breakup. It’d be funny, but nahhh, they’re not gonna breakup” So imagine my surprise when I woke up at 6am and open my notifications to find messages from my friends being like YOOOOOO. 

I know I said previously that I wasn’t going to watch s4 until the very end, but what I really meant was, “I’m not watching s4 until the blue ship sinks.” Mostly because I thought it would be mid-season at least. Now that it sunk in episode 1, I don’t really know what to do now. I was kind of looking forward to just working on my fic backlog. Which, like, I’ll still do that, but wow. Here we are. Episode 1. 

I know the purpose of this breakup bash is to drink the blue stan tears, and I am still going to do that, but damn. The writers really did that. Do I think it’s hilarious? Naturally. Am I surprised? Honestly, not as much as I thought I’d be? I mean, the writing of this show is absolute dogshit. I know I haven’t said that in a while because I just started ignoring all of the flaws in canon and taking the tiny nuggets I enjoyed like a raccoon, but it really is awful. Am I still gonna watch until the very end? You bet your sweet ass I’m gonna see my children get together and thrive. It’s what I’ve been waiting for since s1. But deep down in my heart of hearts, I will always believe that the writing of this show could have been astronomically better. I know it’s not all the writer’s fault. I know some of it is executive meddling. But even that only accounts for so much. 

I find it rather interesting that a lot more people have been ‘oh boohoo poor blue boy’ when like? The fucking protagonist had no choice? She has so much on her plate, she doesn’t have the energy to devote to a relationship right now. That was the point of the episode. And the people on the opposite end of the spectrum going, “buhh, she can’t have anything nice” are also missing a huge point too. Neither side really has her best interest at heart, you’re all just salty shippers who are mad your ship didn’t sail like you wanted. And tbh? I’m glad it didn’t, and not just because I’m not a fan of the blue ship. 

She has a lot on her plate right now. In earlier seasons her stans were practically begging for her to become the Guardian, and guess what? That job comes with responsibility. Her identity is even more crucial now because if she gets discovered, so does the box! Canon finally gave her something not tied to a boy, and now her so called stans are mad that canon isn’t tying her to a boy?? That she is getting something for herself? 

“Buhh, but she doesn’t have anyone to lean on now-”

Bitch, she can buy some Kleenex! She wouldn’t have been able to lean on him, and yall know it. That was the whole point of this episode. Her identity and double life are something she would have to keep from him at all costs! And as we can see, she wasn’t able to manage her double life AND a relationship. She would have been a shit girlfriend, and it wouldn’t have been her fault. What’s more important? The fate of the world? Or her getting to bang a dude? You guys just want her to have a yes man who does anything she says, and she doesn’t need it. That’s not empowering. It’s selfish. 

I, for one, am happy that they decided not to stick her in a relationship right now. She needs time to herself. Time to figure out her new position. Time to figure out who she is without being attached to a boy. If I see one more of her “stans” crying about how she has to suffer, I’m going to scream. She doesn’t need a boy. Honestly, them not sticking her with the blue one is the first female empowering thing this show has done in a long ass time. Because she doesn’t need a boy to save her and wipe her tears and give her booboo kisses. At the end of the day, you people upset by that aren’t her stans anymore. You’re stans of the ship. If it was really about her happiness, you’d accept that the relationship wasn’t it right now and be happy that maybe now she can focus on herself. A whole season of her running around with the kwamis and figuring out who she is and what she wants now with her new responsibilities? Um, yes, please?? Because idk if you’ve realized, but she said she can’t have a boyfriend at the end. That includes the one you all hate too. 

Ugh, this fandom is so exhausting. Every day I’m reminded of why I stay out of it now. Why I just post my shit here and mind my business. After tonight’s party, I will do my damndest not to ever mention the blue ship or the blue one on this blog again. I’m going to forget it exists. Tonight is my blue salt swan song, I guess you could say. Tomorrow, I’m not even going to know who he is. So enjoy my memes. 

[fonulyn]

fonulyn’s 2020 in fics

this is kind of exciting since in 2020 I did get a lot writing done, and it marks the second year in a row that I’m able to actually make one of these posts after that horrible not good at all terrible disastrous three and a half years when I wrote absolutely nothing. so it’s a triumph to get another one of these up! personal victory haha.

in total, in 2020 I wrote 148 fics, ranging from like 200 words to 34k (idk if those short things can be called fics but i just did). by pairing, there’s

13 of Joe/Nicky

58 of Piers/Leon

56 of Chris/Leon

(1 with Piers/Leon and Chris/Leon)

5 of the ot3 (Chris/Leon/Piers)

11 of Krauser/Leon

3 of Wesker/Chris (lmao still can’t believe this)

1 of Chris/Leon/Krauser

so. in retrospect, i did okay. 

it’s over 300 thousand words and I am kind of. surprised. and that is not counting the approximately 50k of wips i’m ignoring :’D

I’d also like to take a second to thank everyone who has ever sent me nice messages, commented on the fics, left reblogs or kudos, and the like. you’re what kept me going, I wouldn’t have gotten even half as much done otherwise.

without further ado, links to all of the fics under the cut! they’re organized by pairing, and the links take you to tumblr posts (bc I’m lazy) and a lot of them have a link in the post that takes you to ao3. (also can you see I put ~~so much~~ effort into naming the tumblr ficlets :’D feel free to laugh at me)

Joe/Nicky

a dog by any other name | 1,5k | The one wherein they end up owning a dog.

within the heart a flame of desires | 5,0k | Nicolo watches Yusuf have sex with others, desperately wishing he was with him instead. Until things change. He much prefers having Yusuf all for himself.

the world will wait | 2,4k | The one wherein Joe takes a lot of naps and the whole team gets to relax.

catch this | 650w | Every time Joe gets distracted (by Nicky), Andy tries to take him by surprise.

nobody’s perfect | 1,9k | Even immortal warriors have their weaknesses, Nile learns. Those just aren’t what she expected.

only in these arms | 780w | Nicky has trouble sleeping alone. Andy is a decent substitute, but only when Joe returns so does Nicky’s ability to get a decent night’s rest.

(please don’t explain) that time in Malta | 580w | Nile doesn’t think at first it would even be possible for Joe to be embarrassed. By anything. Until one evening, they talk about Malta.

cool it down boys | 400w | Andy gets no sleep. She gets revenge, though.

cowboy, baby | 340w | Nicky has the fashion sense of a sack of flour, and he is fine with that.

that day is not today | 4,9k | They struggle through the whole lab-experience. It isn’t the time yet to forgive Booker.

tea, soup and tlc | 2k | The one wherein Joe is not sick. At all. Nope. He isn't.

two drinks too many | 770w | Nicky is a little drunk. Joe loves him anyway.

safe haven | 3,9k | The one wherein everyone gets quality cuddles from Joe.

Piers/Leon

it was you that I found | 23,4k | Leon doesn’t really do relationships. Not because he doesn’t want to, but because he always seems to be so bad at them. Of course entirely by accident he manages to build one without even realizing it. 

unexpected visitor | 690w | Piers is forced on bed-rest. At least Leon stops by.

got me all tied up (never let me go) | 4,0k | Piers doesn’t like suits. Leon loves Piers in a suit.

not so subtle | 210w | “Soo, were you checking me out all night, or was that just my imagination?” Leon asks suddenly, Piers chokes on his drink in surprise.

nighttime fools | 4,8k | Piers and Leon get arrested for public indecency. It’s not their fault, honest.

piers isn’t sick, really, he isn’t (he is) | 670w | “Oh, hi,” Piers said immediately, a goofy smile slipping onto his face. Man, he was happy to see Leon. So happy to see him.  

so you’ve met Xena | 620w | “Xena?” Leon turned to look at Piers, decidedly unimpressed. “You named your dog after the Warrior Princess?“

you’re cute, you know | 680w | Piers took the opportunity the second their gazes met. He grinned, as charmingly as he possibly managed, and said “You’re cute, you know that?“

kiss the nightmares away | 470w | Sleepily Piers blinked, trying to make his eyes work properly. He squinted at the digital clock on the bedside, and its harsh red numbers that told him it was 3:30, and confusedly he turned to frown at Leon. “Why aren’t you sleeping?“

smooth talking, Nivans, very smooth | 1,4k | Piers can not control what comes out of his mouth.

dream a little (dirty) dream of me | 1,3k | Piers wakes Leon up. That's it.

your shirt is my shirt | 950w | With a sigh Piers grabbed the only shirt available that wasn’t battery operated and obnoxious. It was Leon’s, so old that the print had faded completely, leaving only faint outlines behind. And when Piers pulled it on he grumbled again, realizing how tight it was.

here for you | 620w | Leon can’t sleep, but somehow Piers makes his anxieties bleed away. 

grand plans | 260w | “Are you seriously going to wear that?”

new puppy | 430w | “Hey there little guy.” Leon bent down to pick up the little puppy, straightening again to hold it against his chest. His hands looked almost comically large as the dog was so tiny, and carefully he cradled it close.

a little bit funny | 850w | So maybe Piers hadn’t slept properly in days, and the sleep deprivation was making him a little hysterical, but he didn’t even remember when a stupid comedy would’ve made him laugh so much.

for now our time is here | 4,4k | When Chris had told them to wait up and left them alone for a while, this probably wasn’t what he’d been expecting, but the second he’d closed the door behind himself the tension that had been brewing between Leon and Piers had snapped like a cord.

wanting too much | 1,1k | “Fucking hell, never do that to me again,“ Leon huffed out, clearly relieved beyond anything.

the prettiest agent with the prettiest hair | 1,2k | Piers stress-braids. Leon doesn't mind. And besides, Piers always undoes the braids whenever he's done with them. Until one night he forgets.

you can be the air that i breathe | 1,0k |  It wasn’t the first time Piers got punched in the face by a gigantic BOW so hard that the hit sent him flying. It was, however, the first time he was sent careening off a bridge and into the river below. And it was, definitely, the first time Leon saved his life.  

before I found you | 890w | The second Piers realized that the spikes covering the monster actually came off, and it was able to shoot them towards its attackers, it was already too late for him to react.

you don’t need to stay | 950w | Piers did his best to take care of Leon.  And as much as Leon appreciated it, he didn’t want to be a goddamn nuisance.

need me, baby, just a little stronger tonight | 2,1k | Leon really has to practice perfecting his poker face. At least he gets what he wants in the end.

be my valentine | 920w | “Are you sure?“ Piers asked for the tenth time, frowning down at the bar of Fazer blue chocolate. “I still think it’s… not a lot?”

you're the world that I wanna discover | 7,5k | The one wherein they buy a house, fall even more in love, and Leon reaches a breaking point.

call me (tell me what you feel) | 1,7k | Leon is stuck at the airport. At least he gets a nice phone call with Piers.

incentive to stay alive | 1,0k |  "Hey, Nivans, wake up,” he tried, but there was no answer, and he couldn’t help but let the worry in his voice. “Piers. Don’t you dare die on me. Chris would kill me if I let anything happen to his best sniper.”

blanket hog Leon | 880w | Grumbling, Piers turned around, and as he’d expected Leon was cozily wrapped in at least four blankets, leaving nothing for Piers, who was currently freezing his ass off.

I give you all I am | 2,0k | “Leon?” Piers approached in quick steps, watching recognition flicker in Leon’s eyes as he lowered his own weapon too. Leon was slumped against the wall, hunched over and holding his side, and there was something feverish about his eyes. Yet as soon as he realized it was Piers he gave a shaky grin, even if that was all he managed.

why are the gorgeous ones always taken | 810w | Piers blinked his eyes open slowly, expression scrunched up, and it took a long moment before he managed to actually focus his gaze on Leon’s face. When he did, a smile immediately bloomed on his face, and he even tilted his head a little. “Have I died and gone to heaven?” he croaked out, his voice rough from lack of use.

still intact | 1,1k | It took a week before the level of painkillers was correct and Piers woke up with a gasp instead of a scream. And the first thing he asked was for someone to kill him.

of guns and ...guns | 270w | Leon likes the way Piers handles his rifle. There’s drool involved.

always fashionable | 540w | Apparently having a crush on the well-dressed, professional Leon translated into being absolutely fucking in love with the sleep-mussed and squinty Leon.

misplaced phones and revelations | 660w | Chris finds Piers’ phone. Which turns out to be Leon’s phone. The two turn out to be dating. Chris feels kind of blind.

yee-haw! | 1,0k | Leon rides Piers. Wearing a cowboy hat.

you’re cute when you’re angry | 620w | When he’s stressed, Piers washes the dishes. Angrily.  

want to drink (with) you | 1,1k | Piers is an embarrassing drunk. Leon loves him anyway. 

and each one of us is a path somewhere | 22,2k | Piers gets thrown twenty years back in time. Into Raccoon City, 1998. He’d heard about what Leon went through that night, but he never thought he’d have to actually experience it himself. Together with bright eyed rookie Leon.

hold me close | 560w | Leon falls asleep against Piers’ shoulder. 

goatee man | 890w | Piers thinks growing a beard might make him look more manly. 

promises kept | 2,9k | Leon finds out Piers isn't dead after all. He's just locked up in a BSAA research facility with no one allowed in to visit.

stay with me tonight (stay until the end of life) | 2,2k | Leon doesn’t know I’m contacting you, but a fair warning, because I’m worried. He was found unconscious on the bathroom floor at 10AM. They took him to the hospital, but he checked himself out. Look after him, okay?  

4am | 760w | “What can I say,” Piers grinned against Leon’s neck, “I was dreaming of you.” He had no reservations about moving his hips, letting Leon feel just how nice the dream had been.

caffeinated | 550w | Someone gives Piers coffee. Leon knows what to do with that excess energy.

and i'm you and you're me | 7,0k | The one wherein Leon and Piers accidentally swap bodies.

girls’ day in bed | 780w | Piers and Leon wake up one morning with boobs and other assorted lady parts. It’s a fun day. (Spoiler alert: they have a lot of sex.)

worlds apart | 3,2k | Krauser kidnaps Piers to lure Leon to him. (feat. past Krauser/Leon)

not again | 530w | Watching Piers’ mutation brings Leon some very unfortunate flashbacks. (feat. past Krauser/Leon)

gorgeous | 300w | Piers calls Leon gorgeous.

the most comfortable pillow | 350w | Leon falls asleep with his head on Piers’ lap.

beautiful | 840w | Even after losing an arm and ruining half of his face, Piers is the most beautiful thing to Leon.

as seen in adult films | 580w | Piers doesn’t know one damn thing about dishwashers. He volunteers to fix one anyway.

never letting go | 260w | Leon is goddamn comfortable right here. He isn’t going to move a single inch.

nose kisses | 390w | Piers is cute when he’s cranky. Just ask Leon.

no other half could ever make me whole | 6,3k | The one wherein they get a scare and there's a proposal.

the luxury of being held | 690w | The fabric of Piers’ hoodie is the perfect place to hide. (feat. Theo’s amazing art)

just one step from heaven, one step from paradise | 2,7k | The one wherein Piers makes sure Leon doesn’t freeze, and they enjoy their vacation.

all is fair in war, love and Mario Kart | 600w | Piers sucks at Mario Kart.

Chris/Leon

if i never see all my dreams come true, the one that mattered the most was you | 5,9k |  Chris enlists Leon’s help on a mission as a clever ruse to make the man take a break he so obviously needs. 

and I don't want to know how slow the time must flow | 11,1k | Chris and Leon try to fight their way out of a castle and feelings take over.

you are my heart, you are my home | 3,2k | Chris is sick, and he’s being extra dramatic about it.

from the gates of longing | 5,5k | Chris volunteers to take Leon home, but ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for.

how to accidentally get adopted - a guide by Piers Nivans | 2,3k | Piers accidentally keeps calling Chris dad, and Chris and Leon sort of unofficially adopt him.

right here by your side | 1,9k | When Chris shows up to check up on Leon, four days into his self-imposed flu-exile, at first Leon wants to just throw him out. But then it turns into a relationship-building moment and suddenly he can’t mind all that much.

about time | 1,8k | Leon is freezing. Chris warms him up.

yet you'll lose yourself in me | 3,3k | The one wherein Chris is generously proportioned and Leon kind of loves it. (whispers: size kink)

beyond tomorrow | 1,7k | Leon ends up in the hospital after a mission, Chris hurries to see if he’s okay. Claire is already there.

look at those heart-eyes | 180w | Quickly Chris shook his head, reluctantly pulling his attention away from Leon.

there’s a cat in the sink | 220w | “There’s a cat in the sink, and we don’t own a cat.”

from the future | 300w | It’s 1998 and Leon comes face to face with himself, from 2017.

surprise redfield | 250w | “Don’t worry,“ Chris says, nonchalantly as if it’s an everyday occurrence that he’s standing in Leon’s kitchen.

need this feeling to last (there's no denying) | 2,4k | “Why don’t you fuck me yourself, you coward!“

something solid, something good | 520w | Chris was so warm, and that together with all the glorious skin-on-skin contact made Leon happily sink back into the embrace.

come closer | 520w | Leon is done with Chris being so careful around him.  

your arms around me | 690w | Chris woke up cold and alone.  

a needed break | 440w | Sometimes Chris got so single-mindedly stuck on a task that he forgot everything around himself.

the iron maiden | 820w | Suddenly it was hard to breathe, like he couldn’t fill his lungs with oxygen no matter how much he tried, to the point that his vision started to get blurry. 

robin hood: chris in tights | 480w | Chris’ face was twisted into a theatrical grimace as he tugged a little on the green tights we was wearing. They were like painted on and although he didn’t really have body issues in general, he couldn’t help but feel self-conscious about it.

luckless romance | 4,0k | Leon and Chris turn a drunken argument into something better. (Please note: The link takes you to the last part of six.) 

take my hand | 920w | The worst part, by far, is not seeing anything. There are sounds, people talking like he isn’t even in the room, machines beeping and doors opening, quick busy steps against the floor.

let me take you to the edge of the stars and back again | 3,0k | Chris takes his sweet, sweet time before he gives Leon what he wants.

I’m going to seduce you | 1,1k | Jesus Christ, they’d had sex. Leon groaned again, this time less because of the headache and more because he felt so unbearably dumb. He’d probably had the best sex of his life, and he couldn’t remember it.

a little help | 430w | Those fucking idiots, Claire thought for the millionth time, as she watched her brother give the biggest dumbest heart eyes at Leon, who was blissfully oblivious about everything going on around him.

the way to anyone’s heart (the answer is food, good food)  | 2,4k | Chris asks Leon to teach him how to cook. (Spoiler: Leon doesn't know how.)

oh the horror | 270w | “I seriously don’t understand why you want to watch this shit,” Leon groaned, pressing his face into Chris’ chest.

jealousy | 670w | Chris swallowed hard, downed the last of his beer, and took the leap. “I’m jealous okay.”

twist me up | 510w | Sure Chris had always known that Leon was flexible. Sure he had seen him even do these weird-ass yoga poses more than once. There was nothing new to it.

meet the parents | 600w | Leon brings Chris home for Christmas.

precious cargo | 930w | Chris lugs Leon around like luggage.

it's always been you | 870w  | The hardest thing for Leon was when someone he cared about was in danger but there was nothing he could do about it. And then Chris fell into a ravine.

come away with me (to another world) | 2,0k | Leon finally gets a vacation.

first time sucker | 930w | “I don’t know, because it’s fun?” Leon said. “I promise you, you’re missing out.”

read my scars | 1,9k | Chris learns about Leon's scars.

battered and bruised | 650w | Ignoring the bruises and scrapes he had, Chris turned around and sprinted towards Leon, gritting his teeth against the strain moving put on his side.

a different kind of proposal | 500w | “If you keep fucking me this good,“ he breathed out, unsure if Chris even heard the words, “I’ll have to marry you.“

welcome home | 370w | The door had barely fallen shut behind Chris when Leon was in his personal space, grabbing him by the lapels of the trench coat he was wearing so he could pull him in close for a kiss.

I’d always choose you | 280w | Ada was something they didn’t talk about. When someone, anyone, brought her up Leon clammed up and changed the subject. And Chris had tried to be understanding, had tried to be patient, had tried his very best to respect Leon’s boundaries with this. But Chris was only human.

fuck or die | 1,7k | Chris gets hit by a weird plant, and his hard-on just will not go down. Until Leon takes matters into his hands.

i need a hug | 470w | “I think,“ Leon sighed, but then it was like all fight bled from him and he slumped a little forward. “I need a hug.“

oh no there’s only one bed | 990w | “Don’t be ridiculous. It’s just one night. I’m sure you’ve slept with worse persons than me.”

the butt that became a pillow | 420w | Chris falls asleep on Leon.

like father like son | 2,8k | Leon finds out he has a son.

monster magnet | 1,1k | Leon didn’t know when it had become something he recognized so easily. When had it become so normal for mutated creatures to look at him with such unadulterated lust.

please be okay | 620w | Leon faints from sheer exhaustion. 

like father like... grandson? | 4,1k | Liam proposes to a girl but ends up with Piers anyway. Chris and Leon are the friendly neighborhood grandpas. Their grandson is adorable, and Leon thinks he takes after him. Obviously. (feat. Piers/OMC)

black lace | 790w | Chris gets to come home to Leon in thigh high black lacy stockings and matching lingerie, instantly sending Chris’ brains into an overdrive.

at least let me help | 790w | Leon opens the door an inch, Chris uses the given opportunity to slam it wide open. Metaphorically speaking.

bridal style | 200w | Leon refuses the medical check up. So Chris carries him.

dance with me | 1,0k | Wedding planning with two schmoopy idiots in love.

drunken cravings | 480w | Chris and Leon are drunk, hungry, and incapable of cooking.

blow me | 650w | Chris gets his brains sucked out through his dick.

Claire knows best | 610w | Chris tries to set Leon up with Claire. Then Claire does set Leon up with Chris.

chase the demons away | 940w | Chris struggles with nightmares, Leon is there to hold him through them.

dance me to the end of love | 550w | Leon struggles to learn to dance.

Piers/Leon, Chris/Leon

fate changed (we keep loving as if the story isn't over yet) | 34,3k | In hindsight, Leon knew the second he opened the door and saw Chris standing there, dressed in his service uniform, mouth pinched to a grim line and unable to meet Leon’s gaze straight. There was only one logical reason for it, only one way to explain why he was standing there like he would rather be anywhere else, and Leon almost slammed the door right in his face. --  Or the one wherein no one really knows how to handle their grief, but somehow life goes on anyway. (I’m still so proud of this one negl)

Chris/Leon/Krauser

hearts beating fast (let's make this moment last) | 5,7k | Chris gets invited in for a threesome. The clever thing would’ve been to refuse, knowing his unrequited, helpless feelings. But then again, he’s just a man.

OT3

double the fun | 3,1k | Truthfully, Leon hadn’t thought his day could get this much better. Everything had gone wrong from the second he’d woken up and he’d already written the day off entirely, until the moment Chris had looked him dead in the eye and asked “How do you feel about two at once?”

of cuddles and blanket forts | 620w | Piers and Leon build a blanket fort. Chris would think they’re idiots, but they might actually be kind of brilliant.

hair straightener or waffle iron? | 310w | Chris and Piers break Leon’s hair straightener.

the last piece of the puzzle | 2,7k | The one wherein two becomes three.

not alone | 2,3k | Completely on accident, Piers and Chris happen to be there to save Leon from a tight spot. Cuddles ensue.

Krauser/Leon

drive me crazy (your eyes made me crave for this) | 2,3k | It was the best sex Krauser had ever had in his life. That’s why he kept coming back to Leon, kept saying ‘yes’ every single time the man as much as hinted that he might be up for meeting. He was getting off, and he was enjoying every second of it, and that was the extent of it. There certainly weren’t any feelings involved. None. None at all. 

enjoying the view | 200w | Krauser likes ass-watching.

carry me to bed | 440w | Slowly Leon was coming back to his senses. Sweat was cooling on his skin, the hard surface of the table underneath him starting to feel uncomfortable.  

and I lied that we would be fine | 1,1k | Leon knows he isn’t supposed to be doing this. There’s a vague recollection of something more important, something he should be focusing on, but the vast majority of his world has narrowed down onto the slick slide of their bodies, on the cheap scratchy sheets on his skin, on the sound of Krauser’s voice in his ear, and he can’t bring himself to care.

yet never enough | 1,9k | Krauser likes mirrors.

of wanting | 400w | Leon’s laughter echoed in the room as Krauser pinned him against the wall, before shutting him up with a ravenous kiss.

better with you | 590w | Despite knowing Krauser had his back, Leon was genuinely surprised when the man sat down right next to him instead of telling him to suck it up and get moving.

breakfast | 530w | Lately things had slowly begun to shift. And Leon wasn’t sure yet what was going on. Or how he felt about it.

kill me now | 900w | It was more than clear how much Krauser enjoyed their frantic attempts to kill one another, and Leon’s traitorous body shivered in response, the memory of times long gone returning like no time had passed at all.

lust that I've already spilled | 1,4k | “C’mon, Leon,” Krauser taunted, grinning as widened his stance. “This cock isn’t gonna suck itself.”

will you just look at me | 650w | Krauser refuses to do feelings.

Wesker/Chris

I am the light that shall lead you to darkness | 1,8k | In all honesty, Chris wasn’t entirely sure how he’d ended up here: a panting mess, bent over a massive wooden table with Wesker holding him down laughably easily. 

the light to drown in darkness | 2,0k | Wesker craves Chris. So Wesker takes Chris.

love-hate-(obsession?) | 470w | Wesker is a lovesick fool. If he wasn’t also a homicidal maniac, Jill would almost feel sorry for him.

[elinaline]

I hot tagged both by @sunny-day-sky and @breadstyx so I guess I'm forced to do this game

1. why did you choose your url?

it's my name and then some, and also because I can't get back my old url @gallicisme :'(

2. any side blogs?

yeah ! there's @thisisreallyanartblog for all the art that really fucks, @aniledotpng for my original art, and @life-like-game where I used to make fun of all the reddit shower thoughts about how life is a video game but I kinda abandoned that one

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

five years ! I joined in 2016. I've been lurking since 2014 tho

4. do you have a queue tag?

yes ! I haven't used it much lately it depends on the mood I guess. It's #is it a queue or am i still awake, because i started using it last year during the lockdown, when my mental health was at -2 and my sleep schedule was terribly fucked. I'm still trying to unfuck it, too

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I was into kpop at the time, and kpop tumblr is more bearable than kpop twitter and that says a lot lol

also I wanted to make foreign friends

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

it's art by @trowan-art !!!!!!! It's so good !!! they made a portrait of me and it's so good !!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. why did you choose your header?

pretty sunset brain goes brr

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

so I guess it would be a reblog I did of Emily chef-pyro on that one gifset of spiderverse... original post I think it's the second Caretaker dance ! either that or one of the posts I made about the french protests that got turned into riot porn :/

9. how many mutuals do you have?

A Bunch

10. how many followers do you have?

a bit under 500

11. how many people do you follow?

A Bunch² a lot actually but about 80% of the people I follow are artblogs that are active like two or three times a year. And a good portion of the rest are mutuals

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

does that not just mean a joke post. have I- have I made a joke yes I did

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

too much if we're being honest lol, but it really depends on the days also ! days where I'm feeling like absolute shit and everything makes me anxious I'll be on tumblr more because I literally cannot focus on anything anyways

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

there was that guy once who tried to harass me when I told him raccoons are wild animals and not pets but I blocked him and reported him after like two anons. I generally don't fight people on here: if they come with a fighting mentality that means everything will come out of bad faith and I don't have the energy to talk to a wall that does not listen but punches you

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

I filtered "need to reblog" so I wouldn't have to see them anymore, I'm not coming here to be guilt-tripped by strangers

16. do you like tag games?

depends ! some like this one are really fun and some are less

I also tend to forget to do them because they get buried in my notes, contrary to asks that stay in my inbox until I have the disponibility

17. do you like ask games?

fucking love them, but wish they had less "what is your favorite album/movie/book/quote/author/whatever" question that I can never answer which always stresses me out for some reason, and more specific/philosophical stuff

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

oh A Bunch again ! idk how but two writers I like a lot have decided to become my mutuals, there's an Original Tumblr Funnyguy... it's really funny because I don't have many followers, but sometimes I have posts that have a huge impact because of them. Also I know a couple of them became mutuals through me, like seeing each other's posts on my blog, and I find it hilarious. I am the cupid of friendship. I am creating a polycule of cool people and they are all falling for each other as well

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

don't you ? I mean it's always a bit complicated with me to know like... what type of feeling I am experiencing, and also acting on it, but there's definitely a couple whom, if I could and if my brain let me (I think that's the biggest obstacle), I would kiss a little maybe 👉👈

20. tags?

it's gonna be difficult to tag people who weren't already tagged uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh @whowasarchituttleanyway @hatcrufle @rayisahuman @hurlumerlu @i-is-void don't feel pressured to do it tho

[hinatas-sunshine]

Synopsis: Haikyuu boys as texts I’ve sent - I promise I’m not crazy I’m just dumb

Genre: Maybe funny? Idk Mostly weird

Warning: inappropriate jokes 😳

A/N: I’m sorry in advance 🙂 some of this stuff was something I responded to my friends with or they responded to me with 🥳 I wanted to post something today regardless of me being busy so I made this post!

Hinata: I can’t drink orange juice anymore because EVERYTIME I do I start thinking they’re egg yolks

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Kageyama: I thought SOH CAH TOA was the Indian that traveled with Louis and Clark?

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Tsukishima: If I take my glasses off I won’t have to see anybody - maybe a car will hit me. I can only dream.

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Yamaguchi: I can’t go back? How am I supposed to hide my bangs I cut after my mental breakdown?

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Noya: Imma start charging these ants for biting my toes, these toes ain’t free baby😾

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Tanaka: You can’t see me right now but I’m flipping you off

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Ennoshita: *abt Noya & Tanaka* and those stupid sleep deprived raccoons started chasing me when I was getting in the car!

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Suga: I have like 10 different kids and idk where they came from because I’m a Virgin

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Asahi: My mind says become a stripper but my religion says I’m a sinner - therefore I can’t.

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Daichi: *abt Suga* I’ll kITH him any day all he has to do is look at me 😼

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Kenma: Me and the Boogie Man under my bed staring at each other at 3 AM: 👁👄👁

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Kenma: I’ve been playing roblox for 2 hours now and now I’m attacking someone for taking my Cinderella costume

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Kuroo: what type of bagels can fly?

Lev: Taco Bell

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Yamamoto: what kind of bee’s make milk? BOO-BEE’s

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Bokuto: what’s that one mario song? The one that goes Dun dun dun dundundundun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN

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Akaashi: My boy got a nice ass and it makes me mad he has the better ass in the relationship

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Lev: I got stung in the head by a wasp ;(

Kenma: I got stung by many wasps in animal crossing once - I didn’t cry

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Hinata: I feel like a sweaty cucumber

Tsukki: that’s fucking condensation not sweat idiot

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Kuroo to Tsukki: You ever just think abt how dinosaurs were so huge imagine when they had sex, what if it caused an earth quake

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Bokuto: I just want some chicken :( gobble gobble - wait no that’s a turkey

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Everyone telling scary stories:

Lev: One day in middle school we went on lock down cause a fat raccoon was on campus and it scared a teacher

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Daichi: what are you doing?

Suga: Putting lettuce under the shelf for my pet dinosaur (tsukki) so he can have dinner instead of eating another one of our pet crickets (Hinata)

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Asahi: I’m scared Jesus won’t let me in :(

Noya: easy offer him a blunt

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Yaku @ Lev: I know we said to call at all times 🥰💗🤍✨🦋🧚🏻‍♀️💋 but don’t 🥰🥺💗💋✨🧚🏻‍♀️🦋

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Tanaka: sexy ass periodt shit gucci gang shit shawty shit you know the fucking vibes asf

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Oikawa: why are you awake?

Iwaizumi: I heard someone and a loud bang? It’s 4 am?

Oikawa: omg are you scared? I’ll come cuddle you 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

Iwaizumi: i would rather let the monsters get me

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Kiyoko: being a manager for a team is hard - one minute they’re really put together while playing the next they’re sticking their head out of the bus and throwing each other’s stuff out

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[romantichopelessly]

My Fic Masterpost

A masterpost of all of my written works, if anyone doesn’t feel like visiting my AO3, or wants to reblog my works or something, idk. If you want to read any of these on AO3, they’re on my account, its under the same name as this one.

Drabbles (Less Than 1K)

Tech Support - Logan/Virgil - “This is Technical Support, Logan Sanders speaking. How may I help you?”

Cool Kids - None - Logan doesn’t care for Procrastination. At all. Procrastination is a silly, useless, counterproductive side. He brings nothing to the table but nonsensical chatter and jokes worse than Patton’s. So why does everyone like him so much?

It’s Late - Logan/Nate - Logan is overworking himself again, and Nate takes matters into disown hands, finding a way to get his boyfriend to finally relax.

Reunited - Roman/Patton - Roman hasn’t seen his Canadian boyfriend in a year now, and he’s anxious to see him again, even though he won’t admit it.

The Crofter’s Conundrum - Logan/Roman - Roman wants the Crofter’s. Logan has the Crofter’s.

Blushes and Betas - Declan Trompeur & Beckett Moran - Declan is in town and visiting Beckett, and that silly envy won’t stop being a sap. Really, he would be mad if he didn’t care about them so much. (Set in @insanelycoolish​ TLHR Universe)

Puddles and Puns - Virgil/Patton - It’s raining outside, and somehow Patton convinces Virgil to go out with him. Bad jokes ensue, but Virgil loves his short boyfriend, so it’s all okay.

Prop Theif - Roman/Virgil - Stage tech Virgil is sick and tired of the props going missing, and he knows exactly who is behind it. Roman Knight.

You Know Who to Call - Virgil/Emile - Emile comes home to his fiancé feeling down and out of it. Luckily he has early-2000s cartoons, a psychiatry degree, and plenty of cuddles to go around.

Public Displays - Roman/Virgil - Virgil isn’t one for PDA. Virgil isn’t one for much of anything until he meets Roman, though.

You Put Your Arms Around Me - Remy/Thomas - Disney debates on The Witching Hour tour bus + Quality Remas Time. (Set in @insanelycoolish​ TLHR Universe)

Try Some? - Logan/Nate - “Try Some?” Nate blinked slowly. Once. Twice. Logan was still standing there, beautiful as ever, watching him with a raised eyebrow. “I’m sorry, baby. What did you just say?”

This Is Home - Declan Trompeur & Beckett Moran - Declan is confident in his orientation. Really, he is. 100%. He’s just... not so sure that Beckett really knows what they’re getting into here.

Prom Night - Logan/Nate - Nate goes to pick up his boyfriend for their Senior Prom.

Adoration - Roman/Virgil - Virgil and Roman enjoy a day in the sunlight.

Champagne Kisses - Remy/Thomas - Remy believes that being sober is definitely worth it if his boyfriend is going to be this enthusiastically affectionate.

Okay - Roman/Virgil - Roman and Virgil recuperate after Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts.

Cheater - Logan/Deceit - Logan Berry never carried the title of sore loser before he started dating his number one debate competitor.

Sleepy Time - Logan/Patton - “I am not human, therefore, I do not need sleep.”

Hand Drawn - Virgil/Patton - “Were you drawing me?”

One in a Million - Logan/Remy - “You would risk the lives of millions for one person? Why?”

Breathless - Logan/Roman - “I read once that holding your breath can stop a panic attack so... when I kissed you... you held your breath.”

Cowardice - Deceit/Logan - “You hide away this entirely different part to yourself all because you’re afraid that someone might get close to you!”

Concentration - Deceit/Remus - “Look, I know you’re a hardass, but could you play with my hair? It would really help.”

Birthmark - Platonic Janus&Remus&Roman - Roman asks about Dee’s birthmark. Takes place in my BOTWOT universe.

Sea Ships - Remus/Remy - A short Drabble for my SPOP universe.

Raccoon From Where? - None - The Jack-Jack and raccoon Incredibles 2 scene with my Celestial Kid AU.

F- U - None - Virgil’s claiming from my PJO AU

First Babysit - None - A snippet of Roman’s first time babysitting Patton in my Celestial Kid AU

Oneshots (1K+)

When You’re Not Listening - Logan/Nate - Three times Logan or Nate protected one another behind the other’s back, and one time they stopped being idiots and noticed.

So This Is Love - Roman/Patton - Roman isn’t feeling like his usual glittery self due to a lack of ideas, so Patton helps him unwind. Involving lots of romantic music and dancing.

Backstage Confessions - Logan/Patton - Logan is completely gone on the keyboardist for The Witching Hour, but what else is new? (Set in @insanelycoolish​ TLHR Universe)

More Than Friendship - Patton/Deceit - Deceit was still getting used to this whole “friendship” thing. Ever since the light sides had made reforming him their sort of personal pet project, Deceit had heard the term and others like it in reference to him thrown around far too often. Patton was quite possibly the most confusing new ‘friend’ of all.

In Other Words, Hold My Hand - Logan & Virgil - Virgil has always loved Disney films. The magic of talking animals and princesses fascinated him as a child. His older brother always told him that when he was older he would understand why his favorite characters were always falling in love. He didn't really get it until he met Logan Berry. Even then he wasn't sure that he got it.

Overdue Apologies - Janus/Patton - Patton didn’t expect anyone to visit him. Post Putting Others First.

Not a Cinderella Story - Virgil/Remus - When they were younger, Remus, Roman and Virgil were inseparable. But things change. And people grow up.

Roman’s List - None - “If it is a mistake, I’ll add it to the list!” Romangst.

Peppermint, Ginger, Lemongrass and Truth - LAMP - Patton Bellerose is a witch. This is only a problem because now he has to find a way to tell his three boyfriends, Logan, Roman and Virgil, before his birthday is over.

Line Without a Hook - Patton/Remus - When Patton’s entire world view is challenged–when he doesn’t even know who he is supposed to be anymore, help comes from an unexpected source. Maybe things can be okay after all.

Talking to the Moon - Virgil/Logan - Logan is a man of routine. Routines are sensible. It's perfectly sensible that his routine revolves around his roommate. Virgil. Even though his roommate doesn't know that he's a vampire. Even though his roommate doesn't know that he is in love with him. (Or: Virgil and Logan are vampires. And neither of them know about the other. And they were roommates.)

Series

Don’t You, Forget About Me - ??? - Five kids who don’t fit in. Five kids who have no place. Five kids who don’t really know one another or anyone else. All stuck in one room for Saturday detention. Patton Clark the athlete, Logan Johnson the brain, Roman Standish the prince, Virgil Bender the criminal, and “Deceit” Reynolds the basket case. Part 1 - Part 2

Could You Check Me Out? - Logan/Roman - Roman hates working at the public library, but things get a little bit more interesting when a really cute nerd comes in. It’s a huge plus when said nerd blushed easily. Part 1 - Part 2

Bracelet ‘Verse - Patton/Virgil & Logan/Roman & Remus/Janus - Touch starved Virgil tries a quid pro quo to get hugs from his best friend, and maybe grows some feelings as well. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Extra 1

Best Of Todays/Worst of Tomorrows - Familial TDLAMPR - Thomas Sanders, 30 years old, is looking for something to do with his life. Not like a job or anything, he has that covered, but he’s recently come to the realization that he isn’t really doing anything with himself. He has too much free time and what feels like next to no impact on the world. Until, much to the shock of his close friends, he becomes a foster parent. In next to no time at all, Thomas is paired with not one, not two, but six foster kids. Seventeen-year-old Patton Hart, fifteen-year-old Virgil Williams, thirteen-year-old Dee Truman, twelve-year-old Logan Croft, and seven-year-olds Roman and Remus Lobo. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8.1 - Part 8.2 - Part 8.3 - Part 9

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SERIOUS and OFFICIAL RE3 Creep Review

Resident Evil 3 Remake is a good and fun game that I have already dedicated more energy into than all of RE2 Remake.

However. We can’t leave it at that so here’s a stupid long post.

First off: This will not include any mention of the freebie multiplayer game bundled in, RE: Resistance, a game that I unfortunately like but also realize it adds absolutely nothing to the purchase of this game itself.

Second: I have no goddamn idea what other people are saying about this game because I haven’t even clicked on the steam store page to see the general review scores. I don’t have twitter, and I refuse to watch reviews. All I know is vague youtube titles I’ve seen in my feed. That’s it.

Third of all: Everything I’ve ever written on here is disjointed and confusing so buckle the fuck up.

Oh. And spoilers.

To start this story we must go back to everyone’s favorite year, 2003, when RE3 released on the Gamecube and I was in third grade. Watching my cousin play it when he stayed over was my first actual experience with the series. And Nemesis was, like, really fucking scary at the time because I was a child. I bring this up because as you all might know, I’m a bit of an obsessed weirdo sometimes. This is where it started for me, so RE3 is kind of a big deal for me personally. Conceptually, this game means kind of a lot to me I guess.

As a “remake”, RE3 does, like, a terrible fucking job at being one of those. This is flat out, just, not a remake. At all. It’s a re-imagining. It would be easier to count the things they included from the original over the things they cut, that’s how different it is. OG RE3 had like. Three environments. And the remake just straight up cuts one of them and slaps a different character in the other. Alright I guess. We don’t see Brad get killed by Nemesis, because that just… doesn’t happen anymore. Jill doesn’t go to the police station… at all even. There’s no missile countdown during the final boss fight which was my favorite part because it was like. I know it was just a glorified timer but it was much scarier to me than the self destruct timer? Idk for some reason the concept of a missile destroying the whole ass city is an idea that genuinely just kind of freaks me out to this day.

This will sounds very hyperbolic but the ending was kind of garbage. Mr. Paul I love my Wife Anderson did a shot for shot recreation of the original ending and I guess I was just expecting something like that instead we got. Not. That. I don’t know if these complaints are valid but they are things I’ve been thinking about a lot. Half that scene straight up just takes place in a map that is just an empty white void. If that after the credits scene wasn’t a possible hint at a Code Veronica remake I will riot. CV is my other favorite game (conceptually. CV itself is a completely fucking unplayable nightmare game).

There’s no helicopter fight. There’s no gravedigger. There’s no giant spiders. There’s one bonus costume. Hell, there frankly isn’t even a lot of Raccoon City at all.

I guess it is short. My first play through was 4ish hours of logged gameplay and 6ish hours of total playtime with cutscenes and nemesis chases which apparently pause the timer since they’re basically QTEs? This doesn’t really bother me like it does other people. I don’t have a lot of free time anymore. Everyone fucking hates that this game is short from what I’ve seen? Idk. (It’s no shorter than RE2. RE2 just seems longer since you can be Leon or Claire but their stories are basically identical. B scenario in RE2 Remake was a fucking joke.)

Buuut… I really, really like this game.  Carlos is fine. He’s in this game. I still don’t like him that much but he’s the best of the male sidekicks. Maybe I like him more than Leon. He isn’t offensive or anything I just don’t stan him as hard as everyone on here seems to. Mikhail is way, way better now. Love how he knows who Jill is. Nikolai has… good facial mocap I guess. He’s certainly in the game and is evil and Russian again so no change there. Tyrel is a character who does things and is in scenes. He seems nice. He’s doing his best. And then there’s Jill. Who got the best treatment of anything in this entire game. Not like, physically of course, her ribs are absolutely destroyed and her spine has been snapped several times after all of that shit they put her through in the cutscenes.

I loved, loved, loved the opening. So much. Jill’s apartment. Her nightmares. The fact her life is in shambles. I’ve gushed about this before but I genuinely loved how the game opened. It’s everything I could have asked for and so much more. It’s an idea I’ve toyed w/ before in one of the only finished stories I’ve ever put on AO3 and I’m so glad to see it acknowledged canonically. I just. Ugh. I loved it.

Everything she says is beautiful and perfect and sassy and sometimes angry and it’s just. Good. They let Jill say fuck and she became unstoppable. Also she at least still says the You want S.T.A.R.S. line. It’s way, way, way early, in a scene that makes no sense for it to be in at all. But she says it. And I liked that she said it. I’m easy.

That stupid railgun bullshit at the end?? I was streaming it live and just exclaimed “is this game even real???” because I was just so all about it. We’re all still giggling at “Bitch can’t even swim.”

It’s fun to play as Jill and do sick dodge rolls. I’ve gone through this game four times now, once on each base difficulty and again on Assisted with just the hot-dogger fire knife w/o healing. Sick dodge rolls make the game very easy if you don’t fuck them up. I always fuck them up. But, still. I feel like all the bits are there from RE2 but just better. I intend to go through the game on the other two difficulties. Wish me luck. I am frankly terrified. But I want to do it.

Two of the nemesis fights are just straight up identical though. Which is. Okay. Sure. Whatever.

This game only had two puzzles for reasons I do not understand. The subway puzzle was the hardest of the two. It is the first puzzle in the game. Arguably, it is the only puzzle in the game because it is the only one you have to think about for more than 11 seconds to solve.

When the credits play the new version of Free from Fear I genuinely forget every weird problem I have with this game because it’s just… so good. Once again. I am easy.

This whole thing probably sounds like more complaints than praise for a game I’ve put this much time into, and maybe it is, but it is easier to talk about about something bad about a game than to pinpoint what you liked. And I love to complain as we all know. This is horrible as a remake. It’s great as a follow up to RE2 Remake probably. I think plenty of people already disagree with that. But plenty of people like to just be wrong on the internet.

Speaking of RE2 remake why did Pale Heads return from.. the ghost survivors dlc of all the fucking things. That’s just weird. They were a weird inclusion. Maybe I’m not totally surprised something like that made it over but it’s still… weird. They’re fine as an enemy type. I just ignored them though.

I think that for me it is just enough to have good and fun characters that I enjoy. I just. Like how Jill is written. And honestly, that’s kinda just all I need. It doesn’t really matter to me that this game is something of a horrible amalgamation of vaguely borrowed concepts from the original game. Sure, the RE1 remake is great because it’s mostly completely faithful, but that doesn’t mean it’s the only way to do it. Re-imaginings like this can also be good. This one is good. It’s fun.

There are a strange amount of tentacles in this game to the point where I wonder if someone on the dev team just straight up had a fetish. Especially after you get the lockpick. That scene is. Um. Yeah. It’s in the game.

Is that really how I’m going to end this? Talking about the tentacle fetish?

Yeah.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

new taz graduation ep liveblog! ^u^

i haven't seen any spoilers but i did see a tweet from travis  about how he's excited for us to hear this ep because a lot of stuff happens and i am hyped!!!

i have never heard bursar pronounced with that hard an “a”

wait do they not... get to keep their items??? jesus that sucks 

fitz my sweet boy

ilu firbolg buddy

play in this space with us justin

fitz is so done and i am as well

literally no one has ever said this firbolg

am i the only one who is getting mad evil vibes off this guy

"snippers, honey-" he loves this dear sweet crab

"i set him on my lap" snippers ilu

HOLY SHIT this is big! go fitzroy :D

ooooh shit, on no, oh my poor boy

this music is ominous and i am worried as hell

are you sure villian doesn't fit you fitroy because wow

i was not assuming the dynamics were going to change this much only six episodes in, hot damn

...huh. this is because of what happened last episode isn't it. hieronymus is giving him a promotion in order to keep him from suspecting anything's wrong with the school. i am very concerned about this

i would very much love to learn about trees from bud

firblog and argo's friendship makes me so happy

i legit thought he said "throat"

"now here is a hungry boy for bark" justin you've killed me

argo what the fuck

he was trolling him the entire time oh my god

oh fun we're doing argo's scene first

OH SHIT, it's the water and stone thing from the second ep

well that's not great :|

never mind, back to bud

how much time has passed exactly??? because with all this talk of new semesters and the baby pegasus having grown so much it sounds like it's been months since the first ep. i like having concrete timelines for things, idk if that's important or not but it feels like it

aww, buddies :')

this background noise is wonderful

i'm gonna cry, firblog my baby

"breeze through the willow" pretty

i cannot overstate how much i love firbolg’s emotional intelligence

demons??? how the heck do demons work in dnd, i need to look this up

this music is so beautiful but i am so worried

travis you are destroying me emotionally

"scarred and beautiful" t r a v i s

aaand theres the ad break! yes it is great so far travis, i am loving this!

i still haven't listened to the live candlenights ep, i need to do that 

yes give me your thought process griffin i want to know the inner thoughts of my boy, give me that emotional complexity

what the fuck is this scene even

i love the idea that fitzroy got told specifically "hey maybe don't tell anybody about this" and he immediately decided to turn around and tell his friends 

TURTLE BUDDY :D

aww poor clint, feel better soon :(

"always" ilu firbolg

a quasit??? the fuck

i was halfway to google already there trav

YEAH THAT'S NOT GREAT

oooh that's some interesting lore there, filing that away for later

firbolg has a better record for remembering library books than i do lmao

i love this so much

"i give you permission to speak as justin" pfffff

i love you agro, also clint you're murdering me here

wait didn't hieronymus say they were coming together

oh dang, good to know there’s less of a hench/sidekick split

i'm glad on a narrative standpoint that fitzroy is sharing the fact that he has misgivings about being villian typecast with argo, and i'm also nervous that argo is so worried about being a villian

justin what the flying fuck are you talking about

i can hear justin trying not to laugh

thunderman of the sea

what the fuck is even going on with this, i have no goddamn idea

"it's what i do best!" so gary is a bug essentially

griffin what the fuck has been the last 10 minutes of this podcast

oh yay, the raccoon :D

oh fun, ranier's birthday :D

why does fitzroy have jellybeans, i want to know this

how would a perception check in a dream go, that's wild

oh what the fuck that is creepy

there's only like ten minutes left in this ep and i am worried for argo

that's a good ol' merle roll lmao

oh god i forgot how much i hate the jackal voice holy shit

is it just me or are some of the mics cutting off at the end and going quiet in places, clint's and travis’s in particular

i just had flashbacks to that one fucking scene in amnesty where the shifter took boyd's voice mid sentence and i'm really not a fan of that

so mom is shebry and the ship is the mariah

what happened, i want to know so bad

what the fuck is going on holy shit i am so intrigued

blood and bone, rain and stone

so his mom is gone, and she wanted him to eventually get him to join, and jackal is involved... oh i cannot wait to see how this goes

i am so worried for all of my sons

well that was a significantly funnier post credits scene lmao

so a lot of things happened in this episode! dang!!! only six episodes into the new season and we’ve already hit some major shakeups in terms of the boy’s situations at the school, it seems like the plot is really starting to gain some steam and i’m still super excited to see where it goes from here

see you all next right thursday! 

[cosmiicorvid]

All of them

The meaning behind my url:About two years ago I was looking through Jack’s posts on his blog and I saw one of his responses for a piece of fan art, he said “that is one spicy spedicey!” and I immediately thought ‘that would be a great blog url… but someone probably already took it’ so i didn’t do anything about it. I had that as my name on discord and everyone loved it so i decided to try to change my url on here and it worked! so uhhh…. yeet

A picture of me:auuhh i can’t add a picture on desktop but,,, y’all have seen me already sksksks,,, but i’ll reblog this with a pic maybe

How many tattoos i have and what they are:I don’t have any tattoos!

Last time i cried and why:I cried while watching Ralph Breaks the Internet… it was sad bro

Piercings i have:I used to have my ears pierced but i didn’t wear them enough so they closed

Favorite band:my favourite band is Set it Off! Either them or Linkin Park

Biggest turn offs: friendship-wise anyone who has manipulative tendencies

Top 5 (insert subject):Top five animals! Bats, raccoons, corgis, snakes, cheetahs

Tattoos i want:I want a semicolon on my wrist and a PMA tattoo somewhere

Biggest turn ons:uuahhh…. friendship-wise would be… comedic

Age:eighteen

Ideas of a perfect date:That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

Life goal: to,,, survive?? meet my online friends,,, 

Piercings i want:I would love a nose piercing

Relationship status:single uwu

Favorite movie:Now You See Me (listen, it has a great cast AND it’s about magic what more could i ask for)

A fact about my life:I have six siblings

Phobia:the dark…. or as i said earlier, the fear of what’s hiding there

Middle name:Nicholas!

Height:5′

Are you a virgin?*cough* 

What’s your shoe size?i don’t even know at this point. just small

What’s your sexual orientation?I’m a trans guy and i’m panromantic

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?I have not smoked a cigarette, but i do drink and do weed occasionally

Someone you miss:Ethan

What’s one thing you regret?Coming out to my dad

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:Sean William McLoughlin

Favorite ice cream?Birthday cake

One insecurity:sometime it bugs me how short I actually am. only occasionally, but it does get to me

What my last text message says:“ok enough of this christmas party i wanna go home cunts” (sent by @cyanacity)

Have you ever taken a picture naked?Yea

Have you ever painted your room?yep, painted a tree on it and it was special paint so you could use chalk on it

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?Y e a p

Have you ever slept naked?Yeyeeyeyeye

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?Of course I have, who hasn’t??

Have you ever had a crush?Yes, a lot,,,,

Have you ever been dumped?Yea

Have you ever stole money from a friend?Yeah,,,, but I payed them back! cause i felt really bad

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?Yes I have, even went on a camping trip with them

Have you ever been in a fist fight?No, but i once slapped a bitch so hard that he fell down

Have you ever snuck out of your house?I almost did a few times as a kid but i never actually did it ftgyhuj

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?hhhhhhhyeah……

Have you ever been arrested?Nope! the law can’t hold me down though

Have you ever made out with a stranger?Nnnnope

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?no but i met up with someone of the same sex

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?Yes, many times because i am an A D U L T

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?i’ve never met my neighbors, so by process of elimination the answer is no

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?All the time babey

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?Yeeyeyeyeyeyeye

Have you ever seen someone die?I saw my dog die, if that counts

Have you ever been on a plane?Yes, i fly at least 6 times a year

Have you ever kissed a picture?Yes, who hasn’t

Have you ever slept in until 3?I actually did that today

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?Yes

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?yesss, it’s a fun thing to do on a nice day

Have you ever made a snow angel?yeah, i used to make them all the time when i was a kid but it doesn’t snow much where i live now so, rip

Have you ever played dress up?hell yeah my dude

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?definitely, cause i suck at them so i have to at least make it seem like i’m good

Have you ever been lonely?All the time man, feelin it right now *whip*

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?I’ve fallen asleep at school maybe 3 times?

Have you ever been to a club?idk what you mean by club so no

Have you ever felt an earthquake?Nope! never have

Have you ever touched a snake?Yes i have, i love the danger noodles

Have you ever ran a red light?haha, no

Have you ever been suspended from school?Maybe??? when i was in elementary school

Have you ever had detention?I think so??? but it was like,,, lunch detention or somethin

Have you ever been in a car accident?Luckily, no. But i have been close.

Have you ever hated the way you look?oh hell yeah babey all the time

Have you ever witnessed a crime?Maybe, idk gyhnj

Have you ever pole danced?No but i want to

Have you ever been lost?i’m lost right now, i don’t who’s house i’m in

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?Ye! it was fun uwu

Have you ever felt like dying?ehhhh??? yeah

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?yeah..,.,.,.,.

Have you ever sang karaoke?i don’t think i have tbh, but i’ve seen people do it at a bar once

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?Yeah,,,, weed

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?No actually, surprisingly

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?nooopeee

Have you ever kissed in the rain?noep

Have you ever sang in the shower?every heckin time

Have you ever made out in a park?nope

Have you ever dream that you married someone?maybe

Have you ever glued your hand to something?I once accidentally superglued my hands together

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?No, but i have licked a few

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?nnoooo??? i don’t udnerstand this question gyusi

Have you ever been a cheerleader?No fuck that sorry

Have you ever sat on a roof top?Yes! it’s quite fun actually

Have you ever brushed your teeth?I sure hope so

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?all the time sksksksk

Have you ever played chicken?I used to play it at the bus stop every day

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?i think it’s happened like 4 times probably

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?Yeah,,, it was w e i r d ???

Have you ever broken a bone?I’ve broken both my arms and my thumb

Have you ever been easily amused?I laughed at a picture of Mark with the quote ‘fuck’ once, so I would say yes

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?yes, especially when i’m on a voice call with my friends

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?nope, actually

Have you ever cheated on a test?hellyeea

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?I’m bad with names so it’s easy for me to forget them

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?Myself

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.my credit card info:6969 6969 6969 69684/20666@nachosforfree @xtracheesy

[not-poignant]

Your thoughts on freaky Australian wildlife+sealife?

YES I LOVE IT.

I love it ALLLLLL.

Actually if you could see my bookshelves, there are so many like ‘frogs of Australia’ ‘mammals of Australia’ ‘birds of Australia’ ‘reptiles of Australia’ ‘insects of Australia’ ‘orchids of Australia’ etc. books. My house is basically a tiny Australian museum library when it comes to wildlife. I recently bought a book just on Australian Magpies by the CSIRO. It’s just like 150 pages on magpies. I’m SO HAPPY.

As for the things that can kill us, it’s funny you know, because all Australians seem to have this weird unspoken code to immediately tell strangers of all of the worst or freakiest stories we’ve ever had. Like ‘oh remember when we had that friend WHO DIED FROM A SNAKE IN THEIR BED’ or ‘REMEMBER WHEN we had that family member who got bitten by a redback and nearly DIED’ etc. Or ‘my friend got bitten by a shark’ etc. Everyone has those stories.

And it seems most Australians find strangers and immediately start talking about them. Idk what it is. Maybe we’re just that kid that really wants other people to find us cool? So we start collectively talking about really awful things while the other kids all back away with their hands up like ‘I...didn’t come here for this.’

I have those stories too. I’ve definitely been part of this bizarre trend. It’s like when you meet a Canadian and they just can’t resist telling you about their bear or raccoon or mountain lion encounters and then when you’re exclaiming in horror at bears, or protecting your bins, or how huge moose are or whatever, they then go ‘but haha it’s not like that all the time and we’re all used to it.’

The reality is that like...yes there are risks - as with any country (I’d prefer not to live in places where the main fear is guns and not fatal spiders though), but encountering them is minimal and you’re raised knowing the kinds of things to protect yourself without thinking about it. You shake your boots out before putting them not because you’re thinking ‘I’m gonna get bitten and I’m gonna die’ but because that’s just what you do. You stay on the path while bushwalking not because you think ‘shit there’s venomous snakes out there that could kill me in 1 hour with a bite’ but because that’s just what you do. It’s all very mundane and normal, and the world is built around that being easy to cooperate with.

Of course when you explain why we do these things to tourists, then they might start thinking ‘shit things are going to kill me.’ The irony is that if you just do those things - stay on the path, shake your boots out, and a few other things - well, no actually, you’re going to be fine. And if you’re staying in suburbia or the city, you’re going to be really fine.

I love our freaky wildlife. I love that we have birds (cassowaries), seashells (cone shells) and octopus (blue-ringed octopus) that are all lethal. I love that we have the weedy and leafy sea-dragons (not lethal, but weird), and like, many other strange things happening here. I love that we have trees that need to be smoked or set on fire to flower or fruit or seed, which means if you’re buying native plants for your garden, you need to check the label to make sure they don’t need ‘smoke germination’ or ‘smoking to assist with flowering’ lol. I love that we have lots of marsupials, a golden marsupial mole that lives in the sand and is blind etc. I love that we have antechinus that mate so violently they can both expect to die from the process (like what???), or our beautiful ant-eating numbats. I love that our swans are black. I love that we have whales migrating along the coast and bottlenose dolphins everywhere and incredible sea-life.

Actually back in the day I desperately wanted to be some kind of zoologist. I didn’t have the maths requirement (alas, I am not smart enough), and I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life studying Australian animals (and ecosystems, and geography, and flora). Now I still study it, I just didn’t go to university for it. I’m involved in a few groups that focus on conservation, and can identify local birds by song, local plants by sight and try not to be an obnoxious little shit about it.

And yeah, I’ve looked a lot into the deadly animals too. They’re badass! :D I actually mostly just post memes about them on Facebook, and on one of my Tumblrs under this tag.

tl;dr don’t ask me about this if you don’t want me to ramble excitedly about it because I am sadly one of those people where you’ll back away slowly with your hands like like ‘whaaaaat.’ (Also I love animals all over the world so...but anyway I can’t afford to buy all the ‘reptiles of Madagascar’ books that exist so anyway, I’m learning all the time! I mean I’ve drawn over 400 animals, and that’s what my job as a professional artist was - combining practical information with spiritual shit, so at any one time I am filled with absolutely useless trivia like: ‘did you know the collared aracari is an unusual toucan in that it roosts communally/soclally throughout the year?’ like, I’m sorry, lol. I usually just keep it to myself, but you opened the floodgates! *shoves everything back in*)

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From the ‘your thoughts on’ meme.

[textingkpop]

Wasn’t this just supposed to be a date?

Author’s Note: I’m sorry for not posting in forever, I just started my professional program at my university and it is taking up so much time. But here is a fic that I have been wanting to write for a while. 

As always: 

Italics are thoughts

I hate putting names in for characters in case someone as the same name and it’s not the character so…Y/N- your name, Ex/N- ex’s name, E/F/N- ex’s fiancé’s name(even though they get married she will always be this), E/M/N- ex’s mother’s name…you get the picture

Phoenix, Demetri and Salem are random names that I use as the best friends in my fics…check out the others

Kang Industries is a fake company…I think…idk *shrugs*

P.O.V. will be stated unless it’s not then it is probably 3rd person…*edit-it is mainly 3rd person with your thoughts in it

When I say “the guys” it is Phoenix, Demetri, and Salem, k? k.

I do not own the outfits, credit to the polyvore creators.

This turned out way longer than I originally planned..it was supposed to be a drabble…oops?


I also realized that I forgot about the cat along the way…oh well…

Pairing(s): Brian (Young K) x Reader Genre(s): Fluff Warning(s): swearing…not a lot but some Word Count: ~8,000

~December 10, 2017~

Opening the mailbox you saw the crisp white envelope with beautiful calligraphy written on the front. Your eyes widen as you slowly realize what the envelope was, a wedding invitation to your ex-boyfriend’s wedding. “Fuck. Why would they invite me?” You say out loud, causing the old lady who lived a few apartments down from you to look at you strangely. You quickly bow your head and lock up your mailbox. Then your mind flashes back to August of last year when you helped him pick out his fiancé’s engagement ring. You mentally cursed yourself as you made your way to your tiny studio apartment, why the hell did I help him pick out an engagement ring for another woman? Whereas you didn’t have any feelings for EX/N it still felt wrong going to his wedding, it kind of hurt a bit but you didn’t know why. Maybe it was because he had moved on and you were still single since you and him broke up? You push open your apartment door, immediately being greeted by your cat (or dog your choice). “Hello, my baby.” You place your mail on the table and start to pet them. “I missed you today, did you miss me?” You rub their ears lightly as they push their head into your hand. You laugh and sit on the floor with them. As you’re petting them, you look around your tiny apartment and sigh. You look over and see the invitation sitting on the table, almost as if it was mocking you. Getting up you grab the envelope, half tempted to just throw it away. Then you thought of how it would look if you didn’t show up, it would look like I am some bitter ex that was jealous, I mean Ex/N and I are friends…right? I guess I have to go, but how will it look if I show up to my ex’s wedding alone? You cringe at the thought of looking that pathetic. Looking down at the envelope you decide that you have to go and that you will just have to find someone to play the role of your boyfriend for the day. You tear the envelope open an look down at the beautifully made invitation.

Together with their families E/F/N and Ex/N Request the honor of your presence as they Tie the knot Saturday June Sixteenth, Two Thousand Eighteen At four o'clock in the afternoon Smith-Berry Winery 855 Drennon Rd New Castle, Kentucky Reception to follow

~Time Skip: May 2018~

Your friends had been less than helpful when it came to helping you find a date to the wedding and with it being in less than a month to say you are panicking is an understatement. “I don’t see why you can’t just take one of us.” Phoenix said while hanging off your couch, upside down. “Because Ex/N knows you guys and he knows that I would never date you guys. I want everyone there to think that I have a boyfriend and that I’m not some pathetic, single girl showing up to her ex’s wedding alone.” You say exhaustedly, you had just worked a double shift at the cafe and you were hoping to come home and sleep but apparently your best friends had other plans. “What about Jae? Ex/N has never met him and he is handsome. I’m sure you could bribe him with like lobster or chicken and he would be more than willing to go.” Salem suggested has he helped me prepare dinner. “Jae might work, but he is a little excitable? Is that the right word? I don’t know. I just feel like he would let it slip that it is fake and it would make the situation worse than it already is.” Demetri added thoughtfully and we all nodded in agreement. Bless you, Demetri. It is not like you have a problem with Jae, but Demetri was right he would make some joke and everyone would know. “What about Jae’s friend? Ya’ know that CEO guy he was talking about.” Phoenix said as he finally made his way to the floor, still upside down. “What guy? Jae is friends with a CEO?” You looked at Phoenix in shock as he and his brothers nodded. “Jae, as in goofy, chicken little-like Jae, is friends with some CEO? Is the CEO successful?” “His name is Brian. Him and Jae went to college together. He is the CEO of Kang Industries.” Demetri informs me as he finishes his portion of the food prep. “What?! I can’t believe Jae is friends with the CEO of Kang Industries!” You stand in the middle of the kitchen shocked. “Yeah, we didn’t believe him at first either, but then he called the company, told them who he was, asked to speak to Brian and he actually answered, it was unreal.” Salem says, pushing you out of the kitchen area and into a chair, seeing as you were still shocked. “Hey, didn’t Jae say something about Brian needing a girl to take to company parties so the old guys he works with will stop trying to set him up with their granddaughters and stuff?” Phoenix looked at Demetri and Demetri thought for a second before nodding. “Yeah, he lied at the last one saying his girlfriend was shy and that she was taking college classes so she wasn’t able to come.” “Y/N, that would perfect! You are taking classes and you are kinda shy, you guys could help each other. You can be his date to company parties and he can be your date to the wedding, imagine the looks on their faces when you walk in with the CEO of Kang Industries on your arm.” Salem grabbed your hands and started jumping. “Wait, didn’t Jae also say that Brian was willing to pay someone, they just had to be the right person?” Phoenix interjected, once again Demetri nodded, “Yup, think about it Y/N. You would be able to go to amazing parties, have a date for the wedding and get a sugar daddy out of it all. Maybe if he pays you enough you can actually get a normal size apartment that actually has rooms, not just a room.” “I don’t know guys, I mean this sounds great and all but like Phoenix said they have to be the right person. I am far from being the right person, I mean look at me.” You sigh and gesture to yourself, you had always been insecure about your body and having some judge you to be “the right one” for his company parties was going to be too much. “Don’t be like that, Y/N. Let’s just call Jae to see if him and Brian can meet us for lunch one day, we don’t even have to mention to Brian that you might be interested in his offer.” Salem sat next to you and hugged you close. “I guess we can try.” You sighed looking at the floor. Demetri sat next you and pulled you into a bear hug. “Hey, if this plan with Brian doesn’t work out you can always take Wonpil to the wedding.” You look at him in horror, “Oh no, I’d rather go alone, he is crazy.” You all laugh and suddenly you smell something burning. “The food!” You rush into the kitchen to see it burnt to a crisp. You look at the guys and then you all break out laughing. “Okay two things, one you need to move because the smoke detector is right above the stove and it didn’t go off and two let’s call Jae to see if he wants meet up to eat.” Phoenix pulls out his phone and calls Jae. “You know he won’t say no to food, right?” You say as you try to scrape the burnt food off the pan into the trash. Phoenix laughs and Jae answers. “Yo, Jae! What are you doing right now?” Phoenix nods and then his eyes light up. “That’s great, do you guys want to meet us for dinner? Y/N burnt the food.” You scream at him that it wasn’t your fault but he just laughs you off. “Yeah…okay…one hour?…at the Korean beef place a few blocks from Y/N’s?…yeah…great see you guys then….bye.” Phoenix hangs up the phone and turns to you. “Y/N, you may want to shower and put on some nice clothes.” You look at him confused, “Why? Aren’t we just meeting Jae for dinner?” Phoenix laughs and pulls you towards that bathroom. “Yes and no. We are meeting Jae AND Brian for dinner, now go wash yourself and dress pretty.” You freeze and look at him like a deer caught in headlights, “What?!” “Yup, now go shower. You smell like bad coffee.” You nod and rush into the bathroom quickly turning on the shower and jumping in. “Hey, we have laid out some clothes for you on your bed. We’re going to go back to our place and freshen up, we’ll be back in like 30 minutes.” Phoenix yells through the door and you hear your apartment door shut behind them. You rush to scrub the cafe smell off yourself and quickly get out. You blow dry your hair and go out and see the outfit the boys picked out for you.

You pull on the clothes and head to the bathroom to fix your hair. Once you get your hair looking at least halfway decent, you decide forgo makeup seeing as you are not great at it and you want to look nice and not like a raccoon. You place some food out for your cat, grab your purse and essentials for the night and wait for the guys to come back. They come barreling through the door and into your apartment, making a mess of your rugs as they do so. “Dang, Y/N you clean up nice.” Phoenix said throwing an arm over your shoulder. You shove him off and walk towards the door. “You’ve known me you 10 years, you saying that like I look bad everyday.” Phoenix laughs and you just shake your head.

~skip to the restaurant~

You all walk into the restaurant and look around for Jae, seeing as he had texted Phoenix to let you all know that they had already gotten a table. “Oh, there they are!” Salem says loudly has he points across the restaurant causing everyone to look at you all. You slap his hand and shove him towards the table. “Pointing is rude and you are too loud.” You whisper and glare at him before glancing at the other customers bowing slightly as an apology. You get to the table and the boys start fighting over where they want to sit in relation to things like the air vents, the door, etc. You just stand back and let them go at it, knowing that you will end up in whatever empty seat they don’t take. “You can sit here, if you want.” You look over at the voice and see one of the most handsome guys you have ever seen. You blush slightly and move to gently sit down, as you move to take a seat the guy jumps up and pulls your chair out for you. You hesitantly sit down and allow him to slide your chair in, before sitting next to you. The guys keep arguing and you just sit there awkwardly. “I’m Brian, by the way.” You turn to see Brian holding a hand out to you, you take it and introduce yourself, doing a mental victory dance when you don’t stutter. “Are they always like this? I mean Jae has told me stories but I thought he was exaggerating.” You laugh and nod. “Yeah, they’ve been like this the whole ten years I’ve known them.” You grab your glass and take a sip of water. “Is it hard dating a triplet? Like do they ever mess with you?” You literally choked and Brian is quickly patting your back, while apologizing. “I-I-I’m not dating any of them *cough* we are just friends. *cough cough*” Brian laughs and shakes his head, “Sorry, I just assumed since you scolded the one that screamed earlier that you guys were dating, you even apologized for him.” You laugh and take a small sip of water. “I’m basically like a mom to them, feed them, make sure they don’t die, stuff like that.” Brian laughs and you think you can see a faint blush on his cheeks. After the whole seating fiasco, you guys are finally able to start eating. While eating, there is light conversation. At one point you look at Phoenix, only to see he is already looking at you. You raise an eyebrow and he winks at you. You give him a confused look and he just smiles. “Hey, let me tell you all what Y/N is dealing with.” Phoenix announces, Jae and Brian look at you. “She was invited to her ex-boyfriend’s wedding, but she can’t go alone because then she will look pathetic. Isn’t that right, Y/N?” You stare at him wide eyed and he just smirks. Jae looks at you, “Why the hell would your ex invite you to his wedding?” “They are still friends, she even helped him pick out the engagement ring.” Phoenix says smartly. You glare at him, if looks could kill you’d be dead. Feeling the blood rushing to your cheeks you lay your head on the table, hoping this is just a nightmare. “What the hell, Y/N?! Why would you do that? Why don’t you just not go?” Jae asked in bewilderment. “If she doesn’t go then it will also look bad.” Phoenix notes with a mouth full of food. Jae just shakes his head and laughs, “That sucks, man. Why not just take one of these guys?” You groan, still not looking up. “Ex/N knows that we are like brothers to her so that wouldn’t work.” Phoenix tells Jae, you could just hear his smirk. You raise your head to tell Phoenix to shut up just as Brian asks, “When is the wedding?” All eyes are now on Brian, but his eyes are on you. You look at him for a moment before replying, June 16 of this year.” Brian nods and pulls out his phone, he clicks away on it for a few moments before looking back at you. “I could be your date, I mean only if you wanted me to that is.” Brian looks down at his plate, fiddling with his chopsticks. “What? Why? We just met today, why would you help me?” You ask quickly and he just turns to you smiling. “Because you seem like a great person. I will help you with this wedding if you can help me with a few office parties.” You stare at him wide eyed, he chuckles and continues. “I lied to some of the gentlemen that I do business with simply because I hate that they try to set me up with the young ladies of their families. They are nice girls, but I would prefer people not trying to play matchmaker just to get some leverage in my company.” You look at the guys seeing them trying not to scream and you then look at Jae, only to see him wearing a similar look. They definitely told him about their plan. You look back at Brian and he is looking at you expectantly. “You don’t have to agree now, but I can offer you more than just a date. Don’t take this in a bad way, but I can pay you for your time.” You continue to stare at him and he at you. The moment is broken when Jae, “*cough* sugar daddy *cough cough*” You both turn to glare at him and he just stuffs more food into his mouth. Phoenix, Demetri and Salem all laugh and you can’t help but join in. Brian starts laughing too and then he turns to you. “That. That was one of the sound bad things I was wanting to avoid.” You just nod and continue laughing. After everyone had finished eating and the food was paid for, courtesy of Brian, to which Jae comments, “You’re just trying to show off, Brian.” You all walk out of the restaurant, Jae and the guys are all messing around and Brian turns to you, “Hey, I meant what I said earlier, but I understand if you are hesitant. I mean, like you said we just met today. I’d like to get to know you, so how about we hang out and get to know each other, then you can decide.” You look at Brian, you take in his handsome and model-like features, your insecurities start to arise. You look at the ground and mumble, “Why would someone like you want someone like me?” Brian’s eyes widen and he quickly tries to comfort you, “What do you mean someone like you? Someone beautiful? Someone who is adorable, yet has this underlying sexiness that I can only hope I get to see fully? I don’t know what you mean by saying someone like me couldn’t want someone like you because to me someone like you is exactly what I want.” Brian gently places his hand under your chin and lifts your head. You look at him in shock, you had never had someone talk to you that way, not even the guys you dated. Brian smiles and takes your hands, “Give me a chance to show you what it’s like to be with someone who will cherish you.” All you can do is stare at him, finally the only thing you could say was, “All I wanted was a date for a wedding and now it seems like I’m getting a boyfriend.” Brian laughed and you couldn’t help but think that you wouldn’t mind hearing it everyday. “You’ll get a boyfriend if you say yes.” Brian smirks at you, you just shake your head and laugh. “Okay, let’s try this thing out, but we have to get to know each other before this becomes to serious. I’m not driving straight into this without learning at least learning how to float.” Brian nods and laughs, pulling you into a hug. When he pulls away, you see Jae and the guys staring at you in awe. Brian turns and looks at them, “How about you guys go do something? I think I’m going to take Y/N home and we can get to know each other better.” Brian takes your hand and leads you to a shiny Mercedes Benz E-Class. He opens the passenger door and helps you into the car. As he runs around the front of the car to the driver’s side, you can’t help but think that this is all too good to be true, I mean your getting a hot, rich boyfriend who seems to actually like you after just meeting him tonight. Brian’s laugh breaks you out of your trance and you look over to see him staring at you, causing you to blush and look down at your lap. Brian reaches over and grabs your seat belt and with him being so close you can’t help but smell his cologne. After he puts on his own seat belt, he starts the car and then turns to you, “So, what do you want to do? I can take you home and we can talk as I drive, then maybe if you are feeling nice, you can invite me in and we can watch a movie or something or we can just go somewhere? It’s up to you.” You nod listening to him talk, home and a movie sounds nice…but would me inviting a guy I just met into my apartment be weird? What if he thinks my apartment is shit?…oh fuck it. “Home and a movie sounds awesome, but be warned I have a cat at home and he loves to cuddle.” Brian smiles and nods his head, “That’s okay I like cats and cuddling. Now just point me in the direction of where you live and off we will go.” You give Brian the directions to your apartment and you guys spend the night talking, watching movies, and he may have even stayed the night, but it was simply because you both fell asleep during one of the movies and somehow you end up cuddling with him. You woke the next morning to the smell of food, but looking around your apartment you didn’t see Brian anywhere and the door to the bathroom was open so you know he wasn’t in there. You get up and walk to the kitchen, you see a note on the fridge: Y/N sorry about not being there when you woke up, but I was already late for work and I didn’t want to wake you. I made you some breakfast (it is in the oven) please eat it. Text me once you’re up and we will plan to meet for lunch. -Brian

You pulled out your phone and added Brian’s number, then you text him and you all plan to meet for lunch. You take a quick shower and then fix your hair. Next step deciding what to wear. Brian wants me to meet him at a really fancy restaurant, what do I wear to somewhere that fancy? You start to dig through your closet hoping to find one nice thing. After what feels like forever, you pull out a dress that the guys got you for your birthday last year, this is perfect, you quickly find shoes and accessories to match and then you get dressed.

You look at the clock and see that you will be late since you have to take the subway, you throw on a long overcoat and run out the door, fully prepared to call Brian to let him know you’ll be late. As you exit your building, you take out your phone to call Brian, when he calls you first. “Hey, Brian.” “Hey, Y/N. Listen I sent a car to pick you up because I remember you saying that your car was in need of repairs. The driver’s name is Charles, he is great. He’ll bring you here and take you home, is he there yet?” You look around and see a black Escalade parked near the front of your building. “Would he be in a black Escalade?” Just say you ask the driver gets out and approaches you. “Hello, are you Miss Y/N?” You hear Brian laugh as you nod. “Perfect, I am Charles and Mr. Kang has sent me to retrieve you, is that who you are speaking to?” Once again you nod and Charles takes your arm gently, leading you to the car. He helps you into the backseat, then walks to the driver’s side and he starts driving to the restaurant. “OMG Brian this is insane.” You say once you remember that you were on the phone with him. He just laughs, “Why? Isn’t it nice having someone to worry about driving so you don’t have to?” You laugh and hum before answering quietly, “Yeah it is. Oh and I guess Jae was right.” Brian was quick to answer, “Right about what?” You giggle and answer in a hushed voice, “That you would be my sugar daddy, I mean you send cars to pick me up and I am coming to have lunch at a restaurant that probably has food worth more than my whole apartment.” Brian laughs and this makes you smile. “I guess he was sort of right, but don’t look at it that way.” You hum and look out the window, is my life changing completely? “Then how should I look at it?” Brian hums and you can hear the rustling of clothes, almost as if he was putting on a coat. “Look at it how it is, a boyfriend who has money and wants to take care of and treat his girlfriend.” You giggle and blush at the word “girlfriend”. “I’m leaving my office now, so I should get there a little before you, but if you get there before me just stay in the car, Charles isn’t supposed to let you out until I come to the car. Okay?” “Okay. I guess I’ll see you soon?” You say quietly, slightly embarrassed to be this hung up on a guy you just met less than 24 hours ago. “Yeah. See you in a bit. Bye.” “Bye, Brian.” You hang up and look down at your phone. “Miss Y/N, may I say something?” You look up to see Charles looking at you in the rearview mirror. “Please, just call me Y/N and of course you can.” You smile at him. He smiles back and turns his eyes back to the road. “You make Mr. Kang very happy. When he called to have me pick you up, he sounded really happy and he hasn’t sounded like that happy in the whole time I’ve known him. He is a little bit of a workaholic, but I hope you can break him of that and make him have a successful life as well as a successful company.” You smile at him, blushing you look out the window at the buildings passing by. “Thank you, Charles. I hope I can make him happy, he is a great guy.” Charles smiles and pulls over outside of a restaurant. “I believe Mr. Kang told you not to get out until he comes to get you, correct?” You nod and look out the window. You see Brian come out the door of the restaurant and walk over to the car, apparently Charles saw him too because he quickly jumped out of the car and opened your door for you. Brian comes up to you and helps you out of the car, he then turns to Charles, “Thank you, Charles. Be back here to get her in an hour?” Charles nods and you thank him, he gives you one last smile before bowing lightly and climbing back into the car. Brian leads you into the restaurant with an arm around your waist. He only lets go of you to approach the hostess stand, his whole body exuding confidence. “Reservation for 2 under Kang.” The hostess smiles at Brian, not seeming to take notice of you as she looks him up and down. She checks her book and finds his reservation, quickly leading you both to a secluded part of the restaurant. She flirts with Brian the whole way your seats. As she places the menus on the table, you can tell she is trying to show off her “assets”, but Brian pays her no mind as he turns to help you out of your coat. He then turns to the hostess and hands her your coat along with his own, “Can you please make sure my coat as well a my girlfriend’s coat get hung up?” You noticed the emphasis he put on girlfriend, effectively shutting down her flirting. She gives him a tight smile and nods before disappearing out the door. Brian chuckles as he helps you take a seat and then sits across from you. “I hope she didn’t bother you, but if she was, I can say that she won’t be anymore. You look amazing by the way. That dress is really pretty.” “Thank you. The guys bought it for me for my birthday last year and I never really had a chance to wear it other than that night. Thank you for breakfast this morning. You didn’t have to do that, you were already running late.” You look down at the menu, not really reading it. Brian lets out a breathy laugh, “Even if I was late, what can they do? I own the company.” You look up and see Brian smiling at you. “You don’t ever have to thank me, I do things because I want to, not because I have to. Okay?” You nod, but before you could say anything a waitress comes to take your order. “What can I get for you?” You look over at Brian in panic and he just laughs before ordering for both of you. Once the waitress leaves, Brian looks at you, smiles, and says, “I hope you don’t mind me ordering for you. You seemed a little panicked when she came up and I know from experience that you would have just chose something at random and probably would have hated it. I ordered us the same dish, it’s one of the best here and after talking to you last night, I think you’ll like it.” You smile and nod, “It’s okay, honestly that’s what I would have done, so I’m actually glad you ordered for me.” Brian smiles and takes your hands. You guys talk until the food arrives and then you have an amazing meal and of course Brian was right, you loved the food. As you and Brian go to leave the restaurant, you stop by the hostess stand to pick up your coats. There is a different hostess at the stand when you go to leave. “How was your meal today?” She smiles sweetly at you both, no hint of flirting to be found. “Great, thank you. We just came to get our coats, the previous hostess hung them up for us. Under the last name Kang.” Brian spoke politely and the hostess nodded, “One second, sir.” She disappeared around the corner, soon returning with some guy, Brian’s coat and what looked to be rags. Wait, is that my coat? That’s the same color of my coat and the same fabric. The hostess looks at you apologetically, “I apologize miss, I’m not sure what happened to your coat. It was hanging in a bag with his coat. This is the restaurant manager, Mr. Young.” Mr. Young extends a hand out to Brian and he takes it firmly. “Mr. Kang, we apologize for the destruction of your girlfriend’s coat. Do you have any ideas of who might be upset with you?” Brian nodded, “Yes, the hostess who checked us in. She was flirty with me and when I asked her to take our coats, she seemed upset to learn we were dating. I would bet money it was her.” Mr. Young nodded and sighed, “We have had trouble with things like this before, it was never this severe and it all looked like accidents. Be assured Mr. Kang, she will no longer work here. Please accept this voucher for your next 5 visits being covered by us. Miss, we sincerely apologize for her behavior, please do not allow this to affect our you see our restaurant.” You smile at him and nod, “It’s okay. That coat was old anyway, I was needing a new one, but I just being stubborn about getting one.” Mr. Young smiled and shook Brian’s hand again, “Once again, Mr. Kang we are terribly sorry this happened.” Brian smiled and put an arm around me, “It’s alright, now if you will excuse us I believe we need to go buy a new coat.” Mr. Young laughed and bowed to us as we left. “Brian, don’t you have to go back to work? I can go get a new coat another time.” Brian just smiles at you and leads you to the car. Charles walks over and opens the door for you, “I hope you had a nice lunch miss. Oh, what happened to your coat?” Brian laughs and takes to pieces of your leftover coat, throwing them into the nearest trash can. “We had an issue with a hostess, she will be terminated, but sadly Y/N’s coat was caught in the crossfire.” Charles nods slowly, “I see. Sorry to hear that, Miss.” You smile and shake your head, “Charles, I told you to call me Y/N.” Brian just laughs, “It doesn’t work. I’ve known Charles for years and he insist on calling me sir.” Charles smiles and nods. “Charles, there has been a slight change in plans. As you now know, Y/N needs a new coat, so we will go get her one before returning her to her home and myself to work.” Charles nods slowly and helps me into the car, “Of course, sir. Have you let the office know that you will be returning late?” Brian quickly climbs in after me and pulls out his phone. “Hello it’s me…Yes, please let everyone know that I will be returning to the office late today, something came up with my girlfriend and I need to deal with it…Yes that will be all. If anyone needs me they can reach me on my cell…Thank you, goodbye.” Brian hangs up the phone and you just stare at him. “You really don’t have to do-” Brian cuts you off by kissing your head, you instantly turn red, “I told you before, I don’t do things because I have to, I do them because I want to.” You sigh, realizing you only going to lose this fight. At the end of the day, Brian buys you a really expensive, designer coat, that you fight him the whole time about wasting his money, once again you lose that fight.

~Time Skip: One week before the wedding~

You look around your bedroom, yes your bedroom, Brian insisted that you move into an apartment that has real rooms, so he basically loaded all your stuff up and moved you to a nicer apartment, that he most likely paid for. Luckily, the guys moved into the same building, even the same floor as you so you weren’t going to be left alone, sometimes you forget that their family is rich. Anyway back to the story, you looked around your bedroom at all the clothes you owned, thrown all over the place in your attempt to find something to wear to this damn wedding. You sigh and lay on top of the clothes piled on your bed, just as you get comfortable your phone starts to ring. You jump up and start digging through the clothes until you finally find it. You answer it just in time, “Hello?” Brian laughs on the other end, in your rush to answer you didn’t even check the caller I.D. “Hey, babe. What are you doing?” You sigh and look at the mess that is your room. “I’m trying to find something to wear to this wedding, but the only really nice dress I own is the one I wore on our first date, remember the one that the hostess ruined my coat?” Brian chuckles at the memory, you guys had some along way since then and you would even dare to say you loved him. “Yeah, I remember. Actually, I was calling because I wanted my tie to match your dress, but seeing as you have nothing to wear how about I take you to my friend Jimin’s shop? She is an amazing designer so I’m sure she will have something that will make you look amazing.” You thought about it for a second before deciding just to do it, “Sure, when can we go? I know you have work, but the wedding is in a week and what if something has to be altered?” You hear Brian moving on the other end of the line but he doesn’t answer, “Uh, Brian? Hello?” You stop talking for a minute just to see if he would answer and when he finally does break the silence you jump, “Jimin says we can come by today. I’ll finish up what absolutely needs to be done and then I’ll come pick you up and we will head to the shop.” You hum in agreement, then look around your room at all the clothes that needed to be picked up, “Okay, I’ll pick up my clothes and get ready. See you soon!” Brian laughs, “You do that. Bye, I lo-I’ll see you soon!” Brian quickly hung up and you looked at your phone confused. Did he almost say he loved me? You get up and start putting your clothes away, putting on some nice, yet simple clothes since you were going to be trying on dresses.

Brian picks you up about an hour later and you head to the shop. Once you get inside, you see all these beautiful dresses and accessories. Brian sees you staring and laughs, “Jimin designs and makes almost everything in the shop.” You nod along, not really paying attention. “Is that the Brian Kang? In my shop?” You turn to see a young girl, walking over to Brian. “Hey Jimin, thanks for helping. This is my beautiful girlfriend Y/N.” You smile and shake Jimin’s hand. “It is so awesome to finally meet you. Brian hasn’t shut up about you since he met you.” Brian blushes and glares at Jimin, but she just laughs. “Anyway, you are going to your ex’s wedding and you need to look hot.” Jimin starts looking at dress and then looking at you, suddenly she gasps and runs into another room. You look at Brian and he just shrugs, Jimin comes running back with a dress bag in her arms, “I have been trying to find someone to wear this dress for months but no one has the body or skin tone for it, but I think it may be perfect for you. Come on let’s go try it on.” Jimin takes your hand and leads you to the fitting rooms. She hangs the dress bag up in the room and then turns to leave, “If you need any help I’ll be right out here.” You nod and shut the door. You slowly undress and then unzip the bag, inside is a gorgeous dress. You get the dress on and with some dolling up from Jimin, you are ready to show Brian. You step out of the room and he just stares at you. You turn to look in the full-length runway mirrors thinking maybe something is wrong, Brian comes up behind you and rests his hands on your waist. “You look amazing, Y/N.” You smile and look at your entire outfit in the mirror.

Jimin ends up giving Brian a huge deal on the dress, probably even bigger than the one he got from knowing the owner, her only condition was that you come back and let her take professional photos of you in the dress for the website. You agreed and now Brian is driving you back to your apartment with a dress, shoes and accessories for you in the backseat, along with a tie for Brian that matches your dress. “So how was it?” Brian asked suddenly. “It was great, Jimin is awesome and she is a great designer.” Brian laughs, “I’ll tell her you said that.” You smile and Brian takes your hand in his, you look at your hand in his and you can’t help but feel extremely happy.

~Time Skip: Day of the wedding~

To say you were nervous would be an understatement. You had stayed at Brian’s house the night before because he hired a whole team to do your hair and makeup, he said wanted to show you off and you let him. You put your dress on with the help of some of the ladies and they all gushed at how beautiful you looked. You thanked them all before making your way downstairs to where Brian was waiting. You walked down the stairs slowly, not wanting to fall and hurt yourself. Brian must have heard your shoes because he was suddenly walking up the stairs to meet you, his eyes full of adoration. “You look beautiful, Y/N.” Brian takes your hand and helps you down the remaining stairs. You blush as he compliments you and say a quiet thank you. Brian drives to the venue and you start to feel anxious the closer you get. Brian senses your anxiety and places a hand on your knee, you relax some and he squeezes your knee as encouragement. When you arrive at the venue, the valet opens your door and helps you out of the car, Brian is quickly by your side placing and arm around your waist. He leads you into the hall were the ceremony is to be held and the ushers lead you to a seat on the groom’s side. You can see his parents looking at you and you suddenly feel like throwing up. Brian feels your uneasiness, “Are you okay?” You look at him and nod slightly, “Yeah, it’s just that his family makes me anxious. They were always trying to push to marry each other and when we broke up they blamed me. You know just being here in generally makes me anxious, not because I fear old feelings coming back but just not feeling welcome because it’s my ex’s wedding for fuck sakes.” You sigh and Brian tightens his arm around you, leaning over to kiss your head. “It’s okay, I’m right beside you.” You smile at him, then the doors open and the groom and groomsmen walk in. They look around the room greeting people quietly and when Ex/N sees you he smiles widely, you feel Brian’s arm subconsciously tighten around you, causing you to giggle. Then everyone rises as the bride enters, she looks stunning, you look back at Ex/N and see that he is tearing up. You smile knowing that he is happy, then you look up at Brian and see that he is already looking at you. You give him a smile and lean into him. He wraps an arm around your waist and leaves it there the entire ceremony. Once the ceremony is over, everyone makes their way over the reception area to wait for the bride and groom to take pictures. As you are waiting, Ex/N’s parents come over to you, “Y/N look how gorgeous you look. I see you brought a date with you, hi I’m Ex/N mother, please call me E/M/N and who might you be, dear?” She holds out her hand for Brian to shake, he takes her hand gently and replies, “My name is Brian Kang, I’m the CEO of Kang Industries and Y/N’s boyfriend.” Brian spoke surely, but not quietly, you look around to see people staring and whispering. E/M/N stands in shock for a second, “That’s amazing! Good for you,Y/N.” She then bows slightly and scurries off to do her set of pictures with the bride and groom. Brian looks at you and you can’t help but laugh a little, “I don’t believe she expected that.” Brian just nods and pulls you into his side as the people around you come over to make small talk. Finally, after what felt like forever, the bride and groom entered the reception hall. Everyone cheers and then food is being served. After a the meal the bride and groom make their rounds to thank people for coming. As they come up to your table, Ex/N pulls you in for a hug, “Y/N, I am so glad you could make it, who is this?” You look at Brian and wait for him to introduce himself. He sticks out his hand and they shake, “My name’s Brian Kang, I’m Y/N’s boyfriend. Nice to meet you and congratulations to you both.” Ex/N looks at him for a second before nodding, “You’re the CEO of Kang Industries?” Brian smiles and nods. Ex/N looks at you and smiles, “Well, it looks like you got a great guy by your side, Y/N. I’m happy for you, maybe I’ll be coming to your guys’ wedding one day.” You all laugh and you can’t help but think that you would like that. “Oh, E/F/N did I ever tell you that Y/N helped me pick out your engagement ring?” E/F/N looked surprised, “Really? That’s awesome, thank you so much I love this ring.” You congratulate them once more and off they go to continue their rounds. Brian leans over to you and smiles, “You want to marry me one day?” You blush and shove him away from you, watching as the newlyweds have their first dance. Eventually, Brian convinces you to dance with him and you end up chest to chest with him as a slow song plays in the background. “You know, I could see myself marrying you one day.” Brian suddenly says making you tense up. He chuckles and leans down to your ear, “I love you, Y/N.” You blush and bury your face in his chest. He holds you tightly as the song ends and they announce that the bride is going to throw the bouquet. You stand off to the side hoping to be nowhere near the fighting, you were only there because they dragged you. The bride gets ready to throw the flowers and once she lets go they hit the ceiling and somehow take a straight path into your arms. You stand there wide eyed as everyone cheers, you feel hands on your waist and you look up to see Brian. You blush and look away, E/F/N and Ex/N come over to you smiling. “Congrats, Y/N. Brian, you may want to put a ring on it soon.” You blush even harder, luckily E/F/N stops him, “Ex/N stop teasing them.” She shoves him back to the head table and the party continues. Eventually, you get tired so you ask Brian to take you home, you say goodbye to everyone and Brian carries your heels that you replaced with your emergency flats about 30 minutes into the reception. You get in the car and Brian starts to drive, “Do you want me to take you to your place or do you want to come back to mine?” You nod indicating that you want to go to his place and he chuckles, placing a hand on your knee. “Did you have fun?” You nod while yawning. You end up drifting off to sleep, Brian wakes you once your at his place, “Y/N, wake up. We’re home now, get up so you can put on some comfy clothes and sleep in a bed.” You open your eyes and Brian laughs, “Come on , Sleeping Beauty. Let’s get you to bed.” You climb out of the car with Brian’s help and make your way to his room. He places a pair of boxers and a t-shirt on his bed and tells you to get changed, you do and soon he comes back with makeup wipes. “Come on, babe. You don’t want to sleep with all that junk on your face, do you?” You sit up and let him clean your face, once he’s done you crawl under the covers and lay your head on the pillows. Brian climbs in next to you and turns to lay on his side to face you. You smile and cuddle into his chest. You both just lay there listening to each others’ breathing. You start to giggle think about how this all started and Brian looks down at you, “What’s so funny?” You pull away from his chest and look up at him, “Wasn’t this just supposed to be a date? I mean, all I wanted was a date to Ex/N’s wedding and now here I am, laying in a bed with the man I love.” Brian smiles widely, “You love me?” You blush and bury your face in his chest again, “I thought that was obvious.” Brian just laughs and puts his arms around you, pulling you close. “I love you, Y/N.” “I love you too, Brian.”

~END~

[yooka-kazooie]

liveblog of me watching the sonic movie courtesy of me yell-typing at my friend on discord

#long post #spoilers 

6:48 PM] Me: well guess I'm gonna rent it on cable [6:50 PM] Me: ok so far the cc works [6:50 PM] Me: which is good news on optimum [6:50 PM] Friend: good [6:50 PM] Me: upp spoke too soon [6:50 PM] Me: where did the cc go [6:51 PM] Me: first the sound didn't work and now the cc goes I keep having to close the movie and resume [6:51 PM] Me: I already dont know this owl character [6:51 PM] Me: like I'm not a HUGE fan of sonic but who is she [6:51 PM] Friend: I don't think she was in the games [6:52 PM] Friend: just an owl who adopted sonic [6:52 PM] Me: oh no is she from the original archie comics [6:52 PM] Me: I've also never seen sonic younger than like 15 [6:52 PM] Friend: no idea [6:52 PM] Me: were those echidnas [6:53 PM] Friend: the old sonic show (the good one) had an episode where sonic goes back in time and meets himself as a kid [6:53 PM] Me: oh good he's a cop good /s [6:53 PM] Me: the urkel one? [6:53 PM] Friend: yeah echidnas [6:53 PM] Friend: yeah [6:53 PM] Friend: there were two urkel ones [6:54 PM] Friend: aired at the same time [6:54 PM] Friend: or same year [6:54 PM] Me: he was in both of them??? [6:54 PM] Friend: yep [6:54 PM] Me: I never watched the "good one" [6:54 PM] Me: sat am? [6:54 PM] Friend: yeah [6:54 PM] Me: yeah I literally never saw it [6:54 PM] Friend: I think [6:54 PM] Me: til Nostalgia Critic [6:57 PM] Me: did crazy carl's drawing look like sanic I can't rewind with ondemand [6:58 PM] Friend: yes it did [7:05 PM] Me: whoops sonic emp [7:07 PM] Me: I assume these old people are describing eggman [7:07 PM] Me: so eggman is human [7:08 PM] friend: yeah [7:10 PM] Me: whos stone [7:10 PM] Me: like did Eggman need a human y.. [7:10 PM] Me: wait is he a robot [7:10 PM] Me: "a human yesman" is what I was going to say [7:10 PM] Me: it seems weird to me that he'd pay a human yesman instead of building a robot yesman [7:11 PM] friend: to be fair he has a human yesman in that old show too [7:11 PM] Me: the show I didnt watch? [7:11 PM] friend: yeah [7:11 PM] Me: I watched the pumpkin show [7:11 PM] Me: and sonic boom cartoon [7:12 PM] Me: and I played sonic adventure 2 [7:12 PM] Me: and sonic 06 [7:13 PM] Me: I'm just letting you know what I know [7:13 PM] Me: what sonic media I've consumed [7:13 PM] Me: I never played the 2D games [7:13 PM] Me: never saw Sonic Sat Am [7:14 PM] Me: uhh meow [7:14 PM] Me: oh neat I didn't know that's how the rings would work [7:14 PM] Friend: lol nice to know where you are in the movie [7:15 PM] Me: donut lord shouldn't be so confused this is at least his second time finding a small talking furry animal-like creature [7:15 PM] Me: I'm sorry but the fact that this dude had the same role in hop is hilarious [7:15 PM] Me: how do you get typecast like that [7:16 PM] Me: "where are the mushrooms and why am I still on earth" is a mood [7:16 PM] Me: his eyes are cool looking [7:16 PM] Me: I can't remember what the old design looked like and I'm scared to look it up [7:17 PM] Me: did I tell you someone proved that it wasn't a stunt and that was the actual real design [7:17 PM] friend: someone told me that [7:17 PM] Me: because they found the merch they were making and they actually made some with the old design [7:17 PM] Me: that was intentional [7:18 PM] Me: oh I like those videogame control gloves [7:18 PM] Me: they need to make those for VR [7:21 PM] Me: raccoons are so cute [7:21 PM] Me: I want one for a pet [7:23 PM] Me: no I'm calling it, Stone is secretly a robot [7:25 PM] Me: the more he says mushroom planet the more I realize it's a nintendo joke [7:25 PM] Me: the mushroom planet has to be the mushroom kingdom [7:25 PM] Me: he doesn't want to go where mario lives [7:26 PM] Me: now I want mushrooms (food) [7:26 PM] Friend: every time he talks about the mushroom planet I want them to make a nintendo cinematic universe [7:26 PM] Me: man Sonic's individual quills look weird? [7:27 PM] Me: whenever I focus on them [7:27 PM] Me: not that bad but it's weird [7:28 PM] Friend: the ones still on his body? I know the one not on his body was never changed [7:28 PM] Me: yeah the ones on him [7:28 PM] Me: it's fine looking when I don't focus on them [7:29 PM] Me: this movie has Antman vibes [7:29 PM] Me: similar humor [7:35 PM] Me: hipsters how do you even convince someone you're not that lol [7:35 PM] Me: oh here we go first standstill [7:36 PM] Me: it's really cool actually, like that one xmen scene [7:36 PM] Me: god that is just ridiculously fast [7:36 PM] Me: so far this movie is better than it looked [7:37 PM] Me: especially before the redesign [7:37 PM] Me: ugh [7:37 PM] friend: I do wonder how much, if any, the story changed with the design [7:37 PM] Me: I'm just guessing that it's the same but there could have been more changes [7:39 PM] Me: ok if mushroom world has no breathable air I'd say that's not a safe place to go [7:39 PM] Me: for sonic??? [7:40 PM] Friend: I do question how a planet full of mushrooms can have enough oxygen in it. there must be something producing more oxygen though [7:41 PM] Me: if Stone isn't a robot that eggman built I hope he's paid well [7:41 PM] Me: he literally just said it doesn't have breathable air [7:41 PM] Friend: I thought he said it did [7:42 PM] Me: ... [7:42 PM] Me: I can't rewind [7:42 PM] Me: a babysitter is infinitely better than a cop tho [7:42 PM] Me: acab [7:44 PM] Me: does he go super sonic in this [7:44 PM] Me: like gold [7:45 PM] Me: aaand he's flossing [7:45 PM] Me: how old is sonic [7:45 PM] Me: is this a child [7:45 PM] friend: idk they should have mentioned it somewhere [7:46 PM] Me: are those children fighting over a switch or a tablet [7:46 PM] Me: jesus sonic just killed eggman [7:46 PM] Me: like I understand but [7:46 PM] Me: oh he waasn't in that one [7:46 PM] Me: I guess [7:49 PM] Me: it seems weird that that exploded [7:49 PM] Me: what if it killed sonic [7:49 PM] Me: what if it damaged the remains [7:49 PM] Me: didnt eggman want to study him [7:50 PM] Me: ok well eggman just called Stone a human being so I hope he's being paid well [7:53 PM] Me: ok how is it fun to be chased by a holographic dinosaur [7:53 PM] Me: I literally have nightmares that are that [7:53 PM] Me: except in nightmares you can feel terror and pain [7:56 PM] Me: are those the shoes that had a deal with sonic adventure 2 [7:57 PM] Me: ah man this is the kinda guy who would either get fired because he's too good to be a cop or be corrupted by getting the job [7:57 PM] Me: I've been reading a lot of stories of what happens to "good cops" lately [7:58 PM] Me: and either they get fired for not being terrible or they become terrible [7:58 PM] Me: remember there are no good cops [7:59 PM] friend: well that is going to change soon [7:59 PM] friend: or it better [7:59 PM] Me: no more cops [7:59 PM] Me: abolish cops [7:59 PM] Me: freedom [8:03 PM] Me: oooo he called him eggman [8:03 PM] Me: took me a second to realize that wasn't just his name [8:03 PM] friend: he is eggman in japan and robotnic in america [8:04 PM] Me: I just think of him as Dr Eggman Robotnic [8:04 PM] Me: like bowser is King Bowser Koopa [8:04 PM] Me: Princess Peach Toadstool [8:04 PM] Me: ... I wasn't paying attention did sonic's speed just fail [8:05 PM] Me: *ring get noise* Me: oh no how many of those rings does he have [8:07 PM] Me: like not an infinite amount [8:07 PM] Me: wait [8:07 PM] Me: aren't the pyramids like [8:07 PM] Me: next to a city [8:08 PM] Me: and not in the middle of endless sand [8:08 PM] friend: yeah [8:09 PM] friend: from pictures there does seem to be a lot of sand around them [8:10 PM] Me: its the angle [8:10 PM] Me: the pyramids are like [8:10 PM] Me: inbetween endless sand and a city [8:10 PM] friend: sure [8:10 PM] Me: well he's going Blue Super Sonic [8:10 PM] Me: still not gold/yellow [8:11 PM] friend: well he does need all the chaos emeralds to go gold [8:12 PM] Me: so what is this form called [8:12 PM] Me: canonically [8:12 PM] friend: idk [8:12 PM] Me: blue lightning sonic [8:13 PM] friend: all that comes up is a truck [8:14 PM] Me: try tvtropes [8:17 PM] Me: well they're treating him like a child? I think? [8:17 PM] Me: like they adopted him [8:17 PM] Me: he's flossing and has a racecar bed [8:17 PM] Me: I think he's a child??? [8:18 PM] Me: hye look its eggman [8:18 PM] Me: he's gonna be so pissed when he gets back [8:18 PM] Me: pff stone isn't a human anymore [8:18 PM] Me: I guess the air is breathable [8:18 PM] Me: how does he get fat on msuhroom world [8:19 PM] Me: are the mushrooms edible [8:19 PM] friend: I would hope at least some of them are [8:19 PM] Me: wait why did he shave [8:19 PM] Me: I saw him do it but it's not explained why [8:19 PM] Me: did he get gum in his hair what did I miss [8:20 PM] friend: well if his mustache is any indication his hair might have gotten... idk weird, so he shaved it [8:21 PM] friend: remember end credit scenes [8:21 PM] Me: ah mood [8:21 PM] Me: I'm watching the credits yes [8:21 PM] Me: I mean I feel like shaving my head would feel infinitely weirder so I just buzz it short but mood [8:21 PM] friend: idr if there was a thing at the very end of the credits [8:21 PM] Me: oh here we go some woods TAILS [8:21 PM] Me: NO [8:21 PM] Me: they had to redesign tails [8:21 PM] Me: too [8:21 PM] Me: wait [8:21 PM] Me: uh [8:21 PM] Me: that was [8:21 PM] Me: really fast for tails [8:22 PM] Me: I guess he's not as fast as sonic but he's not supposed to be that fast [8:22 PM] Me: aaand more credits [8:22 PM] friend: well he can be fast in the games [8:23 PM] Me: he was slow in sonic boom cartoon [8:23 PM] Me: maybe???