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stealthywing · 10 months ago
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"Choost Klein can't win...
Käärijä can't win.
We have Tommy."
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izzythedemigod · 6 months ago
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I just found the funniest font ever
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Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
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nebbeli · 3 days ago
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captcha
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bloodbending · 5 months ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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give-grian-rights · 1 month ago
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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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stealingpotatoes · 1 month ago
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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it
(commission info // tip jar!)
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stillgotscars · 8 months ago
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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out
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innerchildabortionclinic · 1 month ago
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my best friend PROBABLY FRAUD really needs to give me space sometimes
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stormsbourne · 4 months ago
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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
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avenarts · 2 months ago
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we finish this together
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arcanegifs · 7 months ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
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sadclowncentral · 11 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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pocketdogs · 10 months ago
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
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beaft · 10 months ago
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
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atlaslovesedm · 7 months ago
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how its going
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