#why would you do that to herrr

[dig-jules]

this clip makes me cackle every time WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

[rafeysdoll]

can u pls write bsf!rafe x reader who comforts her after her bf broke up w herrr💞

ohhh i love this. he most definitely would be giggling inside his head.. thank u for requesting i hope u enjoy hun

“j-jus don’t understand why he’d just break up with me rafey.” you cry on his shoulder, tears streaming down your pitiful face. “i-i thought everything was going fine with us!” you whine, stepping back to look up at rafe through wet, wispy lashes. “i thought he liked me!”

he’d just lick his lip, looking off into the space— pretending to think real hard. “god, i.. i don’t know baby. really don’t know. he was just stupid, nothing to do with you.” he comforts, lying straight through his teeth.

of course he knew why— he had gone and visited at his house, threatening your little boyfriend that if he didn’t break up with you soon, he’d kill him.

“i-i dunno what to do, rafey.” you continue, going back to burying your flushed face in his chest, rafe accepting you with open arms, rubbing his hands only on the sides of your shoulders. you whine, needing more comfort than that. “gimme a hug please, need it.” you request, voice cracking.

“course doll, anything for you.” he whispers, now wrapping his arms around you completely, closing his eyes and imagining this was a different situation. one where you were already his.

“y’know.. i’d never hurt you like that baby.. rafey’s always here for you.. isn’t he? i never ever leave you hanging, always taking care of you, right?” he says, planting the little seeds in your mind.

you sniffle, nodding— a soft smile tugging on your lips.

you loved rafe dearly, and you loved when he took care of you. loved how you could always count on him. “mhm, that’s why you’re my best friend.” you remind him, as if it isn’t constantly taunting him every second of his day.

he clenches his fist, irritation running through his body. he almost wants to lash out, frustrated at how long the process of you becoming his is taking, even with that fuckass gone. he secretly hoped somehow that straight after your breakup, you’d realize rafe was the one for you. but he takes a deep breath, nostrils flared before nodding.

ever the proactive man, he quickly thought of a way to make the best of his situation. “b-best friend, uh.. yeah.” he chuckles.

“you’re uh.. you’re right, doll. i am your best friend, and as my best friend duties..” he pauses, taking a step back to examine your face. “gotta make you feel better, don’t i?”

“and i know just the perfect way to help you through this baby, perfect way to get him off that little brain of yours.” he persuades, hand following up your neck then up your face.. testing his boundaries as he starts stroking your face.

“r-really?” you question, glossy eyes looking at him full of hope. “yea, but you gotta tell me you trust me first, can’t do anything if you don’t trust me.”

your brows furrow, light whine passing your lips. “of course i trust you!” you reply, almost offended. “good.. good. jus’ making sure. here, just take my hand, okay?”

and when he leads you upstairs, taking you to his bed, slowly pulling off your clothes— he makes sure to plant even more seeds into your brain.

reassuring you that he was just trying to help, that he would never do something that wasn’t in your best interest, that it would all be okay if you just let him take care of everything.

you give into all his sweet words, because you truly believe that he was the only one that had your back.

he drills into your head that he knows how you needed to be treated and that he’d gladly give it you, just needing your word.

he breaks that virgin cunt of yours with the most addictive mixture of roughness and care you could ever dream of. long and deep strokes having you creaming on his shaft in minutes, suckling on his fingers as he coos that he’s got you.

and when you wake up in the morning, rafe’s arms wrapped around you.. you couldn’t be more happier— he’d never hurt you like your ex boyfriend.

[pupyuj]

g!p fwb wonyoung 😔😔

hehehhahssh wonyyy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i missed writing thoughts for herrr send me wony asks grrrr 😗😗🤭

almost the same situation as the other fwb wony thought! campus popular wony and stinkin' cute but moody reader 😈

little miss perfect is a bit insecure about having a dick though ☹️ only a handful of people know about it but it's not like wony's keeping it a secret! she's not very vocal about having a big dick unlike a certain jock who is very loud about being huge🧍‍♀️shy g!p wony covering up her red face when you pull her cute boxers off,, the kisses that you leave on her inner thighs only making her harder,,, and you're just watching as her cock grows bigger, practically drooling at the sight... wony tells you not to stare at it too much but you were completely entranced by it,, shdhsijx having to tell wony to keep herself quiet bcs your roommate was right outside your door studying,, but baby is barely able to hold her whimpers when you start stroking her cock :(((

sensitive wony definitely comes just from a few minutes of a handjob... and yes, of course she's gonna be horribly embarrassed but the sight of her cum all over your hand drives her crazy 😵‍💫 especially when you clean up your hand with your mouth, keeping eye contact with wony while you lick her cum off your fingers,,, "ride me, (y/n)..." wony would say,, her brain empty save for the thought of completely destroying you w her cock 🤭

🫠 wony having your thighs in a death grip while you're bouncing up and down her cock,, her soft whines filling the air, and having to put your hand around her mouth just to remind her to shut up 😵‍💫😵‍💫 wony struggling not to moan loudly when you start to ride her faster and deeper, seemingly never having enough of her cock,,, you were completely addicted with the way she fits inside your pussy just right,, collapsing onto wony's chest as you came close to your climax,,, not really making an effort to shut her up now bcs you were clutching the bedsheets underneath her,,

omg wony begging to come inside you :(( she just really loves the thought of having a personal cumdump!! and she knew you'd love being reduced to that.. she was already using you to blow off some steam after all, why not take it to the next level right? 🤭 letting wony hold your hips down while she dumps her load inside you,, her warm seed trickling inside your walls making you come in return 😳 no doubt your roommate was probably suspicious of what you were doing now.. especially when a switch flips inside wony's head and she decides to just,, pin you down your own bed and fuck you so hard that your bed slams against the wall,,,,

oh oh omg,, wony would definitely like to fuck around during class,, like maybe the two of you were seated at the back together,,, acting like normal strangers whenever wony was swarmed by her friends,, but then the lesson starts and about halfway through, wony's fingers are knuckle deep inside of you.. thrusting very slowly, and she has that million-dollar smile of hers put on, pretending like everything was fine 🤗 but ofc you get your little revenge by reaching over, slipping your hand underneath her skirt and jerking her off,,, mmdjdhskfjsf the two of you just fucking each other in the back of the class, barely being able to hold back your sounds when you came at the same time,,

excusing yourself to the bathroom right after bcs you needed to clean yourself up,,, but then as you left the classroom, you hear wony asking for permission to leave as well,, so change of plans! 😈 the two of you don't even try to hide behind a stall or a janitor's closet or an empty classroom... wony just grabs you, drags you towards a corner, before ramming her cock inside you,,, face hidden in your neck, moaning helplessly into your skin but still somehow finding it in her to tease you?? 🤤

"b-bet you wanted everyone to see your tight little hole getting fucked by me, hm...? so willing... to let me touch you in class.. fuck... don't worry, one day i'll s-show everybody how much of a slut you really are..."

"bend you over the desk.. you want that, baby? w-wanna—oh my god—wanna get bred by me in front of everybody??"

the answer is always yes please wony i need her so BAD—

[theveesbf]

OKOK SO FEM!READER X ADAM AND THE ONLY ONE BED TROPE THING LIKE ADAM AND READER GOT SENT ON A RECON MISSION AND THEY HAD TO STAY AT A HOTEL AND THE ONLY ROOM THEY HAD LEFT HAD ONLY ONE BED IN IT AND READER THOUGHT ADAM HATED HER BC LUTE WAS TOO BUSY TO GO ONTO THE MISSION WITH ADAM SO READER HAD TO GO INSTEAD BUT PLOT TWISTTT… ADAM ACTUALLY HAS A LITTLE CRUSH ON HERRR🙈🙈 BUT OBVIOUSLY COCKY ASS ADAM WONT ADMIT IT

Adam X Reader with the one bed trope

⌗notes - HII I hope you like this because I had no idea on what to write for some time💔 anyways I hope I managed to do some justice to you😭

⌗content - headcanons of Adam X Fem! Reader with the one bed trope

Adam wouldn't shut up the whole mission, especially after he found out you two would have to share the same room. Even better! The same bed! Imagine how happy he was 😁

He had a crush on you for a long time, and there's no way that sleeping on the same environment as you would let you know about it. Spoiler: it did. Adam would definetly say you're sleeping on the floor at first, in a sarcastic way. But after seeing you lay down on the floor, he told you that he was just kidding... (Obviously he didn't wanna say it, but oh well)

You always though he hated you, so to say it was a surprise when he randomly hugged you on the bed was an understatement. And he didn't even know because he was sleeping! Adam was nowhere near weak, so you couldn't really escape from it. So you just.. Cuddled him. You cuddled, Adam, who you thought that hated you. When he woke up, his face would've go to so many emotions in a second. Like, why the heck is he cuddling you?? 😭

You would try to ask him about it, even tease, which Adam would deny all of it while looking away from you. With this reaction, you were now sure that the person who "hated you" might actually love you.

[discoveredreality]

intro post <3

don't mind me editing this like every single day lol

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this in no particular order just whoever pops up on my dash or smth idk. not every moots just the ones i actually know lol. ok so

@im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon THEY'RE MY BESTIE I LOVE THEM SM IF U DON'T FUCK OFF BECAUSE OMG KJHLGJKFJHLKYFJHKJGL

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@book-girl4eva SHE'S AMAZINGGGGG. literally so nice and always so happy and fun to talk to. she always slays so hard no matter what and idk how she does it. i love her sm <3333

@mil-pinterest-sss-here-i-am ??? questioning why we're moots. but he's literally so nice. literally will be my therapist and help me w maths because that shit is impossible 😭

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about me

i'm ari. she/her. nicknames welcome. go wild. dude/bro/girl/literally anything is also fine. i use 'lol' and '<3' too much. straight probably idk. and cis. minor. literally the biggest procrastinator and so disorganised. i dare u to find someone worse than me. i'm indian but i live in australia. bengali/punjabi. band kid. pinterest is here. PLEASE DM ME IF U WANT TO. I NEED FRIENDS

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according to the mbti test here i am an istp-t. i am also a cancer. i found out my sun, moon and rising signs and the marauders version and i wrote it down and lost it so then i redid it and i lost it again so i can't bother at this point someone help me :(

time zone

Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST) i think??

my music taste

i love taylor swift, conan gray, olivia rodrigo, lana del rey, sabrina carpenter and i'm probably forgetting some. also love bollywood music.

favourite books and authors

i love reading and i'm usually a really fast reader lol. i love harry potter (fuck jkr tho), kotlc, chetan bhagat books, the twisted series, shatter me, simon vs the homo sapiens agenda and love simon, the book thief, the inheritance games, agggtm, all of karen m. mcmanus's books, the divergent series, lorien legacies, the selection, radio silence, solitaire, powerless and a bunch of other books.

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yes you can absolutely tag me. i love tag games and chain asks. sometimes i may not get to doing it but i usually will and it makes me so happy when i'm tagged lol

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i don't post that much original stuff so i don't really have mulitple tags for my posts. anything or any shitposting or thoughts will be tagged #ari's shit. for asks it's #ari gets an ask?

fandoms!

i'm literally obsessed with drarry but i'm mostly part of the marauders fandom. i'm starting to make my way through all of the marauders fics. i love love love hermitcraft. i'm an ethogirl literally who doesn't love etho?? also into the life series. and kinda sometimes also empires. i literally love six of crows so much like omg. i love kotlc sm. (team foster-keefe forever!) i'm low-key in love with keefe sencen cause omg.

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IF U ACTUALLY READ TO THE BOTTOM THIS HERE IS FOR U ILY <333333

[melloween-candie]

Teen pregnancy [P.7]

A Carl Gallagher x Fem Reader fic

Summary

You only started dating Carl for about 2 months. That was right around the time when he and Dom broke up. Deep down, you knew you couldn't compete with her. He would always choose her before you. Yet you were only 16 years old when you discovered he got you pregnant. This news terrified you so much. You didn't want to lose him, and you knew he was already going through so much shit stuff with his family and his "business." Better yet, you were scared about how your family would react, let alone his. At least you have Debbie, your best friend, who's also pregnant with you.

Warning! foul language, depression, teen pregnancy, misunderstanding, violence, destruction of property

Note! If any of that makes you uncomfortable- DON'T READ THE STORY!

Word count: 366

[Angst/Fluff]

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, PART 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 (Completed)

Shameless Masterlist

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/"Talking"//Thinking//Muttering-Whispering/

Time Skip!~

***Y/n's Pov***

"AHHH!" You screamed as loud as you could out of frustration. "THIS ISN'T FAIR! I mean, She CHEATED ON HIM for FU*K SAKE!"

Your eyes began to tear up as you paced back and forth. You and Debbie were outside. Debbie was sitting on a swing with a sad expression as she listened to you vent.

"Like I'm fu*king pregnant WITH HIS CHILD, and he STILL leaves ME FOR HERRRR-hic! HE CHEATS ON ME WITH HERRR-sniff! I was always there for HIM! I always loved him! SO WHY...hic- why." You started crying badly by the end. All Debbie could do was hug you as you started hiccupping. "Why-hic- can't I be good enough for him?"

_Rewind_

***Carl's Pov***

I didn't realize Y/n and Debbie had left until I sat down. I would have sat with them, but I wanted to know more about this situation. I know it sounds plain and simple, but I feel like there's more to this... issue. There has to be...

"Oh yeah. I almost forgot to tell you; my dad wants to talk to you after school."

"What? Why!"

"My dad knows I'm carrying."

WHAT SHE TOLD HIM! OH, GOD, IM DEAD!!!

"He wants to have a 'family meeting'." She quoted family meeting as if it was going to be civil! "He's going to pick us both up after school."

_End of rewind_

Time skip!~

***Debbie's Pov***

It was the end of the school day. As I was about to walk home, I heard a cop car siren blaring. I turned around in towards the direction of the noise only to find a crazy cop car driving off the road... He parked on the curb.

I ran up closer to see what was going on.

"WHERE THE HE*L IS-" The cop slammed his car door. "CARL GALLAGHER!"

I should have known...

Then Dominique ran up to him. "Daddy! You can't do that! You could have killed someone!"

"No one's hurt." He said. "Not yet, at least. Now, where's Carl?"

"You scared him off." She said.

At that point, the conversation started boring me, but it did make me wonder why Carl has been acting all weird now.

[softwebss]

Oh m gee girl the last fanfic you wrote was just >>>> *chefs kiss* loved it- also act you knowing who I am hehehhshshde you might or might not ill never tell ;) anyway cos im obsessed with Peter Parker…. hc mcu! Peter Parker meeting y/n and falling in love with her in first sight, and doing everything he can to get her to like him~ bonus points if my dude mr. stark or Loki (loml) helps him flirt with herrr~~~~

🌸 anon <3

Oblivious (( peter parker x reader )) ♡ author's note: Flower anon you sure are cheeky >:D thank you for feeding ur hopeless writer with ideas huhuhuhu~ also im changing this bit format cos the old one looks horribly OOGLY ehhehsswdwdfsfs- also this is placed after homecoming but before far from home (aka when tony stark is alive because i refuse to believe he's dead lmao *cries*)

♡ synopsis: peter parker meeting y/n and falls in love in first sight, and tells her unexpectedly. strangers to best friends to lovers au.

♡ pairings: peter parker x fem!reader, platonic! loki x peter parker, platonic! tony x peter parker

♡ word count:

♡ warnings: fluff, strangers to best friends to lovers au, mild swearing, one sexual reference because tony blackmailed me and forced me to write that >:((, peter being a flustered MESS because I love him that way skdjksjsf

—

You were the newest intern at Stark Industries. You couldn’t have imagine how you got in, compared to the hundreds of other people who applied. You squirmed into the building, awestruck at how the building was so large. You hitched your breath and kept the files close to your chest. A bag was pulled by your right hand, and as you entered the place you stopped to admire the architecture of it.

The place was bustling with fancy men and women in suits. You flushed, looking down to your attire. A casual oversized hoodie with a pair of black tights. Your hair was let open, and you thought you looked like a mess compared to everyone else.

All the posh ladies had their hair tied either in a bun or a ponytail. You shuffled through your purse to check if you had a spare scrunchie. 

You suddenly heard a loud crash from behind. Startled you stumbled back. Before you could say anything, someone ran into you, pushing you back and making you drop all the files and paperwork.

“Not this,“ you mumbled, running a hand through your hair. This was not a good start to your day. 

You bent down to pick the papers up, when an unfamiliar boy came to help you. He picked the files up before you could react and handed them over to you, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly. “Who-“ You were cut off by him apologising.

“I’m so sorry for shoving you, “ The boy went on, “I was running late and didn’t see you and I-“

“It’s fine,”

“You could’ve gotten hurt-“ “Nah,” You shrugged, “It really isn’t that big of a deal,” 

The boy looked about your age. A bit taller than you, and he dressed around the same way. He was wearing a bone white shirt which read a geeky science joke. His curly brown hair reminded you of that one fictional character you had a crush on in first grade. The resemblance was uncanny.

“It isn’t every day you knock a pretty girl over,” He blushed, putting his hand in his pocket. “Why don’t I treat you for a cup of coffee to pay you back?”

Your cheeks reddened. The feeling of heat rose in your face. “I would- err- love to but,” you started, “I’m an intern here and if I bunk my first day, Mr. Stark would probably have a bad impression of me.”

He burst out in a grin. “I know Mr. Stark personally, and I’m sure he wouldn’t mind if you do it once. And I’ll obviously tell him I initiated the idea if he asks.”

You debated if you should go or not.

‘Heck,’ you thought to yourself, ‘I get the chance to talk to a cute guy who doesn’t think I’m a idiot for once, I’m not getting rid of this chance’

“It’s a date then!” You smirked, watching him blush.

—

Two months passed by. You were currently Mr. Stark’s favourite intern. Now that you knew Peter Parker (the boy) was also interning, you could spend all your time with him. You hanged out with the Avengers with him, and told all your secrets to him. 

One time you caught Peter changing out of his Spiderman suit, and knew why he was disappearing at random times and why he knew everything about the Avengers (mainly because he is one)

Peter was your best friend, you couldn’t imagine what you’d do without him. He sneaked in your room during the night and talked to you for hours. You never told him about your little crush, scared that he wouldn’t return the feelings for you.

Little did you know, he was falling hard. From the moment he saw you, he was in love. Peter would do anything to steal little moments with you, from almost losing Aunt May’s trust from visiting you every night, to showing you top secret inventions in Tony’s lab. When you were in concentration to do anything, he stopped whatever he was supposed to do, and stared at you, taking in the essence of your elegancy (even when you were stuffing food in your face which did not look elegant to everyone but him)

Thing was, you didn't notice. This was the first time you had a best friend, and you couldn't draw the line between romantic or friendly. Peter would buy you a box of your favourite chocolate and the whole series of that one book series you've been wanting for the past week, and you'd say it was a 'best friend thing' as Natasha smirked evilly and Clint laughed hysterically

"BEST- OH GOD SAVE ME- NAT DID YOU HEAR THAT- AHAHAHAHA-" Clint wheezed. "Don't tease the young lovers," Natasha rolled her eyes playfully. "He isn't in love with me!" You exclaimed. "Suuureeee he isn't," Clint grinned, "The same way I don't think Thor is the hottest avenger." "Gaaaaayyyyyy," Tony yelled from across the room. "Like you don't think the same, Tin Can!" Clint stuck his tongue out

You huffed and walked out. Stupid Avengers. —

"She's so cute..." Peter thought out loud, from behind the entryway of the kitchen. You were doing your math homework on the kitchen counter, and you threatened to kill anyone who disturbed you.

Tony, who was making pasta in the, leaned back. "You think so?" He mused.

Peter stumbled back and balanced himself, scared from Tony's outburst. "Oh- mister Stark- h..hihi!" He said all too quickly. "I Didn't- didn't see ya- oh boy I did not see you there- haha-"

Tony raised and eyebrow and walked towards peter, draping an arm around him. "First of all kid, she has her headphones on so she can't hear us even if we scream," He said, "Second of all, cut the shit son." "What?" "Yeah, We know you like her" "WHAT!?"

Tony sighed. "It's not like you're hiding it well, you're acting like a lovesick dork around her."

Peter flushed. "I don't act like-" "You almost tripped on the stairs and broke your nose trying to give her roses on her birthday." "It was her birthday! I couldn't not give her something!" "Roses, parker. You gave her roses and you expect me to think you don't like her romantically."

Peter bit his lip. "Maybe I... Maybe I do have a small crush on her-" "Small?" "Fineeeeee, a big crush," He murmured, "But I know she'll never like a loser like me..."

Tony shrugged, glancing back at him, and then you. "Don't worry, kid. I have a few tricks up my sleeve." A smirk was plastered across his face, and Peter knew trouble was brewing.

—

"No, No I am not doing this," Peter vigorously shook his head, talking to this earpiece attached to his ear, where he could communicate with Tony and a specific mischievous god who overheard their little 'conversation' in the kitchen island when he sought some Swedish Fish He wore a slick black suit and tie, personally tailored by Loki, who took an interest at the 'spiderling's love life.'

There was a prayer to Freya, norse goddess of love, sewn on the cuffs in gold and tints of red, for good luck.

"Small Spiderling," Loki comforted, his silky smooth voice instantly calming Peter, "I have seen you with Lady Y/N. It is no secret that you have feelings for her, she is an impressively kind and considerate woman."

"I mean, loads of other guys like her too, y'know," Peter whispered into the bug.

"Trust me," Loki smirked, "I have my ways of guessing. 99.999% I'm right!" "If you aren't- I swear I'm gonna chop your horns off, Reindeer Games," Scowled Tony.

Peter took a deep breath, standing at your door, holding a bouquet of your favourite flowers. "Kid, you did this before. Why can't ya do it now?" Tony asked through the earpiece.

"Because I wasn't confessing my eternal love for her that time!" Peter grumbled. He nervously knocked on the door, waiting for someone to answer.

You swung it open, and were delighted at the sight of him. "Peter!" You said, gesturing him to come in. "I didn't know you were coming tonight!"

He flushed and handed the flowers over to you, "These- These are uh- for err.. for you," Peter stumbled on his words.

You twinkled, taking them from his hand. "These are wonderful, Petey!" You sniffed them, taking in the smell blissfully. "But.. What's the occasion?" you asked obliviously. Tony facepalmed from his end.

"Oh," He started, "I just, uh, wanted to tell you something for a, errr, long time."

You didn't hear him, and instead went inside to keep the flowers in water.

Tony groaned at your sickly sweetness. "Just do it already, spandex-man!"

Peter sat at the edge of your sofa, regretting listening to the two men. He just couldn't have been just friends. Hell, this could ruin your friendship!

He would rather be a platonic interest in your life than not even be in your life. He was sure you'd hate him if he said the dreading three words. How was a girl like you supposed to like a boy like him?

"How?" He murmured. You had your back turned to put the flowers in a pot.

"Just slide over with a seductive smile and confess. Who knows, you might even get laid today!"

"MISTER STARKKKKK!" Peter gasped. You turned around on your heel and furrowed your eyebrows.

"Is anything wrong, Petey?" You inquired. "N-nope!" his heart warmed at the affectionate nickname. The poor boy couldn't help but be a flustered mess. "Oooookaayyyyy" You said, giggling, and facing the other way.

Peter straightened his suit and fixed his tie, walking towards you. 'It was now or never' Loki stated.

"Petey?" You asked, at the sudden stance of him towering over you. You set the vase aside and focused on him. His impeccable jawline looked so sharp and dashing, that you almost forgot about the bumbling boy who you talked to all the time.

The room was getting a bit heated, and you just noticed this was the first time you saw him in a suit. No, not a superhero suit, but a proper tuxedo. "I have to tell you a secret," He started.

"And what is that?" You flaunted, crossing your arms and raising an eyebrow. "Do as we practiced," Loki demanded. Peter scrunched his nose and bent lower, looking you straight in the eye. You stood still, afraid to move a muscle. Was this charming boy, your Peter?

"You do know I'm the best secret keeper to ever exist. right?" You nervously bantered, a smile tugging at the edge of your face. "Promise not to tell anyone," He said breathily, his face meeting yours. You leant toward him, taking in the essence of his cologne. "I won't, promise," You whispered, dead serious. From across the line, Loki and Tony smirked deviously.

"You swear?" "I swear," "You really aren't going to tell anyone?" "Not a soul," "Not even your best friends, MJ or Betty?" "Just tell me already, you idiot!" You huffed.

Peter tilted his head and put and finger to your chin, raising it to meet his eyes. You stuck your tongue out playfully, rolling your eyes. Peter broke out from his sudden seriousness and laughed. You couldn't help but join in.

"Dude, what was that?" You wheezed incredulously.

"I'm sorry!" He cringed. He couldn't stop letting out loose laughter. Tony guffawed loudly from his end. Loki facepalmed at how badly his plan went.

The sight of you snickering hysterically, the light of the sun from the windows hitting you in such a way, that you looked ethereal, made his heart soar.

"I love you so much," Peter breathed out giddily. You paused, looking at him in awe.

"Petey," You mumbled in a small voice, "Did you just say you... you loved me?" "Uhhh-" Peter's face was beet red. He stammered gibberish and avoided your eye contact, when you pulled him toward you by the collar. You kissed him tenderly, and he felt extremely ambiguous from it. Your lips crashed against each other, locking into his. His entire body buzzed from the unexpected smooch. His cheeks were burning up, and his lungs clenched. You ran your fingers through his hair, messing it up. He rested a hand on your hip, pulling you against him. You wrapped your arms around his neck and grinned eagerly through the kiss. You broke free and saw his stunned expression, and let out a loose chuckle. He caressed your face gingerly.

"Took you long enough," a snarky remark escaped you. Loki and Tony smiled knowingly, realising what the long silence meant. "I love you too."

"You don't know how relieved I am to hear an oblivious idiot like you say that,"

[minquiec]

🎶 itsssss beeennnn 🎶 a hotttt minuuutteeee 🎶 sincccee iveeee went insane on here so let's just get into it yeah

Yall already know what it is

jia + the archer x not strong enough

When the trend first like got popular I was like eeehhhh that's not rlly jia

Haha lol

the archer:

'screaming who could ever leave me darling, but who could stay'

the spiderman curse

Or smth idk HAUSHA the canon events and everyone dyinnnggg

And also her own personal life like her parents didn't even stay soooo

Who would (COUGHCOUGHXOUGHOBJEHUHC)

And while jia isn't like uhhh how do I put it

She's not insecure yet she's also deeply insecure at a more ??? deeper level??? Idk how to say it

Like it's more like "I hate the way I have become because of things I cannot control and the way it makes me FFFFUUCCKING LONELLLYYYY"

but in a sadder way HAHSJS idk she copes by ignoring her problems (js like me fr)

So while at the same time she's like yeah I'm just a person I'm good with it 👍 she's also like what, could anyone possibly see in me to stay (side affects of distant parents!!!! Side note: THISNISNT TRAUMA DUMPING IM FINE)

'cause they see right through me'

They as in all the people she's known and don't know

That doesn't make sense gimme a

Like they as in the people of her city, people within the hq probably, people shes acquainted with, friends with, etc etc etc

They as in all people other jia herself sees right through her and fail to see just *her* per se

And it's probably her own fault tbh I mean she kinda like

Masks it so who's damn fault is that girl 🤷🤷 DAMN

But despite them never truly seeing the her that's incredibly lonely, she'd much rather prefer to keep it that way which then rolls onto the topiccc offffff

'can you see right through me'

okay this is kind of personal interpretation and changing the lyrical meaning to fit her lore BUT IDDDCCCCC IM RUNNING THIS SHOOOWWW LET ME BEEEEE

Y'all already know who this is directed at hirjejkejejkejekejejejjejejejks

hob

HEHIIEHHRBBBBDBBBB

Anyways

Like the last one I said she'd much prefer to keep her self under wraps and ignore the problem

But obviously since I'm FUCKING delusional and SOOOO fucking CRIMGEE ofc he's an exception HHHHHRHBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRB&-!-!

And because he's the only one who's ever really gotten underneath that layer

She was

Sooooioioioooooo

Fucking confused by it

And because she's never addressed her issues properly, she's not used to this and so this line would almost be like

She's BEGGING him to just pllleaaase be like the rest

Please just see through her because this kind of thing has never happened before and she's SCCCCARREEDD to care too much and what if he leaves too and what if it's all for naught and what if what if what i

Girl we get it

But anyways the last line was

'I see right through me'

Would obviously be referring to her own denial to see herself by ignoring 🧚🧚 herrr fuckingnnnn problemmmsss and feeelinngggsss 🎶🎶 cause hey. Why be sad when u can be glad and very very silly

Anyways the next part

'always an angel never a god'

BITCH

I feel so strongly abt this line rn

Obviously I'm on,

Jjk tok and so I kind of got the train of thought from there but

Always an angel never a god cause she can save as many lives as she tries but she can never save all the lives she cares about

Always an angel never a god cause despite being blessed with a power that gives her the parallel of an angel she can never save her world that will inevitably be destroyed by its own deity that granted her that power (since ig angels work under god/gods and so she'd be that angel working under the deity which would be the god and do you get what I mean)

ALWAYS AN ANGEL NEVER A GOD CAUSE WHILE SHE WANTS TO DO SO MUCH GOOD, YET SHES NEVER A GOD BECAHSE SHE DOESMT HAVE THE BENEVOLENCE OF A GOD CAUSE SHE STILL CARRIES THAT SELFISHNESS OF NEVER WANTING TO BE SPIDERGIRL AND HAVING THAG RESPONSIBILITYAJNNNNWNNENEJDD AUAUAYAUUUUUAHGGEEEUUEUEUEUUEUEUE BREAKS DOWN AND STARTS DISNETNTEGRSTING

yeah okay that's all and this is all just personal interpretation btw so it might not match up to its original meaning but HEY

im gonna go draw them hugging now or smth idk bye bye

[kyskaisen]

A request! How about Maki Zenin x f reader! They go grocery shopping and Maki saves reader from a collapsing display of stacked up soup cans?

hope I've explained it well, idk if the scenario makes sense, sorry! ♡♡♡

ABSOLUTELYYYY OMG I LOVE GETTING MAKI REQUESTS I LOVE HERRR I LOVE MAKI I LOVE HER I LOVE WRITING FOR HER SHES SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND i ship maki x author she's literally my wife YEAH

pairing: maki zenin x f! reader :33

genre: fluffy fluff fluff <333333

soup aisle.

a pile of soup cans of all things. it could've been a curse or something, but soup cans? it felt so embarrassing to even just look at maki. you always thought you were never really clumsy, so you never imagined a day where you'd be saved from a pile of soup cans.

yeah right.

but before that, you and her had set out to go grocery shopping for yourselves since all the other first and second years can't seem to keep their hands off other people's food. yuji toge and panda had eaten all 5 boxes you'd bought in less than a week. megumi ate all the rice, gojo took all the bread to make the 'ultimate sandwich' for his lunch. he ended up vomiting. nobara got mad at gojo and instead ate all the ice cream. when you and maki found out, you both were livid. you two had spent over 12,000 yen combined on food, and they all ate it in less than two weeks!

so now here you are, walking around the store with your girlfriend. sometimes other girls would peek around the corner to catch a glimpse for a little too long for your liking, and almost started several fights in the span of 10 minutes. you understood why. maki's the hottest woman you've ever seen. and even though maki gets embarrassed, you still have to show the world that she's yours.

"we've got to have a hiding place to put all this food," you comment as you shove the box of cinnamon toast crunch into the cart. maki chuckles and keeps pushing. "i don't think there's a place on campus where the others won't get into it." she replies turning around the corner to the next aisle. your eyes glimmer as you look over and see this huge pile of ravioli cans.

"i'm craving ravioli!" you chirp as you skip from the cart. maki hums and keeps walking down the aisle.

the pile looks like a volcano, the ones you see in cartoons where they stand a little too tall. you pouted as you eyed the pile up and down. you thought if you took even one from the pile, the rest would tumble down like a jenga tower and flatten you.

deciding that you'd go for it, you reached for the one that was dead in the middle. you had to get on your tippie toes to reach the middle.

right as maki looked your way to see if you had gotten the ravioli yet, she saw you about to topple into the soup can aisle. she huffed as she left the cart and sped over to break your fall, wrapping a strong arm around your torso and pulling you away from the pile.

"you really should be more careful." she commented as you sat in her arm, watching a can tip over on the corner. her voice full of saccharine flowed right into your ear and your cheeks blushed, the flush spreading from one end of your face to the other. she chuckled at your expression then released her hold around you and walked off with that soup can in her hand.

your cheeks puffed as you pouted and you stomped over next to her. "you didn't have to do that." you mumbled. maki let out a hearty laugh and kept walking down the aisle. "oh, but i did." she replied, looking at you with a smirk on her face.

you rolled your eyes and kept walking next to her with your arms crossed and a pout on your face.

---

the difference between how i write for maki vs how i write for others is unreal.

[mountttmase]

Omg after this just 2 chapters left??? 🥺🥺🥺

You didn’t know if the heat was getting to Mason, but he could barely keep his hands off of you as the week went on. WHO KNOWS WHY

It wasn’t just the sex though. He was right, you were his for the week and no matter where you were or what you were doing he was practically glued to your side. You were having the best week with him and all your friends and the little arrangement only made it even better. THSY ARE ALREADY A COUPLE, I CAN'T

You felt good. Better than good, you felt wanted and needed and even though you both promised that the friendship came first and no feelings would be involved you noticed you’d started to slip. AHHAHAHAHAHA NO FEELINGS, YEAH SURE

SHE IS STARTINGTO UNDERSTANDHER FEELINS???? OMG OMG OMG

‘I’ve never done pottery painting, I don’t think I’ll be any good’ you told Mason as you all approached the building. Him holding the door open for you and you smiled as you walked passed him. IM SURE YOULL BE AMAZING, CAUSE YOULL DO IT WITH LOVE🤭🤭🤭

Once she was done you were all allowed to go and pick your pottery, and once again you felt Mason brush up besides you as you looked for something to paint. LINGERING TOUCHES IN PUBLICCCCC 🤭

In the end you picked up a mug, wanting to paint Mason something too and then a mug for yourself before joining the girls. Sitting and gossiping as you let your creative juices flow and even though you were trying your hardest to paint something nice for Mason your lines were all wobbly and you thought it looked silly but you hoped it liked it. SHE MADE A MUG FOR HIM, AND THIS IS GOING TO BECOME HIS FAVOURITE MUG I KNOW THIS

‘That's pretty’ Mason smiled, taking up the seat next to you. ‘The mugs not too bad either’ HE DID NOT🤭🤭🤭🤭

‘Of course not’ you laughed, nodding your head to the side and you watched his eyes light up at the Spider-Man mug you’d painted for him. ‘I know it’s not great but I thought it might look good on your mug tree I got you’ you laughed, referring to the one you’d got him as a house warming gift and you watched his eyes soften as they flickered back between you and the mug. SHE MADE HIM A SPIDERMAN MUG??? DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY NOW?

‘It’s for your bakery. Thought it might look nicer than the coffee jar you’ve got sat by the till’ he laughed and your heart melted instantly. HE DID NOT, OMG THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING IVE EVER READ BABY

‘Oh Mase’ you laughed. Dropping your brush and pulling him in for a hug and he held you back just as tightly. Tucking his head into your neck as he was a little shy and your heart thumped at how lovely he had been. HONESTLY? CRYING

He was still in the kitchen grabbing himself a drink, promising to follow you outside shortly to join you and with a quick, sneaky pinch to his bum you took the few steps from the kitchen to outside. NAUGHTYYYY

I HATE BEN, THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED HER FEAR IN THE POOL SCENE???? OMG PERFECTION

‘It’s okay, you’re safe now. I’ve got you, yeah? I promise it’s alright’ OUR SAVIOUR

‘Y/n I-‘ Ben started from behind you but Mason was quick to cut him off for you. NOT NOW, SHUT UP

‘Can we just go inside’ you whispered through your tears and without so much a look in Bens direction, Mason lead you into the kitchen and away from everyone else before picking you up by your thighs and placing you on the counter. OH MY LITTLE GIRL

Once you were calm again you pulled back to look at him, a soft concerned expression on his face as he placed a soft kiss to your forehead and you couldn’t ignore the goosebumps that traveled over your arms at the gesture. His touch was grounding you more than you thought it would but the feel of his lips on your skin made you feel even better. HIS TOUCH OS CALMING HERRR🚨🚨🚨🚨

‘Y/n’ he sighed, but you could tell there was smile behind his voice as he slightly scolded you. ‘You need to tell me things like that. How am I supposed to look after you if I don’t know?’ I GASPED

‘Good’ he laughed before dropping his head to press a light kiss to your lips. OMG OMG OMG RULES MASONNNNN

You froze, that’s against the rules being your first thought but he didn’t seem to be reacting in any way so you kept your cool and acted like what he’d just done was normal even though it was anything but. IT IS NORMAL 😌😌😌😌

THEY ARE GOING OUTTTT

He was dressed in shorts and a tank, clearly throwing his own outfit together pretty hastily but looking at him still made your knees weak. The fact he’d have his tattoos on show for you today too made your tummy flip so when he held out his hand you took it straight away before he led you outside and thankfully you didn’t see anyone on the way out. Following Mason with your head down and once you were out he steered you towards the main town. I SCREAMED, HE TOOK HER HAND🥺🥺🥺

‘Whenever me and my family go away we get each other a magnet’ he told you, head motioning inside one of the tourist shops at a giant wall of magnets. ‘You go in here, I’ll go into the shop opposite and we can buy each other one. You know, one that reminds us of the other’ he explained but your silence made his face falter. ‘Or if that’s weird we can just-‘ YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT A COUPLE CODED THING

OH CARLY 🥺🥺🥺🥺 MY FAVOURITE BESTIE

You met him outside where he was looking at you with a cheeky smile before quickly swapping the little paper bags they were hidden in, both bursting into fits of giggles when you saw you’d bought each other the same one. THEY DID NOT

‘You fancy a walk on the beach? We can stay away from the water if you want’ he smiled but you just laughed and took his outstretched hand. Walking along the shore as he intwinted his fingers with yours. AHHAHAHAH SILLY

It all felt so surreal, getting caught up in the moment even though you know you shouldn’t have, but the way he was acting so soft and caring with you made your heart flutter and you had to remind yourself often that he was still just your friend. JUST, PFF....

He stopped suddenly, pulling his phone out his his pocket before seemingly trying to take a picture of the sand in front of you and you were confused as to what he was doing until he threw a peace sign up in the air, looking down to see his shadow on the sand so you joined in as he took a few more. Both giggling away until he placed his arm around your waist and pulled you flush against his side before popping a kiss on your forehead and snapping a picture. THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE NOT COUPLE IN THIS WORLD OMG

You looked up at him carefully, his bright eyes looking down into yours and the urge to kiss him was stronger than ever. He beat you to it though, planting another illegal kiss on your lips softly before taking your hand again so you could carry on walking. ANOTHER ONEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA

‘Don’t be silly, I’d rather hang out with you anyway. I was thinking, maybe we could grab some dinner out? Unless you wanna go back, we can do that too’ he told you, rushing at the end like he thought he’d overstepped but you were enjoying your alone time with him so you sent him a reassuring smile. THE FACT THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO SCARE HER SO HE IMMEDIATELY GAVE HER AN OPTION B

‘I mean I think you look great but whatever you want’ he winked, squeezing your sides playfully. I SCREAMED

THEIR LITTLE MOMENT AT THE BEACH??? OMG

‘You deserve to be happy too’ you told him, moving your shoulders round slightly so you could look at him and you almost melted when his hand came to rest on your cheek so he could stroke it gently. THIS??? HE IS HAPPY WOTH YOUUUU

‘I think so too’ you whispered, your smile mirroring his as he continued to gently stroke your cheek. ‘Though I miss having you around’‘I miss you too’ he smiled THEY MISS EACH OTHER

‘Your cake’s obviously’ he laughed, making you roll your eyes playfully as you looked away from him but he was quick to hold you closer and scatter kisses on top of your head until you looked back. ‘I’m kidding. It’s mostly you’ I WOULD MISS HER CAKES TOO

SHE KISSED HIMMMMMM

Kissing Mason like this made you feel giddy. You were breaking every rule in the book but there was no intent behind it, just two people showing the other how they felt and you hope Mason could tell how much you appreciated him for everything I'M SCREAMING

‘You don’t have to thank me or repay me’🤭🤭🤭🤭

‘Well do you send me cakes a lot’ he winked, ‘and you're always there for my games, good times and bad you're by my side so I appreciate you too. More than you know’ he told you softly. A warm fuzzy feeling spreading over your skin and you didn’t have the confidence to look at him anymore so you faced forward as the pair of you snuggled closer and listened to the sound of the waves crashing on the shore. I'M SO IN LOVE

‘Shall we head back? You’re starting to get cold and I don’t have anything for you’ Mason asked after a little while and even though you were content in his arms you knew it was getting late and you’d have to head back soon so you begrudgingly nodded. THE CARE HE HAS

‘You wanna come in here for a bit?’ He asked, making you raise your brows at him suggestively but he was quick to settle you. ‘Nothing like that, I just thought we could hang out for a bit. Watch a movie before bed?’ OHHHHH

‘Yeah I just… I don’t wanna leave you yet like it feels weird to me’‘It feels weird to me too’ you admitted shyly and your heart stuttered at his soft smile. ‘Listen, I’m just gonna have a quick shower, get changed and run upstairs for a water. You want me to get you anything?’ I FELT THIS IN MY BELLY OMG

After your shower you found one of your nicer sets of pjs and you made your way upstairs but the sight in front of you made guilt rush through you. There was Ben, his face sat propped up on his fists as he leant against the counter and you could see how miserable he looked just from a glance. THERE HE IS😒😒😒😒

Without another word you made your way over to him, touching his shoulder so he’d turn a bit before pulling him into your arms. You felt him relax immediately as he held you tightly and you rubbed his back gently hoping to let him know everything was fine between you. SHE IS CUTE

‘It’s fine I deserved a telling off’ he smiled shyly and you couldn’t help but let out a small laugh. ‘You promise you’re alright?’ ILL FORGIVE HIM

‘Well if you fancy a lesson I can try and teach you. We can call it part of my apology’ he offered and even though you were petrified you wanted to do something to make him feel better. SILLY

‘You too’ you smiled and with a quick kiss to your cheek you both made your separate ways to your rooms. You didn’t bother knocking when you got to Mason's room, walking in so you could drop the snacks and drinks straight onto the bed but after you’d shut the door and finally caught sight of him, your mouth went dry. YEAH JUST A MOVIE

It was a comfortable silence, but then again you were always comfortable around Mason. The pair of you munching your way through your snacks as you absentmindedly watched the film that was on until you felt him reach for his phone. Tapping away for a few minutes before he placed it back on the bed until you felt your own phone buzz on the side table. THE PICSSSS

YOU ALREADY KNOW I LOVE THE PICS YOU CHOSE FOR THE AIRDROP

‘Just some pictures I’ve taken this week that I thought you might like’ he told you. Trying to shrug it off but you knew he knew what he’d done was special to you. ‘I thought maybe you could use some for your daily instagram dumps you seem to love. Do you like them?’ SCREAMINGGGG

‘That's okay. I know the others were constantly asking the boys to take pictures and I didn’t want you left out. I’ve kept a few for myself though’ he teased. Making you laugh as you looked back up at him. OMG AHAHHAHAH

‘Don’t be silly, stay here tonight’ THEY SHARED A BED, AND THEY WERENT IN THE BED CAUSE OF SEX🚨🚨🚨🚨

‘Sorry, Mase. I didn’t mean to wake you’ you whispered, crawling back into his arms but you let him spoon you this time, smiling at the feel of his arms around you and his lips pressed to the base of your neck. I'M NOT FEELING GOOD

THIS WAS SOFT AND LAZY SEX🚨🚨 OMG

The pair of you didn’t move, Mason just feeling heavier and heavier as he sunk into you even more. Falling straight back to sleep so you joined him knowing you’d hadn’t felt this content in the longest time. MY BABIESSSSS

OMG

I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM??? LIKE??? THEY'RE A COUPLE CLEARLY

THE MUGS PART WAS SO SWEET🥺🥺 AND THE FACT THAG THEY MADE SOMETHING THAT REMINDED THEM OF EACH OTHER???

THEN THE MOMENT WITH BEN? OMG I HATED HIM SO MUCHHH

BUT OUR SAVIOUR MOUNT CAME TO SAVE HIS GIRL

THEIR DAY TOGETHER???? BABIESSSSS

AND THEN BEN APOLOGISING 🥺 HE WAS CUTE

THEM SLEEPINGGG IN THE SAME BEDDDDD

AMD THE LAZY SEXXXXX AAAAAAA

THEY BROKE A LOT OF RULES KN THIS ONEEEEE

ALL THOSE KISSES🥺🥺🥺🥺

I LOVED ITTT

OMG

WEDNESDAY IS SOOOO FAR AWAYYYYYY

I CAN'T WAITTT

BUT ILL MISS THEM ONCE ITS DONEEEE

THAT WAS PERFECT BESTIE, I LOVED AND FELT EVERY EMOTION THEY FELT🥺

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS PERFECT WORLD WITH US🩷🩷🩷🩷 ITS AN HONOUR BEING ABLE TO READ IT

MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT POSTING

They’re so in love 😭 but all the kisses make up for it I think 🤭

And yes a lot of rules have been broken but it’s okay 😩

[bittersweet-ritual]

Fleabag!!! For the show ask hehehehe oh and killing eve!! KUSJES

HELLO❤

For Fleabag

Fave character: I think Claire? I love herrr. Also Boo 🥺 and Fleabag duh

Funniest character: Claire

Best-looking character: oofff I gotta say the hot priest and also Fleabag

3 favourite ships: the best one (platonically of course) Claire & Fleabag (THE ONLY PERSON ID RUN THROUGH AN AIRPORT FOR IS YOU), hot priest and fleabag (yes but also no I'm not gonna get into it), Claire & Clair 😭 (is that how you spell the names)

Least favourite character: all the guys she has sex with in season 1 tbh

Least favourite ship: idk??

Reason why I watch it: Because Phoebe Waller Bridge is a genius

Why I started watching it: See answer above!! Basically because I was so hooked on Killing Eve and had to watch whatever else Phoebe had done.

Killing Eveeeee:

Favourite Character: I'm going to be boring and say Villanelle of course (shout out to Elena🥺)

Funniest character: oooff Villanelle and Eve, theyre clowns

Best-lookig character: Do I have to say it...Villanelle

3 favourite ships: Villaneve, Kenny x Elena, Villanelle and her tiny chair idk

Least favourite character: Laura Neal is my enemy, yes I know shes not a character

Least favourite ship: Carolyn and her awful character development

Reason why I watch it: Because nothing makes me feel the way s1 and s2 do 😭 Sandra Oh and Jodie Comer being murder girlfriends?! The acting?!! The queerness? Women!!!!!! Phoebe!!! The music!! The accents!!! The suits!!!!! The femaaale gaze!

Why I started watching it: A friend recommended it bc she thought I would like it (ha ha) so I looked up a clip went about my day, then watched it a couple months later and found out the significance of the scene I just randomly watched without context😂 forever grateful for it but also forever mourning this show

THANKS TIAANS dat ik mag schreeuwen over mn shows I LOVE YOU

[lilywily143]

Nearing the end of the Journey

[Part 1] [Part 2: here]

Thad: ooo! heehee that wasn't bad for a D13.

Emily: You did great Glitter Bright!

T: I wish Uzi was here to train our skills. She needs to enhance her modifier to increase her numbers.

Lizzy: And also because you love herrr~

T: SIS I SWEAR!! G-guys..

L: Ugh.. again.

Emily: You guys think Uzi's dealing with the Villian Drone now?

Penny: I wish so. This is the most negativity we've seen yet from the spell.

T: D-Do you think this is a D20?

P: Possibility...

L: W-what the heck...?

P: I-Is that one of the Buffon minions summoned?

Tessa: No. That isn't it. It's worse.

T: Someone's negative thoughts are so bad that is could break the Solver out of it's curse today if it lasts too long...

Chatter: We need to stop the Buffon soon!! Roll!! Roll!! Where is it!?

T [mind]: I'm gonna help this drone!!

T [mind]: Who is it-

T: ZI-ZI!!! ZI!! Here!!

T: Come on!!

T: Huh!? Wh-what did I do to make it worse!? GAH!!

[Later]

E: Ugh that fight hurt...

Tessa: Uzi....

T: D-Do you guys know what her thoughts are like..?

P: No we... We don't talk about thoughts so... negative..

L: Well. Let's have her rest. Feeling negative thoughts for so long isn't a good thing.

Agreed. Yes. Mhm.

L: Hey Thad.

T: Mhm..?

L: When she wakes up, do you want to speak to her first?

T: I-I can.

TS: Wait why just him?

P: Would you like to wake up to four people asking questions about what they feel?

TS: No..

P: Exactly. Let's just get to the base..

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep8! Xena is currently looking like Callisto... XD

AAAH CALLISTO- I mean Xena

Aaah, Gabrielle scared for a sec

"Can you dye your hair" 😂

Joxer....... Fuck offff

Ares... Blergh

"Where were they raised, in a barn"

GABRIELLE WANTS TO KICK BUTT, LET HERRR

Please... 😂 Gabrielle just waltzed in there like mf STRAX starting a small war.

Was she about to slap that guy with a fish

ARES NOOOO... Why is he... Like that

"I've always wanted to slap-" XDD

Please Gabrielle is so aggressive I love it XDD

Did... Did Callisto steal his sword

Why is Gabrielle so pissed sjfdhsh

"Oh I would've switched you back, but I lost my sword 😔"

PLEASE THE CUT TO CALLISTO TORTURING XENA'S BODY

Gabrielle, Whaaat. Is this like the mites in the Paternoster Gang Trespassers audio... XD

Ares just laughing like a SHITTTT

Ohhh, because Ares keeps the balance of war and peace.

"Get your hands off me" aaahhh

Gabrielle angrily reciting

No weapons on the boat XD

Joxer ffs....... 😑

Whoever stole Ares's godhood seems set on handing it on.

"I heard she broke your belt with her shakram and you ran away with your behind showing"

ARES HAS A HANGOVER WHAT A FUCKING LOSER SJFJDJF And he's seasick 🤣

"He's awesome 😊" please

NOOOO GABRIELLE AND JOXER SNEAK IN TOO SJDDJDJF

"You're sure Xena wants you to follow her?" "Of course"

SISYPHUS 😭🤣

Ares is just a fucking loser. Can't even keep his sword.

"Not that anyone was thinking of leaving, but the boat's gone" sdjfbd niiice

AHAHAHA SHE KNOCKED HIM OUT

"That was the wind... Right?" "Sounds like it's hungry"

Oop. Callisto got number 1. Well, Xena got No. 1

Ares is suuuch a loser. XD

Gabrielle is so pissed xD

Please... Put your shirt back on, Ares... 😑

"When I get my body back, I gotta remember to take a long bath" wash all the Ares off...

Oh shit the first dead guy

"So that's where I put that thing" Not funny... XD

STABBY

Is that sword Ares's

JOXER WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A SHITTTT

He's vaguely annoying at the best of times. Right now? Worse

They're gonna stab each other aren't they. Theeere it is

IS ARES SCARED OF A MOUSE 😂😂😂

PLEASE the spikes, the fire... Ares is like "heLP 🙁"

I'VE BEEN HANGED, HUNG OVER FIRE AND NEARLY SHISH KEBABED

They're so stupid

There is no monster. It was just noise

Lovely fighting, Xena

She does know where he hid it?

Gabrielle's so angyyy

"I won't forget" "Yes you will"

Oh and he's back in leather... 😂

Oh ofc he betrayed her. He's mf ARES

"Then why do I still feel like killing him?" that's just a natural response

AWWW GABRIELLE WOULD BE WITH HER WHENEVER

Awwwww, Xena's baaaack 🥺

They hug 🥰

[venusvity]

to my baes jiah and mark, aka jark, what was the reason for your break up and if you could go back in time would you do anything differently?

"Fuckin' Jark," Jiah repeats, making Mark laugh as a few chuckles slip past her glossy lips. Mark waves his hands around, shaking his head.

"Every time you say Jark-Everytime you say Jark," Mark says between laughs, trying to catch his breath which only makes Jiah start to laugh harder, covering her mouth to try to quiet herself. "Every time you complain about Jark, I lose my mind. You gotta-"

"You wanna know why we broke up, guys?" Jiah laughs, putting her hand up to silence Mark but it only makes his head fall back in laughter, knowing what she's going to say. "Because our ship's name is Jark." She nearly cuts herself off from laughing so hard, doubling over with a loud cackle that has Mark leaning back in his seat slapping his thigh in amusement.

After they collect themselves with a few deep breaths and avoid eye contact. Mark takes another deep breath, shaking his head.

"She broke up with me and I think it was because..." He turns to look at Jiah finally, hoping she'd fill in the blanks but she stays quiet. Her lips form a line as she shrugs, laughing through her nose.

"There was a girl in his life...I didn't like herrr..." Jiah simply says, causing Mark to grunt with a nod.

"Her name was Layla," Mark recalls with a sigh through his nose.

"She was fucking freak and he was letting her blow him while we were together," Jiah deadpans, very unamused with the memory. Mark blinks at her airing out their old business, biting the inside of his cheek as he looks at Jiah then away.

The silence is so loud it makes Jiah chuckle.

"I wouldn't do anything different," Jiah answers after a few beats, smiling to the camera as Mark looks around like he can't wait to leave. Jiah nudges his arm, prompting him to answer. Mark clears his throat awkwardly.

"Yeah, I wouldn't let that girl blow me." Jiah nods with a hum, watching him like a hawk as he says that.

"Yeah," Jiah hums, turning back to the camera. "Exactly."

DRABBLE ASK GAME FOR JARK!

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[mitchiegonewild]

aot: the mitchie cinematic universe

okay so im just gonna write down some of my aot headcanons in a modern setting bc like...im right. anyways:

eren and armin met on reddit

erens a reformed brony but it’s still a comfort show of his

armin defends furries (as he should)

he also got sasha and connie to go to furcon and at first he was nervous abt taking him because they thought that they would be mean about it but they ate that shit up, none of them are furries but they fuckin love them

connie gets wasted and eats baby food

jean got his license first and never stfu abt it

marco unironically prefers the cafeteria food to home cooked food

levi went to jail for a really long time when he was like 17. nobody except erwin knows why. whenever anyone asks erwin he just goes “you shouldn’t have asked that.” and stares at you until you change the topic

additionally, levi’s mugshot is single-handedly both the hottest and scariest thing ever

moblit is saving himself for marriage and volunteers to teach sex ed to hanges class 

hange has not yet realized that moblit would stop waiting for marriage if they approached him in that way

eren is an AVID redditor. i’m talking 4 out of the 6 hours of his phones screen time is the reddit app. he used to be obsessed with 4chan too

historia runs a pretty popular fashion instagram account

some random guy (possibly reiner while he was in his closeted era) left the funniest hate comments when historia posted a picture of her and ymir together for valentines day. ex: “WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER” “MY HEARRRRTTTTT. I LOVED HERRR”

bertholdt spam reported his account so he would stop bc the second hand embarrassment...my god...

jean loves drake and it’s everyone’s problem

the way mikasa figured out that she was bisexual was by kissing eren and annie, and then saying, “so it’s definitely not a problem with either gender, i think it’s just you guys” and that’s how two hearts were broken that day

annie and armin were each others beards but armin actually started to love annie and so she had to hit him with the “im glad you know youre pan, but im still a big fat lesbo. love u”

they broke up and then annie met hitch on a cruise, now theyre cute long distance gfs which is better for annie bc she doesnt like people hanging off of her

connie thinks he can breakdance. key word is “thinks”

sasha eats bits of everyone’s lunch

sasha also films tiktoks in the middle of class. her “we not hump1ng” dance with jean went viral and so that's how 900k people have seen jean miming sucking a shlong in the middle of honors calculus

armin is surprisingly good at dancing, he’s most definitely a quirked up white boy

mikasa has a candle collection

hitch runs the school confessional account

eren started to 'come out' as bisexual because jean found him on the r/lgbtq subreddit asking if they thought his feelings about a specific guy friend was bordering on romantic. jean ss’ed it and sent it to him, eren called him, and then jean became a god of a wingman

marco is catholic but like is super chill about it

ymir pulls over to take pictures of vultures for historia

historia and jean got high as motherfucking kites one night because they ate out of the wrong brownie pan at a party and the whole time they were just staring into each others eyes like “i love you. why dont we hang out more. you are so cool. we are divine love from the universe. we should be best best best friends.” they karaoke'd piano man together that night

ERWIN WAS A DRAG QUEEN IN HIS COLLEGE YEARS!!!!!

erwin and levi met when erwin visited prison for a psych thesis he had and they just hit it off. literally. levi thought erwin tried to insult him and then he tried to punch him (erwin was trying to ask him on a date to the commissary🤞)

mikasa and annie are autistic besties

connie is an ipad baby turned teenager

zeke is in a shitty garage band and pulled the “hope you guys like weezer” conversation, verbatim, with eren when eren was in sixth grade and he was an angsty sophomore

that was probably erens downfall tbh

one time there was a lice outbreak in their little group and armin and historia (bc theyre definitely siblings and their parents are erwin and levi) brought it home to levi. he rented a hazmat suit

also, everyone got it, INCLUDING LEVI, except for hangë because their hair is so dirty. levi switched to tea tree shampoo that day

hangë is the leader of the schools gsa

moblit used to be a church camp counselor before he realized he was queer and also an agnostic

eren and armin started dating because while they were smoking together, high off his ass, eren let it slip that he does...questionable things to Imaginary Armin during his alone time and wanted to make sure it was okay with him. armin, also high off his ass, replied that yes, it was, because he ALSO does that

historia has a crusty little white dog named bella thats her pride and joy and it fucking hates eren

reiner cries to tears for fears. slay

reiner also has an addiction to saying “you just got slayed”

bertholdt cries almost every time he gets #krissed

ymir knows this and purposefully sends him #kirssed videos

for one last #krissed hc, reiner was sobbing over his mental health issues at 2 am and decided to record a tiktok with the Space Song audio but then it turned to him being #krissed so he just started screaming (tiktok: )

[ginevrafangirl]

Love Between Fairy And Devil Commentary Part 3

The final one! Excerpts from my reactions while watching episodes 25-36! Apologies for the delay

Part 1 | Part 2

SPOILERS ahead!

when did shangque fall in love with her anyway i feel like it snuck up on me. like it was obvious it was going to happen, but the how happened subtly

the grooms need to get DRESSED

it would be hilarious if girlie and sauron get together now and kiss and people see and incest rumors cause the weddings to fall apart

wow sauron looks SO weird with his hair up

a red wedding is about to happen // its snowing as well for maximum effect

he cannot control hellfire well anymore he really should not be doing this

i love that him being 'injured' means he got eyeliner and dark lipstick

she didnt fail the tribulation besties she is fine

FINALLY we get a badass moment from girlie

wdym 'why cant i control hellfire' its obviously cause you have emotions again

have i mentioned how much i hate jin guangshan

did she just feed him her blood to heal? what in the svsss?

girlie's 'i want to jump into the river' after getting caught locking lips was so cute

also why is everyone acting like they dont know why sauron cant use hellfire // i mean he was against her restoring his emotions for this very reason??

god i knew they were gonna be disgustingly cute

i think jieli was prettier in the mortal clothes but girlie is definitely more gorgeous in her immortal robes

i really appreciate the little comedic moments scattered through this show

omg this is beautiful // the women singing together for the return of their men // very avatar like

DAMN that was an eventful two episodes // the wedding happened, batman appeared, everything went to plan, batmans identity was revealed, girlie and sauron finally kinda got together, danyin and ice man came back and girlie's true identity was also revealed

its so crazy that they are saying they need to settle the score as if sauron hasnt regularly whooped jack frost's ass completely

girlie you were happy as a mortal cause you were rich

omg she is literally 'i see you as a nice friend'-ing him rn. i didn't expect this level of self awareness

sauron feeling proud of dragon boy for scoring a date

sorry dragon boy jieli is a businessminded woman

i feel like a matchmaking auntie watching these cuties together

oh good batman backstory // he literally has no parents. but he is also blind like a bat. and uses sound - the flute. // i am a genius

HAN PU!????????? baby batman is HAN PU (who rules the world reference)

also batman is literally luo binghe (svsss reference)

good for jin guangshan and jack frost's mom for running away and escaping this madness

frostie is suicidal. cue the beat boxing song

YES GO FULL HIPPIE ICEY BOY

that man did NOT swallow

DANYIN? danyin is the baby??? then why does the pregnant lady look like jieli???

i am 99% convinced fake old god is gonna die

this is a very random last minute storyline/backstory that i did seriously not see coming

has jieli been a plant by catwoman and batman this whole time?? thats why she cant reciprocate dragon's feelings?

shangque stop saying you'll forgive her manipulating you

damn the whole city gathered to stop him from getting laid

he wants to mawwy herrr

this is why dating villains is fun, they truly dont give a fuck about right or wrong, just you. great romance

he didnt go to hang locks! does he need to get the spike in him right NOW?

that punishment is so awful sauron become 3D in a 2D show

there is lightning! are they gonna kiss kiss body swap again?

why dont they just tell emo boy girlie isnt a fairy, she is the goddess of xishun

this conflict is seriously so unneccessary, she is a GODDESS

the people on twitter were right, this does get only better as you keep watching

thats not a cave, thats a torture chamber

and he decided to share her pain // ofcourse he did

thats a long ass wig

i thought he was gonna carry her but them walking hand in hand is so much better

ice man and jin guangshan's fathers name is lord DONG that is amazing

wowwwwww danyin just confessed her love in front of EVERYONE // balls // she has got balls

girlie's true identity was the fix-it of everything huh

dragon boy is brave to the point of stupid giving jieli all his money // omg is she finally accepting him // i wonder what they will get up to in his dragon form

now wtf is happening here

plot is now aiming at killing girlie i see

i dont see how he didnt see the loss of hellfire coming from miles away after he got his emotions back, i mean wasnt he so opposed to it for this very reason??

i cant believe they hurt my babygirl dragon boy

the phrase "menacing fairies" is quite funny

sauron just wants to live in domestic bliss but the plot wants WAR

i love the meek obedient expression sauron gets on his face around girlie

he is too smart to work with an obviously evil swirling dark cloud // right?

mr sauron i thought you werent gonna lie to her

she has gotten good at setting boundaries

is he possesed rn or just what is happening

i hope the war lives up to the hype, unlike who rules the world // i mean we have been talking about it for literally 30 episodes

the crazy thing is that if he had been straight up with her and told her why she has to die she would have killed herself easily

jieli is fucking smart

I GET IT NOW // he cant take off the bone orchid cause she is devoted to him, so he has break her heart so he can take it off

oooo is it time for ✨war✨

for two opposing armies the fairy realm and demon realm sure have the exact same armour

i think even if she tries to kill herself she wont die cause of special goddess powers

ooooo i think he will use the evil qi and then girlie will purify it

wow her screams of pain are quite intense

honestly i am sick of lady war just having no agency in this story // like lets have her come back to life and tell off batman please

ohhh its the long awaited batman vs iceman fight

they sure picked a place with terrible visibility for this war huh

who tf is qingchuan???

after all this time iceman just now found out batman is ronghao?

love how lady si ming still hasnt shown up again // though i do still believe she will

i knew it!! her magic dust brought everyone back to life

that god(dess) for better visibility amirite

wait are they still pretending she isnt gonna live

sauron doesnt have enough sand on his face, he face planted multiple times. i need him to be coughing up sand

oh wow she is actually disintigrating thanos snap style

why is jieli not just telling dragon boy the truth that she was poisoned? is it cause she knows catwoman is gonna come after her and she doesnt want him to get hurt?

and now batmans all happy and shit?? rude

omg stop manipulating lady war i am sick and tired of her agency being taken away

awwww this is a very cute sequence if not for the fact that he is definitely dreaming

wow watching sauron smile with all his teeth is weirddd

so i guess the remaining 5 eps will be him trying to get girlie back

if dragon boi dies i am gonna riot

oh its a dream sharing incense burner!

woooooow hot take from ice man there 'she will come back from death cause she hasnt married me yet'

i love the juxtaposition of the chaos irl and the serenity in his dream

i am really confused about the girlie marrying iceman prophecy because there is no way thats gonna happen right? unless she has some serious memory loss or something

i am so confused about ronghao's feeling towards lady war

jin guangshan is a fucking bitch

hah i knew lady si ming was gonna turn up

what a power couple though lady si ming and her dragon living together forever

popping back in to say i was right about the memory loss (i stopped in the last few eps cause i was tired lol)

i hate memory loss tropes btw // her memories better come back

did lady war just off danyin?? // misdirect

after i was done i had some last words to say

the ending wasnt bad exactly, plot wise, but i missed the light hearted tone of the show in the last six episodes and also why do we get more fluff in the middle than at the end??

all i wanted was to see them getting married and sitting on the moon throne as king and queen

and not a single jielie/shangque kiss?? we were ROBBED

And that's it folks!! Overall a very fun and enjoyable experience, would recommend!